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Who: Jordan Alexander as Julien Calloway What: Dion Lee Corset T-Shirt in Ivory White - $159.00. And HERE for $390.00 Where: 2x08 “Y Lu’s Mamá También”
Worn with: Ahluwalia pants
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Camp Cucamonga - NBC - September 23, 1990
Comedy
Running Time: 93 minutes
Stars:
John Ratzenberger as Marvin Schector
Brian Robbins as Roger Burke
Jennifer Aniston as Ava Schector
Chad Allen as Frankie Calloway
Candace Cameron as Amber Lewis
Danica McKellar as Lindsey Scott
Josh Saviano as Max Plotkin
Tasha Scott as Jennifer
Jaleel White as Dennis Brooks
Dorothy Lyman as Millie Schector
Richard Herd as Thornton Bradley
G. Gordon Liddy as Howard Sloan
Sherman Hemsley as Herbert Himmel
Lauren Tewes as Mrs Scott
Breckin Meyer as Cody
John Snee as Troy
Patrick Thomas O'Brien as Virgil
Kari Whitman as Patty
Melanie Shatner as Wendy
Dion Zamora as Chuck
Rachel Verduzco as Tita
Kate Finlayson as Wrangler
Misty McCoy as Courtney Parker
Risa Schiffman as Louise Bradley
This film is notable for including an early starring role for Jennifer Aniston before she became well known.
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Zephyr- 1 , 2, 3,4
Ezekiel- 1
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Jed- 1
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If you want you can support me on my ko-if
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I’m very bored so I made my own questions (feel free to answer:))
Favorite song rn? Pesimista by joaquina and probably so long london by taylor
Favorite book? Magnolia parks into the dark
Favorite movie? Wild child
Favorite book couple? I have a lot of favs buuuut my top 3 :) Magnolia and beej (Magnolia parks by jessa haistings), Lily & Lo (Addicted series by Krista & Becca Ritchie), Daisy and Ryke (Calloway sisters series by Krista and Becca Ritchie)
Your top three artists? Justin bieber taylor swift celine dion maybe
Top three marvel characters? captain America, ironman Black Widow
Last thing you drank? Coffee
Favorite crystals? Dimonds
Last thing you texted? Yesterday i made cookies
Favorite food? Salmon toast
Favorite drink? Chai
Last listened to song? So american by olivia rodrigo
Last thing you ordered on amazon? A holder for mu kindle
Last book you read/are currently reading? Lovers like us by krista and becca ritchie it’s my current reading and damaged like us is the last book i finished
You’re biggest fears? People i love die
#1 place you want to travel to? London
Height? 5″4
Hair color? Dark brown
Eye color? Brown
Most used app? Tiktok
Are you close to your family? Yep
What makes you happiest? Reading justin bieber music writting my dog rain
Favorite store? Sephora or urbanoutfitters maybe lego or barnes definitely barnes and liberty in london
Screen time? Idk but a lot
Top 5 fictional characters (movies, books, shows)? Bj ballentine and magnolia parks from mpu, Loren hale from addicted series , elphaba from wicked, wendy from peter pan
A song that brings back memories? Fall by justin bieber
Favorite summer? 2016
Favorite playlist you made? Cari
Something that you’re passionate about? Music and songwritting
Favorite app? Kindle
Something you wish people knew about you? mmm idk this one
Do you like to be alone? Yep i loveeeeeee
Zodiac sign? Piscies
If you could have a superpower what would it be? Teleport or invisible or heal
Any piercings? Just 1 in my ear nothing to wild
Do you have pets? 1 dog
Relationship status? I don’t want to answer this one:)
Text or call? Texttttt
Favorite Spiderman (Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland)? Tom Holland
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DION DEMPSEY. greaser; twenty-five. jordan calloway. TAKEN.
and, as dwayne once said:
“You missed, sucker!”
BEFORE THE PARTY;
In a town like Rosewood where people’s dirty laundry was passed around like the morning newspaper, Dion Dempsey was one of the few who managed to keep his business out of people’s mouths. Occasionally it came down to brute force and intimidation, but for the most part it was simply because he did what others seemed incapable of and kept to himself. Marlo and Polo talked enough for all of them anyway.
There were only two things most people know about Dion: his motorbike was his baby, and he worked as a bouncer at Coyote Ugly, which conveniently meant he could simultaneously work as a dealer as well, though both jobs barely scraped up enough cash to cover the rent in the tiny apartment he had been left in after his father’s arrest a few years prior. Surviving was hard enough, then SoWood’s impact drove the cost of living in the area through the roof. From the moment the project broke ground he'd never stood a chance.
Evicted and essentially orphaned, Dion felt forgotten by the world, by the gang that was supposed to be his family. If Ace hadn’t stepped up and offered up his own home, Dion didn’t know what he’d have done to survive the winter.
Accepting help was probably the most difficult thing for him to come to terms with. Ace wasn’t the kind of guy that dished out charity though, he took his obligations as a member of the gang seriously, and in turn Dion owed him his allegiance. It was that simple. Even if he’d ended up crammed into a shoebox of a house with three other guys and a storm in a teacup, the roof over his head was more than anyone else had offered him. That they’d been friends before didn’t matter, not when so many of the people they’d all called friends had already left them to choke on their dust. They ran on loyalty alone. Show it, and get it in return.
It didn’t take long for word about the destruction of the South Side to find its way back to his father, or someone who knew something about the man— he assumed, because he sure as hell wasn’t going to willingly walk into a prison to ask the man himself. The note slipped into his pocket while he was distracted and dealing with rowdy frat boys trying to climb the bar at Coyote Ugly gave no instructions, just a name: Bunny Chadwell.
Rumors were rampant in Rosewood, and despite his general disconnect from society, being a bouncer at the bar meant his presence went unnoticed on the outskirts most of the time. More than once he’d heard a few entertaining local legends, stuff like some nerd losing his virginity to an apple pie, those weird PA kids trying to take each other out to get a part in a musical, and the one that mattered most to him now: that Bunny Chadwell had never been a Chadwell at all.
It made sense if he thought about it, but what in the hell was his dad doing knocking up a Chadwell’s wife? And why hadn’t he cashed in on it sooner? Dion had been living in near poverty his entire life, while he presumably had a sister at the very top of the food chain with the (now former) Governor of Illinois for a father who would have paid anything to keep a secret like that quiet?
