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shockcity · 8 years ago

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DD #2 - orbiting planet matt

Rating: T

Summary: attempts at befriending Matt Murdock fall rather flat.

Category: gen

Warnings: none

*denotes dialogue taken directly from the comics, and in this case all quotes belong to Bendis.

__________________________

“Are those for me?” Peter asks, mask turned toward the greasy bag of chili dogs. “It’s not my birthday.”

“It’s not mine either.” Matt grins at him. “Yet here you are.”

Peter climbs down from the flag pole and lands agilely next to the man in red. His stomach is grumbling. The hot dogs are from Joe’s, he thinks. “Joe’s?” he inquires.

“Joe’s,” says Matt. “Only the best.”

Peter is rummaging through the bag cheerfully until he remembers exactly who he’s talking to. He pauses and looks up, and Matt shrugs a little and says, “I need information.”

He’s not surprised, but he is a little hurt.

“Right,” he mutters, pulling up his mask so he can take a large bite of his chili dog. It’s delicious – Matt sure knows how to bribe a guy. “What’s up?”

“Heard you tangled with Mysterio recently,” Matt begins, and they talk shop for a bit as Peter inhales his food and quietly wonders if Matt ever takes a day off.

He’s certainly very dedicated, and Peter admires that dedication; Matt gets the job done. But he’s definitely a lone wolf for good reason, because working with Matt is not anyones idea of fun. Like at all. Ever.

For example: Peter will say, “right, let’s make a plan” and turn around and find Matt already beating on people. Or Peter will try to deescalate a situation – “there’s no need for violence,” he’d say, and instead Matt would be like, “fight me.”

It was exhausting.

And while civilians liked to call Matt the man without fear, most of the superhero community thought he was more like the man without tact.

“Thanks,” Matt says when he’s picked Peter’s brain to his satisfaction. He perches on the edge of the building, ready to swing back to Hell’s Kitchen.

“Hey,” Peter calls out before he can vanish. “I heard about Foggy.”

Matt tenses.

“How is he? How are you?”

Peter waits, and waits. And waits. Matt is silent and still, hanging on the edge of a skyscraper. He doesn’t turn to Peter and say, “yeah, thanks buddy,” or “yeah man, I’m wrecked” like a normal guy.

Instead he says, “I’ll be seeing you,” and disappears.

Peter likes that Matt makes his little blind jokes and knows that he’s a sucker for Joe’s chili dogs. Peter admires the mortal man that jumps off buildings and takes on ninjas and super soldiers and psychopaths. More than once, he’s wanted to be like Daredevil – fearless, honorable, persistent. Peter has known Matt Murdock for years; has fought with him, laughed with him, and mourned with him. He considers Matt his friend.

He just wishes he was sure it was mutual.

________

Luke finds Matt using a dumpster to prop himself up as he clutches his ribs. The ninjas are looming at the end of the alley, wary of fighting both Power Man and Daredevil. At least for now, anyway.

“Need help, Murdock? Looks like you could use a hand.”

Luke spends too much time with Danny, and he’s forgotten that Matt doesn’t have a sense of humor.

“What are you doing here?” Matt snaps, straightening with a wheeze. “I had it under control.”

He raises his hands up in mock defense. “I was only asking if you needed help, man.”

“I don’t need your help.”

Luke glares at him, despite the fact Matt won’t see it. “Yeah, alright. You get creamed by those ninjas and I’ll just stand here and watch. No skin off my back.”

“What are you doing here?”

He frowns. “I was looking for a friend…thought maybe we could help each other.”*

“I don’t need your help. Go back to Harlem.”

“Check your tone, man,” Luke warns him, frustrated, but after a moment he sighs. “C'mon, Matt,” he says.

Matt blows him off. “I’m fine. I’ve got this. I don’t come into your city and tell you how to do your job. What are you even doing in Hell’s Kitchen? Damn it!”

The ninjas have decided to attack while they are both distracted, and despite Matt’s snapping, he does need Luke’s help. They make quick work of it and then turn and face each other warily.

“Thanks,” Matt says, because he likes to be frustrating.

Luke looks at him and wishes he could write off Daredevil completely. They never get along – if it’s not Matt going off on Luke it’s Luke going off on Matt. They just don’t mesh. Jessica says it’s because they’re a lot alike. Luke thinks she’s crazy, but he loves her anyway.

