#Don't mind her she can be a little smug OMG
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Being Lottie Matthews Controversially Young Girlfriend
Adult Timeline Headcanons
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you and lottie definitely have a meet-cute moment at the farmers market. love at first sight fr she's trying to get you to move in the wellness center within the month. “but y/n if you live in the dorms again you'd be here all the time anyways. Just move in 😁. it's cheaper that way.”
coming home after a long day to see Lottie laying in bed and just burying your face in her cleavage. She's surprised the first time you do it, nearly dropping her book and tries to catch you thinking you've fallen, but she's gotten so used to it now that she doesn't even react. she sets her book down gently on the nightstand and runs her hands soothingly through your hair.
she has absolutely no shame about dating you despite the large age difference. she's hyping you up to her cult wellness center members talking about how good you're doing in college and shit. “yeah 😁 she really aced that exam she was worried about 😁😁”. she got one of those stickers like “my girlfriend goes to x college”.
she def packs you lunch and stuff to take with you. lottie can't cook for shit but she can make a mean sandwich. you're like “i only have one class today.” and she's still shoving snacks into your bag lmao.
im convinced lottie is a bit of a technophobe so she's consulting your ass on everything. you get woken up in the middle of your nap to go turn the wellness center computer off and on again. you spend 20 minutes trying to talk her through sending an email before you give up and type it yourself while she dictates. she looks particularly smug after that one, so you think she may have gotten one over on you. she's so genuine most of the time that you're never quite sure.
Lottie's a lot older than you but I really don't think she'd have all that much sexual experience given her circumstances. if she had slept with others before you it wouldn't have been that all that many. lottie would definitely be aware that she'd be expected to have more experience and is a little hesitant about telling you that she doesn't. point is I mostly just think she'd be very shy and blushy the first few times you had sex.
going along with it once when someone assumes you’re her daughter to try to playfully embarrass her. she just shrugs and makes a note in the back of her mind to kiss you in front of them at some point. some poor cult member walks in on you like two fingers deep in your ‘mom’ and is so traumatized by the ordeal. Lottie's all smiles the whole time. she fr giggled a bit when they left she's so devious.
Lottie mentions movies she liked as a kid and you're off-handedly like “oh I don't think I was alive when that came out.” and she just full on winces. she spirals a bit over it every time she's so dramatic.
Lottie's constantly trying to initiate sex wearing like beautiful and intricate lingerie all the time while you're wearing whatever random shit you happened to have on like "please warn a girl omg". Lottie's ass is still like 😍😍. she does not care in the slightest what your wearing lmao it's on site.
Lottie wears silk pajamas with like robes and shit to sleep. they've got her initials monogrammed on the pocket and she buys you matching ones in your favorite colors. she wouldn't be upset if you didn't wear them but she always looks so excited when you do. she also has like a ridiculously expensive sheet set on her bed. it's soft as hell though you've got to give her that. all that and your little cotton blanket you bring for when she inevitably steals all of the bigger blanket from you in her sleep.
Lottie for sure tries to pay for all of your things. you try to pay for them yourself but she always seems to know. she pops out of nowhere with her debit card just as you're checking out like 😁. Lottie's not paying for your things expecting sexual favors out of it but she'd absolutely receive them. dropping to your knees in front of her after she pays for your textbooks??
she has no idea how much things cost. she's def like “how much could a banana cost? $10?”
the reading glasses stay on during sex. she's so embarrassed the first time you see her with them on but gets over it very quickly when you immediately jump her bones.
Lottie buys you a shit ton of clothes. they're all styles you like, but you can't help but notice they're all heliotrope. you're just like 🙄 whenever she gifts you a new shirt.
grinning ear to ear whenever you introduce your milf girlfriend to your friends. you're so smug about it that it honestly makes lottie a little shy. she def really likes it though she's just always so blushy when you compliment her in any way.
she calls you so many pet names. it's all honey, baby, sweetie, princess, etc with Lottie. going feral over the idea of lottie calling you love.
Lottie's so physically clingy. she just loves laying on top of you with her head against your chest so she can hear your heartbeat. she loves when you play with her hair. she chases your hand with her head like a dog if you try to stop lmao.
you'll catch her just staring at you all the time she has no shame
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omg cowboy!eddie when one of those buckle bunnies come back for more and try to flirt with eddie right in front of sweet girl
ooh love this!!! so this is kinda set after the first encounter and fight they had (check the blurb masterlist if you're interested in reading!) and kinda like a follow up fluff blurb about later <3
"There you are." You grinned, greeting Eddie when he finally came out of the small tent. The winner's circle, he'd called it, where he collected his obnoxious belt buckle of a prize and his winning cash.
"Hi, baby." Eddie was shuffling a little slower that usual, stride a little slumped despite his win. He was doing competitions less and less now, getting older and bronco riding was taking more of a toll than usual.
He greeted you with a kiss, sweet but swift, your arm sliding around his waist. "Lemme see it." You grinned, looking over at the shining, studded belt buckle in Eddie's hands.
"Ooh," You giggled. "Nice and shiny. Winner, winner, chicken dinner, hm?"
Eddie snorted in laughter. "Where'd you hear that from?"
"Someone in the stands said it." You shrugged, giggling. "I thought it was funny. Thought you might like that."
Eddie pressed a kiss to your head, shrugging his saddle up further on his back. "I don't think I want chicken tonight." Eddie sighed heavily. "Think I want a steak. You feelin' like goin' out?"
"Are you?" You looked at him carefully, brow raised in suspect. "We can order room service if you're tired."
"Nah, I just need to shower and change. Get outta these boots." Eddie shook his head. "I'll get a second win. 'Sides, I promised you a night out."
You grinned, leaning into his side. "Where should we go? Oh, should we-"
"Congratulations, cowboy." A purring voice came from beside you.
You turned, seeing a girl stepping towards Eddie with a sultry sway of her hips. She was wearing a cowboy hat, one that looked cheap, fashioned with a pair of cutoffs that looked more like underwear, plaid shirt tied around her lacy, push up bra that you could see peeking out. A very stark contrast to the sundress you had one.
"You stayed on a pretty long time." She grinned wickedly, lashes batting at Eddie. "I can stay on a long time too. You wanna see?"
Your hand curled around Eddie's waist, pulling him closer to you, possessively. Your eyes narrowed into slits, jaw set, ready to go off on her.
Eddie didn't even turn towards her, not even blinking in her direction. "Where'd you wanna go?" He hummed, moving to look at you sweetly, continuing his stride towards the car, heavy boots on the dirt path kicking up a small puff with each step.
You watched as the girl's face fell, shock replacing her once proud smirk. It was your turn to grin, smug and triumphant as you leaned into Eddie's side, one last glare thrown at her before you turned back.
"What a fucking bitch." You muttered to Eddie, huffing in annoyance.
"Don't pay them any mind." Eddie shook his head. "They're a dime-a-dozen around these things. Another fuckin' reason I'm ready to call it quits." He grumbled.
"Let's not worry 'bout that." Eddie cut off your retort. "Tell me where you wanna go, baby. I'll take you wherever you want."
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On theme with the thirst tweet asks how would the ROs react when reading thirst tweets about the mc instead of themselves👀👀👀👀👀👀
I love these sort of "pop culture" scenario asks. I think they're my fav lmao
HMMM I feel like we always need to specify if they're dating or not because the reactions can vary so much omg I'll do if they're dating since people are more interested that!!
Orion: I did say Orion is mildly possessive so I think he'd just be pissed at the thought of anyone but him thinking of MC in that way. "...This is inappropriate. Do they have any personal info on their account?"
Director: "err...why?"
Orion: "I'm going to report them." (he says this completely seriously)
And then he'd save some so he can ask MC later: "Is this what you like? I'll keep that in mind."
Victoria: Victoria is very open and not afraid of speaking about things like this, but when it's someone she likes she can be surprisingly shy. It really depends. I can find her staring at the tweets like "this is what people are saying about MC?" I think she'd want to one-up them and send MC texts of her own. She'd be just a *bit* insecure knowing people see MC the way she sees them, but she'd understand it too. "MC is attractive, I'm not surprised" kind of deal.
G: Would laugh, would agree, and then say some thirsty things of their own. I think they'd just find it all funny and just be like "wait let me take out my phone i want to like this tweet lol"
Sebastian: (nervous/awkward laughter, blushing profusely) "People say this about MC? Don't they know we're together?"
Director: "they don't care about that."
Sebastian would just be scandalized over it, and then be very aware of the content of the tweets and won't be able to stop thinking about MC in that context. Seb isn't a stranger to talking like that though he's pretty much a pro when he's in the mood so he'd test it out and see how MC reacts lmao
August: Probably laugh a little. And then just ask MC directly how MC feels about it. I think they'd actually be smug knowing people think of MC like that and August is the one who MC likes. Though August would wonder what exactly MC likes in terms of...that. IDK August being thirsty is such a funny visual im sorry like they're just so indifferent it would make laugh
Seven: "How did you find my alt account lol"
Seven gets quite embarrassed sometimes, so they'd try to play it off with jokes. But Seven, much like Orion, would ask MC if that's what they like to hear. They would be a bit jealous, but more in a humorous way. I promise, Seven has probably thought much thirstier things about MC than anyone on the internet can think of lmao I can see Seven teasing MC about it but the teasing would just be subtle ways to find how MC feels about all of it.
I just realized this cast is just filled with a bunch of people pleasers (MC pleasers?)...rockstars, amirite
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For the request can I please have Natasha x female reader dating headcanon?
natasha dating a wildfire!
run to me, confess your love ☆ natasha x wildfire!reader
~ omg for some reason my brain went to NATASHA ROMANOFF of all people i am not sure why but i figured it out eventually that u did nawt mean natasha romanoff .. anyways thank u for requesting this made me very happy !!~
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⤷ she knows you as the one patient that always gets injured all the time somehow. she knows that you and seele are close because seele is always the one taking you over to her clinic.
⤷ for as bright as she is, she never notices how you always have a faint blush on your face whenever you come to her clinic and how seele always look slightly smug.
⤷ the one time seele didn't come in with the smug little smirk was for something much more serious. this time, you had managed to get yourself a pretty serious cut on your stomach. you said it was probably fine but seele was practically losing her mind with worry.
"seele, it's fine!"
"seele it's fine YOUR ENTIRE SHIRT IS COVERED IN BLOOD-"
⤷ natasha asks you to lift up your shirt and even though you are bleeding out and dying you can't stop the blush that creeps up your face when you oblige.
⤷ did it hurt? yeah but at the same time the really hot doctor is touching you and you feel like combusting.
⤷ that was the time natasha finally figured out something was going on.
"you're really red."
"hah- ha, yeah, that's so funny! i wonder why too, its quite hot isn't it? feels quite hot.."
⤷ she asks you to come back every day for the next week so she can check on your wound and you do so very eagerly.
⤷ you do get disappointed when she eventually says that you don't have to come back anymore.but then she hits you with something else instead.