Now, he had to decide what to do with the information. He’d never crawl to a richie for a handout, but family was family, right? Or, if Ace’s influence had anything to do with it, he could blackmail them until he was swimming in enough cash to set himself up for life.
DURING THE PARTY;
When Ace had finally given the go ahead for them to hand out the ass kicking Sodapop had earned himself, Dion couldn't have been happier to oblige. Sure, he was following orders because he basically owed Ace his life, but he agreed with the punishment as well. Too many greasers had gone soft, had sold out and turned tail as soon as they'd had the chance. Only Two-Bit still held some clout in his opinion, despite him snitching on his old man. At least the guy wasn't afraid of a fight, and was proud of where he'd come from.
Like the rest of the boys he'd taken his turns making sure Scott remembered what he'd signed up for when he'd come running to the gang with his chest puffed out and all those rebellious ideals fluttering around in his head. If it had been one on one the middle Cruz would have stood a chance, the guy could fight better than most of them, which was exactly why the four of them were on him. By the time they were done he was a mess, yet Ace still had to put the cherry on top. It all seemed too flamboyant to Dion, but that was Ace's way so as long as it stayed directed at anyone that wasn't him, he had nothing to say about it.
If he'd had his way they would have at least dropped Scott closer to the hospital - they were only sending a message, not trying to have him freeze to death in a snowdrift - but none of them had a car and the snow had been too treacherous for their bikes, so they didn't have much of a choice but to leave him to find his own way home.
Dion had more important things to worry about anyway, like how he was going to manage to ditch the rest of the guys and find his maybe-sister. If Ace knew what he was up to he'd be labelled a traitor like the rest of them, no questions asked, even if he wasn't looking for a way out, just some answers. If he could help it, he was trying to avoid being laid up in the emergency room next to Scott.
Being of the social status Bunny was, it was near impossible for him to get close to her on a normal day, so a public event felt like the best chance to at least try to get an idea of how she'd respond to his claim. If she was as much of a dragon as people said she was, he wasn't above blackmail, but he wasn't as short-fused as Ace. Violence and intimidation was an answer, but not always the answer. Especially when it came to people who could have his ass thrown into jail to rot with a snap of their fingers. Hopefully things wouldn't go that far though. Hopefully he'd get his foot in the door and somehow find a way to use their shared blood for the good of the gang.
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I am a firm believer in a movie tie-in song. It seems like an all but dead thing. Even Ryan Reynolds missed them hence he and DEADPOOL 2 producers bringing in Celine Dion to do the tie-in song/video "Ashes".
Prior to that I can only think of the rarities like Hozier's sweeping "Better Love" from THE LEGEND OF TARZAN and going back a bit further Rihanna's Sia co-penned "Sledgehammer" for STAR TREK BEYOND and Take That's "Get Ready For It". Well it is fka Twigs' turn with her James Bond-ian tie-in song for December's THE KING'S MAN, "Measure of a Man" featuring Central Cee.
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-Also in December is SING 2 featuring KINGSMAN vet Taron Egerton and other returnees such as Scarlett Johannson, Tori Kelly, Nick Kroll, Reese Witherspoon and Matthew McConaughey.
The sequel is in line with the original but is more ambitious storywise.
SING 2 -NO SPOILERS
Buster Moon (McConaughey) has made almost all of his dreams come true: his theatre is up and running and garnering sold out crowds, but he is still shooting for the big time.
When Suki (Chelsea Peretti), the talent scout for businessman/hotelier Jimmy Crystal (Bobby Cannavale) tells Moon he and his troupe of performers are too small potatoes to qualify for an audition with Mr. Crystal,
Moon and troupe descends on his hotel in hopes for an audition anyway.
Failings to impress Crystal with their talents, Moon snares him with the promise of getting reclusive former singer Clay Calloway (Bono) to perform in his proposed show.
From there the race is on to find Clay and convince him to be in their play and oh, yeah, actually write said play.
If you enjoyed the first one you should enjoy this one although it does, at times, feels as if there are too many characters to fully service properly. As always, the strength is the music and Jennings has amassed some great songs for his cast to take on. Halsey as Crystal's entitled daughter Porsha smashes Alicia Keys' "Girl on Fire" and The Struts "Could Have Been Me",
Tori Kelly kills every song she sings, Scarlett Johannson gives a beautiful rendition of U2's "Stuck in a Moment" (hearing all these U2 songs covered had me wanting their own musical set to their songs ala "Across the Universe") . Sadly, Taron Egerton only sings a truncated version of Shawn Mendes' "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" (though I have heard a snippet of he and Tori Kelly covering it)
Shawn listening to Taron performing his song better than he did.
but at least it is longer in the film than in the trailer.
Newbies Eric Andre (as the vain Darius), Leticia Wright (as street dancer Nooshy) and Pharrell Williams (as the sweet Alfonso) are welcomed, albeit underutilized, addtions.
-After the screening was a brief Q&A with writer/director Garth Jennings
He talked about:
-How the idea for the sequel came one year before finishing the first film.
-That while he thinks Seth McFarlane is a fantastic singer he wanted McFarlane character, the smarmy Mike to "go away". But he says if there is another "Sing" film he would like to maybe see the character again.
-Is a huge Prince fan (he still has a towel that Prince threw into the audience at a concert) so was thrilled to be able to use "Let's Go Crazy".
-Pitched the role of Clay to Bono who granted use of several U2 songs. When they were wrapping up the call Bono mentioned he had a song idea for the film. Chalking it up to one of those things people say but won't follow through on ("Like saying "Let's meet up for dinner.' The person isn't lying it's just that life gets in the way.") He was surprised when, after his first time laying down his lines, Bono pulled out his phone so Jennings could listen to the song he wrote "Your Song Saved My Life". Jennings was worry that he wouldn't like it and was thinking on how to school his face in case that happened but he loved the song.
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-Bono offered to audition for the role because he wanted to be sure it was something he could do.