“Whatever, man,” he mutters, peeved, and Matt turns and walks away.

Luke doesn’t call him back, even though he wants to. There’s a part of him that wants very much to be friends with Murdock, if only because he admires his strength. He’s not got powers like Luke, and he’s sure as hell not bulletproof, which makes Matt going out there and taking on villains that much more impressive. Luke can respect that.

“Whatever, man,” he says again, but he is talking to no one. Matt is gone.

He bets Murdock hears him anyway.

__________________

Danny doesn’t want to deal with Matt tonight. He feels bad for thinking it, but sometimes Matt is just, well…

Matt.

“You eat too much yakisoba.”

FYI, he thinks sarcastically, Daredevil knows private things about the general status of your body and is not afraid to use it.

“Please,” Danny groans. “I’m in pain.”

“You have indigestion, Danny,” Matt points out pitilessly. “Your blood pressure is off the charts. Have you considered eating something outside of the staple diet foods of a college freshman?”

He hates Matt, but he’s also amused by him because life sucks. “Master Izo eats it too,” he argues.

“Izo is also in my kitchen drinking grain alcohol.”

Danny only moans.

Matt sighs and walks out of the living room, leaving him to languish on the sofa. He’s tired of Izo’s stupid mission and Matt’s endless drama with the Hand. He wishes they would lay off Matt for once, and then maybe Matt would lay off him. It’s not very likely though, because he’s pretty sure Matt lives to judge people. Not to say Matt’s a bad guy, he’s just, well…

Matt.

“Here,” he says, startling Danny a little. “Try this.”

In Matt’s hand is a steaming cup of tea. Danny can smell lemon and honey and ginger, and his stomach gurgles hopefully. He takes the cup and sips at it, feeling the warmth travel down his throat and into his upset stomach. He sighs with relief.

“Thanks, Matt,” Danny tells him, smiling.

Matt smiles back.

“Sure,” he says. “But you really need to change your diet.”

He hates Matt so much.

_____________________

He left her for last.

It was infuriating and hurtful, and being infuriating and hurtful is something that Matt Murdock is very good at. It’s one of his worst character flaws, for sure.

He also has a lot of weird problems that Jessica just doesn’t have time for, and hang-ups she’s really not sure she wants to know about. But one of the things she doesknow about him, without a doubt, is that he’s freaking nuts.

But that’s not all, and Jessica was in the mood to shit talk, so:

First, there is no reason for all that self-flagellation.

“You need to get over yourself, Murdock,” she’d say. “Or just end it.”

This proved to be counterproductive, because Matt would then just whine about how Jessica was right; he was a horrible person, he didn’t deserve to live… blah blah blah. He wouldn’t even whine in the literal sense and show just a little weakness like a real human. Murdock had perfected the art of silent martyrdom. He lingered in the shadows in the rain on your roof, thinking about sacrifice and justice while regular people did their taxes and ate microwave dinners.

Fucking Matt Murdock.

Second of all, and most importantly – he was obviously crazy and needed help. Jessica liked to think she knew a lot about being fucked up, especially by traumatic shit. She had trust issues, and addictions, and nightmares. People had just really screwed her over in general. So she got Murdock more than most. Life had taken a huge shit on him, no mistake, and it didn’t seem to be getting any better. She felt bad for him, really, she did.

But he was also fucking crazy.

The whole dressing like the devil and beating the crap out of people was the first clue. Second was his extreme self-loathing. Jessica had thought she was self-destructive, but this guy was a mess.

Then there was the mood swings, and the general brooding sadness wafting off of him even on the good days. Murdock just really took the cake in the crazy competition.

Thirdly, lastly, finally:

It was unfair but despite all his flaws, Matt was actually very likable. In a way. Sort of. Jessica thought it was more like magnetism, or gravity (to the unfortunate bastards orbiting Planet Matt, she thought, good luck fuckers, have fun being pelted with comets made up of depression and guilt).

When out of that scary suit (and holy shit was it fucking scary when he was looming at you in a dark alley threatening you with severe bodily harm), Matt dressed as a fancy, charming, smooth-talking lawyer that was stupidly attractive. She could admit that he wasn’t bad looking without embarrassment, because Jessica wasn’t blind. Unlike some people.

