#Doing a backflipo >:)

[alienssstufff]

q! backflipo on his widowed father arc slayage!

[vienoreal]

the Backflippo/Misclick family

i miss them, can the please come back from the war

[mysticmothmayhem]

SLIMECICLE!!! I’ve wanted to draw him for so long but I’ve finally made an acceptable illustration of this guy!! And I tried to do lighting (scary)!

[ieatdeadstars]

POSSIBLE QSMP SPOILERS

I’m really behind though and I’ve only watched Slime’s perspective so like probably not

I just want a fanfic where instead of what happens in the court ep while they’re in jail they have a talk and then they escape and then at the end instead of sxx we get them being cute together which like they were but I want teeth rotting fluff

[the-snowfall]

contagious ass idea (<- has not stopped staring at this little guy since its creation)

hes real and watching me now

[salmonberryminecraft]

Have a Pirate Sapnap fighting guardians from this chapter of the Pirate AU, fresh from the margins of my history class notes :))

[Not pictured: Karl in awe of how cool he is]

[Image Description: A pencil drawing of Sapnap doing a backflip with one arm outstretched, firing a pistol. He has his fanon-customary shoulder-length hair and a long white bandanna, and is wearing a loose blouse, knee-length breetches, long socks, and shoes with buckles and a slight heel. There are pistols attached to various belts slung around him. There are a few scribbles underneath him in the vague shape of eyeballs, because I do not know how to draw guardians lol]

[silverware-drawer]

🟥 felppps-6391 🔁 cellbo

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why is my castle full of smoke

🟥 felppps-6391

'-'

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DID FOOLISH HOTBOX THE FUCKING BLOOD ROOM

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'-'

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guys whart happens if you set cocaine on fire you have one minute adn then im trying it

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0_0 . . .whart

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whart

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whart

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whart

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THATS CRAZY ITS ALMOST LIKE NOBODY ASKED

#heeheeheeheehee #prank tag

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culeros

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YESSSSS MAMOSSSSS

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🪷 quackitieeee 🔁 elmar1an4

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es lunes 😏 alguien quiere ser mi novio 😜

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IT'S TUESDAY YOU CHEATING BITCH FUCK YOU

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yes ok I am waiting in the bedroom

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okay give me a couple of minutes

🪷 quackitieeee

what the fuck is wrong with you guys

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 cellbo

🔪 cell-bites

você vai se arrepender disso nunca esquecerei o quão saborosa sua perna era

furryfury999-deactivated38192947

Umm. . . .what the fuck ??

garbage-meister-deactivated92929947

why the hell are people in the notes acting like this is real lmfao did you idiots forget that people LIE on the INTERNET

horsey-of-coursey-deactivated848291083

okay, but has nobody noticed how this lines up perfectly with that insane alcatraz breakout that was in the news last month, only this was posted first??

garbage-meister-deactivated92929947

i'm dying y'all are so fucking dumb LMFAO

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STOP TAGGING ME THIS POST IS A THOUSAND YEARS OLD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THIS IS

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ENIGMA DO MEDO 😱

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 its-nice-to-miku

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Get you a man with two hundred and twenty seven alt accounts that are all in constant danger of being banned for hacking

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God damn, hit on by Philza Minecraft himself, never thought I'd see the day 😳

🪺 philza Seguir

Lmao nah mate but I am hitting your gym. Give me ten minutes

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Hell yeah

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PHILZA

--VERIFIED PRESIDENTIAL POST--

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CARALHO BAGHERA DONT REBLOG THAT IT WAS A DRAFT I DIDNT MEAN IT TO POST

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I don't know what youre talking about forever, it was a verified presidential post ?

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lmfao

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HOW DO I DELETE OTHER PEOPLES POSTS

--VERIFIED PRESIDENTIAL POST--

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FUCKING CUCURUCHO GET RID OF THIS BANNER RIGHT NOW

--VERIFIED PRESIDENTIAL POST--

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nem fodendo 👀

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 missa-not-missing

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extra pics of the cake process because lulah told me to post them o7

Link

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CHAYANNE YOU'RE SO TALENTED

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Missa :D you finally back in wifi range?

