#Dont get infected
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through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across
he’s seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your “i swear it’s just a cold sore”
it’s not even a parental thing, it’s the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children who’ve never been away from mummy this long before and he’s sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap
#price completely against his will learning all there is to know about the human body and having to teach a bunch of kids#also against their will#is absolutely hilarious#he ends up with a full seminar and power point ready to go for boot camp sex ed#‘this is chlamydia. this is also chlamydia. this is a yeast infection. this is a pimple. if you have any of these things for the love of go#dont show it to me’#he has a standing bet with the medics on how many people he’ll end up sending there when he gets a new batch#even after being captain for so long he still somehow always manages to undershoot#he has a drawer filled with every morning after pill; regular pill; abortion pill; antibiotic and fungal cream allowed in the uk#and has standing scripts with medical to get more when he runs out#which causes a hilarious misunderstanding with nik when they go to fuck in his offic and nik goes rooting around in his drawers for lube#only to find his mega stash#nik genuinely wonders if he has six differed stds and regularly impregnates people despite being gay since he was twelve#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#john price#captain john price#price cod#john price cod#nikprice#cod#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii
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“You’re staring again,” The low voice accuses from underneath the car. You watch his hand pat the concrete, searching for his toolbox, before quickly grabbing the wrench. His hands are black with dirt and oil, probably calloused from the heavy work.
“Am I not allowed to?” You hum, sitting on your garage cabinet while sipping on some water.
You watch Eijiro put a screwdriver in his mouth, now using both hands to tighten a bolt. Sweat drips down his temples and onto the floor beneath him. You sigh at the sight.
“It’s distracting” He mumbles around the tool, trying to stay focused on the task at hand.
Kirishimas sanctuary was his garage. He spent a good proportion of the house budget on simply making this area perfect for him. It has everything a guy like him needs, and tons of room for him to work on his hobby. Fixing cars.
Your hobby conveniently lines up perfectly with his. Watching hot men do manual labor, specifically watching your lover fix cars. So you also spend a great amount of time here.
He was currently under one, but the older truck is being suspended into the air (to your request) so you get a perfect view of him underneath the car dealing with all the technical stuff you cannot understand. You sit there and watch, not giving a damn about the broken car.
He lets out a groan as he tries to secure a pipe into place. You watch his biceps contract and his eyebrows furrowed in concentration.
“You know, it's got to be hot under there. Don't you think you'll be more comfortable if you take off your shirt?” You tease, crossing your legs with a grin on your face.
Though, the black wife beater he was wearing was already making you swoon. And the way it was stuck to his skin? You had to be in heaven.
He glances back at you, taking the screwdriver out of his mouth, before using his arm to wipe some sweat off his face. Black streaks coat his cheeks. “You are looking at me like you are a starved animal,” He laughs, before using his moveable stool to kick back away from under the car toward where you're sitting.
He climbs off the stool, and over to you, while you swing your legs out lazily. He places his hands on the counter on either side of you, trapping you in his hold. You meet his stare, the corner of your mouth picking up in a smile. He is grinning at you, eyes tired from the work, but still pinning you in place.
“Thirsty?” You hum, holding up your cup to his mouth.
His eyes flicker toward the glass and he nods. You tilt the glass upward, watching the way his throat moves as he swallows it down.
When he looks back at you as to say, enough you just continue pouring. The water drips down his face and onto his shirt. He pulls away with a small cough.
Your eyes widen at the sight in front of you. His shirt clinging now completely to his skin, his body glistening from sweat and now the water. This right here is why this is your favorite hobby.
“Really?” He sighs with a small grin, looking down at the black tank top.
You pout dramatically. “Aw, guess you gotta take your shirt off,” You tease, running your fingers up his shirt toward his neck.
He chuckles low, before blinking slowly at you, leaning forward, and brushing his lips against yours. “Mmm? Can you take it off for me?”
You grin, fingers running up his arm. “Gladly.”
The day ends up like it usually does. With both of you covered in sweat, dirt, and car oil, but you didn’t mind, this is exactly why this is your favorite hobby.