If you were unlucky enough to meet the Matt outside of both suits, then it was absolutely impossible to hate the guy no matter how much you wanted to. Jessica had once asked Nelson about the over-large hoodies and fuzzy socks, and all he’d done was groan.

The fact that Matt was so endearing made it hard to be angry with him.

“Fuck, Murdock!” she was currently screaming. “Everybody knows but me! Everybody fucking knows!”

Luke is standing in the corner looking zen. Matt is unintimidated because fuck him.

“You can’t say, ‘Hey, by the way, Jessica, being that you’re putting your life on the line for me, I think it’s only fair to tell you that I am, in fact, the vigilante known as Daredevil’?”*

“I’m Daredevil,” Matt says.

Jessica curses the day she met his stupid ass because Matt fucking Murdock is a headache she never asked for.

But got anyway. Fuck.

______________

There’s a chance she’s making a mistake. She’s got so many complicated exes that whenever she approaches one it’s always bound to go south eventually, so logic says that Natasha should avoid all of them. Or at least the ones she doesn’t work with.

But Matt is different. He’s always been different.

“You’re losing your touch, Murdock,” she jeers, melting out of the shadows as Matt startles. “You – ugh. Really?”

He definitely knew she was there. He’s a terrible actor, and he’s teasing her. This is a good sign, Natasha thinks, because when Matt’s sense of humor is healthy, it means he’s relatively healthy, and when he smiles like that it means he’s genuinely happy to see her. She’s timed this visit right, because sometimes he can’t stand company, and Natasha gets that.

She’s like that too.

“Are you just visiting or is this Fury?”

“Just visiting,” she says. “And maybe a little Fury. He’s not concerned with you right now, but he’s annoying me lately so…. Plus I had some PTO.”

He grins at her. “You know, you’re the only partner I ever really tolerated.”

“I know,” she smiles back.

They go out that night and beat up the low-lifes of Hell’s Kitchen. They dance together, as they’ve always done. His body is lithe and beautiful; twisting and turning in the sky as they swing from one corner to the next in both shadow and moonlight. Natasha loves this. Loves him. She always will.

After they fight, they have wine and leftover Thai on his living room floor in the early hours of the morning.

“Cat got your tongue?” she asks when he is silent for too long.

He hesitates. “I missed you,” he admits. “I missed this.”

She did too. “You could partner up,” she suggests, knowing he’ll refuse. Matt has only ever worked well with Natasha or Elektra. Everyone else expects him to be someone he’s not.

He doesn’t even say no; he just raises his eyebrows.

“'Tasha,” he begins, after shuffling through his noodles a bit. “Do you ever wish you’d stayed in San Francisco?”

“Yes,” she says immediately. “All the time.”

“Even with me?”

Life is unfair. Natasha thinks about how unfair it is and normally she just laughs. No one escapes misery, least of all the Black Widow. She is born for it, thrives in it, expects it wherever she goes. Misery and unfairness are old, old friends.

But when she thinks about what life did to Matt, she’s angry. People don’t get her, don’t understand her desire for solitude and difficulty with feelings. They ask her why she doesn’t care more, and, if they happen to really hate her – how she sleeps at night. They judge. They think she looks for love in all the wrong places. That she can fight well but can self-destruct better.

Everyone that meets Natasha has something to say.

But not Matt. They are ex-lovers. Sometimes they backslide and fall into bed together; sometimes she comes to him and holds him and listens to his soft breathing and steady heartbeat. They separate and join; separate and join. Two halves of a whole.

He is her friend, her confidante, her essential part. They don’t need to see each other everyday, hell, they might meet years from now and still be the same. Still close. Matt is something special to Natasha.

So when people don’t understand him – when they ask him to be a hero, as well as a perfect friend, a perfect spouse, a perfect man – she’s so angry. She’s furious. It’s unfair.

Solve your own problems, she wants to say. Leave him alone.

When they tell Matt that he brings trouble, that he involves them in bad things, that he frustrates them and makes being around him difficult, Natasha wants to beat them. Beat them dead.

So quit, she wants to yell. Why stick around and be unhappy? You’re hurting him. You don’t understand him. Go away.