"how about you come see me for... other reasons outside of medical?"
⤷ you didn't quite get it at first.
"like- like what other reason? homework?"
"what."
⤷ you got there eventually <3
⤷ she loves you so much. and she genuinely freaks out every time you have to go out on a mission. she already worried for you before but now that you're a key part of her life, she doesn't have it in her to be able to just watch as you go out to fight those monsters.
⤷ she knows hows dangerous it is, and how one day her next patient dying could be you.
⤷ she makes you promise her every time before you go out that you will come home. and every time you kiss her, you kiss her like it's the last just in case. but you always return home and she greets you with a happy grin and a soft kiss.
⤷ is the most loving and caring girlfriend, doesn't try to hide it. even in public she will always be tending to you, cupping your cheeks and asking you if you're cold. will not hesitate to give you her sweater- just the smallest shiver and she'll make sure you're wearing her sweater immediately
⤷ sews and knits little gifts for you. lkes to give you little trinkets such as little buttons or small plushes she made! for your birthday she made you a sweater she spent almost months working on with wool she had to work overtime for. you love her so much seriously.
⤷ doesn't do pda much in public, and doesn't initiate it much. you're always the one cuddling into her. she always reciprocates, no matter what though. loves kissing your forehead or temple as you snuggle into her side.
⤷ does not charge you like harvey from stardew valley.. will treat you for free no matter what and will go out of her WAY to make sure you're okay.
⤷ loves kissing you though... sometimes you'll be visiting her in work and she'll just pull you into the closet during her break to kiss you until you forget your own name and then rush off to work again
⤷ you two raise two little cats together and it's great and wonderful. she is the best pet parent out there.
⤷ seele likes to say that she's the reason you guys got together when it's just not true
⤷ she stopped saying that after walking in on you guys... doing something... in the her office after hours. she doesn't want to be associated with yall anymore.
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr natasha#natasha x reader#honkai star rail fic#hsr x reader#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail fanfic#honkai star rail natasha#natasha
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Hello, that message from you was so cute omfg i was kicking my feet hihi! 🩷
here’s my thought number 2 heh
Yeonjun being so so incredibly messy when it comes to make out like yooo his lips? his lips all over his girls body? nenenenso kisses down her neck as she sits on his lap and tease him for being so obsessed with her? i can see him turning cuddles into make out just because he’s bored lol. And like we know he’s tall (taller then me so it’s plus) so his little princess on his lap would make him go feral hihi🤭
i know it messy writing but i’m tired lol i just waned to send it to you so it can live rent free in your mind too hehe~
lots of love -🎀
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sorri for late response I was out the entire day yesterday but i thought about ur ask for so long ahaah :'>
yeonjun is definitely a cuddles turned makeout session type of guy omg.. like imagine,, you both are just sitting on the couch, your head on his chest as you hug him from the side while watching a holiday movie and you just know he's not watching it with attention.
he'd take one of your legs by the calf and place it on his lap. "on my lap baby, fuck the movie." and you'd look at him with a smug smile on your face. "hmph, can't hold back even once, can you?" and he denies that he can't but he knows he can't <3
pulling you into his lap, the blanket that was on you now half on the floor as he holds your hips in place with the other hand on the back of your head, kissing you like you're his last meal. he'd so wanna make you ride him, but that can wait.
plum lips eagerly going down to your jaw, sucking just harsh enough to leave the tiniest of hickeys <33 he's definitely a man to leave marks on his girl lmao, though if someone pointed it out he'd get flustered
bite marks or hickeys, he'd leave all of it right now while the movie starts playing some song, but both of you don't give a shit about it :') he's busy giving you hickeys and you're busy teasing him!!
"hey now, you're finally putting that mouth to use after a while" "if you make my neck all red, how will I wear that top I wanted to tomorrow? not fair." "such a needy guy, aren't you? maybe i should return the favor.."
and internally he's losing it, tongue tracing your skin every now and then as he'd nibble on your collarbones, pulling the straps of your tank top off your shoulders to have his mouth on it instead <3
may I just add that yeonjun would also love getting hickeys lmao? that man wants his lady to suck on his neck and pepper it with kisses while she sits on his lap, and he'd thrust his hips into hers just to tease her <33
#kinda short but ahahah#dev.answered#anon:🎀#yeonjun x reader#yeonjun hard thoughts#yeonjun hard hours#txt x reader#txt hard hours#txt hard thoughts
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okay so don't come at me but i have been possessed by something, SO !! ofc i have to run here to scream it out hehehe >:))
"she chose me," "hmm, did she?"
fyodor smiles smugly at dazai's unnerving stare, unaffected by the latter's intense gaze. in fact, it only seemed to amuse the raven haired man, if the way he effortlessly moved his chess piece to take out dazai's unfortunate pawn was any indication.
"you know reverie despises you," dazai says instead, eyes intently staring at the board, determining which piece to move next to wipe away the smug grin on his opponent's face.
"despise seems such a strong word for someone who saw us sharing annotations together." fyodor hums. "besides, she is a much better companion, academically, of course. in any case, i much prefer her over you."
dazai narrows his eyes as a grin makes its way to his face. "oh? is that how you think? then remind me who exactly was the girl that played chess with me two days ago that was, dare i say, better than you? was it not she that i spent time with, alone, might i remind you, here in the warmth of this library, our topic being you? or has that slipped your mind, dostoevsky? you saw us leaving, no?”
fyodor’s smile was forced this time. “ah, such a low blow, insulting me in the middle of a chess game. but very well, how about we make this interesting, hmm?”
“oh?”
“two weeks. one week for each of us. the first man to get reverie’s approval, that is, allowing her to be close to us and gaining her favor entirely. it is she who will choose which one of us is the better student, though i must say that having her choose between the top two students in the class sounds rather thrilling, no?”
dazai hums. “thrilling, yes. entertaining, absolutely. just wait, you’re going to lose,” he chuckled darkly, sliding his white chess piece forward, effectively checking the black king.
fyodor smiled wider, his violet eyes glinting with mischievous amusement. “always so confident.” he easily moved to protect his king.
“may the best man win.” they both said in unison just as the object of their conversation opened the door to the library quietly.
“reverie!”
…blame it on the books i saw yesterday in the bookshop okay… in any case, these three in a dark academia setting has my entire heart. expect more to come, miss rev !! mweheh >:))
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME 🥹 !!
i’m giggling so hard at this entire thing, mia LIA, i can’t believe u wrote this for me. SHARING ANNOTATIONS W FEDYA !! u get it. BEING IN THE LIBRARY ALONE. W DAZAI !! omg me being the topic of their conversation during one of their intense chess matches has me sooo (。≽\\\≼) & WALKING IN JUST IN TIME AT THE END !! omg the WAY you researched this from my actual lore i srsly am going to get u back day miss lia <3 you’ve spoiled me way too much !!
i’ve been reading this over & over + their little challenge ever since this came into my inbox, LOL omg they think they can play w/ me… “may the best one win” 🙂↕️ they think they’re the best & smartest plot twist i choose ranpo.
#.* reverie’s loves (ˇᵋ ˇෆ#💌p.o. send to: lia!#𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓎𝓇��𝓃𝓉𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 △#oh miss lia what have i done to deserve u :’)#I AM HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT RN 🥺#ಇ. fyoeri#ఌ︎. dazeri#꒰ cherished ৎ୭ ꒱
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omg sorry another jess request, very content starved for him at this point
but maybe a best friends to lovers type imagine with him please?
maybe an element of opposites attract too???
Liar
(part one)
[Jess Margera x F!Reader]
Desc: You and Jess have been best friends for almost a decade but have never dated despite what everyone says, though your s.os are not huge fans of your friendship.
A/n: so sorry this took so long decided to split it into two parts cos i knew it was gonna take forever so here you go! listened to a lot of paramore when i started this hence the title of the fic
Warnings: angst, swearing, arguing, toxic relationship
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Ever since Bam essentially 'brought you home' from the skate park at 14, Jess was not impressed. He passed you off as Bam's annoying friend and would roll his eyes and groan whenever you were at the house. At the time, you thought he was an asshole kid as he was only a year older but acted as if he was above it all but it also could've been a shitty attempt at flirting. One day, Jess was particularly rude and it just so happened you were particularly snappy that day too.
"Bam, when are you gonna stop bringing this girl around if she's not your girlfriend?"
"Oh I'm sorry Jess, am I disturbing your peace?" You spat, Jess visibly taken aback by your sudden snark.
"Yeah you are actually, I can hear your annoying voice from my room." He scoffed, turning himself to go upstairs.
"You know what, let me join you so you can hear my 'annoying voice' even clearer." You happily jumped up off the couch, a smug grin plastered on your face.
"That's not happening."
"Oh come on Jess, stop being an asshole and let her go with you. Then maybe you'll start to like each other." Bam called out, too focused on the video game him and Dico were playing to reprimand you.
Jess glared at you, huffing as he climbed the stairs, you skipping along behind him. As you got to Jess' room you wasted no time in snooping, admiring all the band posters plastered on the walls and kicking the dirty laundry that littered the floor. You got to his chest of drawers and went to open the first when a hand grabbed your wrist.
"Do you mind not snooping?"
"Why? Porn mags in here or something?" You smirked as Jess' stink eye remained, moving to sit on his chair as you continued your prowl.
"You know I listen to like, all of these bands right?" You spoke, pointing to the posters that littered Jess’ walls.
"Sure you do." He sighed.
You flipped your head around annoyedly.
"Oh come on. You don't think I listen to fucking-" You began pointing to various prints.
"Black Sabbath? Slayer? They're classics."
Jess cleared his throat and scratched the back of his head.
"You really listen to metal?"
You smiled, turning to face Jess and folding your arms.
"What? Just cause' I'm a girl I can't listen to heavy metal? That's not very progressive of you."
Jess looked a little embarrassed, staring at the wall instead of at your smug face.
"Maybe you should give me a chance instead of dismissing me as one of Bam's dumb skater friends huh?"
Jess met your eyes then as you widened them, smug grin still remaining.
"Maybe I should."
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After that fateful afternoon you and Jess became the best of friends, even closer than you and Bam ever were. Although you spent a whole lot of time together, you at cKy shows and rehearsals while he came to watch you skate, you never did end up together, despite the relentless comments you'd receive from everyone around you.
"Oh come on, you guys are practically dating without the sex and that's like the best part!"
"Shut up Bam we are not."
Many nights of drinking with Bam and his friends ended up like this one way or another.
"Dude you have to admit, you and Jess are way closer than any other guy and girl I know, I'm surprised your guys' boyfriend and girlfriend don't get pissy about it." Ryan spoke up, taking a sip of his beer.
"Daniel and Jess are friends." You rolled your eyes.
"Oh and are you and Julie the best of pals too?"
"Shut up Bam, I like Julie she's sweet."