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National Examiner, April 6
Cover: The John Wayne Only His Women Knew
Page 2: Secrets behind Coal Miner’s Daughter
Page 4: Celine Dion and the power of style
Page 6: A snafu over a food delivery for two turned into the best date night ever for the parents of eight kids when the restaurant owner arrived at their door with enough chow to feed the entire clan
Page 7: 20 ways you can brighten your day
Page 8: As the coronavirus continues to spread globally people are bracing for an emergency quarantine or just taking measures for staying safe at home
Page 10: On Josh Railey’s birthday he gave a gift to someone else -- he leaped into the burning car of a distraught woman and saved her baby girl
Page 11: Your Health -- Forgetfulness can be cured
Page 13: Keep kids on a routine during quarantine
Page 14: Dear Tony -- A take-charge attitude is needed for good health
Page 15: Our dogs yawn when we do
Page 17: Simple ways to disinfect your home
Page 18: Most put tax refunds toward debt and savings
Page 19: Xherdan the hairless wrinkly Sphynx cat is setting the internet ablaze
Page 20: Cover Story -- John Wayne’s wild love life -- the women speak -- his fiery marriages and steamy affairs and the star he loved for decades
Page 22: A mighty mutt named Max almost went to a watery grave but an astonished tugboat crew that found him drifting in the dark on a tiny iceberg in Michigan got to him just in time
Page 24: An Arkansas kindergartner knew just how he would handle Dress as Your Favorite Person Day -- he came to school like his favorite school security guard
Page 25: It was a long time coming but more than half a century after Avery Hall left high school to serve in the Korean War he has gotten his high school diploma at age 84
Page 26: The Good Doctor -- beat Spring allergies naturally
Page 43: Senior drug addiction soaring -- spot the signs of dependence on painkillers and other meds
Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Birthday Candles playwright Noah Haidle and Debra Messing, Kelsey Grammer in London, Joan Lunden turns 70 in September and no one is more shocked than her, Ja’net Dubois died last month at age 74 and her death certificate revealed her father as jazz icon Cab Calloway instead of Gordon Dubois, Reba McEntire is mourning her mom Jacqueline who died at age 93, Kaley Cuoco and husband Karl Cook finally moved in together two years after they tied the knot
Page 45: Kenny G performing in West Palm Beach, Jeremy Irons with his wife Sinead Cusack, Gerard Butler was involved in the Olympic torch relay in Greece, Aaron Paul was excited to join season three of Westworld because he’s a fan of the show
Page 47: Auction offers a peek inside Doris Day’s private world
#tabloid#tabloid toc#grain of salt#john wayne#marlene dietrich#maureen o'hara#josephine saenz#esperanza baur#pilar pallete#coronavirus#coal miner's daughter
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Welcome to Monday, friends. You’ll be pleased to know that Jolly is back … (he’s still under the weather and not quite himself, but don’t tell him I said so) and determined to show up today to help start your week out on the right foot.
So, grab a treat and a cuppa something and let’s go in search of the fun and funny, shall we?
A fool and his money …
So you think you cannot afford a nice vacation this year? Think again! For as little as $19.99, you can have a marvelous vacation at Disney World, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, or even Hawaii! Or, at least, you can make your friends think you did.
The company is called Fake A Vacation and, according to their website …
Can’t make a vacation or vacations are expensive. How about “Fake Vacation”. Now you can fake a vacation and don’t have to be an expert. No messing around with pictures, photo-editing, learning or worrying about perfection, leave that on us. The professionals in the industry for it.
Get your vacation pictures delivered in your inbox and get ready to brag to your friends on where you went. We take care of everything from providing pictures to educating you about the destination. Excited!!
Do you know more than 33% of men say they faked a vacation and the number of millennial doing it is 56%. Vacations are expensive and almost always over budget. So next time when you can’t make a vacation, fake a vacation.
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They advertise on such notable venues as Fox ‘News’, Daily Mail, New York Post, and Mashable, so they must be a straight-up business, right? Sheesh … have people really got nothing better to do with their money? Remember that expression … “A fool and his money are soon parted”? Seems there are companies like this one looking to assist in that parting.
When in Idaho …
Back in 2012, the Idaho Potato Commission commissioned a giant potato sculpture to mark its 75th anniversary. For the past seven years, the potato has toured the nation promoting … potatoes. Well, the day came that the commission decided they needed a new potato, but what to do with the old one? I mean, one doesn’t just throw away a perfectly good potato, right?And so was born the Big Idaho Potato Hotel. Now, I think that calling it a ‘hotel’ is a bit of a stretch, for it only accommodates one person or couple at a time, but so be it. The structure is 28 feet long, 12 feet wide and 11-1/2 feet tall, weighs six tons, and the bathroom is in a nearby detached silo.
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The Big Idaho Potato Hotel has now been outfitted with insulation, a wood floor, electricity, running water, heating and air conditioning. The room is furnished with a queen-sized bed, two chairs and an antler chandelier. The hotel is listed on Airbnb for $200 per night and reservations begin in late May.
Here’s one you don’t hear every day …
A man named Dion Calloway is an experienced skydiver and last weekend he and some friends went for a dive out in Sonoma County, California. As he was falling, a gust of wind caught him in just the wrong way and … his leg flew off! Did I mention that Dion wears a prosthetic leg?
When he landed, he and his friends went in search of the $15,000 appendage, but with no luck. On Monday morning, employees at the Cloverdale Lumber Yard arrived to work and were scratching their heads, puzzled by the sight of a prosthetic leg in the yard. They called the Sheriff’s department who did some investigating and found that Mr. Calloway had reported his leg missing to airport staff the previous day. Happily, the man and his leg were soon reunited.
But the ultimate irony is that Dion lost his natural leg a few years ago in a skydiving accident! Personally, by now I would have decided to keep my feet … er, foot … on the ground, but Dion says he will fashion a tether to ensure it doesn’t happen again, and will soon be right back up in the air! My hat is off to him!
And what would Jolly Monday be without a cute animal video. Jolly picked this one out himself.
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And now it’s time for you to go work or something, and leave me to my chores, for it is Monday and as you can see, the house is in sore need of some attention today. Please share your smiles with others today, for they are even more valuable when shared. Keep safe and have a wonderful week! Love ‘n hugs from Filosofa and Jolly!
