#Deltarune incorrect quotes

[drowninnoodles]

Quotes matched by @cherrii-boom @corelex @vermwerm

I have a lot of fun with those

[karmaspidr]

Kris: Why are you making my life hell?

Player: Good question. Screams into the void HEY ASSHOLE!! WHY AM I STUCK MAKING THIS BRAT'S LIFE HELL! WHERE'S MY VESSEL?!

Gaster: Don't know, don't care.

[totally-stoked]

Queen: “Do You Have Any Pets?”

Rouxls, thinking: girls liketh sensitive guys, right?

Rouxls: “Uh, a cat!”

Queen: “What Is Its Name?”

Rouxls, thinking: girls also liketh Toughe guys…

Rouxls: “M-Missile Launcher.”

[all-just-for-a-moment]

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Toriel: My child made $110 on their lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing them $5s and $10s and they were just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.

[little-buzz]

You can consider this a sequel/reimagine. I got a notification from the original post and that sparked inspiration for this. This isn't original but I thought my idea was silly 🤪

[headcanons-phb]

[the-beasts-have-arrived]

Undertale/Deltarune incorrect quotes

[vermwerm]

i found out how to make these yesterday

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

This is how their friendship started btw

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Ralsei: We need a distraction.

Susie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Lancer, whispering: My time has come.

[fandomonic-plague]

DELTARUNE TIME

Kris : How long do you think it'll take? Susie: I don’t know, three or four. Kris : Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? Susie: Yeah, maybe five. Kris : Five what?!

[totally-stoked]

Susie: “Do you ever, like… wanna talk about your emotions or some shit, Kris?”

Kris: “No.”

Ralsei: “I do!”

Susie: “I know, Ralsei.”

Ralsei: “I’m sad.”

Susie: “I know, Ralsei.”

[all-just-for-a-moment]

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Berdly: You despise me, don't you?

Kris: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

[corals-corner]

*before kings top surgery*

King: If I die during the surgery, promise me one thing

Queen: Uhhh Sure Anything (BRO???)

King: Blow up the hospital.