It was true, Jess' girlfriend was a perfect angel of a human and you got along perfectly fine though really you'd be lying if you said there was rarely any tension between you both. As you got older it became less normal for you and Jess to sleep over at each other's places or spend an excessive amount of time with each other as just friends, especially with the addition of boyfriends and girlfriends.
Relationships never seemed to last with either of you, not that you were ever really in love or invested in the person as much as you ought to be. And maybe a couple exes here and there weren't too fond of yours and Jess' friendship but despite everything, neither of you were ever romantically involved. Seriously. Never.
"You going to the bar later?" Jess asked from his drum kit as you sat on the basement couch, invested in the book you were reading.
"Huh? Oh yeah, but I'm not drinking."
"Why? You don't have work tomorrow, do you?"
You shook your head and bit your lip, still attempting to read although you had been struggling for the last twenty minutes as Jess played his drums loudly.
"Dan's drinking so I'm driving us home."
Jess narrowed his brows, scoffing.
"And? Get a cab or something, why should you sacrifice your night for him?"
"We don't all need alcohol to have fun, Jess."
"Yeah but you do."
You dropped the book in your lap, glaring at the man in front of you.
"Well I don't mind, he asked me to so I will. I'm a nice girlfriend actually."
"And is he a nice boyfriend?"
You rolled your eyes, flipping the corner of the page down and closing your book, there was no way Jess was letting you read anymore.
"Yes Jess, he is. I swear you've hated every ex of mine. Dan is literally your friend."
You sat up on the sofa and began gathering your things.
"Doesn't mean he's a good boyfriend either. Plus you've hated most of my ex girlfriends too."
"Well half of them did call me a bitch so."
Jess laughed as you pulled your jacket on, ready to head out. Although the conversation seemed light-hearted, there was an underlying layer neither of you wished to bring up. A common factor which influenced both of your past relationships.
"I'll see you later." You muttered, walking up the stairs with no further comments.
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"I fucking love Boba Felt dude." Dico declared, taking a sip of his beer.
"You're such a dude." You laughed, enjoying your nerdy chat with your nerdy friend.
"The fucks that supposed to mean?"
"I dunno, every guy loves Boba Fett, he barely even speaks!"
"So?! Boba Fett doesn't need to speak, he's already badass."
As you laughed along, four words you never wished to hear were spoken from behind you.
"Is that your boyfriend?"
You almost shuddered as you heard them, turning yourself around to see what Raab was referring to. And in all his glory, Dan was facing the corner, zipping down his pants, ready to piss on the wall. It wasn't even midnight yet and your boyfriend was already loaded and set to make a fool of himself as he so often did when alcohol was involved.
"Shit." You spat under your breath, pushing yourself off your seat and rushing over to prevent the public urination.
"Dan, what the hell are you doing?! Stop it!" You whisper-shouted, pulling your boyfriends hands away from his crotch and attempting to zip up his pants.
"Hey, he needs to get out of here!" The bartender yelled once he spotted what everyone was staring at, already heading to get the bouncer.
"For fuck's sake Dan. How many bars are you gonna get thrown out of? You tryna set a record or something?!" You scolded, successfully buckling up your boyfriend's belt and pushing him towards the exit, knowing it was certainly time to call it a night.
"Nooo, I don't wanna go home. I'm taking more shots with Bam!" Dan slurred though he made no attempt to stop you from shoving him outside.
"You're done Dan. I'm taking you home." You tried grabbing his hand to pull him towards your car but Dan pulled his hand away forcefully.
"You're not my fucking mother bitch."
He probably had whiskey. That always made him angry.
"You're not gonna be let back inside, so I dunno what your plan is." You folded your arms. It was like dealing with a child.
Suddenly Dan got up in your face, enough so that the strong smell of liquor invaded your senses.
"Why are you such a controlling cunt?"
"Is there a problem?"
You and Dan both flicked your heads to the source of the noise as your face got hot, tears almost welling stupidly.
"Of course, here's Jess to the rescue!" Dan scoffed, backing away from you and throwing his arms up in the air.
"You gonna take her away from me and go fuck her Margera?"
"Daniel." Your face turned almost redder at your boyfriends crude comments as Jess walked towards the two of you.
"Hey man, you need to calm down." Jess extended his arm out to hold Dan away from the two of you, a stern look on his face.
"Oh fuck off Jess. Not my fault she doesn't wanna fuck you!"
"Dan we're going home." You couldn't listen to his words any longer as you walked towards Dan and grabbed his hand, pulling him towards your car once again but Jess called out your name, pulling your head towards him.
"It's fine. He's just drunk."
Jess looked almost scared, he didn't want you to go with Dan but he wasn't sure if he could stop you without a full on fist fight breaking out in the parking lot.
"Just call me when you get home, I'm leaving now too" Jess responded, feeling utterly helpless.
"Oh sure she'll call you. I'll call you instead handsome! How bout that?" Dan sneered after Jess as he stood watching you shove your intoxicated boyfriend in the car, then pulling out of the bar and down the street.
"Why'd you gotta be such an asshole Dan?" You muttered, face as red as a tomato from embarrassment.
"Oh sorry, want me to be nice to your little boyfriend? You know when I started being friends with Jess, I never went near you cause'- cause' you know I always thought you guys were together. Well you may as well fucking be!" Dan was almost yelling, slurring several words and throwing his arms around in the air dramatically.
"Dan you're just drunk, stop talking." Your grip on the wheel tightened as your fists turned a pale white, swallowing back your emotions.
"Stop talking? Where were you today, hmm?"
You bit your lip, trying to concentrate on the road rather than the drunk man berating you in your car.
"I told you already, Jess'. I don't know why this is a problem all of a sudden." Your voice was beginning to break as you spoke, Dan paying no mind to this.
"What so it was just you and Jess 'hanging out' alone? He didn't nail you did he?"
Tears began to roll down your cheeks as the language got crude and mean, like sharp knives cutting into you.
"He's my friend, Dan. He always has been." You mumbled through tears, eyes not tearing away from what was in front of you.
Thats when Dan grabbed your arm, tearing your eyes towards him for a brief moment.
"I don't buy it. He wants to fuck you and you know it. And you wanna fuck him too, don't you?"
You brought your eyes right back to the road to steer your car right to the side, foot slamming on the brake, jolting Dan forward.
"Get the fuck out." You swallowed, refusing to look at your boyfriend.
"So fucking defensive now aren't you?"
"Touch me again and I call the cops, I'm serious."
Dan scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Are you fucking kidding me? C'mon babe."
"Get out of my car."
"We're on the side of the-"
"I said, get out." Your voice was stern and pointed, eyes never leaving to look at him.
"Fuck you." Dan swung the car door open and stepped out, slamming it and yelling obscenities at you as you pulled back on the almost desolate road, set on your course for a certain house.
Tears were falling rapidly as you drove, your hands wiping them away while you tried your best not to start sobbing, your eyes would be too blurry to drive then. It wasn't long before you pulled up to the house, Jess' car already in the front. You contemplated how you were going to get in, definitely not wanting to wake up Ape or Phil or even Bam for that matter if he made it home too. You sat in your car looking up at Jess' window, the thought of throwing stones at it crossing your mind for a brief moment before it dawned on you how easy it would be to scale the wall. You had done it a couple times as a teenager but now it seemed like your only option, almost like a cheesy 80s rom com.
You silently shut your car door and went about hoisting yourself up the rungs of a plant fixture April had set up years prior. Your boots weren't exactly the ideal equipment to wear when climbing up a house but your head was too foggy to care. Eventually you got to Jess' window and thankfully it was a crack open, allowing you to push your fingers underneath it and force it open enough to crawl through it quietly.
You looked over to Jess' bed, his bare back facing you as he slept soundly. He must've only gotten back a few minutes before yet when he drank he was always out like a light. You stood still for a moment, assessing the fact you had essentially broken into your best friend's house and was now about to wake him up with a tear-stained face. Your legs worked before your mind did, bringing yourself forward to sit at the edge of the double, hands shoving him lightly.
"Jess, Jess wake up." You whispered, ignoring the fact your voice was already breaking.
Jess stirred awake, running his hand over his face before turning himself towards you in a daze, calling out your name in confusion.
"What are you doing here? Are you okay?"
Your lack of response alarmed Jess as he sat up, turning his lamp on and raising his hand to rest against your arm.
"Did he hurt you?"
You had never heard Jess sound like that before. His voice was laced with all sorts of things, fear, guilt but most of all, anger.
You just shook your head, tears beginning to fall once again. Jess pulled you in to embrace you, your face buried into his neck as you let go, his hand moving up and down your back for comfort.
“What happened?”
You didn’t respond, your tears wetting Jess’ skin. The silence remained for a moment.
“It’s okay, you don’t have to talk about it right now.”
You nodded, pulling away and wiping your face.
“Is it okay if I stay here for tonight?” Your voice wavered.
“Of course. Here let me get you something to wear.”
Jess stood up and walked over to his closet, pulling out an old cKy shirt and sweatpants before handing them over to you, standing awkwardly in just his boxers.
“I’ll just-“ He turned his back to you, waiting while you changed.
“How did you get in?”
You bit your lip as you pulled the sweatpants up.
“I uh- I scaled your wall.” You tapped Jess on the back, letting him know he could turn around now.
“You scaled my wall? What like broke in?!” Jess couldn’t help but grin, pulling a laugh from you as he got back into his bed, switching off his lamp.
“I used to do it all the time.” You pulled the sheets back too, settling into Jess and resting your head against his shoulder.
“Yeah you’re not 14 anymore though.”
You smiled, wiping away the last of your tears.
“Sometimes I wish I still was.”
The room was silent again, Jess’ arm pulling you in closer. You thought of being teenagers again, when you had to steal beer and cigarettes from your parents to get drunk in your bedrooms and when passing algebra was the height of your concerns. When did everything get so complicated?
“If he ever hurts you I’ll beat his ass, okay?” Jess whispered, making you smile.
He held you until you fell asleep, and stayed holding you when the sun came up and creeped over your eyes, waking you. You felt content for a moment, feeling Jess' chest rise and fall, his breathing low as his eyes remained closed. You thought you could stay there for eternity, away from your problems and away from Dan. Dan.
"Shit." You pulled the sheets off your body and jumped up, searching around the room for your clothes from the night before.
As you kicked around the laundry on the floor in search, Jess stirred awake, rubbing his eyes and pushing himself to sit up.
"What are you doing it's only 9? You can stay longer can't you?" His voice was low and husky.
"I have to go, he's gonna wonder where I was." You swallowed thickly as you picked up your pants, about to strip off when Jess' voice called out to you with concern.
"Look I don't know what happened last night, but you were really shaken up. Do you think you should see him?"
Your eyes were brought up to Jess', his own filled with worry. You looked at the floor, biting your lip.
"You're right, I'm just gonna go back to mine."
Jess nodded, his shoulders relaxing.
"You can keep the clothes, I don't mind."
