#Dik pics

[minimalsizeconspiracy]

This reminded me …

When dick pics first became a Thing, as in a widely discussed phenomenon, my friends and I started sending each other Dik pics.

No, that is not misspelt. Dik-diks are antelopes found in southern Africa. They’re tiny. Less than half a metre. And terribly cute.

Of course, because we were all nerds, our favourite would be Kirk’s dik-dik.

Anyways, so our logic was that Dik pics are vastly superior because you get double the dik, exponetially the cute, and we would send them quite frequently.*

And I’ve always wondered why no-one has written fanfic yet where the Decepticons and Autobots keep sending each other pics of Spike Witwicky because see above.

*Yes, we thought we were being very funny.

previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??

[le-jardin-inculte]

I've no idea where this pic is from, must be some zoo, but! baby steenbok and dik dik! look at them! look how tiny they are 🥺

[jey-chan]

Danny, showing up in the midle of a full family and friends diner.

Danny: Grampa Clocworks said is time to pic you end of the deal? And he send me here. ... idk who is the one that did the deal o what was it, but he send me with bags of my things?

All capes in the room are traying to record if they make a deal and traying to come with loopholes.

Alfred just noded.

Alfred: Oh, you must be his ward then. Pleasure to meet you yung Master Danny, please call me Alfred. And follow me, i have alredy a bedroom for you.

Danny: Oh you sure are brithis... Okay, just before that, does someone here is called Car? Carel?

Clark: hu... i think is pronuncied Kar-El.

Danny: sorry my kryptonian is not good. Your dad sais that is proud and that stop beging a dik to the new half kryotian mirror brother.

To Diana: Pandora sais that you are doing a great job and to remind your sisters that no all mans are bad. And to someone called Bruce, your mom sais go to terapy and not beging so paranoid. You are scaring her grankids away.

Done with his mesages, Danny followed rhe bulter, out of the kichen.

Leving behind the chaos.

[firjii]

Sometimes I forget that the dik-dik genus exists and maybe you do also and that is completely unacceptable, so please enjoy some micro antelopes so small that you need to use grass and twigs for scale. (all pics from Pexels)

thanks for coming to my very important ted talk

[mattgrayyes]

Unsolicited dik-dik pic

[lyra-sol]

Go crazy go stoopid go ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta

Not perfect but bruh it’s a drawing and I’m no professional what do u want gdfdgshwhwj

Timelapse and original pic underr (timelapse at the end gets a bit flashy be careful, I was fixing my wrongs 😂):

[obsessivevoidkitten]

Well they were over 5hrs late but they got here. Took them 5min to fix the issue.

In a couple hpurs I shall be cool.

I am so happy that I have decided to post my favorite dik pic.

This is a dik-dik that I found on google. The fae version of an antelope.

[akoo9]

Who do you think fell in love first: Yashiro or Doumeki?

I love this Simple yet important question…..i think about this each time i re-read the story…..I actually have abit different view about “love”…..i have this idea that love cannot come at first stage…but its a result….. so there is two answers for ur question (u’ve to bear with the strange assignment i will write)

First answer is that….both of them fell into each other at first sight (just their timing was different) doumeki saw yashiro first at the office and fell at first sight or got attracted to him without knowing what it is…….later when d got transferred,and entered Yashiro’s office …..yashiro in that moment once his eyes landed on doumeki,he also fell in love with d…yashiro was having this look towards doumeki….

As we know,yashiro is smart one and he read ppl at first glance,but he’s here gazing doumeki ….he’s definitely interested in what he’s seeing considering doumeki is his type add on that doumeki’s non-readable vibes.

Yashiro couldn’t even resist doumeki and went straight up to sucking his dik….funny part is how later on(yashiro said that doumeki should have said earlier that he’s impo)but boiiii u didn’t even gave a chance…u just straight up went into it, and breaking ur rule for somone u just saw….

So both had same start….just doumeki saught yashiro first…(that’s also soldfiy doumeki’s answer when he said (that he will have similar feelings to yashiro even if they had met earlier too)something like that….doumeki just said the information that yashiro smiles when he’s mad.

next pic is yashiro smiling towards doumeki …..unlike what everyone says that b carful of him he smile when he’s mad…..i bet doumeki from this moment started to develop his attachment aka(love feelings)bcz yashiro treated him differently from the start

And after this smile is where love starts……in my way of thinking…..they both were felling into each other’s…….

