#Dok hellsing

[bsidebanshee]

Guess who 🤓

[bl00dcakedbunn1e]

I like how he essentially has been sleeping and just woke up and has NO idea what’s going on.

[dokvta]

What is Herr Dok reading ? (Wrong answers)

[alucardsathomewife]

Panty & stocking + Hellsing Ultimate part 2

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Made some more icons for whoever finds them! :D

[kusury]

🔞💉✨💀 DOKUBE

[faithintheunknownsblog]

A/n: I have no explanation other than it just happened

Hellsing Head Canons No One Asked For

Integra: knows how to operate a hot air balloon

Alucard: Sucks a Monopoly

Walter: wears dentures

Seras: has curtain lights and will literally sit on her bed for hours doing absolutely nothing else but watching them

Pip: he isn’t the type to be a dad but he would definitely be the fun uncle

Anderson: knows the Bible word for word and can recite it without any mistakes

Maxwell: has sensitive skin and is a cry baby about it

Heinkel: also has sensitive skin and doesn’t care, their hands could be drier than the Sahara Desert and they still won’t use lotion

Yumi: loves to read and write

The Major: gets hella pussy (*plays ‘cuffing season’*)

Luke: got bullied in school by the popular girl (I’m still debating on whether he liked it or not)

Jan: acts tough but as a human couldn’t hold his own, he would run his mouth but wouldn’t fight when given the chance to

The Captain: could not pick up on flirting to save his life

Zorin: has sugar babies

Dok: has a pollen allergy

Dandy Man: is part of a pyramid scheme and always trying to get more people to join

Schrödinger: can’t climb a tree and is scared of vacuum cleaners

Rip: is also scared of vacuum cleaners

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

Hellsing Rewatch: Episode Three Thoughts

One | Two

I loooove Pip

My favorite thing about Hellsing is that Dracula the novel has canonically been published in it. How did that happen! Why! Did Van Helsing commission it?? Are they meant to be genuine entries of their journals as a found footage thing?

It’s really funny and appropriate that the Wild Geese are like lmao monsters?? But also if I was a mercenary taken to this shady ass mansion with its own barracks etc I’d just believe any insane shit

Rip Iscariot letter Not Bomb stamp, you will be missed

Integra and Alucard both having a taste for the ugliest possible hats

Maxwell is SO extra he’s crushing his own glasses! Sir you need those!!!

Andercard 💖💖💖💖💖 They’re so fucking insane I love them

Also does this museum have no security? Is no one like uh. They’re drawing guns here.

AGDHFHFHGF Alucard grumpily going back to bed, does that mean he was asked to accompany them to the museum or was he just being nosy?

It’s SO FUNNY how Maxwell is Anderson’s boss now, he’s practically his son

HDJFJFGHDD REMEMBER MAXWELL MAKING INTEGRA SAY PLEASE IN THE MANGA

Why does Maxwell sound so proud when he reveals that the Vatican helped the Nazis 🥲

It’s so so so funny that Major and Dok personally showed up to the museum to watch all this discussion go down and also WHY IS DOK BLOODY AND WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT

What does Alucard mean that only Millennium, Integra, AND HIM are crazy enough to enlist the undead as soldiers. Are we talking level zero or something else????

Also lol. lmao. Walter acting like he doesn’t remember Millennium

HOTEL TWINK HIIIIIIII

Alucard did NOT need to do that poor twink right that, he changed his fucking life. He will never be the same

I looooove the shot of Alucard walking into the hotel room with the rippling air around him

“With any luck they’ll not only dig their own graves but pay for the funeral as well” fucks tbh. It’s a really good line

The spirit of Harkonnen being like “Something terrible is about to happen” and it’s really just Alucard waking her up.

I love Alucard subtly correcting Seras saying “Good morning” with “Good evening” but also like idk taking the moment to respond politely despite being like “btw SWAT team here to kill us.” He also waited a REALLY long time to wake her tbh

I’m generally ambivalent to the gun spirit dream sequence shenanigans but the choice to have such a light silly scene before the absolute carnage that is the Rio hotel fight is such a good tonal shift.

