#Don't look at me it's funny okay

[septiccoffeefreak]

I don't do drugs, I just do penis

One penis. Just the one, I'm good otherwise.

I'm such a responsible adult 😎

[huginsmemory]

Said with love of course. Companion post to this.

[tzarrz]

to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u

[rin-solo]

Pls tell me I'm not alone—

[pulim-v]

The good thing about ADHD is that you're funny and creative and can think quickly and can make full-on essays about the stuff you love

The bad thing about ADHD is that

[vectorisheree]

It's my 18th birthday today!!! :DDDDDD

[abnomi]

If OC x canon has 0 fans i am being dissolved into a vat of acid they are going to get me for this theyre gonna get me they're already here oh god please somebody

The lore I have crafted for them in the span of like a week is absolutely ridiculous. Feel free to ask me questions about them *Giggles*!! TURBO AND SID TURBO AND SID TURBO AND SID FROTHS AT THE MOUTH

EDIT: This is slightly outdated now btw; ive changed my mind about some of their traits and how they interact. it was just like an exercise to help me get a better idea of who they both are :-] doesn't help that a lot of these are very context dependent LOL (like PDA for example)

edit: original tem plate 🥸

[catocappuccino]

He got a sweater WITH A DOG ON IT?! So happy and joyous

[liauditore]

BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY! BDUBS DAY!

[disposal-blueeee]

from this thing lolz

ty to @cherry-207 for the idea !! XPP

vargas by zarla-s

[kyouka-supremacy]

(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[plusultraetc]

Fourteen Days of MHA | 5/14: Quirk, Special Move

(side note: this one can be read as either a prequel or a sequel to 'when i break pattern, i break ground,' in which Present Mic helps out with Shinsou's training after the Shie Hassaikai arc!)

“Today,” Hizashi announces, “I am going to teach you one of my very own ultimate moves.”

Shinsou perks up at this, which is great, because it was less of a lesson plan and more that Hizashi is running out of ideas to keep the kid busy and engaged while also adding something to his training. He can only give Shinsou so much advice when it comes to the capture cloth before he starts doing more harm than good, something he is sure Aizawa will not thank him for when he returns.

Then Shinsou’s eyes narrow in very are-you-messing-with-me suspicion. “How? I don’t think brainwashing is going to be more effective just by being louder.”

“That’s the great thing about this move,” Hizashi says. “You don’t have to be loud. In fact, you don’t have to talk at all.”

The suspicion intensifies. But Hizashi hasn’t lost him yet.

“It’s called—” he throws in a little jazz hands for style—“DJ Punch.”

He can usually tell when Shinsou is attempting to decide whether he thinks Hizashi is very smart or very stupid, which means he’s catching on a lot faster than most people do when they automatically write Present Mic off as the latter. Unfortunately, that does seem to be the direction Shinsou is leaning today.

“I know how to throw a punch,” he says flatly.

“But you don’t know how to throw a DJ Punch,” Hizashi counters. “Important distinction.”

When Shinsou still doesn’t look convinced, he continues, “I promise you, no villain I’ve ever taken down has expected me to start a fight by punching them in the face. Similarly, it’s a very effective move when they’re already reeling from having their eardrums burst.”

He sees the moment Shinsou stops debating his intelligence and instead starts asking himself why the hell Hizashi is telling him this. At this point, the kid’s kind of an open book—his poker face is good, but it’s not Aizawa good. “So, it’s less about punching someone in the face, and more about doing something unexpected.”

There ya go.

“Yes,” Hizashi answers sagely. “But it’s also totally about punching someone. Maybe in the face. Depends on the situation. That’ll snap nine out of ten people out of a villainous rampage for sure.” He wags a finger at him. "Don't forget your basics while you're busy learning jumping spinning crescent kicks."

“Uh huh,” Shinsou says.

“Just trust me on this one, listener. Or, better yet, c’mon. Let’s do a demonstration.”

“Why do I feel like this is just an excuse for you to punch me in the face?” Shinsou grumbles, but he follows him to the training mats anyway.

[suunotshoe]

you like guys with bikes?

inspired by this lovely fic by @sungbeam ♥️

[starscreamingg]

Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee

[girlivealwaysbean]

so many thoughts but i CANNOT stop laughing that all that time we thought louis had some elaborate mind control type reason for staying with armand and it was really just.. HIM TRYING TO MAKE HIS EX JEALOUS SLSKSKKSKSKS

[running-in-the-dark]

okay, Flynn fangirling over Darrington Dare might be the cutest thing ever