U can already scan in ur mind the chapters at beginning and how doumeki has the special treatment from yashiro….even before the bath scene were doumeki admit(he never been this attracted to somone) ….so this make us imagine and interpret that yashiro fell first…..

doumeki was more aware of his feelings anyway

But we have yashiro not realizing his deepest feelings for doumeki even till ch56…..this boii taking forever to realise he fell for d…..yashiro fell the hardest into doumeki to level that it scares him too since beginning…..once it kicked in he freaked out and threw away doumeki

Till ch56 we still don’t know doumeki’s internal dialogue about this all……if they both fell into each other’s at first sight……then fell in love at close timing or same time

We might find out later doumeki’s feelings and how he’s dieing and yearning for yashiro too…so probably not just yashiro , but might both of them fell into each other the hardest

Back to simple answer: doumeki fell first,yashiro the hardest (technically both of them experience same thing at same level let’s just wait and see doumeki’s side of this)

[mountndo]

Are Bosa’s visible dik pics only for the gays 🤔

[bezcockman]

Could a trans man add you on snap - yes? No?

Whoa... This ask is dated May but I only just got the notification for it now... Nice work, Tumblr!

Anyway, sure, anyone can add me, but I don't use snap very often so message me or something on here to let me know if you do.

I'm much more responsive on Session or Bluesky. (All of these are listed in my pinned post.)

I haven't been posting on here lately but I'm still around, just too busy to write stuff. Anyone who wants to send me photos via the above systems (but not here, I've had too many problems with that), please do, especially dik pics. I'll typically respond when I see them (it may be a couple days though, depends on how busy I am).

[barb-alayna-artstuff]

Cums With The Territory…

Sure they seem like gentlemen in their DMs… all polite and respectful… but let’s be real… Barbie’s Pervy Followers are always just a comment away from dropping trou and flooding her DMs with dik pics and lewd suggestions…

She really should stop encouraging them…

No really… she should…

Maybe…

[org4n-failur3]

I actually can’t with you. Every time I see your god awful face I want to puke. You disgust me. You are fucking putrid. Every time I remember you I see your revolting face and how your hair drier than what you made me.

I remember what you told me. I remember the fact you almost bought a ww2 uniform. I remember that you sent sh pics out of nowhere. I remember the shit you liked.

I’m shocked you even had more than 1 ex. I’ve come to a realization someone must be mentally stupid to date a thing like you.

I despise what you are, everything you do and I remember EVERYTHING. Don’t pretend like you weren’t a dik rider

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I like you here have an unsolicited dik dik pic

That's one fucked up looking deer

[steff-02]

Nous allons prendre notre petit déjeuner à 7h00 ce matin. Le buffet est énorme, il y a tellement de choix que je ne sais plus que choisir 😂

Malgré le fait qu’il est recommandé de commencé le safari a l’ouverture (soit 6h00), nous décidons de nous mettre en route vers 8h30. Après nos 36h de voyage nous avions vraiment besoin de nous reposer 😴. Le temps de remplir quelques paperasses et de payer nos “taxes de conservation”, nous voilà sur les routes de la plus grande réserve naturelle d’Afrique du Sud. Nous sommes tous deux très très excités à l’idée de parcourir la savane, mais Dan reste sur la réserve, il a peur que nous soyons déçu de n’avoir pas vu tous les animaux que nous voulions :/

Nous avons 165km à faire aujourd’hui pour rejoindre notre campement. Très vite nous remarquons qu’il nous faudra beaucoup de temps pour le rejoindre. Après 5 minutes de route, nous nous arrêtons 10 minutes admirer notre premier troupeau d’animaux, des impalas. A partir de ce moment, nous nous sommes arrêter toute les 5 minutes. Il y avait des animaux partout ! A midi, lorsque nous nous arrêtons à une aire de pic-nic, nous n’avons parcourut que 55km 🚗. Il nous aura fallu au total 8h pour rejoindre “Olifants Rest Camp” où nous passerons 2 nuits. Le camps est très sympa, nous logeons dans une petite case pleine de charme. Le temps de s’installer et de faire un tour dans le shop du village car nos adaptateurs pour les prises électrique ne fonctionne pas pour l’Afrique du Sud, il en fait des spéciaux 😅. Puis viens l’heure du souper, un thé, une douche et au lit !

Mais vous devez quand même vous demander quels animaux ont bien pu attirer notre attention pendant 8h ! Et bien…on est plutôt content de notre premier jour, on se croit dans le film du Roi Lion 🥰 . Nous avons vu, des impalas, des gnous, des girafes, des zèbres, des éléphants, des grands koudou, des cobe a croissant, des dik dik, des autruches, des chiens sauvages, des buffles, des phacochères (aka pumba), des hippopotames, des lionnes, un écureuil, des singes, des vautours et autre multiples espèces d’oiseaux (et mammifères) magnifiques dont je ne saurais le nom ! On est époustouflé! Et Dan est rassuré pour les prochains jours!

Sur ces belles images, on vous souhaite une bonne nuit ;) 😘

[voxxcd]

@diistortion replied to your post “*unsolicited dik(dik) pic*”:

al vc: some people just have no sense of humor! (lol)

"Somehow, you just being around ruins the mood for that kind of thing. Not that it was much of a joke to begin with,"

[pacificwaternymph]

I like you so here take this unsolicited dik dik pic

PFFFFF

The only type of Dik that I, an asexual, will accept