But also: Don’t go. You’ll kill him if you go.

Sometimes life is unfair, and then sometimes some people just aren’t meant to be happy. Natasha and Matt are cursed with rotten luck. They ruin lives about as much as they save them.

But they love each other.

“Okay?” she asks, sitting on his floor barefoot with the moon as her only light.

“Okay,” he says, with his eyes closed.

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Murdock fights like he’s dying. Like he’s been diagnosed with an incurable virus or terminal cancer or some shit. It’s one of those illnesses that makes him rabid before he dies – before he goes cold, turns white, and falls down dead. He’s seen it before. He’s known those men that live on the edge, but they damn well don’t live on it long.

A part of him feels like he’s bleeding out when Murdock pulls this shit.

“Choirboy, you’re so goddamn stupid,” he tells him. His gun is somewhere in the wreckage. The roof had fallen on them and it had gone flying along with the rest of Frank as Murdock tackled him to safety.

“Shut up, Frank. We need to get out of here.”

But Frank isn’t in a hurry. He likes that gun, and he’s gonna find it. He also enjoys doing the exact opposite of what Murdock wants just to piss him off.

“You go then,” he snaps when Murdock insists.

“You know I won’t.”

Frank knows. It’s the same for him. Frank couldn’t leave Murdock in danger even if he tried. Well, at least not in serious danger. They liked to hurt each other, sure, but they’d never go the distance and just end it. The Punisher and Daredevil will probably fight each other until the end of time, if villains or age doesn’t get to them first.

They’ve got a weird thing going on. Or Murdock does, at least. The guy once created his own super team in order to stalk Frank through New York. Then he purposely went into some fucked up cloak-portal to retrieve Frank all so he could arrest him. Then there was the numerous times Murdock pulled his ass out of the fire before or after beating the shit out of him.

But it wasn’t just Murdock. There was that whole Rikers thing, after all. What possessed him to get locked up with his nemesis, Frank will never know. He probably has a brain tumor or something. It’s the only reasonable explanation.

“Red, quit hovering,” he says, pulling his gun out of the rubble triumphantly. “I swear to god I’ll shoot you.”

“You’ll miss,” Murdock goads.

So of course Frank shoots at him, and then they’re fighting again, and he’s pretty sure the villain-of-the-week is bored watching them and has slunk off to bother Spider-Man instead.

Screw ‘em.

He and Murdock have a thing.

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My name is Ben Urich, he writes. And if I published this story I’d be rich.

How many times has he thought that? How many times has he written it down, thinking of how it would be his big break; how it would get him away from Jonah, and he’d be his own boss finally? Too many times, that’s the goddamn answer. Too many.

Ben’ll sit at his desk at the Bugle and stare at his computer screen and think, all I have to do is write: my name is Ben Urich, and Daredevil is my friend.

But he won’t. He won’t because he owes it to Matt to keep the parts of his life that Ben is allowed to see private. He owes it to Matt to not write the sensational story of their friendship. Of Daredevil. Of Matt’s roller-coaster of a life. Because Matt is his friend, even if it’s not mutual (Matt isn’t very good with people in general, or any sort of interpersonal relationships). So Ben backspaces and looks at his blank pages and writes a column about nothing for a measly 30 grand a year.

“Don’t do that,” Matt says, and takes his full pack of cigarettes and lobs it onto the next roof where it bounces off the edge and falls into a dumpster. Show off.

“If you’re wondering if I’ve heard anything on Fisk, I haven’t,” he tells Matt. “He’s underground, and it looks like he’ll stay that way for a while.”

“He does what you least expect,” Matt argues. “He’ll come out soon. You’ll need to be careful.”

Ben frowns. “Me? Last I heard it was you he was obsessed with killing.”

Matt is tense, but jittery. He’s like a live-wire when Fisk is shadowing him. Ben understands the feeling; he still has nightmares about Elektra.

“He wants me to suffer,” Matt explains. “He won’t just kill me. He wants to hurt me first. That means going after the people I care about.”

My name is Ben Urich, he thinks, mouth falling open. And I will never publish a bad word about my friend.

“Ok, I’ll, um, be careful. If you will.”

Matt smiles at him wryly, and retorts, “quit smoking and I will.”

