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. - He's dead, all right. So cold. - Is the pizza?

The Slumber Party Massacre, Amy Holden Jones (1982)

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The Slumber Party Massacre

directed by Amy Holden Jones, 1982

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An Accidental Christmas (2007)

Movie #1,061 • WELL, HONG? CH. 4

I think this is the first Lifetime Original Movie that I watched intentionally? Folks, this is what happens when you dedicate one day every two weeks to watching a movie James Hong appeared in. I knew 'about' these 'films' of course, and what their general 'vibe' was (read: bad, and bad in very particular way). But sitting down to actually watch one was a different experience entirely. I'm a changed man now. There's no going back.

The logic of a Lifetime Original Movie (L.O.M.) exists outside of the stratosphere of a normal human mind. Every character embodies some variation of a stereotype of both different kinds of people and ideas, and sometimes these ways of being will shift on a dime from scene to scene. So the father character (a fascinating performance by David Millbern) is both the horny playboy and the sad cuck. Everyone is simply a pawn for various Middle America ideas and/or goofs, and the greater story as well as any individual arc is always secondary to the conveyance of a particular emotion in the current moment. James Hong plays a beachfront mansion caretaker named Rico who himself is secretly rich. He had more lines in this than all of the previous three entries in the series combined.

I have no idea how this fits in the greater L.O.M. canon. Is it more or less batshit than your average L.O.M.? Who's to say? (not me anyhow) I was strangely fascinating and, dare I say, even entertained, though. Not in any traditional way, but in the anthropological sense. Every decision mystified me, as did the aforementioned thespian stylings of one Mr. Millbern...

The plot is essentially a rehashed version of The Parent Trap for the middle 2000s normcore sect. It's not important. At least James had fun (I hope)...

Oh, also the actress who plays Danny McBride's wife on The Righteous Gemstones is in this, if you care to know about such things.

SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️¾

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The Slumber Party Massacre | Amy Holden Jones | 1982

David Millbern, Jean Vargas, Joe Johnson

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Christmas Do-Over (Freeform, 2006)

Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! Turn that frown upside down or you’ll get a big lump of coal in your stocking!

Starring: Jay Mohr, Daphne Zuniga, Adrienne Barbeu, David Millbern

Plot Synopsis: Kevin tries to be involved with his son and ex-wife's family for Christmas. During dinner, he thought his Christmas *day* couldn't be more screwed; his son suddenly wishes it was Christmas every day. After that, it was a regular Groundhog's Day. Kevin learns new dance moves and can actually sing. Don't let the caroling fool you. (x)

In My Humble Opinion: I first watched Christmas Do-Over when I was 14, and I thought it was a bummer of a movie. It  was filled with wackiness, but the comedy didn’t do much for me and the romance did even less. It was a mediocre part of the ABC Family holiday canon. It was no Snow, and I figured I would never bother with it again.

I didn’t realize that I would one day create a blog about made-for-TV Christmas movies though. Life is funny that way! You never know when you’ll end up dedicating a decade of your life to movies about Christmas that premiered on television!

So after 14 years, I finally got around to rewatching Christmas Do-Over. Unsurprisingly, it still does not do much for me. The comedy is still too over-the-top to make me laugh and the romance is still too half-baked to make me swoon. Some of the jokes have not aged well, as is the curse of many movies made over a decade ago. Christmas Do-Over is still not something to seek out on your own.

And yet, there was a nostalgic feeling I got from rewatching this movie. It made me remember the days when made-for-TV Christmas movies were less formulaic and more insane. The days when these movies would go for broke with big concepts instead of trying its best to blend in with the rest of a 8403530 movie line-up.

Does the nostalgia I felt make Christmas Do-Over a good movie? Of course not. It’s still incredibly mediocre and dated. However, do I wish more movies were willing to play around like Christmas Do-Over does? Yes. It’s too bad that it seems unlikely that my wish will come true, and the insanity of Christmas will be locked away forever in the hit and miss movies of yesteryear. Pour one out for the days when a man in a pea costume would fist fight Jesus in your holiday entertainment.

Watch If: You like anything that has to do with booze or making out, if you think cops should be spending their time doing useful things like moving boulders or if nobody touches your peas. 

Skip If: You would not be thrilled to make double overtime, you are a monster who likes to use forks or if you would fight Jesus.

Final Rating: ★ ★ (★) ☆ ☆

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Deep Freeze aka Ice Crawlers - USA, 2002 - eco-horror reviews

Deep Freeze aka Ice Crawlers – USA, 2002 – eco-horror reviews

‘Some things are better left frozen’

Deep Freeze aka Ice Crawlers is a 2002 American eco-horror feature film about prehistoric trilobites brought back by drilling for oil. An Antarctic exploration station becomes a death trap…

Co-produced and directed by John Carl Buechler (Watchers Reborn; Friday the 13th Part VII; Cellar Dweller; et al) from a screenplay co-written by Robert Boris, Dennis A.…

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Groundh-er-Christmas Day (the Christmas Do-Over, 2006)

Groundh-er-Christmas Day (the Christmas Do-Over, 2006)

Kevin is in a miserable place. His rock star dreams never panned out. His marriage collapsed, his former in-laws hate him and his son does not yet see what a lousy dad he has. He barely plans for a Christmas gift for his son and on Christmas Eve, he does anything he can to avoid participating.  When his son makes the wish that everyday could be Christmas, Kevin pays the price…

Kevin finds himself…

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Indie Film Review: “A Long Road to Freedom: The Advocate Celebrates 50 Years”

Indie Film Review: “A Long Road to Freedom: The Advocate Celebrates 50 Years” @OutfestLA

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A Long Road To Freedom: The Advocate Celebrates 50 Years is a moving documentary directed by William Clift that gives the audience firsthand accounts and never-before-seen archival footage and imagery of watershed moments in LGBTQ history. The film covers everything from the Black Cat Riots, Stonewall, the disco sexual revolution, the AIDS crisis, marriage equality,…

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The Slumber Party Massacre | Amy Holden Jones | 1982

Jean Vargas, David Millbern, Joe Johnson

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Today's the day 🎶 @stoli Cocktail Classic. Our very own #MenOfTheAbbey @coryz07 will be competing. Eye-candy with a cocktail twist. #MeetMeAtTheAbbey #GayBar Saturday, March 25th, 3:00 - 6:00 PM Host: @officialjairodriguez Judge: Kimber Bering, 2016 LA Champion (Abbey Bartender) Judge: @DavidCooleyLA, Our amazing boss CEO/Founder of The Abbey & The Chapel Judge: @jackiebeat Judge: David Millbern, Actor/Producer Co-host: Patrik Gallineaux, Stoli North American LGBT Manager and Ambassador Plus, special performances by @RheaLitre, Laith Ashley, and Jai Rodriguez! The first 100 RSVP’d guests through the door upon check-in will receive a Stoli drink ticket plus a wristband to sample all of the contestants cocktails and vote for their favourite bartender. We'll drink to that! For more information, full tour schedule, to apply to compete, or to RSVP to attend an event near you, visit OUT.com/KeyWestCocktailClassic! (at The Abbey Food & Bar - West Hollywood)