#Dealer's Choice!
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mer Jason and Poison Ivy prompt
The Mangroves provide food, shelter and maintain the land. For that reason, the sirens of the mangrove swamp and its surrounding lakes and rivers reveer the trees as sacred offspring of the original World Tree. They live in giant mangroves with cloth or straw forming roofs. Their leftovers and droppings help to fertilise the trees, and the smaller mangrove roots provide a safe place for guppies to play.
To desecrate or, heaven forbid, destroy one of these trees is invite to invite the siren’s wrath. But one of the older kids dared him to do it for 50 whole dollars. Jason just needed to go in, spray some rude message, and get out. And he’d be able to afford warm meals for two weeks.
That was until Poison Ivy caught him. Jason’s body twists into agony. scales and fins burst through skin. For his crime of despoiling the sacred grove, Poison Ivy owns him now, until his debt is repaid.
#merman#merboy#mermaid au#jason todd#kid jason todd#poison ivy#mangroves#mangrove swamp#transformation#dc#batfam#batfamily#alternate batfam#poison ivy adopts jason todd#or makes him her tiny slave#dealer's choice!#mermay#mermay2024
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@vetyver-soaked-stars liked for a Colt starter:
"You're not a cop, are you?" Colt was tired, barely able to lift his head up to peer at the other. His whole body ached, his face bruised and bloodied from the nights events. Behind him, a fire raged on. He lifted a hand to gesture towards the accursed burning cabin behind him.
"Because that was self defense." he deadpanned.
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{ Troubleshooting || Open }
"I'll be honest. I've been studyin' the Veil and Veil related artifacts for almost a decade now...."
"....And I have absolutely NO idea what I'm lookin' at here."
#(verse: footsteps of the black hound)#Era: Veilguard#Confused Veil Jumper noises#Is it a tooth brush? A thermometer? A weapon of mass destruction?#Dealer's Choice!
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DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
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Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#batfam#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne#bruce is terrible at feelings#the whole thing comes to a head with the bat kids hosting an intervention in the bat cave#maybe like a five plus one set up?#each time one of the bat kids thought bruce was discriminating against danny#and one time where they realized 'no#he is just that awkward'#dealer's choice if alfred thinka bruce is discriminating or not too#thinking this is either before adopting duke or not long after#because its one thing to be a light and shadow meta and another to be as OP as Danny is#also i'm thinking they don't know danny is a halfa#like they think he's just an unfortunately useful meta that got trafficked#could also have danny encountering his new siblings in and out of uniform knowing who they are without them revealing it for extra fun#idk#couldn't get this out of my head#my original post#fic prompt#story prompt#prompt#please guys i have no spoons but i want to read it so bad#🥺
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Morning, afternoon, evening. Always a good time for a caffeine break.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#helluverse#helluva boss#helluva belphegor#my art#artists on tumblr#belphagor#They both need the caffeine#tea or coffee? dealers choice
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DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompts#batman#john constantine#lowkey but Constantine's been dealing with this snarky teen for a while now#in denial that he's practically Danny's weird uncle and honorary Fenton#Dealer's choice on how they met but I'd like it to be as chaotic as possible#who will win? a british disaster or a schrodinger's american boi#the house of mysteries likes Danny better#they team up to keep Constantine on his toes#Constantine has no qualms using Danny's Obsession to get five minutes of relaxation#and Danny has no qualms bringing up Constantine and Clockworks...#ehem#“history” together
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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You know what? I lowkey wanna see a fic where no one ever finds out that Tim's uncle isn't real.
#bruce never adopts him#that strange man keeps getting payed to sometimes be his uncle#dealers choice if its antics or angst#tim drake#red robin#robin#rr#chaotic tim drake#batfam#unhinged tim drake#au idea#fic idea#tag me if you use it
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My beloved manipulative blackjack dealer 💖
I ended up reading all that's written so far of the Dealer's Choice AU by @certified-handler and its so good! The ending of Chapter 50 had my jaw DROPPING
While Sun is probably my favorite so far I can't wait to see what him and the other boys do going forward 👀
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Prompt:
It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look I’ve found a new fave trope and it’s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isn’t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ‘keep Dami safe’ 5 parts ‘kill joker asap’ and 10 parts ‘avoid bats at any cost’#Jason doesn’t know who Damian’s father is#dealer’s choice if Jason establishes himself as Dami’s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you don’t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jason’s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if he’s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ‘I’m not Jason’ game again#it’s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jason’s bio child for a while and he’s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucie’s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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how is adult danny built in your opinion? is he a mix of jack and maddie? tall like jack? thicc himbo like jack? shorter like maddie? lean and muscular like maddie? impossibly wide shoulders and tiny ass like dan? what’s the verdict on this one?