He won’t. The smoking and the risk-taking will continue because that’s their dynamic. They face danger together.

Ben isn’t a hero; he’s honestly never thought he was anything but a journalist, and a mediocre one at that. But Matt is one of those people that will remain a legend for hundreds of years after he’s gone, and the only way that can happen is if his story is immortalized somehow. Ben can do that. That’s Ben’s job.

My name is Ben Urich, he plans to write, someday. And I’m friends with a real, live, legendary hero. You might know him.

His name is Matt Murdock.

__________________________

And then there’s Foggy.

They meet in college and become avocados at law (that’s an inside joke, pick up the autobiography for more information). When Foggy meets Matt the first thing he thinks is, wow, hot roommate. And holy shit he’s blind.

Foggy was kind of a dork in college, admittedly.

Matt isn’t a dork. He is suave, and handsome, and damned smart. He is killer with the ladies, what with his whole young Robert Redford thing going on, and can talk his way into bed with pretty much anyone (Foggy included, because he’s got eyes). For a blind dude, Matt also has an absolutely amazing body. And that ass….

Ok. So. When Foggy isn’t crushing on Matt, he can definitely admit that he’s also a teensy bit jealous.

He regrets that, because it takes two to tango and a lot of the problems he has with Matt aren’t all completely due to Matt’s particular brand of insanity. Foggy has insecurities, ok? And Matt is…

Matt.

But they are the best kind of friends, even when they are fighting. Foggy loves Matt, loves him like a brother, a friend; a platonic life-partner. He wants to grow old with Matt, and honestly can’t even imagine life without him and his masochistic bullshit.

But Foggy has moments where he’s not so sure that Matt feels the same. Moments when he feels useless, lesser – an annoying sidekick in the Daredevil saga. Moments when Matt is too bright for him to even look at. Why would Matt need Foggy? Was Foggy imagining a closeness that wasn’t there? Was he Matt’s best friend too?

Thing is, Matt had never really had a lot of friends. At least not since the accident that took his sight, and certainly not in the years that Foggy has known him. There are things about Matt that make being his friend very hard – some of which are obvious and some only Foggy knows.

It is the privilege of being ‘the best friend’, to know more about Matt than anyone else; which actually makes it easier to put up with Matt’s quirks. There are sucky reasons why Matt is the way he is, and Foggy does his best to know them all and keep them in mind.

Friendship, in particular, is a hard pill for Matt to swallow.

It takes Foggy ages to understand why. In college, he sort of thinks Matt treats people like they are a little bit stupid, and a lot beneath him (with the exception of Foggy, thankfully). After a few months of a very standoffish Matt, Foggy finally wins him over and they become good roommates, good friends, and then best friends. But it took time, and effort (mostly on Foggy’s part).

As their friendship grew, Foggy came to understand that the thing about Matt is that he assumes nothing. He assumes no kindness from strangers, no consideration from his elders, and no affection from his friends. He keeps his distance not because he feels that others aren’t worthy of his company, but because he thinks he is not worthy of theirs. Matt never expects people to love him.

But they did. They do. And Matt asks why, and Foggy says, because that’s just how it works, Matty.

One day Matt will understand this.

Foggy will make sure of it.

In the meantime, all Foggy has to do is stick by his friend. This is harder than it seems, because Matt is definitely the most complicated person he has ever met. His life is one tragedy after another, really, and Matt handles it with varying degrees of mania and depression. Foggy’s cancer, for instance, is hitting Matt pretty hard. It’s not very visible of course, but he knows his best friend, and while he initially worries that this will trigger Matt, it turns out okay in the end. Matt’s actually…doing ok.

Foggy knows it won’t last, but that’s not a problem, because he’s in it for the long haul, and with Matt, chaos is pretty much the rule. Everyone wanting to be friends with Matt should just get ready to be caught in it. No complaining. No take-backs.

Because that’s what happens when you orbit people like they’re planets; you either resign yourself to being on the outside looking in, or you collide, and become something new, and maybe better, than before.

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But Foggy is wrong. What he doesn’t know is that there’s a third option. That planets can orbit things too – that Matt in fact orbits Foggy, because Foggy is a thing called a star, and he is at the center of Matt’s universe.

One day Foggy will understand this.

