#Dau

[renwick-artz]

Fanart of the Cell Vs Cell video by devilartemis

[dadexpertheart]

[crystalcanis]

Started watching a show that's making me think about my Apocalyptic Cyberpunk Horror story, so I updated this oldie because its still one of my favorite pieces of DAU Ash.

[dustysandstorm]

Hej! Cats say "hej," right?

[sumoking2000]

Zesty ass Shallot

Shh they're having a cunt off

[zarbon-the-faggotron]

Cell: Why do humans have different blood groups?

Frieza: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

[pyromaniaco]

Quick lil drawing to celebrate the year of the snake!

[ladypepperofdavenshire-archives]

Since I've had the Hawk Family on the mind lately, it seemed appropriate to draw Ren and her kiddos for Mother’s Day!  I've hinted around with their daughter in pics I've posted on socials, but I don't think I've said too much about their son :)  He comes into the picture when their daughter is about a year old (yeah, he was a "whoops" lol), when the family settles down on the junkyard planet after running for so long.

[ahamasmiyodhah]

So I am sick and Dau was here yesterday, so when today I saw this reel and I realised how heavily and hilariously this basically me and Dau coded so here is it:-

Modern!Dau and Troublemaker Me!!

Note: The language was UP type and it was in Reel so I am typing so. In no way it is to hurt anyone's sentiments*

(Scene 1)

Dau: *phone rings* Haan kaho Chhoti Behna (Yeah speak lil sister)

Me: Dau kya kar rhe the? (Dau what were you doing?

Dau: Tumhari na ho saki Bhabhi se batiya rahe the *simp smile* (Was speaking to your almost Sister-in-law)

Me: Are na ho saki Bhabhi ko chhodo aur ho chuki behen par dhyaan do! Dharr liye gaye hai! (are leave my almost Sister-in-law and focus on already born Sister. I am caught!)

Dau: *sits up alarmed* Kya ki tum? (What did you do?)

Me: Are Chandu Chacha ki Tapri me se Churan chura rahe the (I was stealing Churan from shop of Chandu chacha)

Dau: Churan? *guffaws* Sorry boli ki nahi tum? (Did you said sorry?)

Me: Sorry ham apne Baap ko na bole! (I won't say sorry to even our Father!)

Dau: Dekho vo hamara bhi Baap tameez se baat Karo. Aur nahi aa rhe hai ham! (see he's my Father too talk with respect. And I am not coming.)

Me: Pakka? Theek hai. To fir ham Kallu Pandit ko le aate hai (Sure? Okay. I will call Kallu Pandit then.) *cuts call*

Dau: Ye use bhi janti hai? Kya Gundi paida ki hai gharwalo ne.. (She knows him too? What sort of Don has taken birth in our house..)

(Scene 2)

Me; Dau!

Dau: Kya ho gaya? Aise muh kyu sadai ho? (What happened? Why is your mood spoiled?)

Me: Are ek launde ne gadi khadi kardi thi hamari parking me. Ham phek aaye! (A Guy parked his Bike at my place. I threw away!)

Dau: Tum gadi hi phek ayi? (You threw away the bike?)

Me: Nahi, ham Launda phek aaye! Bol raha tha launde layege launde layege, hamne kaha le aao! (No, I threw the boy away. Was screaming I will bring boys I will bring boys.)

Dau: Haan dekh lege (Yeah we will see)

Me: Niche khada hai. *dry and quiet* (Standing downstairs)

Dau: Kitne hai? (How many?)

Me: Around 10? *counts*

Dau: *picks up a Hockey* Ek extra rakh liyo *rolls sleeve* (Keep an extra)

Me: *smirks and enthusiastically nods*

Dau: *smirks triumphantly at beaten up boys* Haath lagake dikhao hamari behna ko fir se! (Try touching my sister once more!)

Me: *grins proudly*

[heirs-furry-art-blog]

King Sedi'ment

[rhulyon]

Found a giant size King of Tokio in the boardgames convention. Want to play.

[crystalcanis]

Been working on putting together a voice claim video for the past year. I'm almost done but it's still gonna take a bit!

Here is Noriel tho :> I might switch or add one or two lines that are more in-character for her in the final vid, but this has been her voice for several years! Their voice claim surprises people at first, but they're just a small kid! And I can't imagine them with any other voice.

[dustysandstorm]

If I was just a little beafte, would you still give me treats?

[sumoking2000]

ShallCell supremacy

Shallot: "Wow, you have soft hands." Cell: "Let go of me you fucking weirdo."

Shallot: Really? Cell: I liked you better when you were a bitch. Shallot: Yeah, why is he so mad?