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YES I AM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW

Thirty minutes!!

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. . .you good mate? It's been hours

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PHILZA HELP I FELL IN A HOLE

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L+ratio well played gf

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@kocwillrock

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SHUT UP GO GET KIDNAPPED

🚇 tubbohell

am I missing something since when does etoiles have a girlfriend???

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HOW IS HE GOOD AT EVERYTHING ITS FUDGING BEANBAG TOSS

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hey foolish what does étoiles use when it rains

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. . .a cucumbrella 0_0

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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Hi bad :D

-- VERIFIED PRESIDENTIAL POST --

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Hi forever :D

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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foolish

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🥵 peterparkoier 🔁 ⚠️ pactriggerwarning

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If you want free GEGGS come to the GEGG factory under the statue of GEGG

🎼 wilbur-soot-official ☑️

i fucking hate gegg

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???

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this is the only thing he's ever posted?!??!??????

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TU IN INFERNO PECCATORES ET IMBECILES SERA TU TUAM TUAM MISERERE CAELUM IGNEM PLUET ET SANGUIS TUUM IGNIS SIT NON ESSE TE VENIAT ARBITRIO TEMPESTATEM VENIAT ET NUNQUAM TE STULTI OMNES LUDIBRIBUS TUA RETUSUS OVIS ET RETUSUS FERRARIA ERIS OMNES MORTUUM ESSE ACTUTUM USQUAM VALE ET EGO NON REQUIRO

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what the hell

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[colacorvus]

part two of this post lol

if youre wondering where his election outfit is its bc i gave up! i may do more outfits some day but for now this is all you get. (maybe one day i'll do the other members of the backflipo fam...)

[letsfluxshitup]

audio equivalent to being in a washing machine. i watched back the actual slap like four times and i dont think they actually know what theyre fighting about

[Video ID: Everyone is picking our their new egg/child. There's a lot of background noise, but the focus is Quackity, Mariana, and Charlie. It is from Charlie's pov, so Quackity is a bit quiet. Frontflipo is the egg with glasses and is Charlie and Mariana's child, while Tilin is Quackity's child. It is from Charlie's stream on April 3rd, about 46min in.]

transcript:

Charlie: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Mariana: Mijo- [My son-] [Frontflipo hits Mariana but he thinks it was Tilin] Mariana: Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker! Charlie: Discipline your fucking egg, dude! Watch where your son's going! You piece of shit! Quackity: Hey! My son is just fine! My son is just fine! I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Ours has allergies! Ours has fucking allergies! Step off! Step off! Mariana: Backflipo! Pégale! [Hit him!] Quackity: I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Step off! Quackity: My son didn't do anything! Mariana: Pégale, Flipo! Pégale! Matolo! [Hit him, Flipo! Hit him! Kill him!] Quackity: He's an angel! My son is an angel! Charlie: He's a loose cannon! My son could kick the shit out of your son! My son-I'm going to take your son's nose! Quackity: He would never do anything at all! He would never do anything at all! Charlie: I can [unintelligible] and crack your son! He can crack your son! Mariana: Mi huevo es mejor! [My egg is better!] Charlie: My son's gonna crack and eat your son! Quackity: Fuck your egg! I hate your egg! Your egg is stupid as hell! Charlie: What the fuck did you just say to me? Mariana: Tu huevo es parace mi testiculo! [Your egg looks like my testicle!] Charlie: That's right! That's right! Our huevo! Our huevo! Quackity, laughing and walking away: Tilin, don't trust him, don't trust him, you don't look like a testicle. Charlie: Frontflipo, kill him! Frontflipo, kill! We need to- We need to teach him to draw blood.

