#Danter

[thefamilyeldritchabomination]

Chapter Fifteen: Love like You Pt. 1

The Elrics had left Ernest behind to the care of Winry and her Grandmother as they went to the Devil’s Herd Tavern to have the promised discussion. Both of the Brothers’ nerves were high as they would be alone to talk with a homunculus, the horrible creatures that had tormented Edward and Alphonse for a long time. There was a slight comforting nudge from Edward as he gently elbowed Alphonse against the metal plated arm, earning a gentle laugh from the younger Elric who returned the nudge, causing Edward to stumble a little bit. This set off a bit of a one sided race, Edward chasing after Alphonse who was clearly outrunning him due to sheer height advantage alone. Thanks to that chase alone, the Devil’s Herd Tavern was starting to come into view as Edward and Alphonse slowed their pace down. Outside of the tavern, waiting for them was Greed, who sat on the steps looking right towards the Elric Brothers as they arrived. The smug grin spread across his face, showing off the jagged rock eating teeth as the Bull Terrier faced homunculus waved lazily for the two to come over. 

 “About time you military brats showed up.” Greed began as he got up from his perch on the stairs. 

 “I’m almost eighteen.” Edward flatly said, his temper raising a bit at the ‘Brat’ remark.

 “Alas, you are not eighteen just yet, so you’re still a baby faced booger monster in my eyes.” Greed taunted a bit as he opened up the tavern for the Elrics to enter through, Edward having to be restrained by Alphonse.

 “Brother, come on, remember we’re here to talk civilly, not cause a full blown fight.” Alphonse tried to gently remind Edward who was squirming to get at Greed. 

 “Al he just called me a baby faced booger monster!” Edward protested, his temper flying out of control. 

 “Ed, don’t we want to know what Envy and the other homunculi have been up to? They’ve been so silent lately and this is our only chance to get to the bottom of it.” Alphonse softly reasoned as Edward started to calm down after being told that.

 “Fine, but if he says anything else, I’m kicking his smug ass.” Edward relented as he was slowly placed back down on the ground.

The tavern was mostly empty save for the homunculus and his band of chimeras who were staying behind the bar, monitoring the interaction to come. Edward and Alphonse gingerly took a seat at the table, facing Greed who was ordering up some milk to drink since there was no way of giving minors alcohol in this tavern. Edward scrunched his nose up in a sneer as the milk was brought before them and quickly looked for a place to dump the milk off to. Greed gave Edward a look as he sipped some of the milk, Alphonse having to nudge his milk hating brother a bit to behave. Edward huffed a bit as he refused to drink the milk, but did make an effort to be on a better attitude around their host.

 “Why the long face? Milk is good for you.” Greed started the conversation as he placed his glass of milk down.

 “Milk is the worst substance in the world, it's only worth it for the milk stew Granny makes.” Edward grumbled under his breath. 

 “Ah so that’s why you’re so short..” Greed had a big smirk on his face as Edward made a grab for the glass and was ready to throw the thing at Greed.

 “Ed cut it out!” Alphonse went in to restrain his hot tempered brother and avoid the glass of milk being launched at Greed.

 “I am not LITTLE! I'm super tall for my age group!” Edward wriggled about in the brotherly restraints, wanting to shed Greed’s blood.

 “I am so sorry Mr. Greed, we really would like to know what’s going on with the homunculi. We haven’t been hunted by them in a long time and wanted to know if they’re up to something awful.” Alphonse took control of the conversations he kept Ed under control. 

 “Thank you for being the cooler head, look, I have no clue what they’re completely up to other than they’ve found someone who could make the stone faster. I was going to take the guy off their hands as I wanted to rub it into the wrinkled up crone’s face, but things didn’t go as planned.” Greed explained nonchalantly as he went to relax his legs on the table top.

 “Wait, what do you mean that they have someone that could make the stone faster? Also, who's the old lady you mentioned?” Edward finally calmed down from his rage state as the information was being poured before him.

 “It's exactly what I meant, you remember the Alchemist who got in because he made that god awful lion you two have in your company? That’s the one they’re banking on to make them the philosopher's stone quicker. He even made a second one that is about as horrible as the red one with the screeches. As for the crone, that’s their leader. Used to date her while I was still a human, she killed me and brought me back as a homunculus after I tried to break up with her. Dante really sucked as a person in general and still is insanely possessive.” Greed grimaced a bit at recalling his prior relationship with Dante before it turned to crap after the attempted break up.

 “....I’m gonna have to ask Ernest about getting us into contact with his maker, this could be our chance to get our bodies back Al.” The gears in Edward’s head were turning as he saw the chance to reach their long sought after goal.