#drabbles#my search history was like “what tools do ppl use to fix cars?”#“Do cars have pipes?”#DONT HAVE SEX WHEN YOU ARE COVERED IN DIRT#that's how you get infections!#dont be like Y/N#kirishima eijirou#bnha kirishima#kirishima eijiro imagine#x reader#reader insert#mha fanfiction#mha eijiro kirishima#eijirou x reader#kirishima eijiro x y/n#eijiro x y/n#bnha eijirou#eijiro kirishima mha#kirishima x reader#kirishima drabble#kirishima headcanon#kirishima fluff#suggestive comments#mello.writes#husband eijiro
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should surprise absolutely no one that i much much much prefer radahn when hes older (and not mindless! or mindcontrolled!)


(doesnt look amused about what malenia just did in that ol trailer- and possibly even moreso about what she said)
that (and base game) version of him is the only one to meeeeeeeee
#ganondoodles talks#elden ring#radahn#general radahn#starscourge radahn#i dont like how the tags immediately suggest to tag it with miquella too#LEAVE HIM ALONE#also sorry for that sudden spam of elden ring#i have fallen hard for radahn okay#doesnt mean zelda is over at all#i just LOVE HIM SO MUCH THE POOR MAN NEEDS A BREAK#imagine knowing that when you die you get send to your half brother that wants to marry you just so he can become a god-#-and then when you fight of the lady sent to kill you specifically so that happens infects you with a horrible disease that turns your-#-mind to mush- AND YET HE STILL REFUSED TO DIE#im still in the believe that no one else really knew and it was a ll a secret#that also MEANS THAT JERREN DIDNT KNOW#I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM#you organize an entire festival to kill a beloved general turned into a zombie to give him an honorable death#not knowing you are sending him to be stitched together as his younger self and mind controlled by his brother that wants to marry him#to become a god like marika#we know more about what others wanted from radahn than what he was actually like!!!!!! the fuck!!!!
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How long did she spend wandering those halls, aimlessly hopping from dream to dream, why did she have to see this? Is... Is ponykind riding the cusp of extinction? She has to continue her hunt, she needs to get rid of the infected. every, last, one.
#mlp#mlp infection au#princess luna#mlp luna#mlp discord#mlp fluttershy#mlp pinkie pie#mlp poundcake#mlp pumpkin cake#the cake twins did get hypnotized btw#btw i think ive mentioned it takes 5 ever for me to upload thats cuz i have to upload each image indicidually and sometimes they dont uploa#and i have to try to upload it again and again it usually takes like 3 attempts#anyway to get this transcribed and uploaded it took an hourT-T#ALSO DISCORD DOESNT LICK THE ICECREAM HE DIDNT EAT HER I JUSTTT WANNA CLARIFY TO BE SAFE shes fine she just realized she ruined everyting
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What if the only way to ACTUALLY kill the infected is to disable their vocal chords???? Since they wouldn't be needed anymore for the ☆show☆???
#O dont know how to phrase things :/#But yall get the idea#hatchetfield#starkid#team starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#doodle#hatchetverse#the hivemind#pokotho#The infected
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sad lamp in my brain, sad yarn too but hes stupid so he doesnt know



#sketch in a bottle#moderator årstid#yarnaby#harley sawyer#regretevator lampert#regretevator infected#skaterlight#prototype is here but im not tagging him because theyre eensy#i like to imagine lampert as the not quite adopted son of mark and wallter. like imagine two old gay guys and their younger orphan gay#friend and they throw around the idea of adopting him but never do#and the idea gets forgotten when their relationship falls apart#hence the im just like my father thing. cause hes comparing himself to mark after the divorce#lampert abandonment issues rokea. lampert claustrophilia rokea. lampert cries really easily during intimacy rokea.#dont look at me im normal
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Twin Fantasy (Those Boys) - Car Seat Headrest just know i havent forgotten about them
#hi guys#regretevator#regretevator fanart#infected regretevator#regretevator infected#regretevator kasper#kasper regretevator#regretevator lampert#lampert regretevator#skaterlight#whups howd that get there#/r or /p i really dont care which way its interpreted
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dogs and dogs and dogs and...