[alienssstufff]

JUANAFLIPPA CASE COURT HEARING (A very thorough) RECAP

APRIL 12, 4:00PM PST (2023) FAMILY COURT COURTROOM NO.2

JUDGE: Maximus (SapoPeta) PROSECUTION: SLIMECICLE (Charlie el Backflipo), Quackity (esp), Jaiden, Fit, BBH, Foolish DEFENSE: MARIANA, Roier JURY: Dapper, Leonardo777, Tilin, Trump, Bobby, Ramon

OBJECTIVE – To determine whether a crime was committed by the Defense, finalise Flippa’s custody amongst parties (divorce)  

Link to the full update timeline of the JuanaFlippa case can be found HERE

A/N: The following was recap was taken from Slimecicle’s (and a bit of Quackity and Philza’s) POV. This is 4 fucking pages long.  

PRE-TRIAL HIGHLIGHTS:

A small courthouse was built for the event - presumably during server maintenance.  

Mariana, Charlie and Quackity dressed up irl in suits for the stream! The couple + Jaiden’s minecraft skins appear in suits too! This isn’t relevant to the case but I respect the dedication :]  

Private conversation where Mariana asks Foolish to represent him in court. Foolish rejects :[

Initially Charlie had hired Roier to be one of the Prosecution’s representatives but had backed out last minute - choosing to instead take Mariana’s side on the Defense.  

Charlie had also requested to hire Philza to be one of the Prosecution’s representatives, to which Philza rejected the offer because of Charlie’s murder attempts on his son Chayanne.  

Individually, Charlie speaks to each of his lawyers in private. As of prior to the hearing, none of them are aware they are not the only lawyers representing the Prosecution.  

A few emotional words were held between Mariana and Charlie. Mariana via Twitter DMs sends Charlie a photo edit of them and JuanaFlippa together as a happy family. They cry together – it’s snotty and kinda gross ://

THE TRIAL:

SapoPeta opens the trial under court of law and representatives of both the Prosecution and Defense introduce themselves to the stand. It is here where all five of Charlie’s lawyers discover there is more than one representative (but it’s cool they play it off and agree to work together).

In defense of himself, Charlie argues that by everyone’s willingness alone to defend him should more than prove the strength of the Prosecution’s case. Quackity (esp) further reinforces Charlie’s first point and brings forth the opening statement outlining three objectives the Prosecution aims to achieve in the following hearing: 1 -To revive JuanaFlippa 2 -For Charlie to have complete custody over JuanaFlippa in the divorce 3 -To sacrifice Mariana to Satan  

As Charlie’s second lawyer, Jaiden drops probably one of the hardest statements in today’s hearing. It’s so sick I’m including the full transcription: “This case isn’t about winning custody. It isn’t about divorce, or even bringing back the life of a child. It is about Justice. Justice that was taken away from an innocent egg JuanaFlippa. JuanaFlippa’s childhood was born into a broken home, but that doesn’t mean she’s any less deserving of life.” “We’re here today standing before you Your Honour to write the Wrong that happened to a defenseless egg that simply wanted love. My client el Backflipo is a good parent. He cared and provided for JuanaFlippa, was always there for her, and at the end of the day Showed Up. All things the Defendant did not do. He knows the family isn’t in the best of situations, but he still did everything within his power to give JuanaFlippa what he could.” “In this case we will be revealing how the Defendant, el Mariana, was not present as a parent, not a good partner, was a bad influence on JuanaFlippa, consistently showed zero care for anything he subjected to her – and now is the ultimate cause for her untimely death.” “The facts in this case are straightforward and we are able to supply evidence and witnesses to stand to prove this point. I believe the Defendant, in a rage of not being able to escap el Backflipo’s custody papers, plotted to gain just enough of el Backflipo’s trust to be left alone with JuanaFlippa where he could then take her life.” “All el Backflipo wanted was to give JuanaFlippa the best childhood he could. He wants to right the wrong that was made in the hands of Mariana. For all those reasons and after you’ve heard all the evidence, at the end of this trial we ask you to return a verdict in favour of el Backflipo. That you find the defendant GUILTY of murder and to have his soul SACRIFICED in the resurrection of JuanaFlippa. Thank you.” (holy hell.)

Roier argues in good faith that Mariana is a good person (by shared history) and father who would never intentionally hit his daughter. The Defense pleads instead for manslaughter and that JuanaFlippa’s death was by a misclick.