You smiled as sweetly as you could, still feeling a lump in your throat but choosing to ignore it as you grabbed whatever you brought and opened Jess' window again.
"Jesus Christ, go out the front door, idiot." Jess fumbled with his sheets, getting out of bed and opening his door.
"Everyone's in work or asleep."
You laughed at his attitude as you headed downstairs.
"They probably saw my car too."
"You think they care if you slept over? You're part of the family already Y/n."
Once you made it to the front door you turned around, smiling at those words. It was true, you had been an honorary Margera long enough.
"That doesn't make us siblings does it?"
Jess laughed, shaking his head.
"Go home."
You smiled as he opened the door for you, walking out and looking back for a moment to see him smiling right back.
Part Two soon...
@gnarkillknoxville @jackussy420 @steve-osahottie osahottie @izzaaaaaa @lovexjoe @stratossphere
#jess margera#cky#cky crew#cky band#jackass#viva la bam#bam margera#asskickedbygirl#fic#cky fic#cky fan fic#jess margera x reader#jess margera fic#jackass fic#cky x reader#bam margera fic#brandon dicamillo#dico#angst#cky angst#jackass angst#angst fic#best friends to lovers#jess margera x f!reader#jess margera x you
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I'm really glad you don't mind me sending you my thoughts, literally I have no one to share these with so thx sm :')
for the spicy thoughts tho, this may sound weird to u so if u don't like this idea, u don't have to read them no worries<333
I was thinking of the reader wearing animal ears... ITS A GUILTY PLEASURE OF MINE IK ITS WEIRD. but like just imagine for a second with me, her trying out stuff like cat ears or bunny ears or puppy ears or whatever animals you want really. her friends gave them to her to try it on since they think that she hasn't really tried anything crazy or kinky or whatever (only if they knew-) she got curious so she decided to try them on in her room in front of her mirror, with that her friends even gave her some cute and skimpy lingerie too ;) usually she doesn't wear things like these, but she wants to feel pretty so she puts them on together with the bunny ears and tail she has, i choose bunny cuz it's like her for me fr. she gets so lost into it and just keeps turning her body in different angles, admiring the set, that she doesn't even notice Leon standing at her door, his muscular figure leaning against the door frame, big and bulky arms crossed, a smug grin on his face, and darkened eyes with his pupils dilating. Bro. BROOOOO HEAR ME OUT PLS
he just stands there and doesn't make his presence known until she turns around to change back, finish admiring the set, and gasps at seeing him. it can be either stepdad or stepbro leon, both are so hot. her face gets hot quickly as she scrambles to cover her almost-naked body, feeling too embarrassed that she got caught red handed. Leon's grin widens and he can feel his cock twitching and hardening even more in his sweats at her bashfulness, he always loveeee her timidness since he thinks it's so cute and precious that he wants to ruin and break her even more. stepping into her room, he stalks slowly towards her with a predatory gaze, staring her down and pinning her in place. his hands coming up to pet her bunny ears, he teases her with a condescending tone, "look at you��” Gasping when he moves one of his hands down, squeezing her neck slightly, her breasts, down to her side then hip, then his hand suddenly goes behind her and squeezes at her tail. Just exploring her body in general. He pushes her body even closer to his own, breath fanning against her red face,
“Look at how pretty you are for me hm? Cute little bunny. I can see how wet you are in your white skimpy little pantie. All for me? Sweet baby, so fucking sweet…” then he leans down and smashes his lips against her own hungrily, quite literally trying to devour her. After pulling away, his lips parted slightly to pant and smirks evilly down at her. Suddenly he pushes her towards the door to her room, cocking his head at her,
“Run. Now.” She doesn’t know why he’d say that but her body just shivers all over the place from his sudden cold tone. Heart beating out of her chest, she turns around and quickly runs down the stairs. Her heart beats even faster hearing his pounding footsteps, getting closer and closer to her. Imagine what he’ll do to her when he catches her…
AAAAHHHH OMG AJDNFN I LOVE PREDATOR/PREY SM😩🔥 plspls if ur interested in this idea u can even use it ;)
I really don’t mind! It’s fun to talk Leon 🥰 and I also have no one to unleash my thoughts to hence the fics 🤣 🤣
And trust me, not much I find weird in the kink department 😂
Pet play can be so 🥵 yes yes and yes; I’m loving this energy 👏 👏 👏 and it could be one of those things that she’s always been interested but way too nervous to go out on her own so when she gets them as like a joke gift she’s actually (secretly) excited!! 🤩 oof Leon being a total creep and just spying on her while she’s trying them on and just being mesmerized at how much she likes them??? 🤤
The heavy tension as he’s slowly petting over her little bunny ears and body? Teasing the little tail and maybe snapping the band on her lingerie 🤯
Predator/prey is so goooood!!!! Screaming right now!! The possibilities 😩 the chase ending in the hottest sex imaginable oof 🥵 🥵 🥴
But let me spin you this one (cause this has got my brain buzzing 😵💫) so she ends up with a leash and collar and just being silly she convinces Leon to put them on. He indulges her cause he’s totally whipped and like she’s just kinda picking on him and trying to stir him up by saying bad puppy or like he goes to kiss her and she pulls the leash where he’s not able to and just
‘Be a good puppy and you’ll get a treat’ 😵💫
But the kicker here is just how much it drives Leon a little crazy; she’s not even being mean but being told no and making it seem like she can tell him what to do is just doing it for him 🥵 🥵 ONLY for him to turn it around and completely rail her in the mattress (doggy style what else 🤭) while she’s trying to tug on his leash telling him ‘bad puppy, you’re being so bad right now’ 🤤 🤤 🥴
If you can’t tell this has been sitting heavy on my noggin 🤣 please give me all the thoughts, I’m living for it 😆 god now I’m going to have to write it lmao 🤣 🤣
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How would the ROs react if the MC try’s to kiss them but their too smol?
Omg (´ ε ` )♡ cute
Dante is kinda insecure about his height so he'd actually be immensely happy with a shorter MC. It's not hard to embarrass him, though. As soon as he sees MC kind of get on their tiptoes his entire face is RED. Like— he can handle shameless flirting (he wouldn't be Lilith's friend otherwise), but WOW that's 😳. He'd be so surprised he forgets English and starts mumbling in Italian ("merdamerdamerda"). As soon as he gets over himself Dante draws some sort of confidence from somewhere, and he leans down to kiss MC, a quick peck on the lips.
Lilith is one smug bastard. She realizes MC is trying to kiss her and she just smirks and watches them struggle for a short while. "Do you need help, love?" She wouldn't allow MC to kiss them just like that (it'd be too easy and Lilith loves complicating things). Lilith would drag the moment on. She would lean down, kiss MC's forehead softly, and enjoy whatever their reaction happens to be. She would cover MC's face in kisses like that, smudging her lipstick over their cheeks, until she finally gets to their lips.
Josh is quite perceptive, so he would realize MC is trying to kiss them. That being said, he would deny the thought just as soon as it crosses his mind. He knows but he can't bring himself to believe it. Josh would worriedly ask whether MC was okay, and MC would eventually be forced to outright tell him they want a kiss. As Josh fully processes MC's request, he doesn't even give himself any time to be embarrassed. He hypes himself up through his thoughts and leans down—
Villanelle is pretty short herself and she would be genuinely surprised to meet someone shorter than her. It's usually her being the victim of height: staring up at her crush's lips (as if she could magically get them to somehow appear closer). Being on the receiving end is strange for Villanelle but in a good way. She would be so cheeky about MC's struggle, cooing at them and peppering kisses all over their face.
Victor would feel genuinely confused. He would just tilt his head to the side and stare at MC for a couple of moments. When Victor does realize what MC is up to, he just feels the urge to roll his eyes (fondly). He can't possibly fathom why MC wouldn't just ask for a kiss?? And so Victor (reluctantly) complies. He tilts their chin up ever so slightly and presses a kiss against their lips— one which seems impossibly soft and out of character.
Aliyah would laugh, a genuine, loud (and slightly mocking) laugh. She would find the entire situation hilarious. If MC gets mad or frustrated by her reaction she would attempt to reel it in and tease a little—though she can barely hold back the jibes in her comments ("How eager can you be...? Honestly, try to get a hold of yourself"). When MC least expects it, she would lean down quickly and peck their lips, a brief kiss that barely lasts a few moments. Anything more, according to Aliyah: "You don't deserve it. Yet."
Nathan is used to situations like this, though something about MC makes it more endearing than what he remembers. Nathan is the kind of guy who would see MC like that, say "fuck it", and hoist them up so the two of them are at the same level. He would teasingly ask MC "What were you up to down there?" (he thinks he's actually funny). And if MC can hold back the urge not to punch him, they would be able to kiss Nathan while he holds them tightly.
Eden would take a couple of seconds to fully understand what MC is up to before leaning down and allowing them to do whatever they want to do. It's more convenient for him to grant control over the situation than to have it to himself. So he's content to go along with whatever MC wants or needs.
#the deal#if game#interactive fiction#the deal act 1#the deal if#inferno#dante#lilith#josh#villanelle#victor#aliyah#nathan#eden#ask#ros
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On the topic of gilfs. Can you imagine how the horror guys would respond to this phrase? Like, I'm pretty sure that Inkubus knows about this a little TOO well. Drayton, I'm pretty sure, probably hasn't heard a thing like that and is just asking why he gets the occasional heart eyed look. Jim... I'm not sure if he'd know or not, but I bet he'd get SO smug once he finds out/someone reminds him.
!!!!!
You know I love talking about the old folks. Here we go-
Old Folks reacting to you calling them a GILF (Grandparent I'd Like to Fuck)
Captain Spaulding: He thinks this is so fucking funny XDD He's gonna make so much fun of you. You want this wrinkly old dick?? That's what you're into? Fuck!- You're something.
Drayton Sawyer: Omg the picture you painted XD Like- what's that?? Bubba, what- what is that face she's givin me? What do I look like, a snack food?? When someone tells him what (he is) GILF is, he thinks its a mean joke. Like yeah, make fun a' the old guy, ha ha ha- fuck you.
Granny Boone: Hell yeah I am!
Inkubus: Like you said XD Tell him something he doesn't know, honestly-
Luda Mae Hewitt: ... Are you messing with her?? =_= If not, then she's so flattered, haha XD She thinks its so funny, and its been a while since someone complimented her!! ^^ <3<3 If you're a victim, though... she's not gonna react.
Manual Dyer: How nice of you to say, dear. Would you like to be his 27th wife?
Mayor Buckman: He's choking again. You what!?-
Peepaw Myers: ... *stabs you*
Norman Nordstrom: Uh... really? He's not gonna show it but he is intrigued by this and will be thinking about it to himself for a while. You think he's handsome?? You wanna fuck him?? Can he use this to get you to have his child? Hmmm...
Otis B Driftwood: Yeah whatever, good for you, I don't give a flying fuck.
Pamela Voorhees: hahahahaha you're so funny! be sure to lock your door tonight, okay dear? i heard their was a murderer around... (you are in peril.)
