#Diamond Thief

[vertigoartgore]

"Have you seen this chicken ?"

Wanted poster for the capture of the diamond thief Feathers McGraw.

[kidscraftsz]

Police Cars Hot Pursuit vs Diamond Thief Sports Car - Part 1 | Who Wins?...

[kidseducation112]

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[kids4hungamathings]

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[hindianimalsstories]

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[kidsfunnyrhymes]

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[kidsicon]

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[dinasourgames]

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[3danimationtelugustories]

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[lesserknownwaifus]

Tia/Thief from Diamond Jack.

[triflesandparsnips]

Accidentally started rereading Northanger Abbey, and was sudden reminded all over again that Jane Austen is, in fact, fucking hilarious.

NA is her parody/satire of Gothic novels at the time, and she starts the book by choosing violence-- she describes the "tragedy" of the main character, Catherine Morland, a girl Determined to be a Heroine even though ALL ODDS are against her: she has a sane father who doesn't lock up his daughters, a healthy mother who didn't die in childbirth, no preternatural talent for music or drawing through which to reveal her Deepest Soul, and-- most shockingly of all-- absolutely zero love interests for whom she can wander the hills mourning their starcrossed fates until she wastes away from the sheer Sentimentality of it all.

But don't worry! She's got this FIGURED OUT. She KNOWS why she has not yet found her TRUE LOVE:

There was not one lord in the neighbourhood; no—not even a baronet. There was not one family among their acquaintance who had reared and supported a boy accidentally found at their door—not one young man whose origin was unknown. Her father had no ward, and the squire of the parish no children.

But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.

(SPOILER: She is introduced to a mysterious young man who lives in an ABBEY, which everyone knows means he has a DEEPLY MYSTERIOUS SECRET PAST and is maybe a TRAGIC HERO or even a ROMANTIC MONSTER and either way this is IT this is Catherine's TIME TO SHINE she is going to get a good grade in DOOMED LOVE, a thing that is normal to want and--)

(...meanwhile Henry Tilney-- an ordinary guy who never expected "get cast as the Hero in some Grand Gothic Romance" to show up on his bingo card-- starts wondering when exactly he started finding Catherine's attempts to locate bloody daggers in his linen closet charming.)

[vertigoartgore]

Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (broadcaster on the BBC for the first time today) turn 30 today. Feel old yet ?

[anderii]

Diamonds are a girls best friend

just be careful how you get them.

[tanked-up]

Soap-Ghost as thieves

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Soap: Before we do anything, who’s gonna drive the van?

Ghost: I will.

Soap: Okay, so I’ll storm in, get the things and ye’ll be waiting for me near that abandoned building everyone’s scared of

Ghost: You’ve gone over the plan like ten times already, let’s go before it’s too late and they open up.

Soap sighs: Fine, but if it all goes downhill it’s ye’ fault

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(Inside the store)

Soap: Alright… gonna need this bucket of ice cre-

Ghost through some coms: If you say ice cream I will leave, and report to the the police someone’s robbing. We did not come here for ice cream! We are running out of time!

Soap: I came here for ice cream, what did ye’ expect I was gonna rob!?

Ghost appears next to Soap: EXPENSIVE THINGS

Soap: Who’s in the car!?

Ghost: Relax, it’s two in the morning, no one’s gonna notice

Soap: I’m not going to jail because of ye’! Stay here and I’ll go to the van

Ghost: Soap we can’t be leaving and entering, we’re risking ourselves!

Soap scoffs and yanks the ice cream off Ghost’s hands: I’m leaving and I’m taking the ice cream with me.

Ghost arguing while Soap walks out: Is that what a real robber does? Steal ice cream!?

Ghost scoffs: Pathetic

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(Ghost returns to the van after the heist… if you can even call it that)

Ghost: Alright, help me here-

Ghost: What are you doing sleeping, Johnny!

(Ghost smacks him)

Soap: What the!? Why’d ye’ smack me!

Ghost: Who sleeps in the middle of a heist!

Soap scoffs: You call this a heist?

Ghost: With what I got then yeah

Soap: What did ye’ get…

Ghost: Turns out that store has everything else you’re looking for besides Ice cream

Soap: Is that a necklace!?

Ghost: Yep, and it’s made out of real diamonds

Soap: That’s beautiful! I’m jealous, I’m goin ins-

Ghost drags him back to the van: Too late, buddy. They’re opening in an hour. It’s time to go

Soap: But I want a diamond necklace!

Ghost: Relax, I got the whole counter

Soap: You see… this is why we’re thief buddies. With your intelligence and my-

Ghost: Your what.

Soap: Uh… my plans

Ghost: Yeah right, last time your plan got us in jail for a week

Soap: We had the best times in jail

Ghost: You did! I was miserable

Soap: C’mon… everyone was scared of you

Ghost: Thank God

[terapsina]

If I'm STILL forgetting someone, I will be REALLY MAD. Anyway, POLL 1 CAN BE FOUND HERE!

[vocaloidderivativeotd]

Today's Vocaloid derivative of the day is:

Hatsune Miku from Phantom Thief F's Scenario ~Mystery of the Missing Diamond~ by Suzunosuke!