Jolly is Back … Sort of … Welcome to Monday, friends. You'll be pleased to know that Jolly is back ... (he's still under the weather and not quite himself, but don't tell him I said so)
#Big Idaho Potato Hotel#cute animal video#Dion Calloway#Fake A Vacation#photo-editing#prosthetic leg#skydiving
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2018 Fantasy Football Cheat Sheet
QB
7 Aaron Rodgers (GB)
11 Tom Brady (NE)
10 Deshaun Watson (HOU)
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6 Drew Brees (NO)
7 Russell Wilson (SEA)
8 Philip Rivers (LAC)
7 Ben Roethlisberger (PIT)
4 Cam Newton (CAR)
8 Matt Ryan (ATL)
6 Matthew Stafford (DET)
9 Andrew Luck (IND-INJ)
12 Jared Goff (LAR)
12 Patrick Mahomes (KC)
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9 Carson Wentz (PHI-INJ)
10 Kirk Cousins (MIN)
8 Marcus Mariota (TEN)
9 Eli Manning (NYG)
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7 Derek Carr (OAK)
5 Jameis Winston (TB-SUS 3)
11 Jimmy Garoppolo (SF)
11 Ryan Tannehill (MIA)
9 Andy Dalton (CIN)
5 Mitch Trubisky (CHI)
8 Dak Prescott (DAL)
10 Case Keenum (DEN)
4 Alex Smith (WAS)
9 Blake Bortles (JAX)
10 Joe Flacco (BAL)
11 Tyrod Taylor (CLE)
11 Sam Darnold (NYJ)
11 Josh Allen (BUF)
9 Josh Rosen (ARZ)
9 Sam Bradford (ARZ)
10 Lamar Jackson (BAL)
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RB
12 Todd Gurley (LAR)
8 Ezekiel Elliott (DAL)
7 Le’Veon Bell (PIT-HOLDOUT?)
9 David Johnson (ARZ)
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12 Kareem Hunt (KC)
9 Saquon Barkley (NYG)
9 Leonard Fournette (JAX)
6 Alvin Kamara (NO)
8 Melvin Gordon (LAC)
10 Dalvin Cook (MIN)
5 Jordan Howard (CHI)
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4 Christian McCaffrey (CAR)
8 Devonta Freeman (ATL-INJ)
9 Jay Ajayi (PHI-INJ)
10 Alex Collins (BAL)
11 LeSean McCoy (BUF-SUS?)
11 Kenyan Drake (MIA)
10 Lamar Miller (HOU)
8 Derrick Henry (TEN)
6 Mark Ingram (NO-SUS 4)
9 Joe Mixon (CIN)
11 Jerick McKinnon (SF-INJ 1)
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11 Carlos Hyde (CLE)
7 Jamaal Williams (GB)
5 Peyton Barber (TB)
11 Isaiah Crowell (NYJ)
9 Marlon Mack (IND-INJ)
4 Chris Thompson (WAS)
7 Chris Carson (SEA)
8 Dion Lewis (TEN)
7 Marshawn Lynch (OAK)
6 Kerryon Johnson (DET)
4 C.J. Anderson (CAR)
7 Rashaad Penny (SEA-INJ 2?)
4 Samaje Perrine (WAS-INJ)
10 Devontae Booker (DEN)
5 Tarik Cohen (CHI)
4 Adrian Peterson (WAS)
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7 Doug Martin (OAK)
8 Tevin Coleman (ATL)
10 Royce Freeman (DEN)
6 LeGarrette Blount (DET)
11 Duke Johnson (CLE)
5 Ronald Jones II (TB)
9 Nyheim Hines (IND)
11 Nick Chubb (CLE)
9 Giovani Bernard (CIN)
11 Sony Michel (NE-INJ)
6 Theo Riddick (DET)
7 Ty Montgomery (GB)
11 Frank Gore (MIA)
7 C.J. Prosise (SEA)
11 Chris Ivory (BUF)
9 Darren Sproles (PHI)
11 Matt Breida (SF-INJ)
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WR
7 Antonio Brown (PIT)
10 DeAndre Hopkins (HOU)
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8 Julio Jones (ATL)
9 Odell Beckham, Jr. (NYG)
8 Keenan Allen (LAC)
9 T.Y. Hilton (IND)
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7 Davante Adams (GB)
12 Tyreek Hill (KC)
6 Michael Thomas (NO)
9 A.J. Green (CIN)
5 Mike Evans (TB)
12 Brandin Cooks (LAR)
7 JuJu Smith-Schuster (PIT)
10 Stefon Diggs (MIN)
11 Jarvis Landry (CLE)
7 Amari Cooper (OAK)
12 Sammy Watkins (KC)
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7 Doug Baldwin (SEA-INJ)
11 Marquise Goodwin (SF)
10 Michael Crabtree (BAL)
10 Adam Thielen (MIN)
9 Larry Fitzgerald (ARZ)
5 Allen Robinson (CHI)
6 Marvin Jones (DET)
10 Demaryius Thomas (DEN)
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10 Will Fuller (HOU)
12 Cooper Kupp (LAR)
8 Corey Davis (TEN)
9 Nelson Agholor (PHI)
11 Kelvin Benjamin (BUF)
4 Jamison Crowder (WAS)
6 Golden Tate (DET)
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8 Allen Hurns (DAL)
8 Mike Williams (LAC)
4 Devin Funchess (CAR)
9 Sterling Shepard (NYG)
6 Cameron Meredith (NO)
11 Josh Gordon (CLE-HOLDOUT)
10 Emmanuel Sanders (DEN)
4 D.J. Moore (CAR)
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11 Pierre Garcon (SF)