Sheriff Hoyt: ... ladies love a man in uniform.
Stuart Lloyd: So many things going on in his head. Like really?? Are you making fun of him?? Do you actually think he's handsome?? How old are you?? How does he respond?? What does he say to that?? Are you laughing?? He wants it to be true but he's suspicious.
Walter Harris: He's flustered but also READY. Like, he thinks you're gonna fuck him right there?? Calm down Walter.
MISC! BONUS':
Dr Peter Andover: ... excuse him, he needs a vat of coffee to deal with this. Be right back. Here's a pamphlet about Freud to peruse.
Ivan the Awesome: ... what!???? Very alarmed, staring you down, hoping to god you're joking-
Jim Bickerman: Smug, yes XD Like, oh really?~ Gilf, huh? He's gonna keep that in mind for later when their aren't any crocs around okay?~ (he'll come back for you 🤣🤣)
#manny buckman and andover killed me XDD#mr mayor pull yourself together.#no i dont wanna be your 27th wife manual#and no- i dont want a pamphlet XDD
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CONGRATS ON 600 FOLLOWERS!!!!@@
HERE IS A CAKE FOR YOU 🎂
Can I participate in your match up event? I am a girl, a short one, she/her, ENTP, 7w6, February Pisces (Woo all the toxic considerable traits yippee)
I am mostly into boys, but girls are fine as well! And I most certainly wouldn't mind NSFW headcannons, but it is perfectly fine if you don't include them.
THANK YOU AND CONGRATS AGAIN
omg i cannot believe this was for my 600 event i have literally doubled in size in just a month or so. i love you all so much and thank you for sendin this in!! i'm also an ENTP and 7w6, and my little brother is a feb pisces so I'm giving you the one the only...
i ship you with...
geto and you are complete opposites, that's why things work so well
you have a similar core, morals, all the important things in common of course, but are different enough to constantly tease and banter
you're a gojo type just like me, so he knows exactly how to tame you.
he knows just how to rile you up too, though
is probably the only person around who can match you in wits and sarcasm, he loves giving you smug little looks each time he "wins"
is your biggest fan though, cheering you on in whatever you do
the height difference is so yum
he's a large guy, so even if you were average height he'd make you look like a shrimp
but you're short so you look like a popcorn shrimp
i think his love language is acts of service and quality time, not to say that physical touch isn't important. i just think he would like to spend his free time lounging around with you
his acts of service is mostly cleaning up or making you something to eat, or the way you take care of him in your little ways too
toxic? honey he's an aquarius try him!!!
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Omg that cowboy!eddie angst!! Now we need a makeup blurb (only if you feel inclined)
I've let you suffer long enough (24 hours) I will be merciful just this once (I can not stand that they're sad either so this is mainly for me lmao) this is the og blurb that is angsty
The knock on your door came two days later. Long enough that your tears had dried, but eyes still puffy. You didn't expect to see him there; band tee tucked into his wranglers loosely, under his buckle. He wore his nice boots, you noted. The ones he wore when he took you out, not his work ones.
Eddie was leaning against the door, his own dark bags under his eyes that even in his shaded profile from his hat, you could see clearly. He hadn't slept much either.
"Can we talk?" Eddie rasped, eyes rounding softly when they met yours. "Please?"
You relented letting him in to your tiny town house. It felt weird staying here for the last few nights. You'd nearly moved to the ranch after the first month of dating. Eddie had begged you to not renew your lease next month, come stay with him instead, you were there so much anyways.
You sat across from him, your dining room table that he'd helped you fix when the leg got loose. Eddie's knee bounced, nervous and overwhelmed. You looked at him, arms crossed over your chest. You were angry, of course you were. Hurt and angry and overwhelmed still.
"I'm sorry." Eddie said, fingers tracing the pattern of the wood, but his eyes stayed on you. "I-I'm sorry."
"Yeah?" You raised a brow, swallowing back the familiar burn of tears. "For what part?"
Eddie flinched at your tone. He knew he deserved it but it still hurt. "All of it, baby." Eddie sighed lowly, defeated and a little sad. It made your heart lurch. "I just... I didn't think that you'd be jeal- mad about Lola."
"Why wouldn't I be?" You snapped, narrowing your eyes at him. "Seriously, Ed, she was all over you!"
Eddie took a deep breath, regulating and calming. "Because," He sighed, knee bouncing a little harder. "I don't like Lola like that. I don't give a shit about her or-or really anyone else for that matter, honey. They're not you, and I only care about you."
Your lip wobbled, tears pricking the back of your eyes. You thought you'd ran out of tears, surely, after crying yourself to sleep the night you left and most of the day yesterday. "She was all over you, Ed." You pouted, voice wobbling around the words. "She was in my seat when I got back, and she was all over you, and you were letting her."
"I know." Eddie sighed slowly. "And I'm sorry, baby, I really am. I just... My mind wasn't on her like that, and-and I shouldn't have gotten mad that you were upset, because honestly? If that was some guy talkin' to you like that and sittin' in my seat... I'd be pretty pissed off too."
Your lips curled lightly, trying to hide your warm, smug grin. Eddie caught it anyways, moving to make his way around the table, crouching next to your chair. "'m sorry, honey." He muttered, hands rubbing up and down the soft fabric of your pajama pants. "I'm real sorry."
"I'm sorry too." Your lip wobbled. "For being so... jealous." You muttered, blushing at the admission. You felt silly, really. A little juvenile for getting so worked up.
Eddie shook his head, a small smile that had his dimples creasing gently. "Don't be sorry." He muttered, cupping your cheek. "Didn't do nothing wrong, baby."
"But I did." You whimpered, lip wobbling. "I shouldn't have been so mean, and-and I'm not like that usually. I don't want you to think I'm like a controlling bitch, I just-"
"Hey, easy, darlin'." Eddie cooed, thumb gliding over your cheek bone. "I know, alright? Let's just put it to rest. I don't wanna fight anymore."
"Me either." You sighed, heavy but relaxed, like a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. "I missed you."
"I missed you." Eddie muttered, pulling you closer to him. "Sleep like shit when you're not with me, you know that?" He hummed.
You nodded, your lips barely brushing his before his mouth enveloped yours fully, kissing you hard and slow. Hands roaming each others, feet shuffling and scuffing the floor all the way back to your bedroom. Eddie collapsed on top of you gently, the bed groaning with the squeak of the springs, his hands under your shirt, his boots back under your bed.
#vivisblurbgame#oneforthemunny#munnytalks#cowboy!eddie munson#cowboy!eddie munson x reader#cowboy!eddie
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All right. I am not OK. I am not even going to pretend. I am unwell. Jesus Christ I need someone to take me for a ride until I calm down, and I don't have anyone remotely this appealing to do it with. (The few options that come to mind have me saying, fuck it, have a bottle of wine! lol).
GIRL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!?!?!?
I am SO GLAD I read this one last because, OMG, my emotions are all over. I just... buckle up for more comments below... OK? I can't breathe.... LAWD.
"Don't worry." Chris told her. "He won't be near as handsome when I'm done with him."
OK - yes he will - it's just the way it is. It's the law. It's physics. IDK it just is. lol
That first at bat....
"I can think of one thing I'd like to see on the table."
Like I thought I could get through one without using it, but NOOOOO I hate him - that man could get away with ANYTHING. Damn.
"Get away from her!" The startled pair turned towards a furious Ethan Ramsey.
ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!!!!!
"Bullshit." Ethan hissed. "I know you. Chris is off limits." "Excuse me?" Chris snapped. "Doesn't sound like she is to me." Tobias winked at her over Ethan's shoulder. Ethan grabbed hold of Tobias's jersey. "I mean it, Carrick. You've messed with me enough. Just because you poached our patient, doesn't mean you can also take her."
I don't want this to end... OMG. Don't let this one end....
"So what if he tries to get close to me?" She looked away from Ethan. "It isn't like you want to be in that position." "Damnit, Chris." Ethan whispered. "You know why I can't--" "Save your breath." She muttered. "I've heard it all before."
Me. Right now. I've gone feral!
"Wait." He grasped her arm when she tried to walk away. "Carrick isn't the type of man you can tease and not get burned." Chris jerked her arm away. "Don't worry." She glared at him. "I know all about being burned."
AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!!!!! THE AUDACITY DR. RAMSEY!!!! THE FECKING AUDACITY!!!!!
"And just where would you like to have this drink?" "I'm not really up for a bar." She admitted. "My place or yours?" He asked. "Who said anything about us drinking together?" She teased. "Why waste this rare opportunity to do that very thing?" He countered. "True." She relaxed back into the seat. "Let's go to your place." Cutting her eyes towards him, she noticed his smug smile forming. "Don't think anything other than a drink is going to happen." She warned. "Whatever you say." He winked at her.
I just told my daughter where she can find the life insurance policies in case I don't make it through the rest of this... it's a real possibility.
One drink and some flirting later, the two wound up in his shower. As the warm water fell upon them, they did all they could to heat the other's skin until they burned.
Well, that did not take long! 😂😂😂😂
"Show me." She arched into his heated touch. "I want to do everything you thought about." That was all he needed to hear.
I AM UNWELL!
"How about dinner first?" "So, it's a real date?" She joked. "Ummhmm." He rolled over on his back, tucking her in beside him. "Is that still a yes?" "I will need energy to begin whatever round we're on." She replied. "Yes, you will." He squeezed her close. "Then, I guess I'll see you later."
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
But wait..... WAIT!!!!!
"Look, I--" Chris tried to apologize. "Save it." He snapped. "I don't want to hear it." Without giving her a chance, he stormed back the way he came.
OK, Listen here, babe! Turnaround is fair play.....
But goddamn, Chris. I' 'd never risk 🍆 that good. Nope. No sir. Fuck the grant, fuck the patient. Let the hospital close. I can get another job, but quality 🍆 like that is ONCE in a lifetime, girl. 😂😂😂😂
Sorry, I'll try to regroup...
It didn't take long to find him in the crowd. What surprised her was who was sitting with him. What is June doing here? The way the two were laughing and talking, it was obvious they knew each other a little too well. The more she observed, the angrier Chris became.
BABE!!!!... No.
"Chris!" June greeted. "I didn't expect to see you here." "Really?" Chris folded her arms. "I'm surprised. I thought you made certain to know where all your pawns are." June laughed. "Only the most naive make the best pawns. You've been my favorite by far, Chris." Tobias eyed her then glanced up at Chris. June leaned closer to him, placing her hand on his thigh. "Our games are so much fun, aren't they?"
Ay dios mio... esta pendeja esta muerto. No no no... my Jersey is coming out and I'm fucking cursing in Spanish now. That's when the earings come off. I would soooooooo have Chris's back. It's down!
I need a Xanax.....
"Call me Carrick when you're ready to be with a real woman again."
They were both panting and glaring at one another.
