salmonberryminecraft

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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my hand twitched and... yeah furious Ranboo

Maybe this has something to do with alliumduo phase I'm in rn 🤔

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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some guys

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technophilosophy

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Texts that would be a hit in the pogtopia groupchat

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Hello folks I think it's time for a drawing of Ranboo in a 1950's poodle-skirt, coming direct to you from my class notes, and this hot-off-the-press chapter of the 50's AU fic.

[ID: A pencil-sketch of Ranboo's half-Enderman Dream SMP character wearing a white blouse with puff shoulders and a Peter Pan collar, a black poodle-skirt, falling-down bobby socks, and Mary Jane shoes. Ranboo's eyes (one red, one green) are outlined in gel-pen, and there are red and green sparkles around their head. They're grinning slightly, and admiring the skirt.]

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you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

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Minecraft sea turtles, when bred, will always try to travel back to the beach where they themselves spawned in to lay their eggs. You can place turtle eggs in a chosen location and when they hatch they will consider that their home point to return to. With this, you could theoretically do messenger turtles with your friends by having turtles hatch at each of your home bases and then swapping turtles. If they want to get a message to you, they can breed your turtle and it will return to your base. The only thing is that you can’t actually attach anything to a turtle so the only thing you can actually message your friends would be turtle eggs on their lawn. Unless you changed the name of the turtle to reflect your message so a “CHECK YOUR DMS” could appear on your front yard which would be medieval considering there’s a chat feature in the game already. Plus the whole process would be so stupid in general and you would have to keep swapping turtles. I think people should do this however

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To the small child at MAGFest that saw me dressed as Ranboo and immediately screamed and tackle-hugged me: how does it feel to be the coolest person at the convention

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imagine hatching out of your egg fully dressed. yes this is my bespoke jacket with a collar and buttons. my bespoke loafers. i was born with them.

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commission by the AMAZING @cyani07, for the latest chapter of a hundred red flags too late, my dear!!

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Constantly obsessed with the concept of a man forced to be a myth. What do you do when every step you take is embedded into the text. Every word you say prose to read. You're part of something bigger than yourself. The narrative tugs you along like water currents. There is no time to rest, to be human. You must be great, you must be legend

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Time for a new fic! I read @noodledoesntknow The Outsiders in one car-ride until my voice gave out and then we immediately started writing a 1950's AU, so, please enjoy!

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「 phantom blue ginkgo 」

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Fishy Fishy

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"he would not fucking say that" i say with disgust, but im not talking about characterization im talking about his, like, vocabulary