11 Julian Edelman (NE-SUS 4)
11 Chris Hogan (NE)
9 Keelan Cole (JAX)
11 Robby Anderson (NYJ-SUS?)
11 Kenny Stills (MIA)
9 Alshon Jefferey (PHI-INJ 2)
7 Randall Cobb (GB)
11 Danny Amendola (MIA)
9 Dede Westbrook (JAX)
7 Jordy Nelson (OAK)
4 Josh Doctson (WAS-INJ)
5 Chris Godwin (TB)
11 DeVonte Parker (MIA-INJ)
9 Christian Kirk (ARZ)
8 Taywan Taylor (TEN)
8 Rishard Matthews (TEN)
8 Calvin Ridley (ATL)
10 John Brown (BAL)
9 Mike Wallace (PHI)
9 Ryan Grant (IND)
6 Kenny Golladay (DET)
11 Quincy Enunwa (NYJ-INJ)
4 Paul Richardson (WAS)
9 John Ross (CIN)
11 Jermaine Kearse (NYJ-INJ 1)
7 Brandon Marshall (SEA)
8 Michael Gallup (DAL)
12 Robert Woods (LAR)
9 Chad Williams (ARZ)
7 Tyler Lockett (SEA)
11 Zay Jones (BUF-INJ)
8 Terrance Williams (DAL-SUS?)
8 Tyrell Williams (LAC)
7 Martavis Bryant (OAK-SUS?)
5 Desean Jackson (TB)
7 Geronimo Allison (GB)
11 Terrelle Pryor (NYJ-INJ)
8 Mohamed Sanu (ATL)
11 Antonio Calloway (CLE)
9 J.J. Nelson (ARZ)
10 Courtland Sutton (DEN)
11 Dante Pettis (SF)
5 Anthony Miller (CHI)
11 Corey Coleman (BUF)
10 Willie Snead (BAL)
8 Cole Beasley (DAL)
9 Brice Butler (ARZ)
5 Adam Humphries (TB)
6 Michael Floyd (NO)
11 Phillip Dorsett (NE)
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TE
11 Rob Gronkowski (NE)
9 Zach Ertz (PHI)
12 Travis Kelce (KC)
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7 Jimmy Graham (GB)
4 Greg Olsen (CAR)
9 Evan Engram (NYG-INJ)
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10 Kyle Rudolph (MIN)
8 Delanie Walker (TEN)
4 Jordan Reed (WAS)
11 David Njoku (CLE)
5 O.J. Howard (TB)
5 Cameron Brate (TB)
9 Austin Seferian-Jenkins (JAX)
5 Trey Burton (CHI)
11 Charles Clay (BUF)
10 Jake Butt (DEN)
7 Jared Cook (OAK)
9 Eric Ebron (IND)
9 Ricky Seals-Jones (ARZ-SUS?)
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8 Virgil Green (LAC)
6 Benjamin Watson (NO)
9 Jack Doyle (IND)
8 Austin Hooper (ATL)
11 Mike Gesicki (MIA)
6 Luke Willson (DET)
7 Nick Vannett (SEA)
9 Tyler Eifert (CIN-INJ)
8 Jonnu Smith (TEN)
8 Blake Jarwin (DAL)
9 Dallas Goedert (PHI)
10 Jordan Aikens (HOU)
12 Tyler Higbee (LAR)
11 George Kittle (SF-INJ)
12 Gerald Everett (LAR-INJ)
4 Vernon Davis (WAS)
10 Ryan Griffin (HOU)
7 Ed Dickson (SEA)
11 Jordan Leggett (NYJ)
7 Jesse James (PIT)
10 Hayden Hurst (BAL-INJ 2)
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K
11 Stephen Gostkowski (NE)
12 Greg Zuerlein (LAR)
12 Harrison Butker (KC)
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10 Justin Tucker (BAL)
6 Wil Lutz (NO)
7 Chris Boswell (PIT)
4 Graham Gano (CAR)
11 Robbie Gould (SF)
9 Josh Lambo (JAX)
5 Cody Parkey (CHI)
8 Caleb Sturgis (LAC)
8 Ryan Succop (TEN)
4 Dustin Hopkins (WAS)
9 Phil Dawson (ARZ)
11 Steven Hauschka (BUF)
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6 Matt Prater (DET)
9 Jake Elliott (PHI)
9 Adam Vinitieri (IND)
10 Ka’imi Fairbairn (HOU)
10 Daniel Carlson (MIN)
5 Chandler Catanzaro (TB)
10 Brandon McManus (DEN)
8 Dan Bailey (DAL)
8 Matt Bryant (ATL)
7 Sebastian Janikowski (SEA)
9 Randy Bullock (CIN)
7 Mason Crosby (GB)
9 Aldrick Rosas (NYG)
11 Zane Gonzelez (CLE)
8 Matt Bosher (ATL)
11 Jason Sanders (MIA)
7 Eddy Pineiro (OAK-INJ)
11 Jason Myers (NYJ)
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9 Jacksonville
12 LA Rams
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9 Philadelphia
7 Seattle
10 Baltimore
6 Detroit
8 LA Chargers
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6 New Orleans
5 Chicago
4 Carolina
7 Pittsburgh
12 Kansas City
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4 Washington
10 Houston
9 Cincinnati
10 Denver
5 Tampa Bay
8 Dallas
7 Green Bay
11 Buffalo
11 New England
8 Tennessee
9 Arizona
11 Miami
8 Atlanta
10 Minnesota
9 NY Giants
11 San Francisco
9 Indianapolis
11 Cleveland
11 NY Jets
7 Oakland
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Okay under the cut is a list of my open muses and the connections that I can remember for them. Some names may be spelled wrong, I’m sorry, it’s late and my head hurts and ugh. Anyway..
If you’re listed here and don’t want to be, let me know. Alternatively if you’re not listed here and should be? Let me know. Still working on bio pages so I thought it would be easier to have something concrete that I can reference to. Anything that has a ? next to it means I’m not sure if you’re still playing the character cause they weren’t on your page or I’m not sure of the relationship so just let me know please and thank you. This hurt my wrist but it’s so worth it I think?