Matt will make sure of it.

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Side effects: none detected

Male extra

Another great option to consider. Manufactured in FDA-approved facilities, Male extra contains all-natural, safe ingredients and also employs the 60-day money refund policy. The pill combines several functions. First, it improves the blood flow in the body. That’s why you’ll find such things as l-arginine, pomegranate ellagic acid, MSM, etc. (By the way this supplement is pioneering the use of pomegranate extract among the male enhancement brands.) Second, it contains a very powerful aphrodisiac – cordyceps fungus. And, last but not least, the pill provides you with energy you’ll definitely find the proper application for.

Ingredients: L-Arginine HCL 600mg, Pomegranate 40% Ellagic Acid 500mg, MSM (Methyl Sulfonyl Methane 100mg)L-Methionine 100mg, Zinc (as citrate) 14mg, Cordyceps 25mg, Niacin (vitamin B3) 18mg.

Side effects: none reported

Pro Solution

What’s different about this supplement is that it works both on physiological and psychological level. By that we mean that along with improving the sexual function, it also boosts your confidence. To illustrate, let’s take a look at its key components: drilizen and solidin. The former increases nitric oxide release and stimulates the release of the hormone that leads to increased testosterone production, while the latter encourages high dopamine levels.

The pills were also researched by Vedic Lifesciences and their study found that Pro Solution decreases the levels of rho-kinase, a protein that enhances the activity of myosin phosphatase, which, in turn, leads to relaxation of penile smooth muscles, resulting in weak erections. Thus, the supplement counters the effects of this protein found in your body, without affecting other functions of myosin phosphate.

Ingredients: Korean ginseng, momordica, butea superba, arjuna, apigenin, amla, reishi mushroom, bladderwrack, curculigo, solidilin, drilizen.

Side effects: Not suitable for people with high blood pressure, oversensitivity, anxiety, allergies, and similar conditions.

ExtenZe

Contains horny goat weed is a proven remedy for erectile dysfunction used for centuries; it works by blocking PDE5 protein, which prevents vessel dilation. Thus, Horny goat weed improves blood flow to the penis.

Yohimbe, besides its stimulating effect, blocks andrenergic receptors that prevent erection. It also produces nitric oxide, which improves blood supply to the penis.

Zinc is thought to increase testosterone levels(some research suggests so).

Pregnenolone is a hormone found in your body that, among other things, helps make testosterone.

Ingredients: yohimbe extract(bark), l-arginine, horny goat weed, zinc, pregnenolone, dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA), folate, black pepper(seed), piper longum(seed), ginger(root), tribulus terrestris extract(aerial parts and fruit), cnidium monnieri(seed), eleutherococcus extract(root), xanthoparmelia scabrosa(aerial part), γ-Aminobutyric acid, velvet deer antler, damiana(leaf), muira puama extract(stem), pumpkin(seed), stinging nettle(root), astragalus(root), licorice extract(root), Ho Shou Wu extract(root), boron.

Side effects: nausea, cramps, seizures, diarrhoea, headache, trouble sleeping, stomach aches, gynecomastia, decline in testosterone production.

Do not combine with Viagra!

VigRX

VogRX is all-natural, effective supplement that uses top quality ingredients. Its formula was clinically tested and modernised multiple times.

Study conducted at Lifesciences Pvt. LTD indicated

58.97% enhancement of male penetration ability

71.43% boost of bedroom satisfaction

47% elevation of libido and virility

62.82% upsurge in erection maintenance

22.49% more orgasms

22.49% brighter orgasms

61% raise of overall sexual interest

Apart from aphrodisiacs like Miuma paura, vasodilators such as Ginkgo biloba, and some stimulants, e. g. Ginseng, the pill also has a function of preventing premature ejaculation due to such an ingredient as cuscuta seed extract.

Ingredients: Cuscuta seed extract, Ginkgo biloba leaf, Asian red ginseng, saw palmetto berry, miura pauma bark extract, hawthorn berry, damiana, Bioperine.

Side effects: unknown.

Penis Enlargement Pumps

Let’s do a little exercise in imagination. Suppose you want to see guaranteed and immediate results. Who knows, maybe you happened to somehow end up in a situation when you have a special appointment of sexual character right ahead of you and you need to get an erection at a whim. You need that timely erection, but your genitals stubbornly show half past five. What kind of device would help you in such a jeopardy?

