#DoorStoppers

[kyliafanfiction]

No one is ever allowed to call another book a doorstopper unless it’s as big or bigger than this monstrosity a customer ordered:

(The blacked out bit is a standard 3x5 notecard I placed there for size reference, and only realized after I took the picture it had the name and contact information of the customer who ordered these books)

946 pages and 5.39 Pounds. And it’s small text.

There have been books that have been called doorstoppers before.

But this thing, at least in terms of stuff you could actually theoretically get by walking into your local independent bookstore and expect to get by ordering, blows every other one out of the water. Bigger books exist, yeah, but not that many.

And someone ordered TWO of them. 

[dragiani2]

Run.

THIS TOOK ME 17 HOURS PLEASSSEEE REBLOG IT 😭

yeah this took. Forever lmao. I really wanted to draw some foliage and it turned into this.

im finally free. Nsjinsijnisn

[gristlethistle]

Why don't I want cold callers at my door? Idk maybe because I get so anxious I can't eat this making me more likely to a Vasovagal Syncope that makes me non functional for 24+ hours and oh, a migraine that makes me blind and in pain for....well going on two hours now...

[dorodoro000]

MY GRASS

[hattyhatterson]

MY GRASS

[goggleboggly]

comfort

[yoyieland]

Idk what to caption

[westiec]

I mean it's more chonk than strict pagecount imo.

Spine greater than ~8 cm/3" is about where I start thinking of a book as a doorstopper, based on the highly scientific method of going "about yay thick" with my fingers and then holding up a ruler.

No nuance here we die like men*

*people slain by a recent goodreads article that said anything longer than 450 pages qualified as a “doorstopper.” 450!!! What doors are you stopping with a mere 450 pages??

[chromojoy]

Some characters 💤

[maxphilippa]

discord reqs

[nogudfreak]

sumthing i drew a couple months ago

[t4x208]

unfinished animation thing (sorry for the low quality)

Smiling friends brazil argument scene but happy nice club

[p0psugar]

Animatic battle humies I made in honor of watching the show

[banoooki323]

What have I been up to? Cant really say

Me and my partners sonas are the second one I think that one turned out cuteee

I saw a post about Clock x Animatic and I thought it was the funniest thing but also like I wanted to draw it IT SORTA GREW ON ME

The bunch of doodles I made on call with friends

And of course yellowclock, my friend showed me that ship it was life changing.. LOLOL but that was for my friend Pie! :D

[eternalstarstorm]

!!!

[raiyndeere]

a little drawing I made of doorstopper and SPAS-12 on spraypaint :>