#Domin offer

[bitethedustfools]

TWST Story Idea (10)

Twisted Wonderland is a very unique world. Their world has magic, and they have different species living together, ranging from mages, beastmen, fae, merfolk, and so on.

Yuu's world had something like those, but obviously, that was just in a story, a fiction, a drawing on walls and pots. Something that almost all people heard of but did not believe in their existence. Which is understandable because Yuu's world is just humans and animals, and that's it. There are no werewolves, no vampires or mermaids, not even a dragon, and so on.

Yuu had been the type of person who always has been interested in these kinds of things: mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology, and maybe a little bit of history. That's what Yuu loves in the whole world.

They know many things and the history of how it came to be. You can ask Yuu if they know about skinwalker, and they'll put up a presentation that they prepared for years, which somehow leads to other cryptids. The Beast of Gévaudan? Yuu's got a conspiracy board with a bunch of pictures of animals to prove this beast is actually so and so and where it ran off to. They are also very knowledgeable about Greek mythology, followed by Norse, Aztec, and so on.

So imagine Yuu got transported to Twisted Wonderland and got the shock of their life when they saw a beastman. Yuu expected to see a furry animal standing on two feet, the face a mix with man and animal followed by animalistic growls and piercing eyes. Not… not a goddamn handsome man with a pair of ears and tails!

Sure, they had seen this type before, but that's on some people's fantasy that they have written and drawn! Yuu is absolutely stupefied when they're face to face.

Every time Yuu met a new species, Yuu didn't fail to feel disappointed in what they saw. The dragon by the name of Malleus got a human form that he likes to use, and that has the most ridiculously handsome face Yuu has ever seen. Where is the fire-breathing dragon? Where is the gold they hoard? The wings? Yuu is not satisfied with this.

Yuu met Hades next, who was hailed as one of the prominent seven figures seen as a hero or something, which just conflicted with what Yuu knows about the Hades of their world.

Yuu took a look at the multiple figures next to him like the Fairest Queen, the Queen of Hearts, Maleficent, and Ursula, and was astounded to see that they also were hailed as heroes. Their story is so much nicer than the original story Yuu read that at least, 2 out of 4 stated above died horribly if Yuu is not mistaken.

The dwarves are just toddlers that can speak perfectly, the eels from the Little Mermaid are humanified, what was supposed to be a werewolf is not a werewolf at all. The ghosts are all the same as though they are copy and pasted many times, some had different clothes. Yuu saw Grim, and they're not sure what he is, but he's cute, so that's alright.

Halloween comes, and Yuu is ready to be the most terrifying monster of them all, and they did, but that's because the rest dressed prettily and not terrifyingly like Yuu expected!

Where's the horror? Where are the screams of terror and the nightmare fuel appearance?? Yuu wanted to see someone getting traumatized, and all they got is sparkles and annoyance. Those magicam monsters must be stupid and blind to be scared of such pretty faces.

The only highlight of the Halloween was the Spectral realm like yes! The gloomy atmosphere is here! The graves! The very gothic architecture is everywhere! It was what Yuu imagined where the wandering and unrest souls will go.

It got crashed by a disco ball, though.

In short, Yuu didn't like it.

This world is sh*tty and against everything Yuu believed in. It's like meeting an idol you like so much and find that they are not the same as your expectation or something.

Dissatisfied, Yuu complained to themself, unaware that NRC heard it. "This is not what I imagined them to be. What a let down…"

Seeing that NRC are full of prideful kids, naturally, they get offended being told by a magicless human that Twisted Wonderland filled with wonder doesn't excite Yuu in any slightest.

Now this. This made Yuu perked up, but at the same time, Yuu is also offended that the others think their world is nothing special.

Yuu made up their mind to take it as a challenge. Yuu won't lose to these rip-offs of their world. They're gonna prove their world is superior, and that's Yuu's pride as a human being from that world.

Twisted Wonderland might have 7-8 prominent figures, but Yuu's world has more, although they may not exist today. Yuu is gonna show them how there's charm in being a mystery and history.