I want to punch him in the face too, but that's kind of hot... lol
"Piss off." Chris hissed at him. "Ya lavvy-heided wankstain."
LMAO I love her.
She slumped back against the brick wall of the bar and lowered her head into her hands. "I know you won't believe me." She began. "But this wasn't my idea."
🥺🥺🥺
I'm poisoning June. I'll make it look like an accident.
"We never should have gotten close." She added at the end. "Not with all the animosity between the hospitals." Tobias took a deep breath and slowly released it. "Do you regret it?" "Stealing your patient?" She slowly nodded. "I don't think it was worth it." "Not that." He turned towards her. "Us?" She looked up at him. "No."
I mean, I do since you and June had your own thing going at the same time. I know you and I weren't serious, but to have actually been with someone who could be with that two-faced bitch--" "I wasn't seeing her while seeing you." Tobias interrupted. She still looked doubtful.
OK I love this - I have this whole backstory in my T/C HC too - love this. I could kiss you. "Come on, Chris." He rubbed the back of his neck. "You know. You have to have seen that what we have is..." He cursed, kicking at some trash. "What we have is what? She prodded. He groaned then yanked her into a heady kiss. She wrapped her arms around him, giving back as good as she got. Tobias stumbled back from the passion in her kiss, hitting the wall with her locked in his arms. When it came to an end, he lifted his head to look into her eyes. "See?" He said softly. "Then don't say we shouldn't have gotten together." He cuddled her close.
"Then why didn't you answer my calls?"
Yeah, we're gonna need to talk about this one a little deeper, sir. You will need to pay on some level. I don't suggest Chris cut him off or anything. That's just self depravation, but you need to be held accountable for this M-Fer (Girl, you've got me in a way... lmao)
"Knowing that I'd fallen for you, it stung that you didn't feel the same way. That I was merely your pawn in all this." "I hate her." Chris bit out. Tobias snorted. "Yeah, she isn't the easiest person to be around." Chris bit back the fact he'd found her easy enough to sleep with.
Fuck Tobias. I'm in love with Chris. I love being Bi - this is wonderful. She is perfection.
Keeping one arm around her waist, Tobias led her to his car.
I NEED FOLLOW-UP!!!!!!
I DEMAND ASK NICELY AND BEG FOR MORE!
I need a June retribution scene. I need more of them.... 🥵🥵🥵... I need more Scotish cursing... I need vinciation
I NEED TOBIAS APPRECIATION WEEK TO NEVER END!!!!
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I will be back later, I need to take a long walk.... LMAO OMG.....
Your mission, if you choose to accept it! :)
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Okay. LOL! LOVE the above gif so much. Before I begin a whole new AU about this with my otp, here's a short background on my MC. Chris, is American born to Scottish parents and was raised mostly in Inverness. She has a temper, but usually just tells someone off. It would take a lot to get her this violent, like say someone not only manipulating her but also hooking up with a doctor she's fallen for. Going back to Book 2 and rewriting Canon and my own HC for this one.
Rated Mature for Sexual Content and Language. Chris's upbringing allowed me to find some unique Scottish insults that cried out to be used in this.
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The Edenbrook/Mass Kenmore Softball Game
"Good luck out there, Chris." June said. "Remember to run Carrick's face in the dirt for taking that grant from us."
"Don't worry." Chris told her. "He won't be near as handsome when I'm done with him."
June slowly smiled in hearing that.
"Good. I can't wait to see him get knocked down a peg or two."
Taking a deep breath, Chris began to stretch. Shaking her arms out, she made her way to the pitcher's mound.
Of course, she thought, he would be first up to bat.
"You got this Chris!" Elijah shouted.
"Does she now?" Tobias taunted. "You sure you can do this, Valentine?"
Chris was tempted to stick her tongue out at him. The childish thought made her snicker. Tobias's stance eased when he saw her smile. His own lips curved at how cute she was in her uniform.
It was all the distraction Chris needed to throw the first strike. Shocked, Tobias tried to regroup. He narrowed his eyes at her as he tightened his grip on the bat. She winked at him, shaking his concentration, once more.
"Strike Two!" Elijah yelled out. "I don't know about you, Carrick, but I think she can do this."
Tobias rolled his eyes as he lifted his bat over his shoulder once more.
Chris eyed him, taking in how his uniform conformed to his body. A soft smile appeared on her lips as she thought how he might drive her crazy but he was very attractive.
He blinked at that secretive smile she had. After all the escalation between them with taking patients from one another, he never expected her to actually check him out.
"Strike three!" Elijah cackled. "Oh man. You didn't even bother to swing at that last pitch."
"Take it as a goodwill gesture." Tobias replied. "Next time, I won't go easy."
***************
Between innings...
Chris searched through the coolers of beer until she found a bottle of water.
"Keeping your head clear for the game, Valentine?"
She spun around at the sound of that teasing voice.
Tobias Carrick grinned at her as he reached past her for a bottle of water.
"Glad to see someone is taking this as serious as I do." He winked at her.
"You should wish I wasn't." She couldn't help but smile at him. "Then you might stand a chance to actually hit the ball."
He narrowed his eyes at her. Each time she pitched, he struck out. Though impressed, he wasn't about to admit defeat.
"I've still got a few points on that board." He reminded her. "And there will be even more before the night is over."
Chris stepped closer to him. "You wish that were true."
Tobias took another step closer. "You're going to eat those words."
"Doubtful." Her eyes flickered down his body. "I'm sure you win a lot of things, but tonight isn't going to be one of those nights."
"Want to bet?" He leaned down until his nose nearly touched hers.
His gaze settled on her mouth before locking eyes with hers.
"That all depends," she replied, "what's on the table?"
His lips quirked into a flirty smile. "I can think of one thing I'd like to see on the table."
Her eyebrows rose. The image of just what he'd do to her on that table made a flash of heat go through her body.
"I bet you do." She tilted her head. "I guess we'll just have to--"
"Get away from her!"
The startled pair turned towards a furious Ethan Ramsey.
He moved between them, glaring at Tobias.
"Leave her alone." Ethan bit out.
Tobias narrowed his eyes at him. "What's your deal, Ethan? We were only talking."
"Bullshit." Ethan hissed. "I know you. Chris is off limits."
"Excuse me?" Chris snapped.
"Doesn't sound like she is to me." Tobias winked at her over Ethan's shoulder.
Ethan grabbed hold of Tobias's jersey. "I mean it, Carrick. You've messed with me enough. Just because you poached our patient, doesn't mean you can also take her."
Before Tobias could snap back, Naveen forced them apart.
"Calm down." He ordered. "Take it out on the field."
Tobias snorted. Downing his water bottle, he made sure to knock his shoulder into Ethan's as he walked away.
Ethan grit his teeth, before turning to Chris.
"What did he say to you?" He demanded.
"Nothing but typical trash talk." She replied. "There was no need for you to get involved."
She straightened her shoulders. "I can handle myself. I don't need you jumping in to save me."
Ethan removed his ball cap and ran his hand through his hair. He knew he should have never agreed to play this asinine game.
"I know you can." He looked past her to where the Mass Kenmore team was sitting. "Seeing him try and get close to you, it made me..."
He cursed under his breath.
"So what if he tries to get close to me?" She looked away from Ethan. "It isn't like you want to be in that position."
"Damnit, Chris." Ethan whispered. "You know why I can't--"
"Save your breath." She muttered. "I've heard it all before."
"Wait." He grasped her arm when she tried to walk away. "Carrick isn't the type of man you can tease and not get burned."
Chris jerked her arm away.
"Don't worry." She glared at him. "I know all about being burned."
Ethan watched her storm off with a heavy heart.
******************
After the game, Chris was still full of restless energy. Their win over Mass Kenmore hadn't made her feel any better about the war they'd been having over patients.
When her friends invited her out to celebrate, she sent them on without her. The thought of another night spent in Donahue's with the same faces and conversations didn't appeal to her.
Trying to decide whether or not to just go back to her apartment, she heard her name called out.
She searched for the source and saw Tobias leaning against the side of his car.
"What?" She said once she made her way over.
"Congratulations." He said.
A reluctant smile peeped out at him.
"Thanks." She brushed a lock of hair that had escaped her ponytail behind her ear. "I didn't think you'd be up for saying that after I hit that last pitch of yours."
"It's just a game, Chris." He responded. "I wanted to win, but I still respect how you played it."
She folded her arms. "Something tells me you like to play a lot of games."
He smirked. "So many things in life are more fun when you make it a game. Why not enjoy it?"
"Is patient care a game to you?"
He rolled his eyes. "Come on, Chris. I'm not heartless. If I hadn't thought that Mass Kenmore could give Stephanie better care than Edenbrook, I wouldn't have offered it."
He leaned closer to her. "You would have done the same if the situation was reversed."
Chris hesitated. "You're right. I would have."
He smiled at her. "You and I are more alike than you think."
She laughed, shaking her head. "I wouldn't go that far."
"No?" He placed his hand upon his chin as if considering that. "I guess I'll have to work harder to prove it to you."
He pushed off from his car and opened the passenger door for her. "Want me to give you a ride home?"
Biting her lip, Chris shook her head. "I don't think I'm going home just yet."
"Where are you going?" He glanced around the nearly empty parking lot. "Looks like everyone else left to party without you."
She shrugged. "I'm not really in a celebratory mood."
"What kind of mood are you in?" He asked.
"Honestly, I'm not sure. I guess I'm more restless than anything else."
"Well, how about I drive you around until you decide what you want to do?" He offered.
"Okay."
She slid into his car. Her heart started picking up speed when she realized this would be the first time she was actually alone with him.
"Where were you going?" She asked once he buckled up.
"Home." He replied with a grin. "To drink my loss away."
She couldn't help but laugh. "I wouldn't mind a drink."
He turned towards her. "And just where would you like to have this drink?"
"I'm not really up for a bar." She admitted.
"My place or yours?" He asked.
"Who said anything about us drinking together?" She teased.
"Why waste this rare opportunity to do that very thing?" He countered.
"True." She relaxed back into the seat. "Let's go to your place."
Cutting her eyes towards him, she noticed his smug smile forming.
"Don't think anything other than a drink is going to happen." She warned.
"Whatever you say." He winked at her.
*****************
One drink and some flirting later, the two wound up in his shower. As the warm water fell upon them, they did all they could to heat the other's skin until they burned.
Chris ran her hands down his body as he kissed her neck. Her pent up frustrations with her life and work demanded she take advantage of her situation. She needed this release, almost as much as she wanted the man driving her on to give in to her every desire.
Ethan's words echoed in her mind, causing her to pause in her caresses.
The thing was, she wanted to burn. Even if it was just for this one night, she wanted to simply sate her passionate nature with no worries about what the morning would bring.
Tobias began to kiss down her body. He noticed her furrowed brow and lack of movement. He knew he needed to work on drawing her back into the night he was imagining.
He reached over and turned the water off, before urging her out.
"You're distracted." He said, handing her a towel. "Do you not want this?"
