#Deidara you naughty peeping boy

[ladykissingfish]

Kakuzu: Brat? What’s the matter with you?

Deidara: I … I accidentally went into the bathroom while Konan was getting dressed.

Kakuzu: Tsk. How perverted. You’d better hope she doesn’t catch you because —

Deidara: That doesn’t worry me, hm! Kakuzu … I think she’s sick …

Kakuzu: What do you mean?

Deidara, voice lowered: I saw her … area. D-down there. And … her penis was gone!

Kakuzu: I’m sorry? Her what?!

Deidara: She didn’t have a dick, hm! She just had a … like an opening, where it should be. Do you think it just fell off? I didn’t know they could come off like that! If we find it can you sew it back on for her?!

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu: … have you never seen a naked woman before?

Deidara: No?

Kakuzu: You do realize that different people have different … anatomy, right? That things aren’t the exact same for everyone “down there”?

Deidara:

Kakuzu: Mm. It appears you and I need to have a talk. And by the way, bodies parts in general are not meant to be detachable. That’s very odd and —

Hidan, from the other room: ‘Kuzuuu! My left foot fell off again! Can you come sew it back on?!

Kakuzu:

Kakuzu: Ignore that.