Yuu proceeded to drop snippets of a bunch of mythology, folklore, and cryptozoology randomly in the different places.

Yuu would go camping with the friends and said in his world there used to be a Wendigo roaming around in the woods. They would describe vividly about its appearance and how it eats flesh and the origin of how it came to be, taking sadistic delight when said friends looked at each other shakingly.

Yuu would mention out of nowhere about how beautiful people would have been sacrificed to the gods to a rather vain person and said it's lucky they are not in Yuu's world.

They even talked about Salem witch trials down to the details when a group of their friends has a fight or something. Magic doesn't involve in that, of course, but they looked terrified that even humans would accuse and execute their own kin. A very dark history indeed.

The mer eel would have threatened Yuu about squeezing and biting and so on, and Yu would drop a myth in their world about eating mermaid would bring immortality and maybe that's why they don't exist anymore.

They even mentioned casually that the faes would replace human kids with theirs and also kidnapped humans as pets. They can also be invisible to the eyes so no one would know or even find them.

The others are terrified to hear what story sprouted out of Yuu.

[gl1tchr]

Okay okay, Riddler x Riddler is peak, yes. BUT, what about the Riddlers that HATE eachother?😈

So there's a funny Venn Diagram that happens there because I do genuinely think Arkham Knight and Zero Year HATEEE each other ghjksdg twt oomf worded it best;

"My immediate gut reaction (in both their individual voices) is that they’re both the most overtly self important Riddlers and likely the most outwardly antisocial. And they can sense it. Something about similarities and magnetic repulsion…bottom line is I agree!" - twt moot falbright best guy around 2024

I also think a good deal of them would dislike 22. I think his "type" of intelligence wouldn't be very valued by them, they might even see it as a sort of savant parlor trick. He's good with numbers, so what? Most of these other Riddlers are building machines, MECH SUITS, I feel like to most of them, because he comes from a universe much more grounded in reality, they wouldn't really *get* that? They'd see his work as extremely mild compared to what they can do, because most of their universes allow for more extravagance.

I think some of the MOST tension would come from Arkham Knight, Hush!Riddler, Zero Year, and other *especially* megalomaniacal Riddlers attempting to control the rest of them, but the others obviously not going for it. I think ones like BTAS and Telltale would see the blood in the water and opt out of any overt argument, choosing to watch how everyone plays the game, and see where they can fit in the most opportunity for themselves.

[mightierthanthecanon]

If we're going to do this, we need to set some rules that you and I both agree on.

Babygirl (2024) dir. Halina Reijn

[highladyofterrasen7]

It took me so long to find enough blonds

[infectedgirlsss]

💕Commission for the absolutely wonderful @just-ornstein , of two little sillies :3c

[asgoodeasgold]

Fishing, woodland walks, sustainable food and goode times

Jim Murray, The Crown actor, shared some lovely pics (on IG and TW) of Matthew and his friends Burn Gorman and Dominic West fishing in Tayside, Scotland.

Extract from IG post:

"Without a studio funded, highly fastidious, professional production team working 24/7, rounding up actors and creative types to do ANYTHING puts cat herding firmly in the shade.

It was therefore a happy surprise when my guests all arrived pretty much in one piece for a spring salmon session last week.

They were also keen to learn more about the plight of the king of fish and the challenges it faces so expert scientist David Summers of the Tay fisheries board was on hand so that they too become much needed advocates for this fast dwindling, endangered species.

Yes we were lucky enough to connect with a few fish but the real win was spending time in nature with friends, decompressing and turning (for some) new tricks."

Also more about the trip in this local news article ⬇️

Matthew & friends were said to also have gone for woodlands walks & offered to do a group photo supporting the environmental campaign Off The Table. They were very jolly!

I hope Burn and Matthew were plotting their appearance in The Offer 2! My favourite characters, they were on fire.

📷 Nicole Wilder / Paramount+

[y-rhywbeth2]

Apologies to Minthara and Bhaal and everybody else who wants me to conquer the world via the Absolute, but an illithid empire is simply not my aesthetic. It's nifty, but not for me.