“Ed, no, remember what Doctor Marcoh’s notes said about how the stone was made? I don’t want to sacrifice peoples’ lives just to get our bodies back.” Alphonse protested as he wanted to find another solution in regaining their bodies.

 “I wouldn’t even recommend trying to see this asshole, he traumatized my henchmen with something horrible involving curry. There is that and Envy is acting erratic since that job began. Getting the stone from this Alchemist isn’t worth it, not unless you want to handle an even more unpredictable and unhinged Envy.” Greed warned as he straightened up his posture, a serious look washed over Greed.

 “I don’t understand, wasn’t Envy already unhinged beforehand?” Edward questioned as his tormentor was brought up.

 “They are, but this is different. Normally, I could take on a fight with Envy as I already know what to expect from them. This time though, something was entirely off with the previous encounter. Sure, I had broken into the apartment with this young woman in there with the green lion, but with Envy, they normally wouldn’t have cared all that much. I guess the best I could describe that aura was getting caught by a dragon in its hoard room. It was horrifying to see Envy be that still and that angry, I’ve never seen something like that from them. If it weren’t for the intervention from the current Lust, I wouldn’t have been here telling you all this.” Greed took a long, hard sip of his milk, reliving the entire ordeal with a bit of a shiver down the spine. 

 “Current? I thought the homunculi were immortal or at least that was something Envy had bragged about.” Alphonse was paying full attention now to what has been dropped.

 “We are, to an extent. We can be blasted, pulverized, obliterated, shot, you name it, we can survive it. It’s a different story, however, when our previous human mortal remains are brought before us. We cannot move, we cannot regenerate if we are near them. In short, we can so totally be murdered in that fashion and Envy would have access to my former human remains if they needed me dead.” Greed stopped drinking his milk as he had a bit of a far off gaze going on as he revealed that information.

 “Why would Envy have access to something like that? Wouldn’t this Dante be incharge?” Edward asked, now invested in what was being told.

 “She would, but Envy is her only child from her first relationship. They could get it if needed and with how Envy was behaving, I have no doubts they would’ve stolen the remains to exterminate me with. If you’re going up against Dante, you’re going to want a fragment of the remains to kill the homunculi with.” Greed instructed before getting caught off guard by what came out of Edward’s mouth.

[juggalocha0s]

Okay I need to share this with someone else besides my one friend who’s also deep into CoD MW II like me, so here goes.

Autistic Ghost who spends so much time around Soap, that he starts subconsciously speaking in a vaguely Scottish accent, and using Scottish slang to mask, because Soap is around him so much he views how Soap speaks as normal.

One time, they come back from leave, and all the recruits are so fucking confused that The Ghost has the most confusing mix of a Scottish and English accent to exist. Gaz and Price just laugh at it, but Ghost gets really confused, because he doesn’t realize what he’s doing.

(This man absolutely has been forced to mask so much that he forcibly ignores himself doing it, and then gets confused as to why he always feels so emotionally drained.)

[mdddante]

<i think i deserve to go insane once. as a treat>

[sillysanddweller]

are there dantered fans on tumblr?? 😭😭

[gianttankeh]

SPRING! A Wee Open Floor Day with Collective Endeavours, Ali Robertson, Monika Smekot/ ContaKids at Kinning Park Complex, Glasgow: 12/3/23.

An afternoon of bairn-centric performances & workshops with free food. You can find out more & pay-what-you can towards tickets here.

[thegarlicgoblin]

Eepy Danter

Just playing around with blender again

[wolfviolence]

awsum danter....

[multifandomjunk]

Roblox ocs

Cark and Danter

[my-name-is-siduri]

AF 2024 attack #26: Danter

Sona of @dantenaimo

[to-elysium-and-beyond]

Where were you when the Hoard struck? Did you ever manage to find Sirius? If so, can you give us an update on his condition?

Me and the rest of the Alliance were on vacation!

We figured we deserved a little treat after dealing with all the stress of, you know, saving the world and having our domains be ravaged by the radioactive maws of that foul beast...

So we all went on a nice trip to the beach! (I love the beach, you know.)

This was, of course, after we got everything settled, and after Herbert managed to reclaim his sweet Holly. We invited Sackboy, too, but for one reason or another, they couldn't come. Either he was busy, or Larry just forgot to invite him - I'm not sure! I wasn't handling the invitations.

We, of course, realized the horrors that had occured once the valiant heroes came home...

I guess we were too cocky, thinking the danter was all dealt with so soon. Fixing the damage the Hoard made wasn't too bad though - just annoying.