Chris paused in drying off. "No, I want you."
He stepped closer, all his usual cockiness nowhere in sight.
"Good. Because I've wanted you from the moment I first saw you."
"Right." Chris sarcastically replied. "I'm sure I really caught your eye at that diner."
He settled his arms around her waist.
"I noticed you immediately." He softly brushed his lips against hers. "Each time I saw you after that, I wanted you more and more."
His deep voice admitting to something like that, even though she doubted the sincerity, made her move right back into his embrace. Her lips sought his, and the two raced right back into the inferno they'd started.
Stumbling back into his bedroom, they fell upon the bed, limbs tangling as they continued to kiss.
Tobias moaned as Chris rolled on top of him. Deciding to relax and see what she'd do next, he urged her to take the reins.
His breath hitched the moment she kissed him. Her body moved over his, teasing and promising so much more. He cupped her face, looking into her eyes as she caressed him.
"You have no idea how often I've fantasized about this." He murmured, pulling her down for another kiss.
"Show me." She arched into his heated touch. "I want to do everything you thought about."
That was all he needed to hear.
*****************
As light began to filter through the slits of the bedroom blinds, Chris and Tobias collapsed exhausted on his bed.
Trying to catch her breath, Chris looked over at him. When he turned towards her, a breathless laugh popped out.
"You have some imagination there." She teased.
He chuckled, scooting closer to her. "That was only half of what I've fantasized."
"You're kidding?" Chris smiled at him. "I don't think I have the energy to see what else is in store."
She stretched, drawing his appreciative gaze towards her lithe body.
"There's always later." He reminded her. "Say like tonight?"
"Why Dr. Carrick," she snuggled closer within his arms. "Are you asking me out?"
"That depends." He pressed a lingering kiss to her lips.
"On?"
"If the answer is yes."
She laughed, shaking her head over how good she felt in this moment with him.
"That's a definite yes."
"Then I'm asking you out." He chuckled when she softly groaned.
"You're lucky you're cute." She teased.
"I know." He sighed. "It's both a curse and a blessing."
"You poor, poor man." She patted his cheek.
Tobias took her hand and pressed a kiss within her palm. His eyes found hers as she laced their fingers together.
"How about dinner first?"
"So, it's a real date?" She joked.
"Ummhmm." He rolled over on his back, tucking her in beside him. "Is that still a yes?"
"I will need energy to begin whatever round we're on." She replied.
"Yes, you will." He squeezed her close.
"Then, I guess I'll see you later."
She began to ease out of his bed, only to be dragged back within his arms.
"Where do you think you're going?" He murmured against her neck while dotting kisses along it.
"Home." She relaxed back within his arms.
"No need to rush off so soon." He urged her back under the covers.
"I'll stay if you let me sleep." She warned. "If I don't get a few hours, there's no way I'll be any fun later tonight."
"We can't have that." He laughed when she poked him in his ribs.
She curled up against his side. Her eyes closed and she felt her body relax completely. It'd been a while since she felt so blissfully carefree.
It was a feeling she didn't want to end.
******************
Weeks went by in blur. Chris seemed to find her stride in both her professional life and her personal life. That one night with Tobias had blossomed into a weekly date night, adding even more happiness.
She knew she was falling for him. It was difficult not to. He had the ability to get her mind off the possible shutdowns that loomed over their hospitals. His humor and unending charm kept her thoughts firmly in the moment instead of the fears of the future.
Plus the closeness that was developing between them made her care all the more.
She didn't know which she loved most, the amazing sex or the talks they would have afterwards. The nights spent with him ended up being the best part of her week.
Whatever it was, she wasn't going to question it.
The only problem was June Hirata.
Chris was still a bit uneasy around the diagnostician. Seeing how two-faced the woman could be made it hard to completely trust working with her.
Then one day June approached the team with an idea.
"Did you know Senator Ed Farruiga's at Mass Kenmore?"
"No." Chris replied.
"Apparently he has some illness that no one can figure out." She paused to make sure she had everyone's attention. "I think we should encourage him to come here."
Ethan leaned back in his chair in thought. Baz seemed a little uncertain about the idea.
"I would love to give it a go, but we can't just go take one of their patients." He argued.
"Why not? No one has to stay at a hospital where they aren't getting the best possible care. Can you imagine how much publicity we would get if we helped another famous face?" June glanced at Ethan. "It would help us be able to help more people who really need us."
"It would." He conceded. "And we are a better team than Carrick's."
"Are we really going to do what they did with Stephanie?" Chris asked.
"Don't you want some payback for that?" June countered. "We lost a huge grant! They don't need the Senator as much as we do."
Chris didn't like the idea of continuing the game they'd started with Leland Bloom, especially with how close she'd gotten to their opponent.
"Let's do it." Ethan decided, needing a chance to get back at Tobias.
As they worked out a plan of attack, June checked her messages.
"My contact says that Dr. Carrick and his team haven't diagnosed the cause yet. They have only begun the process of ordering lab work."
She looked at the clock. "Given how long it takes for Mass Kenmore's lab techs to come around for blood samples, I say we have an hour tops to poach him."
"Then let's get going." Ethan ordered.
******************
It took less than an hour to find the senator and to convince him to transfer to Edenbrook. As she followed Baz out of the hospital, Chris heard the one voice she wished to avoid.
"Chris?" Tobias called out. "What are you doing here?"
He noticed the senator further ahead of her, changed and in the process of signing discharge papers.
His eyes narrowed when he realized what was going on.
"Look, I--" Chris tried to apologize.
"Save it." He snapped. "I don't want to hear it."
Without giving her a chance, he stormed back the way he came.
***************
Later that night, Chris headed to a bar she knew Tobias liked to frequent. He'd already ignored her calls and texts. If she was ever going to have the chance to explain, she knew it'd have to be in person.
It didn't take long to find him in the crowd. What surprised her was who was sitting with him.
What is June doing here?
The way the two were laughing and talking, it was obvious they knew each other a little too well.
The more she observed, the angrier Chris became.
"Chris!" June greeted. "I didn't expect to see you here."
"Really?" Chris folded her arms. "I'm surprised. I thought you made certain to know where all your pawns are."
June laughed. "Only the most naive make the best pawns. You've been my favorite by far, Chris."
Tobias eyed her then glanced up at Chris.
June leaned closer to him, placing her hand on his thigh. "Our games are so much fun, aren't they?"
Chris was beyond livid. For months June had used her in every situation. Now to see that Tobias was in on whatever manipulative game they were playing caused her to snap.
She lunged forward almost punching June in her smug face. The table had stopped her momentum right before contact, giving Tobias a chance to grab her around the waist and pull her back.
Chris struggled against him. Her Scottish accent became thicker than usual as she unleashed a flurry of insults upon the pair.
"Let me go, you wee fuckbumper!" She shouted. "I'm going to show that dug licking pish aff a nettle just what happens when she messes with me!"
"Chris!" Tobias grunted when her elbows struck his ribs. "Calm the hell down!"
June began to laugh harder while watching the pair.
"This is the best you can do?" She taunted Chris. "Oh my god, I can't believe I actually thought you might be worthy competition."
"Bolt, ya mangled fud!" Chris yelled.
Still snickering, June gathered her things and headed towards the door.
"Call me Carrick when you're ready to be with a real woman again."
With a last burst of energy, Chris tried to break free of Tobias. She needed to knock June down just once. Her rage demanded to feel that woman's face under her fist.
Tobias yanked her back and half dragged her out the back door.
Once they were outside, he let her go.
They were both panting and glaring at one another.
"What the shit was that?!" He snapped. "If you'd actually touched June, she'd have had your ass in jail so fast it'd have made that hot head of yours spin."
"Do you know what that means?" He demanded when Chris remained defiant. "That means your career would be over!"
"Piss off." Chris hissed at him. "Ya lavvy-heided wankstain."
"Fuck this." Tobias rubbed his hands over his face. "I don't even know why I'm bothering to talk some sense into you."
"I don't either." Chris fought back tears.
"Why did you come here?" He asked when she fell silent. "Just to rub it in that you too can steal a patient?"
"Weren't you the man who said it was all a game?" She shot back. "And if I knew Edenbrook was the best for someone, then I should make it happen?"
"Damnit." He muttered. "Look, June told me you were determined to make me pay for my little stunt with Stephanie."
"That I was?" Chris released another profanity laden tirade.
The more descriptive she got, the more Tobias struggled with his laughter. He was still furious over everything, but he couldn't help but be impressed with her imaginative use of curse words.
After a particularly long sentence about June's reputation with men, all the fire seemed to go out in Chris.
She slumped back against the brick wall of the bar and lowered her head into her hands.
"I know you won't believe me." She began. "But this wasn't my idea."
Against his better judgement, Tobias moved a little closer and leaned next to her.
"What happened?" He asked.
The whole story poured out along with Chris's guilt.
"We never should have gotten close." She added at the end. "Not with all the animosity between the hospitals."
Tobias took a deep breath and slowly released it. "Do you regret it?"
"Stealing your patient?" She slowly nodded. "I don't think it was worth it."
"Not that." He turned towards her. "Us?"
She looked up at him. "No."
Her face scrunched as if she was about to cry. "I mean, I do since you and June had your own thing going at the same time. I know you and I weren't serious, but to have actually been with someone who could be with that two-faced bitch--"
"I wasn't seeing her while seeing you." Tobias interrupted.
She still looked doubtful.
"Come on, Chris." He rubbed the back of his neck. "You know. You have to have seen that what we have is..."
He cursed, kicking at some trash.
"What we have is what? She prodded.
He groaned then yanked her into a heady kiss.
She wrapped her arms around him, giving back as good as she got.
Tobias stumbled back from the passion in her kiss, hitting the wall with her locked in his arms.
When it came to an end, he lifted his head to look into her eyes.
"See?" He said softly.
She slowly nodded.
"Then don't say we shouldn't have gotten together." He cuddled her close.
"What about my part in the senator?" She looked up at him. "Can you let that go?"
"Yes." He tightened his arms around her. "Of course I can."
"Then why didn't you answer my calls?"
"Because June made it seem like you'd strung me along to keep me from suspecting anything when you did eventually steal a patient." He admitted. "Knowing that I'd fallen for you, it stung that you didn't feel the same way. That I was merely your pawn in all this."
"I hate her." Chris bit out.
Tobias snorted. "Yeah, she isn't the easiest person to be around."
Chris bit back the fact he'd found her easy enough to sleep with.
Tobias sighed. "Want me to take you home?"
"No." Chris mumbled. "I'm too keyed up to see my roommates."
A tender smile began to form as he recalled a similar conversation they'd once had.
"Want me to drive you around until you calm down?"
Chris looked up at him, recalling the night of the softball game. Seeing that he remembered it too made her melt against him.
"I'd love that."
Keeping one arm around her waist, Tobias led her to his car.