Adelaide Shepherd:
Oliver Queen (friendship/romantic) - @menxyouxneed
Rachel (friendship/possible romance) @heavenpetersuniverse
Adrianna Richards
Cami Fraser (friendship/romantic) - @suckersfxrpain
Charles Decker (friendship/romantic) @heavenpetersuniverse
Adrien Warren (friendship) @lellaindie
Hannah Baker (friendship) - @morphingintome
Archie Edwards (friendship/possible romance) - @suckersfxrpain
Dion Detroit - (romantic) @genuinesinners
Aiyla Sharif
Chris Schistad (friendship) - @askchrisschistad
William Colt - (romantic) @heavenxinxhiding
Vince Safi - (frenemies) @heavenxinxhiding
Alexander Montgomery
Annette Montgomery (familial)
Carmilla (familial) - @shespokeinwhispers
Cordelia and Maria (familial) - @shespokeinwhispers
Amabella Argent (romantic) @fleche
Ivy Mae - (friendship/possible romance) @hellboundhexthens
Andy Welsch
Donnie Welsch (familial)
Lucky DuPont (romantic - use that term LOOSELY HERE) - @heavydiirtysouls
Archie Tenenbaum (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Annette Montgomery
Alexander Montgomery (familial)
Jimmy Darling (romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Ross Griffin (romantic/friendship) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Seth Wosmer (frienship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Julien Blackwood (undetermined/friendship?) - @bannumblood
Ariel Hamilton
Jake Riley (frienship/possible romance) - @jakerileyapd
Adrien Warren (romantic) - @lellaindie
Armani De Luca (romantic/frienship) - @suckersfxrpain
Ruairidh (undetermined) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Sodapop Curtis (romantic/frienship) - @genuinesinners
Brigitte Ainsworth
Raphael Ainsworth (familial) - @heavydiirtysouls (NPC)
Max Cooperman (friendship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Clay (romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Fitzy Carlisle (friendship/crush) - @heavydiirtysouls
July Armstrong (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Miles Russell (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Caren Belle
Tomi and Charlie Jenkins (friendship/possible romance) - @heavydiirtysouls
Brandon James (friendship) - @dishominibusque
Caspian Drake
Gabriela Rickards (friendship) - @trxinedtogetalxng
Shea Bartlett (familial/undetermined) - @heavydiirtysouls
Cat Moon:
Brandon James (romantic) - @dishominibusque
Rhett Bishop (owner) - @heavydiirtysouls
Rory Monahan (friendship/romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Kit Walker (romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Darren Jackson
Peter Romancek (frienship/romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Letha and Roman Godfrey (friendship/frenemy)
Thalia Carella (romantic/friendship) - @hugoandthaliacarella
Nixon Rivers (romantic) - @genuinesinners
Allison Thirlwall (romantic) - @dxcoded
Destiny Blake
Luc Joseph (familial/friendship) - @prctticstboy
Reggie (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Chris Schistad (friends with benefits) - @askchrisschistad
Eva Mohn (friends with benefits) - @brckenrecord
Ashwin Sevani (undetermined) - @fairytalesandmythicalcreatures
Camilla Garcia (friendship?) - @dcntletmegetme
Nova Garcia (friendship, sorta) - @dcntletmegetme
Lulu Johnson (enemy)
Maxim Dürr (friendship/familial)- @heavydiirtysouls
Donnie Welsch
Lucky DuPont (friend with benefits sorta) - @heavydiirtysouls
Sonny O'Grady (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Mickey Slutsky (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Melody Lockwood (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Evie Dixon
Casey Irving (friendship) - @dishominibusque
Brandon James (friendship) - @dishominibusque
Rhett Bishop (friendship/romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Evan Buchanen (friendship)
Russell Hayes (friendship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Charlie Hillridge (undetermined/captor) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Felicity Moore
Noel Rosales (romantic/friendship) - @fakedfun
Aren Rosales (romantic/friendship) - @fakedfun
Tate Langdon (friendship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Franscisco Giovanni
none solid currently
Hanna Timmons
Xandrew Steward (frienship/romantic) - @dishominibusque
Andrew Wilson (romantic) - @emiliewrites
Robyn Christienson (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Harleen Whitmore
Peter Rumancek (frienship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Roman and Letha Godfrey (frenemy)
Isaac Lahey (friendship) - @fakedfun
Archie Edwards (friendship) - @suckersfxrpain
Brandon James (frenemy) - @dishominibusque
John Jack Daniels (friendship) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Dante (friendship/possible romance) - @hellboundhexthens
Helena Richards
Antonio De Petro (frienship?) - @suckersfxrpain
Jamie Cowell (romantic) - @heartxfmuses
Malik Zeher (partners in crime) - @malik-empire
Jack Ryder (romantic) - @dxcoded
Aya Safi (friendship) - @heavenxinxhiding
Vince Safi (former lovers) - @heavenxinxhiding
Marco Hammond (romantic) - @heavenxinxhiding
Grayson Rutherford (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Joey DuPont
Lucky DuPont (familial) - @heavydiirtysouls
Ophelia Langdon (frenemies)
Finn Smythe-Donnington (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Charles Decker (romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Katrina Jamison
Alan Mitchell (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Vic Muller (friendship/romantic) - @fakedfun
Cami Fraser (friendship) - @suckersfxrpain
Julian Blackwood (frienship/possible romance) - @bannumblood
Kyle Spencer (friendship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Ophelia Langdon
Andrew Wilson (undetermined) - @emiliewrites
Lucky DuPont (friendship/romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Rowen Quinn (friendship) - @suckersfxrpain
Loki
East Mass (friendship) - @fakedfun
Teddy Kelly - @heavydiirtysouls
Lulu Johnson:
Max Washington (friendship) - @captainofthecosmos
Luc Joseph (friendship/familial) - @prctticstboy
Maxim Durr (frienship/crush) - @heavydiirtysouls
Reggie (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Destiny Blake (frenemies)
Francisco (romantic) - @faciiile
Marcus Quinn
Lock Camden (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Junhong Choi (romantic) - @holypatronus
Luc Joseph (romantic) - @prctticstboy
Chanel Dawn (friends with benefits) - @dxcoded
Hana (friendship??) - @lykkexliten
Jordan Marshall (romantic) - @suckersfxrpain
Mercy Davenport
Delta Rae (friendship/wifey) - @dishominibusque
Adi Devereaux (friendship?) - @heavydiirtysouls
Nico Worthington
July Armstrong (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Fitzy Carlisle (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Amabella Argent (romantic) - @fleche
Freddie O’Rourke (friendship/possible romance?) - @heavydiirtysouls
Penny Fitzgerald
Gryphon Luna (friendship/romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Max Washington (friendship/possible romance?) - @captainofthecosmos
Kit Walker (frienship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Brahms (friendship) - @ppuppetry
Pio Giovanni
None right now
Quinn Danvers
Jem Demholt (friendship/possible romance who knows) - @fakedfun
Joey Wilson (romantic) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Tate Langdon (friendship/fwb?) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Mickey Milkovich (friendship/business partners) - @fakedfun
Romeo Jensen
Jessica Gorman (romantic) - @heartxfmuses
Raven Hartley (romantic/friendship) - @heavenxinxhiding
Sean Madison
Gwen Serens (romantic) - @suckersfxrpain
Isaac Bellamy (romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Peter Maximoff (friendship/possible romance?) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Emmanuel Salazar (friendship/romantic?) - @heavydiirtysouls