As for where my funky brother from another mother Sirius was, well...it took me a bit to find him.

Being a robot, he had coordinates we could track, but they were all over the place! He kept popping up this way and that way on the radars...until, finally, I found him scattered and damaged in the Metropolis.

He had a few bits missing. We needed to get those replaced, and of course, deal with whatever data corruption that Wormhole caused.

He's fine now - just a little wonky. Though I really hope something like that doesn't happen again!

[threeking]

#🩵 ૮꒰ྀི ୨ ៸៸៸ ୧ ྀི꒱ა ; TAG GAME hii !! i was tagged by @philosophika ( thank you !!!! ) for Get To Know Me Tag Game! !!

... the last song i listened to

a million miles away by belle ( but honorable mention to cassandra by florence & the machine and pessimist by lithe bc i had them on repeat before doing this game )

... favorite color or colors

pink and brown !! mostly a red pink bc i hate purply pinks / blue pinks ( well i don't hate them but i dont think they look as nice ;; ) and you can never go wrong with a nice brown 😋

... last tv show or film i watched

justice league crisis on infinite earths part one. it was alrrrrrr like i wasn't losing my mind over it 😭

... currently watching

lamb — i started watching this ( with my sister and her friend ) after justice league but i fell asleep LOL so we'll probably finish at some point

... currently reading

i read more than one book at a time and this list is definitely longer but these are the ones i keep circulating between:

the brothers karamazov

omniscient reader's viewpoint

danter's inferno

alice's adventures in wonderland + through the looking glass ( it's a two in one ! )

also the bible but mostly for research purposes KSDBS

... sweet, spice, or savoury

savoury <33 spice makes my stomach hurt </3 and i just cant eat sweets the same way like when i was a kid without getting really sick 😭

... last thing i searched online + last thing i searched online for writing purposes

combining bc they're literally both the same : alternative spellings to the name cassandra ( i just settled on cassandra ... for now 👁 )

... current obsession

jasonnnnnn 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 the thing is i KNOW there are more things but when i just think of him and its all white noise 💔

i'm tagging ( no pressure !! ) : @bi-luminescentdragon , @writingwithsnails , @inkovert , @emberlyric , @mybodyisaflowerbed and anyone else who'd like to participate !!

[m00nz-artpad]

emo daughter + goofball dad

Danter 100% loves to playfully tease Alyssa bc that's what good dads do. also the idea of Dante mimicking her lowcut tank tops is so fucking funny to me.

the actual art:

[juggalocha0s]

I wish I could just think of a fic and have it written down immediately. Love thinking of ideas and seeing the finished product and seeing people enjoying my works, but writing has been such a draining process for me

[thefamilyeldritchabomination]

Chapter Twenty: Sonne Pt. 7

 “I see…how long has William been unconscious?” Hohenheim asked as he took a seat on the couch much to Freddy’s and Edward’s displeasure.

 “Roughly two hours now, I’m pretty sure Envy will be screeching their hatred the moment they awaken to see you here though.” Lust gave Hohenheim a look, knowing full well now why Envy held such a great hatred for the man before her.

 “I know and I’ll rightfully deserve it, I just want to speak out to William and give him the apology I owe after being gone for so long.” Hohenheim said as he joined the waiting group, getting death glares from Dorian who clearly was thinking about getting that sledgehammer right at that moment.

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 Envy sat there stunned into a stupor that Hohenheim had the actual gull to even come to them like that. On one hand, it was good to see the bastard suffer from the guilt of abandoning them all those centuries ago with the monster named Danter, but on the other hand, the asshat just wants to feel better by admitting it. Likewise, Survive wasn’t amused by what she saw before the scrying bowl and the fact Hohenheim just broke into the cabin like that. With the scry being turned off for the time being, Survive went back to the table of cakes and brought some over to Envy to pick from, especially after having to get a face full of their rotting father in full view. Envy immediately took up the offer of the mini cakes as they needed something sweet to chow down upon having to witness that in the scrying bowl and the emotional turmoil that resulted in it. Survive waited a moment or two as Envy indulged in cakes to calm their anger and resentment for the time being. There were still the matters at hand for Survive to discuss with Envy once they were much calmer. There was a moment of calmness from Envy who was allowed to have a cool down period before Survive started up the conversation.

 “Now that you’ve had your fill and some time to cool down, I think now is about time for me to explain why you’re actually here.” Survive started as she made sure Envy was paying very close attention to the next thing to be said.

 “Yeah..thanks for letting me have a moment. Can I ask though, what the hell were Ernest and Dorian doing with the clay earlier?” Envy looked up vacantly at Survive after witnessing the arrival of their dumpster father.