Rio sequence my beloved 💖

I love the beat when Integra questions if Alucard is going to show any restraint or like moral qualms at all in the face of adversity and Walter reminds her that he’s a monster. It definitely has the tone of a conversation they’ve had before.

Alucard’s so mad at the soldier committing suicide like I WANT THAT OUT DAMNIT

He’s having such a meltdown!!

“This is just the way it is” is it tho 🤔

Oh no the Rio call. In front of Walter’s salad

I think the Rio call (where Alucard is doing all this grandstanding about being a monster with zero remorse and needling her about potentially not being up to making a tougher call) is actually really interesting after him reacting so strongly to the one soldier killing himself, and then seeming to lose his own resolve a little bit when he realizes he’s been so harsh to Seras.

Walter like “I’m only the butler… I an not engaging with this shit”

Elevator sequence 💖💖💖💖💖 It’s truly really good nonverbal storytelling

I love that Major monologues so much that no one’s even trying to talk to him, they know he’s just going to keep going.

“I’m called the Dandyman” and Alucard’s like. Did I ask.

“There’s absolutely no reasoning with you people” WHEN DID YOU TRY TO REASON WITH THEM

Pip 👏 gets 👏 shit 👏 done 👏

The show does such a good job establishing just how gross and disgusting Alucard is

Oof the arm scene 😬

The one panned out shot where Alucard’s drinking from Alhambra and his proportions are so fucked that he looks like an Adventure Time character

Alucard making Pip on the fucking hijacked helicopter with a gun to the pilot’s head while he monologues 😭😭

It’s so funny how seriously Dok takes everything whereas Major is just like “Hell yeah!! Mayhem!!!!”

Dok’s still bloody omg, it’s also all over his coat like front and back? Did he deliberately just splatter it for edgy aesthetic purposes?

I NEVER noticed that young Walter was placed with the Millennium characters in the end credits. It’s crazy that they have that so early lol

[rennsdeaddoves]

*slams hands down on the table and slides you a dollar* Tell me more of your hellsing ocs!

YES YES YES YES YES

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK IVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THESE BITCHES FOR EVER

Okokokokok so I got two of em. Aireth and Addadon (or Seraph depending on the time frame)

Alright so before I address my lil shits I should mention that in my fic most mythic beings are real; angels, fae, demons, sirens, any and all extensions of these beings are also real. (Can’t say more than that without going into detail for events that happen in the fic and then we’d be there all day)

So without further ado

Aireth

Aireth is a being known as Fae-born. She was born a human, taken in by the fae and born again into one of them (aka made basically immortal). A coming of age ceremony for the fae is they send out the new adults into the human world to get some “experience with humans” Aireth had always been looking forward to this, always curious about human kind and why they were the way they were.

When she was finally able to set of on her own in the human world she wandered for a long time, until she came across a boy who was hiding in the bushes. She helped him, got him some bread, and cleaned him up before leaving him with some parting words.

“You will do great things”

She continues her wandering and begins to see what her elders and the rulers meant about humanity. Aireth, because she was fae-born could tap into dark magics and not suffer the same consequences as typical fae and over the next 15 year she gained a name

The crimson witch of the moon

The black magic had changed her. Corrupted her flesh and burrowed itself into her bones.

It was at this time that she heard of a king. He had started many a war and was proving to be a bloody warrior. Wanting to see what it was about she ventured to find him. Only to see that it was the boy she helped so long ago, but now he had a name; Vladimir Tempest.