Oh gosh it's just too hard to pick one! I love variety and what if's, there's just so many possibilities~ (≧∇≦)ノ
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DP x DC Camp
The Batfam force Damian to go to summer camp to socialize with kids his own age and have some normal childhood experiences
That’s all well and good, but normal does not describe his cabin’s councilor, one Daniel “for the love of Ancients call me Danny” Fenton
Between the son of the bat and a Fenton, camp is going to be weird
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny fenton#dpxdc#writing prompt#writing#detective comics#camp counselor Danny#putting on the pep and trying to manage a group of 13 year olds#or ten#dealers choice DC timeline is a pain to deal with#Damian has gone from 10-14 I think? meanwhile Tim is still 17#and yes I know Danny went to space camp#but to be fair a more traditional camp experience would probably be more story convenient#and he’s been camping#with his family#that’s not even counting his mom going full marine in enemy territory survivalist mode#Danny is going to have some weirdly specific camping skills is what I’m saying
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Two unhinged Suns in a room is never a wise decision.
@certified-handler ‘s Blackjack dealer Sun absolutely cheats and PMH Sun is a terrible loser. Read Dealers Choice!! The vibes are murder-y immaculate.
#dca fandom#fnaf dca#dca fanart#dca art#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf sun#dca x reader#dealer’s choice#dca community#dca sun#dca au#dcau#pluck my heartstrings#medieval times au#fnaf security breach#fnaf au#fnaf fanart#fnaf sb#fnaf#my art tag
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Sun is ummmm, not the most sane individual ( ゜▽゜)
Not exactly how it went, but it's a scene from Chap 30 in Dealer's Choice by @certified-handler (Which you should like totally read by the way 👀)
#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#fnaf dca au#sundrop#dealer's choice au#🧀cheesy art#stared at my own art for too long it looks weird
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Imagining a random Batfamily dinner table conversation where someone asks about a certain rigorous training program Bruce declined to use with the Robins.
Alfred: “It’s hell on your feet. All of your toenails will fall off by the fourth week.”
Cue horrified disbelief as 8+ batkids turn to Bruce, who’s quietly slicing his steak at the head of the table.
“It’s true,” Bruce says, switching his fork over to the other hand. “All your toenails do fall off.”
Tim: “Oh my god.”
Dick: “That’s disgusting.”
Jason: “All of them? At the same time?”
Tim: “Oh my god.”
#why does alfred know this?#dealers choice if it’s because he ran the same program one#or he helped Bruce after he did#point is#ewww brother#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#micro fic#the most micro of micro#fic ideas#alfred pennyworth
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Danny can't go through ghost shields
In a last-ditch effort to protect the town, the local government and the GIW commission the Fenton parents to make two shields, one that will go up around their lab, to hopefully keep the ghosts in, and let them continue their studies.
And one around the town. To keep any rouge ghosts from attacking the town to get back to the ghost zone, and to keep out any of the Usual Culprits from making their way back after getting through a natural portal.
Danny finds out the day before they're scheduled to be set up, and spends all day and night getting any rouges, shades, or blob ghosts into the Zone. When they do finally go up, Danny, exhausted and in pain from having to wrangle so many ghosts in such a short period of time, gets pushed out of the town without getting the chance to warn his friends or figure out how to not get essentially banished
After getting forced out of Amity, he has to find somewhere new to stay. He can't pick just any small town, there isn't enough ectoplasm there to sustain him, so he goes for a big city, specificallyone with a hero hanging around (reader's choice) After all, the casualties and emotions from those big fights produce just enough ectoplasm to keep a teenage half-ghost half alive.
Sorry about the terrible formatting, I wrote this on mobile, copy pasted it from discord, and wrote it out while actively hiding my phone from my teacher :P
Anyway, vaguely inspired by this post by @suretkerim
#Dealer's choice for what city/heroes he takes refuge with#I know people usually go with Gotham for the Ectoplasm criteria#but lets be real#the only city with zero casualties is paris with Ladybug and Chat Noir#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#c41n speaks#c41n writes
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