Tabatha Wilkins
Chris Esmund (friendship/romantic) - @insvnity
Julian Darcy (friendship/crush) - @heavydiirtysouls
Kyle Spencer (friendship/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Tobias? (romantic) - @fakedfun
Anthony Tankha ? (romantic) - @emiliewrites
Thomas Ford
Alex Briscoe (romantic) - @genuinesinners
Darrah Forrest (romantic) - @mischicfmade
Toni Calloway
James March (partnership/possible romance) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Leo Valentina (friendship/romantic) - @heartxfmuses
Enzo (friendship/hateship/maybe romance) - @fissarsi
Tomi and Charlie Jinks (romance/friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Alex (romance/frienship) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Vince Safi (romance/friendship) - @heavenxinxhiding
Tyson Rogers
Arden (romance) - @heavydiirtysouls
Casey Bullace (friendship/maybe romance?) - @antagonistics
Eva Kennedy (friendship/romance) - @suckersfxrpain
Charlie and Tomi Jinks (romance with Charlie/friendship with Tomi?) - @heavydiirtysouls
Angel Garcia (romantic) - @genuinesinners
Jesse Varon (romantic/friendship) - @heavenpetersuniverse
Peter Rumancek ? (friendship/romantic?) - @heavydiirtysouls
Ian ? (friendship) - @fakedfun
Victoria Watson
Gryphon Luna (friendship) - @heavydiirtysouls
Autumn Jenson (friendship) - @suckersfxrpain
Echo (friendship) - @dishominibusque
Xander Whitman
Marco Hammond (familial) - @heavenxinxhiding
Micah Marcotte (friendship/romantic) - @heavydiirtysouls
Mykael (friends with benefits) - @universalheaux
Clover Marano (friendship) - @compvlsivelunar
Zane Nicholson
Delta Rae (friendship) - @dishominibusque
Maxim Durr (frienship/maybe romance?) - @heavydiirtysouls
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Who: Jordan Alexander as Julien Calloway What: Balenciaga Belted Crinkled Satin Double-Breasted Trench Coat - £1,958.00 Where: 2x08 “Y Lu’s Mamá También”
Worn with: Dion Lee top and Ahluwalia pants
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Frank Sinatra – Fly Me to the Moon
Frank Sinatra – Fly Me to the Moon
Call 1-855-637-4055 for our Psychic line as low as 66¢/min About Fly Me To The Moon: “Fly Me to the Moon” is a popular standard song written by Bart Howard in 1954. Originally titled “In Other Words” the song was introduced by Felicia Sanders in cabarets before being recorded for the first time by Kaye Ballard. The song soon became known popularly as “Fly Me to the Moon” from the first line of the B verse. Peggy Lee is said to have convinced Bart Howard in 1963 to change the song’s title officially to Fly Me to the Moon. Frank Sinatra recorded a version on the album It Might as Well Be Swing (1964), accompanied by Count Basie. This version was arranged by Quincy Jones who changed the time signature from 3/4 waltz-time to 4/4 and gave it a looser, swing feel. Sinatra also performed the song with Basie on Sinatra at the Sands (1966), and with bossa nova great Antonio Carlos Jobim on Duets II (1994). lyrics: Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On a-Jupiter and Mars In other words, hold my hand In other words, baby, kiss me Fill my heart with song And let me sing for ever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, I love you Fill my heart with song Let me sing for ever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore In other words, please be true In other words, in other words I love you About Frank Sinatra: Francis Albert “Frank” Sinatra (December 12, 1915 – May 14, 1998) was an American singer and film actor. Beginning his musical career in the swing era as a boy singer with Harry James and Tommy Dorsey, Sinatra found unprecedented success as a solo artist from the early to mid-1940s after being signed by Columbia Records in 1943. Back on the small-screen, Sinatra once again worked with Jobim and Ella Fitzgerald on the TV special, A Man and His Music + Ella + Jobim. The chorus of Bon Jovi‘s “It’s My Life” (subsequently covered by Paul Anka on Rock Swings) references the song in the line “My heart is like an open highway/Like Frankie said, I did it my way.” Other Songs By Frank Sinatra: “I Won’t Dance” is a song composed by Jerome Kern, with lyrics written by Oscar Hammerstein II and Otto Harbach, for the 1934 London musical Three Sisters. However, Three Sisters flopped and was quickly forgotten, so when the time came to film the Kern-Harbach musical Roberta, the song was interpolated into the film. It became such a hit that it is now included in all stage revivals and recordings of Roberta. In 1957, Frank Sinatra sung “I Won’t Dance” in his album: A Swingin’ Affair! (and Sinatra-Basie, 1962). “I’ve Got The World on a String” is a 1932 popular song composed by Harold Arlen, with lyrics written by Ted Koehler. It was written for the 1932 Cotton Club Parade. It was introduced by Cab Calloway and Bing Crosby. It was also recorded by Frank Sinatra in 1953. It reached #14 on Billboard’s most played list. Anthony Perkins sang it in the drama Winter Dream, a production of the live anthology TV series, Front Row Center. Céline Dion also performed this song in her Las Vegas show A New Day…, which ran from 2003 until 2007. “Summer Wind” is a 1965 song, with music by Heinz Meier and lyrics by Johnny Mercer. The song is a nostalgic tale of a fleeting romance, first recorded by Wayne Newton who had the first national chart hit with the song in 1965, peaking at number 78.b “Summer Wind” is best known for a 1966 recording by Frank Sinatra which peaked at number twenty-five on the Billboard pop singles chart and number one on the Easy Listening chart. The Sinatra version originally appeared on his album, Strangers in the Night. “That’s Life” is a popular song written by Dean Kay and Kelly Gordon and first recorded by Marion Montgomery. The most famous version is by Frank Sinatra, released on his 1966 album of the same name. Both the album and the song proved major successes for Sinatra. The song was a number-four hit on the Billboard Hot 100 chart and reached number one on the Easy Listening chart for three weeks in December 1966/January 1967. “Fly Me to the Moon” is a popular standard song written by Bart Howard in 1954. Originally titled “In Other Words” the song was introduced by Felicia Sanders in cabarets before being recorded for the first time by Kaye Ballard. The song soon became known popularly as “Fly Me to the Moon” from the first line of the B verse. Peggy Lee is said to have convinced Bart Howard in 1963 to change the song’s title officially to Fly Me to the Moon. Frank Sinatra recorded a version on the album It Might as Well Be Swing (1964), accompanied by Count Basie. This version was arranged by Quincy Jones who changed the time signature from 3/4 waltz-time to 4/4 and gave it a looser, swing feel. Frank Sinatra also performed the song with Basie on Sinatra at the Sands (1966), and with bossa nova great Antonio Carlos Jobim on Duets II (1994). Click here to return to positive music list Read the full article
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OONA & SALINGER DE FRÉDÉRIC BEIGBEDER - 2014
OONA & SALINGER DE FRÉDÉRIC BEIGBEDER – 2014
Frédéric Beigbeder, auteur français et directeur de la rédaction du magazine Lui (L’amour dure trois ans, 99 francs, Windows of the World…) RÉSUMÉ : “En 1940, à New York, un écrivain débutant nommé Jerry Salinger, vingt et un ans, rencontre Oona O’Neill, quinze ans, la fille du plus grand dramaturge américain. Leur idylle ne commencera vraiment que l’été suivant… quelques mois avant Pearl Harbor.…
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Calif. Skydiver’s Prosthetic Leg Survives 10,000-Foot Fall
When skydiver Dion Calloway's prosthetic leg came loose at 10,000 feet then fell to earth in Sonoma County on Sunday, he figured he had lost his left leg for a second time.