Aireth would then go on to work with him, making a blood oath and eventually, when he was killed, she resurrected him. but something went wrong, and he bacame this half dead thing... the first Vampire.

they then separated. Aireth knew no good would come from staying with him, at his side so she went far, to Scottland, where she meat a blond haired boy. slowly this boy grew into a man, and he helped her undo what the dark magic had done to her.

as a man Aireth saw new beauty in him, and she fell in love.

this man was named Alexander Anderson.

they got married, and it wouldn't be till the end of world war 2 that Aireth became pregnant. though at this point Alex had been a regenerator for the church for almost 80 years, and he was off fighting in the war (though he came home so the kid is his) but he left again before Aireth could tell him.

now being Fae-born came to kick Aireth in the ass. to ensure that Fae-born don't run off with the fae's secrets they are cursed to only be able to give birth in the fae wilds, as it is a part of human nature to reproduce.

Aireth waited till she couldn't wait anymore and had to go to the fae wilds where three days after the birth of her daughter she got dragged into the war.

and then Alucard found her again... and she couldn't return to Alexander... and her daughter was ripped from her...

Abbadon (Seraph)

abbadon is Aireth and Alexanders Daughter, when she was but three days old the fae wilds in which she was being safe guarded were burned to the ground by the Major who was looking for her mother but settled on her instead.

taking her away, the Major and Dok raised her, but not as a human being- no, as an experiment.

she was the dok's prized possession even if her alterations caused her to rot from the inside out, he would just up her regeneration. though he had a plan to stop the rot before it started and that involved dumping the 10 year old into a vat of sulphic acid and many other chemicals....

Seraph wouldn't escape this cage until she was 16.

when she did she was found by the captian, and project Niphilm was concived (but thats spoliers so i can't really talk about it yet!). over te years she would grow (and because again. spoliers) and the captian and her would fall in love (super slow burn my guy, wolfman is dense and emotinally constipated)

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❛ Guten abend ❜

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60% Done! pew!! my poor fingers lol

[fragenherrdoktor]

Thoughts on dok's own personal health?

The dude’s a mess, he’s horrible.

Born with Syndactyly on both hands, his ring and pinky fingers are fused. You can spot his hands in the manga and OVA; his gloves are four-fingered.  

Has Dermatophagia. He compulsively bites his hands and has scars and calluses on his fingers from repeatedly hurting himself over the decades. He can’t help himself, and the Major loves to make fun of him for the impulse, much to Dok's embarrassment.

He suffers from anxiety. Complete worrywart, easily wound-up, irritable. Has a hard time controlling feeling of intense worry and stress, hence all the compulsive biting.

The dude definitely suffers from delusions of grandeur, given his breakdown and rant to Walter at the end. He basically thinks he can out-science the devil, but fails and literally gets crushed by his own ambition. He def has a god-complex. Dok thinks his horrible works have waaaaay more value to the whole of humanity (like srly dude?) than they do, but then also clearly endlessly worries about the performance of his creations to the point of drawing blood biting himself from the tension. Maybe he has a form of bipolar disorder? Manic episodes of goal-directed mad science bs coupled with inflated self-esteem followed by feelings of worthlessness, failure, paranoia, and worry. (But he is a terrible doctor and person, so I wouldn't feel bad for him.)

Because of all this, Dok is scarily thin. Lack of appetite and intense working sessions make him forget to eat. While he often cooks for the Major, he doesn't usually eat with him, 1. Because the Major is his superior and eats alone unless explicitly requests company, 2. Dok has science to do.

Terrible eyesight. Can’t see shit up close, so that’s why he has the intense glasses with all the loupes.

The man doesn’t seem to age, but also doesn’t appear to be a vampire in anyway like his creations. I like to imagine that he’s started some cyborg improvements on himself like the Major, but not as extensively since operating on yourself is super hard. When Walter slices’em up, his limbs don’t look robotic inside. So, idk. Dok is a totally an Omnidisciplinary Scientist, so you can kinda endlessly speculate what weird science he did on himself. I think both him and Major have yellow iris in the OVA, which seem to indicate that they are ‘other’ and not completely human (they are self-made monsters, after all). Personally, I like the ‘he’s secretly a cyborg’ angle. 

[saturnberry]

Can we take a moment to talk about the Major's tiddys?

[hellsing-black-hole]

Major: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Dok: Probably Schrödinger.

[maerda]

Part 2 of Hellsing 20th Anniversary photos