#tobias x chris#ELSA IS NOT OK#WELLNESS CHECK IS IN ORDER#OH MY FUCKING GOD#AY DIOS MIO#SAVE ME#STOP THIS#NO DON'T#AGGGGGGH#Oh#I kind of liked it. lmao
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Thank you so much! 🙏 omg you're so kind 🤍 can i please ask for a scenario with Shanks and Law (separately) when they first meet fem! s/o that is physically the stereotyped version of the little short girl with a cute face but when they spend just the tiniest amount of time with her they immediately realize that her personality isn't even close to be compared to her appearance cuz she's more of like a talkative, action-oriented, enthusiastic, and out-going type of person and they're just so perplexed? (in a positive way ofc) and they find it so SO cute which frustrates s/o.
Thank you again for taking the time to read this, and if you change your mind please don't hesitate to ignore this!
And sorry again for being careless 🙏😞
Shanks & Law's First Meeting with Cute yet Outgoing! Fem! S/O
Summary: With your cute height, they can't help but be drawn to you.
Emperor Shanks:
- When Shanks first saw you, he was in awe at your cute smol size. He can't help but giggle at the thought of you struggling to reach something on a high shelf.
- But when he officially talked to you, he thought you would be timid and shy but oh boy, you were the exact opposite!
- Your friendly and out-going nature draws him closer to you.
- He cannot not coo and tease you with your height. And of course, you're like 🙂🔪
- And now when you guys are dating, Shanks' teasing increased tenfold. He sometimes even use your head as a hand rest! The nerve!
- As a short person such as myself, I find it annoying to have those stupidly tall people mocking me!
- The same goes to you, ofc.
- When your crew teases you nonstop, Shanks scolded them lightly, telling them that he's the only one allowed to tease your cute height.
- As for your personality, people are drawn to you. Making friends has never been hard to you!
- Overall, Shanks is heads-over-heels for you, even more when your cute sized body snuggling up to him when you guys sleep at nights.
Bonus:
+ He keeps snickering when you try to kiss him. Being an ass, Shanks doesn't bend down to meet your lips, no. He watches you struggling to stand on your tip toes with a shit-eating grin.
+ He gets slapped afterwards.
+ It was worth it tho, he tells you.
+ "Cutie-chan" "Smol cutie" "Little girly" were your nicknames from him.
+ Also, expect a lot of piggyback rides from him ;)
Trafalgar D. Water Law:
- As a man with a height of 191 cm, Law was not surprised to see some people shorter than him. But when he met you... How can you be so cute with your smol size??
- We all know Law loves cute things, right? Good news, guys! You're added to his list of cute things~
- When you joined the crew, he noticed how you're struggling to keep up with their walking pace when you guys are exploring a new island. So as your captain and a role model, he tells the crew to walk on a slower pace so you can keep up with them.
- Penguin and Shachi can't help but snicker at their serious captain blushing when they saw you trying to climb on Law's back like a koala XD
- And with your friendly personality, the crew warmed up to you pretty quickly. As for Law, well, you remind him of a certain strawhat pirate.
- At first, he doesn't know if he should be annoyed or pleased but he accepted your outgoing nature over time.
- And now dating you, Law was the one to lean down whenever you guys kiss.
- When tired from the day, Law lets you spoon him from behind, smiling at the image of you trying to scoop him with your smol arms.
- Expect to be carried bridal style when you guys are running from the Marines XD
Bonus:
+ One time when Law caught some of his crewmates teasing you with your height, he made them clean the whole ship for a week.
+ You were thankful but got irritated when Law gave you a smirk before ruffling your hair.
+ "Shortie-ya" your nickname from him that you despises with all of your heart.
+ But you still love his smug ass tho <3
Hello, Anon! As I had said before, it's okay to make mistakes all the time! Also, hope you like these headcanons! :D
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aAAAA you’re blog is such a blessing, i feel the monsterfucker in me fucking finally sated, yes kings, queens and royals in between we get that abyssal cock, we deserve that abyssal monster cock, anyways love your enjou fics<3
hi hi rei-dragoness!
omg, thank you so much!! i'm actually really happy you and others find my enjou works so enjoyable, and i honestly thought i was posting too much about it and that it might be annoying (;´・`)> so i'm really glad that you like my enjou thirsts so much!!
but i'm looking forward to more of my nonnies' thirsts for enjou, and even the abyss heralds and abyss lectors in the future!
little nsfw idea below!
" HNGH!♡ AHN! FUAH! I-I'M CUMMING AGAIN-!!♡♡ aH! AHH! aAH!♡♡"
" sh-shit-her cunt got all tight again-!! mnghhh!"
" hey, open your mouth-"
you moan loudly when the dark blue monster cock that you'd pushed out from your hollowed-out mouth was suddenly shoved back in without any warning, and you gag violently. it throbs erratically in your throat, leaking pre-cum like crazy as the abyss herald starts fucking your throat once more, having no mercy for your small oversensitive body. it's not like he was the only one anyways.
" FUEH?! UuHHNNN?! MNBGHHH-!!"
" that's it you slut, suck my dick like the cockslut you are," he hisses out, digging his claws enough into your scalp, making you moan out at the stinging sensation. as if feeling left out, the abyss lector sheathed inside your sopping wet cunt starts building up a brutally fast and rough pace, his heavy balls slapping against your swollen folds, making you let out a muffled cry from how overwhelming everything feels. you're barely holding onto what's left of your pleasure-broken mind--
" fuck--!! so tight-!"
" NBUUUUH...!?"
you seize up when the abyss herald fucking your throat suddenly cums without warning, and watery and sticky cum gushes down your throat, and into your stomach. you can't even hold it all in and some of it gushes out in thick, watery spurts out of the corners of your mouth, and you cry out.
" you slut, you-hnmghh-like that don't you?"
he sneers down at you, shallowly thrusting into the gooey walls of your throat, and you weakly moan in protest. he simply scoffs and gives one final thrust against your swollen lips before he slides his now limp and cum-stained monster cock from your throat.
" gahhh-ohmmngbbb-"
you wheeze violently, your mouth hung open as the sudden intake of air burns your lungs horribly, and you try to take in as many deep and stable breaths as possible. you can't even do it properly anyway, because the electro abyss lector pounding into your pussy from behind starts getting faster, as if spurred on by his fellow exegete, and you can feel his thick knot starting to swell up and rub against your swollen lips--
and you let out lewd moans of excitement. you're enjoying taking monster cock into your pussy and letting them use you as their bitch, like a fucking pervert. and they seemed to have picked up on that because you can practically hear the smugness in their voices.
" wow, look at her. she's actually enjoying this. what a slut."
" heh, she's tightening up around me, it's so damn tight..!"
" nyahhhh-!! mnghhhhiiii-?! nwot th-there-hiiiiii!!"
you shriek when the abyss lector suddenly grazes your puckering cervix, and on reflex, your pussy walls tighten up around him, and he groans loudly, distorted voice cracking and shaking.
" hey, i've got an idea."
" hmm?"
the abyss herald suddenly speaks up, and his fellow exegete slows his thrusts down and motions his head for him to continue.
" lift her up will you?"
he ponders over it, but complies anyway, hooking his deep purple claws under your knees and lifting you up, and you moan softly at how his huge cock shifts inside of you and at how exposed you feel to your other companion.
he's hard again.
you whimper when you see his huge cock slaps lazily against his lower belly as he trembles in seemingly perverse excitement and anticipation. his fingers suddenly graze over your swollen and stuffed pussy, and you moan in realization when he spreads them apartーn-no way, he's not gonna-he really can't, there's no more room-!!
" heh, let's see if she can take two of us in her slutty pussy, eh?"
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✤ — Universe: Vigil | Kaedehara Siblings
✤ — Concept: Little Kazuha demands attention!!
✤ — Characters: Kazuha
A/N: I know I have requests omg but I just can't resist- seeing this short draft resting atop the pile lmao! I ADORE THESE SIBLINGS GGRRAHHHH- Warning, little Kazuha is sly.
Kazuha is raised to be noble, polite, and respectful—and when cornered into a problem, he mustn't lose his composure at all costs.
The mind shall always prevail over the heart, much more so that he's to be a samurai. And he understands—he really does, but in the case of childhood pettiness, can you really blame a five-year-old for going against what he's told?
His mother is busy with her embroideries and his father is overseeing the training of the rest of the boys in the clan. Who else must he go to? Of course. Sister.
So to her whereabouts, little Kazuha wobbled to. But something is amiss...
"Flowers... ? Are these for me? These came from Liyue, right.. !?"
He hasn't seen his sister smile that big before...
The toddler blinks, lips puckering to a small pout as he goes closer, tiny hands tugging at the ends of his sibling's kimono to get her attention.
She's speaking to a boy her age, it seems. He does not understand why the boy's cheeks are pink compared to the, well, normal color, but he thinks it's bad.
"[Name]-nee," the carmine-eyed toddler tugs on the kimono again, but all he receives is a ruffle of his hair—and he huffs. "[Name]-nee..."
"Ahh, these are so lovely, thank you so much!"
Still nothing! Not even a glance his way, not anything! Hmph, it looks like there's only one way to get through this issue.
"I don't understand why you have to go through such lengths to give me these, though," you mutter, giddily caressing the petals of the glaze lilies. "To have these sent fresh from Liyue.."
The boy, someone you talked and befriended some time ago, beams with flushed cheeks. "That's cause-"
"Waaaah! Neeeee-saaaaaaan!!"
You both jump in surprise when the wail rings through the air, prompting you to turn and kneel immediately to your weeping brother who has buried his face into your kimono.
"Kazuha, what's the matter?"
The way his small figure trembles is scary. Have you done something wrong-!?
"I- I lost the maple leaf you embroidered for me,"
He didn't actually lose it.
He sniffles and you take a moment to pause- then giggle. Oh, you thought something had ruffled him so much for him to cry.
He isn't much of a crier in the first place, hence your panic.
"Is that so? That's not a problem then, I can always do another one for you." panic blooms in his face when you start to stand up and turn back to the boy, and he yelps, clinging onto your kimono.
"But that is special! That is nee-san's first gift!"
Struck with guilt, you can do nothing but pick him up in your arms, patting his back as he weeps into your shoulder. Smiling at the boy who has gifted the flowers, you hum.
"I'm sorry, but I'll have to go. I need to tend to my brother."
He looks disappointed but understands, reluctantly bidding you goodbye as you wave and head back inside the Estate.
The last thing the boy sees before you disappear to a turn of maple trees is the smug expression on Kazuha's face.
bonus doodle + another bonus one (older kazuha ver.)
a/n: please im afraid all kazuha fics i'll write from here on out are platonic aus HELPPPPPP-
bonus: whenever kazuha remembers this stunt of his he gets embarrassed.
@cherryflushz @scarlet-halos @e7t3
#m-vigil#reader insert#genshin impact x reader#genshin imagines#genshin fluff#female reader#kazuha x reader#kazuha fluff#kazuha angst#platonic relationship#sibling au
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