#Decipticons Shenanigans

[queenofthebeast]

Hear me out guys. Soundwave and Shockwave are probably either. The best friends ever, enemies or dating. I also feel like no matter what they would start out as enemies no matter what.

Soundwave, Megatron's most loyal subject, eyes and ears of the Decepticons.

Shockwave, the mad scientist who only helps Megaton for his betterment and would kill Megatron if he wanted to or if he simply found no use for him.

Now if the war never happened, best friends. But because of their views and who they're loyal to or lack of loyalty. It would totally change their perception on each other.

Like Shockwave wouldn't give two flying fucks about Soundwave. But still keeps on eye on him just as much as he does for Megatron if not more. And knows that if he kills Megatron he has to kill Soundwave to and has plans just incase.

Soundwave if fully aware of Shockwave and his agendas, same as anyone in the Decepticons. But let's say Soundwave haa more intel on Shockwave then even Shockwave himself knows. He is the 'Eyes and Ears' of the Decepticons after all. Which means he's already 5 steps ahead; he has a counterplan for Shockwave's, and not only that but multiple back up plans.

Their ordeal mainly consist of overly complex insults that are hard to pick up on, and passive aggressiveness at every waking moment.

Eventually the two realize how illogical it is for them to be so spiteful towards each other. And at some point start to get along. Eventually they start getting really close and share intel while sitting closely. Face Timing each other while they work when they can't accompany the other. Subtle yet complex flirting. (Yeah, they'd be a great bundle. Whether they'd be friends or lovers.)

[chrome-mind]

Okay dumb idea but a cafe barista/owner who sees the human holo forms of various transformers (autobots or transformers) come in and just, chill. They don’t know they’re robots and the transformers may just like the atmosphere and order things to “keep the buisness going”. Cue shenanigans, as in barista complementing someones altomode thinking they have a really fancy car. Or an autobot and decipticon not knowing who the other is and becoming friends. Etc etc.

The cybertronains unintentionally attract many customers to the small coffee shop to their makeshift hotspot. In human eyes, the sight of so many expensive cars in one place must mean there’s something good. The poor owner is grateful but beyond confused by this sudden boom in activity on their corner of town. Of course the Autobots and Decepticons don’t realize how lucky a find their alt modes were and simply assume the various vehicles outside are humans. The accidental peace is quickly crashed when Starscream arrives in the parking lot. The owner buys a custom sign for their shop:

No Fighting

No Blasting

No Starscream