Penis pump to the rescue!

Yes, pumps can pump water in your office, pump air to inflate a balloon and… pump blood into your penis, when the proper pump, the heart, fails to do so.

Simplified, penis enlargement pump consists of a cylinder to be put over the penis and a mechanism to lower the pressure inside of the cylinder, so that the blood flows into the penis, erecting it. Then, to maintain the acquired erection, the user puts a ring on his penis.

That’s all great, but we can see you wondering: can this wonder device enhance penis size? Yes, but there is a but. The science tells us that the change in length is only temporary. This means that in order to maintain the results, you would need to commit to penis pumping as a lifestyle. You can think of penis pumps as of going to the gym or hearing aid, in a way: in order to maintain results you need to keep using it constantly.

In a way, penis pump can be seen as a sort of a compromise: it can indeed enlarge your penis, but with no irreversible changes to your body.

Some promote penis pumps for premature ejaculations. The pump, keeping the penis erect without stimulation, can help you develop sexual stamina.

If you’re taken a bit aback at the idea of sticking your penis into such a device, we understand you. It does take caution and consideration to use penis pump safely. Its misuse can lead to blisters and even tissue damage.

Right away, a word of warning, blood thinning medications combined with penis pump can lead to trauma. Penis pumps might be dangerous if you have certain blood disorders such as sickle cell anemia. We highly recommend talking to your doctor before using a penis pump.

Also, the cylinder of a pump shouldn’t touch your penis. If it does, you should move up a size.

Read on to find out about the pump types and the relevant safety risks.

Penis pumps come in three different types: air, water, and electric.

Air penis pumps are the earliest to be introduced to the market and the cheapest ones, albeit with a swerving: in the process of pumping air pockets are created, which increases the likelihood of a barotrauma. Moreover, this type of pump requires both hands engage, which some might find somewhat inconvenient.

The second(and, arguably, the best) generation would be water pumps. The aforementioned air pocket problem is resolved in this type by filling the decompressed tube with water. This eliminates the formation of air pockets and leads to a smoother, more even blood flow. Requires one hand to use.

Electric pumps. The third generation. Safer than air pumps; not as safe, but cheaper than water pumps. As with water pumps, these require just one hand to use them.

Now, that we’ve covered the different kinds of pumps, let’s take a look at the brands.

Bathmate HydroXtreme7.

The form of this water pump is best suited for people with average penis (5.1in≈13cm).

The Hydroxtreme uses a detachable bulb-shaped hand pump. To use Hydro extreme, fill its cylinder with lukewarm water(as with any water-based pump), attach the hand pump to the release valve and pump the water off till the bellows at the base of the device remain depressed.

The pump includes a comfort pad inserted into the bellows that serves as a barrier between your skin and the bellows, so that it feels nice and soft.

Penomet Penis Enlargement Pump

Another water-based penis pump. Penomet comes with gaiters of varying force so that you can pick the level of suction that fits you the most. The manufacturer claims that switching the gaiters, whether systematically or randomly, leads to faster results.

The brand promises up to 3 in increase in length and 30% in girth.

Bathmate HydroMax.

Bathmate is an easy-to-use water-based pump. It features a bellow system facilitating for 360° pivoting, which allows for effective grip at any angle. To lower the pressure inside the cylinder – simply push the device against your pubis. The pump comes in 5 different sizes. You can keep track your progress via the measurement gauge.

Bathmate Hydro7.

Allegedly world’s first water-based penis pump, Hydro7 is designed for people with average penises(5-7in). The brand promises the maximum penis length achievable with the device of 8.5 in and girth of 6.7 in. Otherwise, the working principle is similar to that of of Bathmate Hydromax: pumping with the bellows and draining the water with the release valve.

This would be a good model for you if you’re already of average size and are looking for something affordable to experiment with.

BOS-2000 Penis Enlarger Pump

This is an electric pump from a reputable brand(over 20 years on the market), designed for erectile dysfunction. Its POS-T-VAC system was rigorously tested and approved by the FDA. The device was designed with safety in mind: it has two safety valves, one internal, which is automatically activated in case of over decompression, and another one, external, that can be activated by the user by pushing the red button. BOS-200 works on AA batteries. The kit includes several erectile rings of different radius and water-soluble lubricant.