 “Might as well tell you now since they carry her signature which is probably why they’re here in the first place. Dolly explained to you before that they were made with bits of her blood, right?” Survive began, making sure that Envy and herself were on the same page of the topic.

“Yeah she did, though I thought it was just a joke. Honestly the Face Fur doesn’t seem like the kind to handle blood all too well after the train incident.” Envy made a bit of a look at having to mention the dread human they called ‘Face Fur’.

“Freddy is a bit more delicate than most of his family members, they’re all a little extra spicy from my meddling. However, that wasn’t the point, the point is that those two contain Dolly’s blood. They are also linked to Dolly’s abilities as a Queen, both the creative and destructive aspects that come with it. What you saw there was their attempt at jumpstarting Dolly’s power bank for a smoother recovery.” Survive finally explained, still a bit annoyed at Ernest for basically using the plasma beams earlier along with attracting some unwanted attention.

“They’re going to be alright doing this, right?” Envy eyed the cakes once more as they felt a mighty need for sweets during this explanation.

“Ernest and Dorian should be fine, they’re eating extra snacks to compensate for the donations they’re making.” Survive reassured as she handed Envy the plate of mini cakes to enjoy during troubling times.

 “I think I’m now ready to hear out what you wanted me here for..” Envy started to eat some cakes to cool down their nerves, ready to listen finally.

 “Good, you remember how the weird bull terrier looking homunculus named Greed mentioned the circus being in town?” Survive said as she decided to break this news nice and easy for Envy to understand.

 “Yeah, but that’s just Greed, he’s weird like that.” Envy said, not sure where this is going just yet.

 “That group is from the same place that Dolly was born in. They came to locate their Queen Elect to bring back with them to Xing after Tir Na Nog died a long time ago. They’re going to want to train Dolly on how to properly use her abilities and start functioning as a Queen normally would in their society. I had known about them being here for the last few centuries now, but I could never bring myself to let them locate Dolly. Dolly has acclimated to this area so much and bonded with the mortals that had adopted her as their own, it would not benefit her in the slightest to be suddenly taken away from that.” Survive explained fully in details of the first issue, Envy’s brain now clicking about this news.

 “Fuck that noise, they abandoned Dolly, they’re not going to have a right to reclaim her back and force her to live somewhere.” Envy narrowed their eyes at the idea of Dolly being taken away like that and especially from their merry group of alchemical crimes against nature.

“Good, that’s what I was hoping for, I’ll only allow them for training on the condition that Dolly is to remain here. I will need you to tell Dolly this yourself, I cannot communicate with her except in the actions I take to ensure her survival.” Survive was very much relieved to hear that until Envy came in with the major reality check that was needed.

“Oh that’s going to go well, telling an anarchist that she has to rule over a group of people that abandoned her as a small child, that’ll definitely fly.” Envy pointed out the massive elephant in the room, knowing full well an anarchist would certainly decline the very thing they’re against on a fundamental level.

“Fair, that one I hadn’t expected to be a result of her upbringing in this plane. I would just explain it as being like a glorified sea captain of sorts with overly strong powers built into her.” Survive shook her head a bit, trying to figure out how to get Dolly to accept being a Queen regardless of being fully an anarchist.

 “Right, I’ll have to explain it once the nightmare with Dante is done and over with. I don’t think she’d handle being told all this as well as having Dante breathing down her neck.” Envy said, knowing full well now just how delicate everything is at this moment in time.

 “I suppose, but it will have to be very soon. The massive magical fallout has completely covered Dolly’s trail for now, but they’ll eventually figure out where Dolly lives should they space out the monitors. That does bring me to the last thing I want to request from you, The Queen of the Summer Dusk, Crom Cruach, is awakening soon from his crystal prison having devoured his wings. Crom Cruach will come after Dolly, their single eye blazed with vengeance.” Survive dropped the big bomb of the Queen of the Summer Dusk being here and getting ready to erupt like an awful volcano after a long slumber.

 “I thought he had two eyes?” Envy raised an eyebrow at that, remembering the illustration of The Queen of the Summer Dusk in the book.

[al-dante]

HHOW DID YOU PUT BRACKETS IN YOUR DISPLAY NAME WITHOUT THEM DISAPPEARING !! PLEASE TELL ME YOUR WAYS FELLOW DANTER LAYOUT

< I use spaces! >

[downsteepy]

wait...... dante danter dantest dantelicious he danted dantedly across the room

he dantes dantedly across the room and breasts boobily down the stairs <3