#Detroit red wings

[k-ky]

They don't do romance like this anymore.

[gongyussy]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[ohpuckno]

Hockeyblr is hilarious because every now and then, you’ll catch your mutuals cheering for teams you despise on your dash. It’s like discovering your dad has a secret second family. My brother in Christ, we were fighting on the frontlines together in the same lb no more than 24 hours ago, what happened

[alieune]

voltron nhl au ✰ .ᐟ by me and @cvrsedly

this is a combination of our joint ongoing obsession with vld and my bestie's hockey brainrot. the team allocation is based off vibes and location and not on paladin colours (rip pidge). close ups of the players below:

[crow-talks-hockey]

something about how trades really do affect players. how it's not just us as fans being crazy or reading too much into it. it's real and it's painful. erik johnson has lacked the hutzpah he once had ever since leaving colorado, as if he could bear landeskog's injury but the second he was forced to leave it all came crashing down. sidney crosby has lost much of the joy he once carried and it's because he had the human, golden embodiment of that joy in jake guentzel torn away from him when he needed it most. dylan larkin shed genuine, heartfelt, distraught tears when tyler bertuzzi was traded away. the penguins still welcome marc-andre fleury to pittsburgh every time he plays there because, no matter where he is, that is his home. pk subban could never return to the same player he was after he was taken from price. trevor zegras is seemingly incomplete without drysdale at his side. brandon duhaime is lacking his connor dewar. bowen byram no longer has his alex newhook to lean on and laugh with. travis koneckny and nolan patrick may never even get the chance to play another game with or against one another. and who could imagine kuznetsov as anyone but a capital? do you really think of pavelski in the green of the stars or do you see him proud in teal beside thornton and marleau? did shea weber ever really stop being a nashville predator? and what about beauvillier, horvat, compher, dumolin, burakovsky, kadri, yamamoto, hornqvist, eberle, o'rielly, barrie, jost, gaudreau, karlsson, carter and richards, martin, and so many others? even wayne gretzky himself went to three teams post trade, searching for that spark he had in edmonton after they made him leave. jagr had eight after pittsburgh. you are not crazy for grieving, in some small way, a player you lost. and they aren't crazy for feeling distraught either. these teams are family. and family is everything, even if it gets ripped apart so easily.

[atomicckittens]

lmao he dragged croz

[nottodayjustin]

February 20th 2025 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[samgirard]

└ for the gaudreaus | stadium series: cbj vs. det | 3.1.25

[korshrimpski]

sorry i didn't draw the rest of the logos my hand hurts :( | reference for the red wings slide | also did i make this to purely wallow in despair about the sabres... perhaps | i know the other teams love their goalies but i can't get that clip of ullmark and pinto out of my head so they get to be the goalie lovers

[husshow]

“you ok?” wings @ hawks 12/6/24

[samanthasgone]

Credit to Pinterest

[spxrw]

going back to my roots

[ppepohappy]

one of my fave tweets of all time tbh

[nottodayjustin]

April 2nd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[mseiders]

“we are sun and moon, dear friend; we are sea and land. it is not our purpose to become each other; it is to recognize each other, to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is: each the other’s opposite and complement.”

— hermann hesse, narcissus and goldmund

[helmet-smooches]

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