#art#g-man#gman#arne magnusson#father grigori#blood tw#'how wouldnt he get infected or whatever' i dont know. i dont care#shame i found out hes got a cross scarred onto his hand after doing this WAHH. imagine its there#the line up is squished bc if everyone were spread out (like they are in the image i have for myself)#its ridiculously long. so they have to squeeze in together#barmey calhoun#barney's mind#beauty calhoun#barney calhoun#benrey#half life#half life 2#hl2#sizes are kinda. eh. not perfect but its good for now#MAGNUSSON EAS SO HARDDDD i imaging hes part collie perhaps (for the smarts and Do This Thing attitude)#husky for the. bitchy attitude. but the pic i basically stole the pattern from was just a mutt so. idk. its whatever#imploring you to ignore how gordon is nakey because if i were to draw his hev suit#id want to draw all the other gordons hev suits. and well. its way too late (early) for that
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randomly got sidetracked from my bigger drawing project to come up with a wild life pearl design
#very lopsided doggy........ i love her but she looks so pathetic sometimes with the floppy ear and half open eye#i did also draw her very tbh creature looking for fun though which does not help#shes a wolf she should be threatening. but instead she looks like this.#life series#mcyt#life series smp#scott smajor#smajor1995#pearlescentmoon#wild life#w1f1 sketches#my wild life design direction is. curse that turns everyone from human to animal as they lose more lives. this is like. yellow pearl ish?#mostly doggy but could get even more yknow. red would have more obviously paw hands and be fluffier overall#theres a few exceptions to the animal rule (scott and bigb because creaking and cleo because zombie) but thats generally what i have planne#(cleo is also in the plant category like the creaking guys! but its a double setup of gradual undeadness and also plant growth)#i dont think i ever posted my wild life scott designs but i like it a lot. hes so normal if you ignore the eyes and vines#but its kind of hard to ignore the eyes and vines. especially the eyes. most of them never close. hes always watching#a little bit eldritch horror of a guy because he took the creaking hearts and now its infected him in the place of the normal animal curse
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so instead of get back into art after the basic recovery of my surgery, I instead replayed Mario and Luigi Partners in Time…and why does nobody talk about this game?? Hardly ever see it in the Super Mario tag. Like. It’s actually insane how dark it gets. People die. Like actually die. Not as dark as SPM but like we see the dead spirits of Toads get siphoned through tubes. They had their life force sucked out of them via genetically modified trees. Yoshis were eaten by a larger alien Yoshi and were gonna be turned into more alien Yoshis via a factory IN THE GIANT ALIEN YOSHI. We see a town that’s literally just “Christmas is Cancelled” the city. Their mayor probably died. We never see these places restored because there are no survivors to restore them. The citizens of Hollijolli village probably all died by the time the bros shut down the Vim factory. And also there’s the entire scene with the Star Gate. Like. Hello??
maybe I’ll stream or let’s play this game and share it here because I think. More ppl should talk about Partners in Time. I’ll say it too: I like it more than Bowser’s Inside Story. By like a LOT. That’s my ramble for the night. Ttyd day tomorrow. Yippee
#Mario and luigi partners in time#MnLPiT#Partners in time spoilers#death mention#mario and luigi#super mario#germtalks#germ talks#Not art#LISTEN EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT SPM FOR ANGST#BUT THIS GAME IS PRETTY ANGST#especially bc the babies r in it so. The ppl who use the brooklyn bros headcanon get to work with that like.#Did their parents decide to Leave the mushroom world after the ALIEN INVASION that DESTROYED MOST THE KINGDOM#Dont even get me started on shrowser#Imagine bowser covered in grotesque purple mushrooms#Like theres HORROR THERE#and ofc elder princess shroob’s real form is. Horrific. And her BOSS THEME#AUGH#I LOVE PIT!!!#The shroobs are such cool villains and ill never forget the sickass art i saw as a kid#Of peach being infected by them or bein turned evil or smth#Idr the context i jus remember she had red eyes and a buncha tubes in her like they were filling her with chemicals#Scifi horror bs right there#Oh another thing: princess shroobs eyes act like robot eyes they flicker. Turn black. And she dies#Why is that and whybis it so COOL#and then the shroob cameo in bis?!? Thats terrifying!!!#wish theyd come back#I love u purple aliens in mario
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when i saw @fuzzie-bumble 's au and that moon dancer was a character in it i imminently wanted to draw my au's moon dancer with her but uh. i was a taaad late.