Jaiden (sent by Charlie) brings new photo evidence to the stand in harm of Mariana’s image, bringing light to an affair between him and Foolish. Foolish is thrown under the fucking bus and is actively against the Prosecution (he is fired during recess). Principle of the item countering the Defense’s claims of Mariana being a good partner.  

Roier brings new photo evidence in harm of one of Charlie’s lawyer’s image of Tilin saying Quackity was also in an affair (???). Jaiden objects as the item is not relevant to the JuanaFlippa case. Objection accepted.  

Roier demonstrates the fragility of the egg beds - easily destroyable by a single click. He challenges the court to review the quality of egg beds in precedent of the murder. This statement is overruled by the Judge for irrelevance to the JuanaFlippa case, saying that such issue must be brought up in a different trial against the company providing the egg beds. The Judge however agrees that Mariana’s kill was an accident.

BBH from the Prosecution argues for the fragility of egg-kind, showing a reckless disregard from Mariana. Video evidence showing the night of the murder (footage wire-tapped by Charlie) is presented.

Roier argues against BBH bringing awareness to the species of the eggs being birthed from a power dragon (dragons are tough).

The Judge presents an audio file, a conversation between Mariana and JuanaFlippa. Due to technical difficulties in the Global Transcription, Quackity ‘translates’ saying “Daughter, I’m gonna be absent for a very long time therefore you need to start eating dirt so your defenses rise up and you don’t die as quick. Motherfucker.” Roier objects in defense that Mariana is a cc and was being a lil silly slash /j.

The Judge declares Recess as he comes up with a verdict.

Nothing much happens during recess other than a failed assassination on Charlie but it’s whatever ^_^!

Fucking Tik Tok edits were submitted as evidence as leverage to Mariana’s image in proof he is a good father to JuanaFlippa.

More photo evidence of Mariana’s and Foolish’s affair are brought to the court to counter this presented by the Judge. He objects himself for this has nothing to do with the murder, he just put it up there cuz it was funny.

Video evidence of the murder was brought up again. The Defense argues Mariana in fact destroyed a JuanaFlippa decoy - not the real JuanaFlippa. Theory debunked due to the current absence of JuanaFlippa today.

Charlie argues, on which will always transcribe (also hard as hell) the following: “And he (lil Satan) told me that he would burn my family to the ground if I told you this, but I don’t have a family left to burn. SATAN TOLD ME THAT IF I KILLED PHIL’S EGG, HE’D GIVE FLIPPA A GUN TO PROTECT HERSELF AND THIS IS THAT PHOTO RIGHT THERE OF BABY’S FIRST TOY, IN A CIRCLE OF FIRE AS WE MADE AN ACCIDENTAL PACT WITH THE DEVIL. AND HE SAID HE WOULD KILL MY DAUGHTER IF I DIDN’T DO AS HE SAYS. I’M SORRY BUT I WAS DOING WHAT A GOOD PARENT WOULD DO!” The Judge disregards the evidence as it is not relevant to JuanaFlippa’s murder. The murder of Chayanne (and Charlie’s homicidal tendencies) would be left for a different trial.

Fit in representation of the Prosecution brings four netherite ingots to the court as a bribe. It is revealed that the ‘netherite’ was forged.

FINAL VERDICT of today’s trial, in case of JuanaFlippa’s death, that she would be given another life. Both Mariana and Charlie would be sentenced to the QSMP Federal Prison for ~10 minutes. Request for divorce has been denied and parents of the Flippa family must work together in couples therapy.

POST TRIAL HIGHLIGHTS:

Mariana and Charlie are thrown in cages as people throw tomatoes at them. They sing together and do a duet of Careless Whisper on the harmonica/kazoo. Cute!

They escape underground just in time to see Flippa get resurrected. The family are reunited. Aww :,]!

Both Mariana and Charlie (WITHOUT KILLING her this time) tuck JuanaFlippa to bed and promise to work together on their relationship from now on. Yipee ^_^!