I am open to other apocalypse/world domination plans, however. Just with more subtlety, and less amphibious, without all the brain matter and chitin.

[jihyocentric]

The picture nayeon posted yesterday kind of making me think about sugar mommy Sanayeon with baby girl Jihyo 🤪🤪😗 jihyo being bratty and getting punished is just *chef kiss*

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we never talk about sugarbaby hyo, thank you for bringing her up! i feel like jihyo would be such a good girl to sana and an absolute brat to nayeon... but at the same time that she likes pushing nayeon's buttons, she would just want to be good to them and receive their praise, that's why she's mostly a good girl :(

so when nayeon isn't the only one giving her a punishment, but also sana, who rarely gets mad, she gets teary and pouty and apologizes again and again until sana and nayeon believe she regrets being a brat. honestly, i love the idea of rich, older sanayeon getting themselves a babygirl to spoil! and no one could fill that position better than hyo

changing the topic now,, i was also thinking about sanahyo, but because i remembered some past asks about sahyo with bottoms (the movie!) dynamics. it was something about sana being a loser and trying to get popular cheerleader jihyo's attention by joining a sports team but being incredibly bad at the sport...

what i thought about yesterday was a little different, both sana and nayeon would be in a sports team by default, but they would either be the worst players of their team or those players who never get to score a point because their role doesn't allow them to really shine. they'd always watch other players kissing their girlfriends and earning praises from everybody once the game is over with the biggest pout — they deserve that too! they did well!

so, out of pity, the leader of the team (who could be either jeong or momo honestly) 'lends' them her own girlfriend (jihyo) for a night. sana and nayeon would be so thrilled when jihyo, instead of kissing her girlfriend as a reward for winning the game, goes straight to them. of course she doesn't kiss them straight away, certainly not in front of everybody else, but she hugs them and praises them until their faces are red and they can't even react to jihyo's compliments...

[mlarayoukai]

People love praising bw's plot but at the end of the day it's just a world domination plot. I feel like the reason people seem to think it's good (not saying it's bad necessarily) is because there's at least a layer of depth where they lied about the protection of pokemon but actually they lied! They really are evil! When you are 12 that shit is mind blowing but I'm almost 26. It's a nothingburger to me, I don't really care

[baesooraya]

The poetry of both Tav and Astarion having a chance at a new beginning with the Dark Urge timeline - a different life - or succumbing to the old one and becoming even worse.

They could and can enable eachother too easily, but the gentleness they treat the others monsters is just *chefs kiss*

[caterpillarinacave]

A single chlorinated pool could end the royal bloodline of Atlantis

[mangoes-and-mothman]

thinking about ms. nya ninjago and how the way shes treated in the show is such a good accidental representation of womanhood

[ohsweetflips]

i am suddenly thinking a lot about jiang cheng and jiang fengmian, specifically in how jiang fengmian—while not being outright cruel to jiang cheng—gives us no reason to believe that he is proud of or pleased with jiang cheng due to jiang cheng’s 1) penchant of maintaining a certain status quo/refusal to take risks and 2) the similarities of his personality to yu ziyuan. and yet, the time we see jiang cheng put himself in the danger, take a risk, defy yu ziyuan, is when he is putting himself in yu ziyuan’s own line of fire to protect wei wuxian from zidian, all while the wens are there and the threat they pose is dangerously tangible. and jiang fengmian is not even there to see it, let alone live long enough to hear of the events.

no clown activities (pro/anti character discourse) allowed on this post

[harrycollins]

can people leave tavtash alone theres like five of us go and bully durgetashes if you are so concerned about morality godddd

[sleepdepravity]

Anyways i’ve been inspired to make a tourney for rancid women so i guess stay tuned for that.

[lleclercism]

what do you think happened? ofc his car had an issue during q3 and he couldn't set a time in time 😭

theres a saying in spanish thats like “dios le da pan a quien no tiene hambre” which is like “god gives bread to those with no hunger” and i think its very fitting when it comes to that mclaren rocketship jfc