#Deanpala

[seanwinchester]

are u sure about that dean

[castielsprostate]

dean:

cas:

dean:

cas: dean please stop fucking the exact replica of baby, a 1967 chevy impala, plushie you got made with three silicone lined holes that were perfectly molded to your vertical spam meatbeater, i am trying to do my taxes in my dreams

[misha-69innit]

guy who's only fucked his car, fucking an angel of the lord: getting a lot of "my car" vibes from this

[hellhoundlair]

[hitchell-mope]

Dean: last night was awesome.

Anna: you called me “Sammy” 20 times, cried when you finished and then you kicked me out of the garage so you could pillow talk with the steering wheel.

Dean: like I said. Last night was awesome.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Deancaspala.

Dean didn't know he could feel like this. He thought this kind of feeling was reserved for women who came from nice, well-off families and who scream at the sound of gunfire. He's being loved in a place he loves, surrounded on all sides and suffused with it. He slides a weak hand down the back of Baby's seat, a gentle touch to the places her leather has worn down.

"Ah, Cas, yes, yes," Dean pants out, turning his head into the seam of the bench seat, "Cas. Cas. Baby."

...

"Dean," Cas says, a little stiffly, "Did you moan out the name of your car while I was making love to you?"

You want to read my deancaspala erotica. You want to. I know you do. It's a character study wrapped up in romantic sex in and also with a car. You want to read it. Click the link.

[bloodydeanwinchester]

💖 𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐵𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝒱𝒾𝓃𝒾 💖

[castielafflicted]

yeah theyre making a supernatural movie but theres no castiel. its just exclusively increasingly sexual deanpala scenes for 2 hours but they dont even let dean fuck the car. theres not even a fade to black. the cw tells us we're crazy for thinking any of it was sexualized.

[crucifysam]

dean having some weird as hell awakening watching john fix up the impala. johns fingers covered in her oil and grime. so sweet and careful and loving in the way john cares for her. just deans extremely complex untapped incestuous feelings towards his father manifesting as him wanting to fuck that damn car. bro

[explainslowly]

My entry into the Supernatural carfuckers week, 2024 ❤️‍🔥🚘

Dean goes on a date with baby :3

Word count - 1k, if such things matter to you

[seanwinchester]

"is nobody gonna fuck that car?" *doesn't wait for an answer*

[misha-69innit]

The chevy impala 67: purr purr

Castiel, sitting alone in the impala: fine...I guess I'll fuck the car

Dean, watching from the glove compartment: can't believe they're both cheating on me with each other

[xofemeraldstars]

mhm

[hitchell-mope]

Dean: Sammy. You don’t need a dog. I can bark. I can howl. I can do unspeakable things to you in and with the car. You don’t need a dog when you have me.

Sam: yes but if you’re guarding the door at night then who will hug me when I’m asleep?

Dean: we’re getting a dog!

Jody: whipped thy name is Winchester.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean actually doesn't want other people to drive the Impala because he installed something akin to Mac ItsAlwaysSunny's Ass Pounder 4000* in the drivers seat and doesn't want anyone to know so has to stealthily power it down when anyone else offers to drive.

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