#hope fanart is ok i dont wanna be invasive so if i need to delete it lemme know#mlp infection au#gorehorse#<== new tw goretag because the old one was getting suppressed
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Old limbus women but one of them is my OC LMAOOOO
#bart#limbus company#limbus company oc#her name is Eglantine if you rly wanna finally know#she has more issues than she has atoms#lcb oc#ahab limbus company#lcb ahab#Eglantine is like if you put all the radiation made by humanity and put it in a old woman#she has beef with everyone that isn't her late wife and late child LMAOOO#i dont count that fuckass eye wrinkle as hag shit okay. i dont count outis and you cant fucking make me and i dont count hermann#old white people get insanely dusty its actually scary#also its a way of me shooting out my little play on ahab. shes kinda low-key infected by the pallidifcation but yknow...its ahab#everyone knows her deteriorating mass but its almost as if she has infested her own insanity as her faith which she has#thats just normal#and Eglantine....she has a severe hatred for those that exhibit a sort of almighty thought process in anyway#i almost just gave up a shit ton of Eglantine lore but naur....not yet#i need to reblog some other stuff up in here#these two will NEVER interact but like i took some liberties and Eglantine is about to attack ahab#Eglantine not being able to justify shit normally so she sees some shit and is jsut “close enough. welcome back holy ones”#I'm going to be specifically abnormal about pallidification hope y'all are readt#im a fucking weirdo when ut comes to anatomy and how the body works with said shit among other things
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you guys how do i convince my friend gravity falls isnt too immature for him???
#i wanna infect another person with this show and the fandom so badly you dont get it-#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#book of bill#bill cipher#billford
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rotating qcharlie and codeflippa in my brain. I miss them I want to see them again I want codeflippa to meet the other eggs I want charlie to meet sunny I want charlie to get mad at the other eggs and their parents for treating her different I want sunny and flippa to be besties (and for it to make tallulah trust sunny even less than she already does) I want charlie to immediately get attached to sunny I want him to call flippa and sunny his girls I want him to (hesitantly) ask tubbo to maybe possibly babysit flippa if he sees her around bc she and sunny are close. I miss them if you can't tell.
#i want. sunny and/or tubbo. to start getting infected by codeflippa.#okay i dont WANT that but i want The Drama#qsmp#qsmp charlie slimecicle#qsmp charlie#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp juanaflippa#qsmp codeflippa
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dude you cannot just say that and NOT have me come in to BEG you to go to the doctor oh my god
ive had this small dark spot on my pinky for literally years but recently it started growing and became this full on black wound out of nowhere and it hurts like the dickens and is getting bigger but i kinda want to see where hes going with this
#in case youre curious i want to but i cant get an appointment for like another month unless i want to pay a 500$ ER bill so here we are#ive also had stuff like this happen before so im not worried about it + i dont have a fever or any other symptoms that indicate infection#im pretty sure its just a random skin thing that my hands have gotten in the past sometimes
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I love night springs episode 1 so much, but especially because of the fact that it was, of course, canonically written by Alan in a legitimate attempt to escape the dark place. At some point between 2010 and 2019, he fully just went, okay fuck it, maybe that super fan waitress who got possessed by the dark presence and drugged me is actually the chosen one. it's the epitome of "he'd try anything once"
#'he'd try anything once' is his explanation for the Hiss Incantation via the AWE dlc in control. fyi#i do wonder what the plan was for ep. 2 - did he make himself infected by the Not The Hiss? i dont get it#gonna have to rewatch someone else's playthrough or smth#alan wake 2#night springs
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