#Did i get it?
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theotherhappyplace · 2 years ago
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What i think the new zelda game is about based only on what i've seen on twitter
a pretty bisexual elf has a very big boyfriend and they are both dating a princess elf. also sometimes a fish man is also dating the bisexual elf boy. the elf boy lost his arm in some sort of accident, but a moon bunny gave him a new one. you then proceed to play minecraft.
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corpsgf · 27 days ago
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guess what my beloved!
chicken butt.
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jesterlaughingstock · 2 years ago
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I watched the better part of the first season of smallville and so far its been like
Clark : i need to do the thing
Lex : Clark i will give you 50 million dollars to do the thing
Chloe : Clark i want you to fuck me
Lana : Clark i also want you to fuck me but i wanna play hard to get about it
Whitney : Clark stop flirting with my girlfriend i have a complicated home life
Pete : Clark i will pop in to give you relevant info in a humorous manner and disappear for the rest of the episode
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spacecore9 · 1 year ago
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I wanted redraw a cool scene I liked.
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bloodbending · 20 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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ideologyofone · 2 months ago
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Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 5 months ago
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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cartoonsinthemorning · 7 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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beholdthemem · 30 days ago
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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atissi · 3 months ago
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locked the fuck back in
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hansoeii · 6 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
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catwouthats · 6 months ago
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THEY MAKE ME INSANE
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Proof below:
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Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.
EDIT: more proof:
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pangur-and-grim · 2 months ago
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
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wanologic · 7 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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