Both streams finish with Mariana and Charlie having minecraft sex. The end!

[noneknxws]

“ARGENTINA IS MY FAVORITE STATE- PLACE, MY FAVORITE PLACE” “did you just call Argentina a state?” “KEEP PLAYING.”

the Argentina arc 😍

jaidens vtuber model /pos

“WHEN LOVE GETS MESSI. THE KEY WORD THERE IS MESSI BECAUSE I LOVE MESSI. I LOVE HOW HE KICKS THE BALLLL” good job Charlie

“AND I WANNA GET MESSI. I WANNA GET MESSI WITH YOU IN ARGENTINA” I feel so rizzed up 👏👏👏

Wilbur rlly said leave my problems behind me 💀

NOT THE PUTA HAHAHA “ITS NOT A BAD WORD I PROMISE 😰😰😰”

“there was no permit for this, dude”

“I am so hard-“ “we’re hard too man!”

this looks so wrong oh Jesus oh god jaiden look away for the sake of the sinners in chat

“Yo, cheeseburger? Cheeseburger Hot Dog? Bald eagle? Joe Biden? Joe Biden, Obama?” so true jaiden 🙏🙏 speak your truths queen

“nomegustanomegustanomegusta”

“Charlie! Charlie do a backflip for you for your mental health! Mental health backflip!” *backflip* “WOOOOO NO MAMESSSS”

“EL BACKFLIPO MORSE” *morse code noises while backflipping*

“awww :) pants”

oh what up foolish BAD WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM

[theregardedminecrafter]

I’ve been thinking lately, because Gegg’s plans to burn down the government to start a new gave me a sense of deja vu? And it didn’t really hit me until it started to hit me until I was doing my nostalgic look back on Juanaflippa and the El Backflipo family.

And boy did it hit me.

It echoes the plan behind q!Charlie’s failed egg rampage.

For some context, because I know there are for sure people who have not seen his vod (Slimecicle Avenges His Minecraft Child (QSMP)), either because you are new to the qsmp, don’t main his POV, or both, upon finding out El Mariana broke their child’s bed(through a baby monitor he had planted on the other when they had el sexo do not ask) Charlie had logged on and he talked about his plan to bring Juanaflippa back to life.

Charlie’s plan was to kill as many eggs as needed to force a reset of the entire egg event. A clean slate. He firmly acknowledges the existence of a higher power in the proof of both angel and devil and is well aware of what they can do.

However he doesn’t think his daughter’s loss and his grief would earn their attention because he was her father and primary caregiver. That accidents happen and this was an isolated issue because his parenting failed.

Of course his plan relied on those in power wanting the egg event to continue, but in his grief and desperation, he wholeheartedly believed it would have worked.

Gegg’s plan doesn’t rely on those above, but instead those around. It is both similar yet opposite of Charlie’s. Charlie’s was a call to action to those higher beings while Gegg’s is to those around him.

It is like a mirror reflecting a change in the times and an evolution.

[apollos-boyfriend]

What kinda ultimates do you think the members of QSMP would have?

to absolutely No One’s surprise i have, in fact, thought about this extensively. so here are all the ones i’ve decided on

jaiden is, obviously, the ultimate animator. not only is it true to her, it Also matches up with sdr2’s backstory as to how despair spread (as stupid as i think that explanation was). if they’re in a simulation, it would make sense for a danganronpa au that they were put there for the same reason that the 77th class was to return them to their pre-remnant states. (additionally, i think the explanation for the new arrivals would be that the brazilians, french, etc weren’t captured with the original cast and found later, hence why they weren’t added in at the beginning)

roier calls himself the ultimate spider-man. no one knows his actual talent because he’s ADAMANT on that being it, but they’re pretty sure it’s something akin to ultimate traceur (parkourist) or ultimate stuntman/stunt double.

arin is the ultimate AI, kind of in the same sense of alter ego. except instead of inhabiting a computer, he’s taken residence in luzu

charlie is the ultimate gymnast OR ultimate acrobat. i’m leaning towards acrobat as to not have Too many titles match those of the actual games. inspired by him being el backflipo :]

i think it’d be funny if mariana was the ultimate superhero based on his skin alone. what does that title even mean? fuck if i know! but it’s funny

foolish is, ofc, the ultimate builder.

