Submit your fave Dark Shadows (1966-1971) ship!
Sex, satanism, séances, and Section 3. Who will be voted as the hottest couple (or throuple) in Maine? How will the pedestrians survive this? How will the ABC network censors survive this? Send in your fave 144p ship for their chance to win delicious, delicious bragging rights and one (1) traffic violation forgiven by courtesy of the Collinsport PD.
Rules:
No minors, obviously. Since Vicki and Carolyn's birth dates are contended, assume they're both of age for the purposes of this tournament.
This is Dark Shadows, there's a lot of textual incest. Everything is fair game but canonical siblings and parents. This means anything with Vicki will be accepted, but feel free to vote according to your own preferences/headcanons.
This is geared primarily towards pairings, but ot3's/4's/more's are welcomed.
No canon x OC this time, sorry! (I'm self-policing on this one with butch!Ned)
Other versions of Dark Shadows do not count. If anyone submits Roger/Maggie I'm walking off the cliff.
I love platonic ships, but this round is strictly non-platonic. They don't have to be romantic, per se; they do have to be weird.
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miku but she lives in the sticks in maine and it's 1967 🧛
commission for @kazoobreakdown !
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I'm considering watching the original Dark Shadows TV show. Just because I'm curious what an old, gothic soap opera is like. So am I going to watch 1225 episodes out of curiosity? Knowing me... quite probably.
I really don't need another massive TV show to get invested in. But I really am not going to be surprised when I get into it anyway.
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- both Williams
- both stuck in some sort of weird psychosexual relationship with serial killers who are implied to have gotten their start by eating their respective little sisters
- both attempting, from a position of disadvantage, to limit the harm those serial killers can do
- this. god. damn. shirt.
Never beating the Willie Loomis reincarnated allegations, Mr. Graham.
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"dni" lists are a ridiculous and outdated tradition. Here is my "hmu" list
- vampire kin
- monster kin
- fictionkin from the 1931 dracula movie
- wolf kin
- crow kin
- avian kin in general
- bat kin
- people who like the 1960s soap opera dark shadows
- people who like Bela Lugosi films
- people who like monster films
- furries
- copinglink otherkin
- fans of goth music
- fans of the 1990-2020 country goth band the coffinshakers
- 1920s-1930s jazz enjoyers
- 1890s-1960s fantasy and horror film enjoyers
The end
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