Calloway, of Santa Rosa, was laughing on Monday night, amazed that his $15,000 prosthetic leg looks exactly like it did before he and some friends went skydiving in Cloverdale.
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"It doesn’t look like it’s damaged at all," he said.
Calloway recounted what happened: "Right out the door, I felt it loosen up. It came off about six inches. I reached back and put it back on and thought it would stay. I flew up to the circle, and I watched it take off."
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Off and lost forever. Or so Calloway thought.
Fortunately, the leg happened to land on top of a somewhat forgiving pile of sawdust at a lumber yard right next door to the airport. An employee on Monday told deputies a man with a prosthetic leg had jumped the day before.
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Calloway lost his natural left leg two years ago during a skydiving accident.
"What I tried to do was like a high-speed landing and just messed up," he recalled. "I came in too low, too fast. I exploded the heel."
When asked if he’d ever go skydiving again, Calloway replied: "Yep. Absolutely. Next weekend."
During his next jump, Callaway said he’ll be taking precautions to keep his wits and his leg about him.
"The owner of Norcal Skydiving built a tether that basically goes around my waist, around the leg here and then around the lower leg," he explained.
Photo Credit: Sonoma County Sheriff's Office Calif. Skydiver’s Prosthetic Leg Survives 10,000-Foot Fall published first on Miami News
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The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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wow I was in a great mood but now im just mad at everyone who didn't tell me fivel goes west is on netflix
— Julia Bush (@jabush) May 22, 2017
If ABC thinks I'm going to suddenly start watching "The Bachelorette" just to see men fighting over a black woman they are absolutely right.
— Ashley Calloway-B. (@ashleycalloway) May 23, 2017
Concept: me perhaps not becoming irritated by every fucking little thing
— Maria (@cakefacedcutie) May 22, 2017
ARE YOU EATING ENOUGH CHEESE? ILU - me, just checking up on my friends
— Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) May 23, 2017
I don't carry pepper spray, but I do carry a list of things that aren't going well in my life that should earn me the pity of any assailants
— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) May 23, 2017
When it's New Hair Monday and my coworkers have questions. http://pic.twitter.com/JH8JRXbFV7
— Melanie Dione (@beauty_jackson) May 23, 2017
Finally figured out how to induce panic attacks in women: get them high and put on the Handmaid's Tale.
— alana hope levinson (@alanalevinson) May 23, 2017
hello, so nice to google you for the first time
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 21, 2017
Justin Trudeau looks like The Bachelor and Macron has just stolen him away for a second. http://pic.twitter.com/tXLdSrD02j
— Hanna Flint (@HannaFlint) May 26, 2017
Chopped shows you can make something out of anything so when I ran out of strawberry jam I melted some gummy bears and made a kitchen fire.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 23, 2017
*invited to a networking event* Me: Fake my death go to Cuba that's the only option
— Julie Horvath (@nrrrdcore) May 23, 2017
Passport stamps but for every state you have a panic attack in
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) May 24, 2017
I take work smoke breaks outside a yoga/barre studio called EXHALE bc I'm committed to irony
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 23, 2017
[gets out of bed] [pours a tall, cold glass of Haterade] [takes a generous swig] AHHHHH GOOD MORNING WORLD! READY TO FACE THE DAY
— wikipedia brown (@eveewing) May 24, 2017
You can tell a lot about a girl by who looks better in the photos she posts for your birthday.
— maggie mull (@infinitesimull) May 23, 2017
I can either be on time for things or I can look good, you cannot expect both.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 24, 2017
Me: If you could only bring one thing with you to a desert island, what would it be? 7yo: Uh. Earth.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 24, 2017
When a man mansplains mansplaining to you -- this has got to be worth bonus points. http://pic.twitter.com/aOROW8vKZh
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) May 24, 2017
TV Guy: "Here's our subject in her natural environment, foraging for food." *Camera cuts to me on the couch, finding an almond in my bra*
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 23, 2017
"Never trust the children of real estate developers" is the primary lesson of both this administration and the Fyre Festival.
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) May 24, 2017
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Drake, Cher among performers at Billboard Music Awards | Cher
Laura Marano and Sway Calloway will be live from the T-Mobile Magenta Carpet Live. But turns out, Sonam's psychedelic saree wasn't a fashion risk or a mere accidentit was a well thought-out move that unfolded in all its glory on her first day at Cannes. The hope of catching some prime-time cussing is the whole reason most viewers watch in the first place, and Cher's definitely called Trump "a fucking idiot" in front of an audience before. She once fought her label's bid to make a dance album until chief Rob Dickins told her: "I'm going to send you some songs.
In our Cher cover story this week, one of the most stunning revelations was that the decades-spanning hitmaker and world-renowned icon doesn't consider herself to be much of a fan of her own music. Both Cher and Celine Dion will perform at the the Billboard Music Awards. The night will also see the return of two of the world's most celebrated divas: Celine Dion and Cher are both performing, for two iconic reasons.Cannes, May 21 Bollywood actress Sonam Kapoor sported a Cher-inspired psychedelic look for her appearance at the Cannes Film Festival here on the occasion of the singing sensation's birthday. It'll be her first awards show performance in 15 years.
Dion will sing the powerful ballad "My Heart Will Go On" to mark "Titanic's" 20-year anniversary.
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