similarly obvious is phil being the ultimate survivalist

and wilbur being the ultimate musician

bad is currently the ultimate caretaker! i say currently because considering his backstory partially consists of killing thousands with cellbit in the hunger games, i think he originally had a much darker title. not ultimate assassin like maki necessarily, but something akin to it. unlike maki, his new title isn’t any sort of cover-up, and just genuinely what he’s turned to nowadays

i’m not too sure on fit yet, but i definitely want to make him something sports/body-building related because of his gym. maybe ultimate bodybuilder or coach? he’s in that field Somewhere

someone joked about ultimate yandere for forever and ADMITTEDLY i did toy with the idea. as funny as it is, i think he’d more accurately be the ultimate terraformer/landscaper, considering his past clearing of a mountain and current clearing of an entire desert. maybe ultimate yandere could be a secret title, like junko’s ultimate analyst or the ultimate hope title?

pac and mike definitely have matching ultimates in the science field somewhere, considering they’re currently building their laboratory/factory! i’m not sure what exactly yet tho, just that they’re somewhere around there

and lastly, cellbit is the ultimate cryptanalyst/code breaker! he’s individually devoted himself to any and all mysteries, but his biggest strength is by far code-breaking.

that’s all i got so far! i don’t know enough about the other members/don’t have enough to go off of to give them titles sadly :( additionally, rubius doesn’t get his own ultimate because he’s one of the “helpers” (like monokuma, monomi, the cubs, etc)

bonus: the eggs get their own ultimates too :] going off the lil ultimate system being strictly named after classes

tallulah is the lil ultimate music (based on her flute)

bobby is the lil ultimate art (based on his room being full of his + his family’s paintings)

dapper is the lil ultimate woodshop (based on his interest in create!)

richarlyson is the lil ultimate p.e. (based on him wearing a futebol jersey)

[dontcryminecraft]

Here's the transcript for Jaiden's Speech from the Trial of Juanaflippa:

Your honor? Permission to speak on behalf of Quackity's second lawyer?

Your honor, members of the jury. My name is Jaiden and I will be representing the prosecution of El BackFlipo. This case isn't just about winning custody. It isn't about divorce. Or even bringing back the life of a child. This is about justice. Justice that was taken away from an innocent egg, Juanaflippa. El Backflipo's child was born into a broken home, but that doesn't mean she's any less deserving of life. We're here today, standing today before you, Your Honor, to right the wrong that happened to a defenseless egg that simply wanted love.

My client, El Backflipo, is a good parent. He cared and provided for Juanaflippa. He was always there for her and at the end of the day, showed up. All things the defendant did not do. He knows the family wasn't in the best of situations, but he still did everything in his power to give Juanaflippa what he could.

In this case, we will be revealing how the defendant, Mariana, was not present as a parent, not a good partner, was a bad influence, consistently showed zero care for anything he was subjected to her, and now was the ultimate cause of her untimely death. The facts, in this case, are straightforward, and we are able to supply evidence and witnesses to stand to prove this point.

I believe the defense, in a rage of not being able to escape El BackFlipo's custody papers, plotted to gain just enough of El BackFlipo's trust to be left alone with JuanaFlippa where he could then take her life. All El BackFlipo wanted was to give JuanaFlippa the best childhood he could. He wants to right the wrong that was made at the hands of Mariana. For all of those reasons, and after you've heard of all the scene evidence, at the end of this trial, we ask you to return a verdict in favor of El BackFlipo, that you find the defendant guilty of murder and his soul sacrificed in return for the resurrection of Juanaflippa.

Thank you.

[anne-the-insomniac]

Slimecicle just gave me a heart attack with his new video on Slmccl.

God. Ahh... I was so worried.

It was just FNAF.

(Why is he sideways.) (How do I flip him.) (Charlie Slimecicle the Unflippable yet is very Backflipo)