Exercises To Enlarge Your Penis.

Simple habit might be a good remedy for a lot of things. More than one would ordinarily expect, even. For example, developing back musculature and maintaining the right posture can fix scoliosis, doing eye exercises may improve eye health, etc. One striking example shows that even bone structure can be altered without any surgical intervention: orthotropics.

Gives much hope for those seeking a safe and cheap way to enlarge their penis, doesn’t it? If even something as stubborn as bone can give way to simple tongue posture…

That keeping in mind, still, science is quite sceptical about any penis enlargement exercises. Most of the evidence is either anecdotal or negligible.

But that doesn’t mean that we have a clear negative verdict here: scientific data on penis enlargement exercises is as uninspiring as it is scarce. It’s up to you whether you would like to be a guinea pig and do the research on your own body.

Knowing how obsession in combination with excessive diligence may lead to sorry consequences, we must give you a word of warning. Be careful with the applied force don’t overdo it. If you feel discomfort, stop doing the exercises. And, of course, it wouldn’t hurt to talk to your doctor prior to adhering to any of the exercises listed below.

Here are some techniques of manual stimulation:

Jelqing Or Milking To Make Your Penis Larger

1) Make an OK gesture with your hand

2) Wrap the O part of it around the base of your penis

3) Apply gentle pressure

4) Maintaining the pressure, slide along to the tip of your penis

5) goto 2

Claimed to enhance both length and girth of the penis.

Probably, the most popular exercise, jelqing has ancient roots from the Arab world.

However, neither its popularity, nor its extensive history excuse some rather unflattering, alarming, even, reports. Doctors report numerous cases of its practitioners ending up damaging their penises.

“…..You’re going to harm the nerves, veins, and arteries in the penis, which can lead to decreased sensation and — ironically — erectile dysfunction…..”

– says Seth D. Cohen, MD/MPH, a urologist and Director of Male and Female Sexual Dysfunction at NYU Langone Medical Center.

Such constant abuse of your member can lead to the damage of arteries, supplying blood into it, which, ironically, means erectile dysfunction. You can also damage the nerves in your penis responsible for sexual pleasure thusly.

Penis Extenders -Stretchers To Make Your Penis Bigger (do they work?)

We’re gonna be honest with you, it has proven difficult for us to find out the exact physiological mechanisms upon which penis extenders are supposed to work. (Perhaps, this is due to the device’s initial purpose being to treat Peyronie’s disease. ) Yet, amazingly enough, this means of penis enlargement actually seems to work somehow!

The rationale behind it seems to be that long periods of traction deal microdamage to cells, which are replaced by new ones, thus resulting in tissue growth. Kinda similar to the principle behind going to the gym to increase muscles.

Penis extender is not exactly a very sophisticated, yet effective device. It consists of two plastic rings, one to be worn on the base of the penis, the other one – before the glans, and a traction device in between which, in turn, consists of two metal rods with a mechanism for incremental adjustment of thereof and weights to pull the flaccid penis down.

And science seems to support the benefit of penis stretchers in penis enlargement. Although, some studies would indicate that the results are negligible.

But still, as for non-invasive penis enlargement, this device appears to score the best so far.

One would wonder why this wonder device hasn’t gained more traction.

Well, even though it is the most effective non-invasive penis enlargement method, it has it’s drawbacks too. First of all, before you see any results you have to wear an extender for several months for 6-9 hours a day. Not really an awful lot of much fun, considering that wearing the device is uncomfortable to wear and you have to wear it only when flaccid. Users have reported painful sensation when the device slips off the penis. One user complained that it’s quite difficult to use the device while sleeping because “once you have an erection… you will immediately wake up and it’s not a pleasant feeling”.

Bottom line: the most effective option for those seeking size enhancement, but intimidated by surgery; still, has some design errors that can lead to some discomfort during the use.

Reports of side effects are quite rare and generally, mild. However, just as with pretty much anything, overabundance of vigour be dangerous. Aggressive use can possibly lead to pubic bone edema or damage skin or blood vessels. So, if you keep it within the margins of reasonable and don’t keep pushing it to the limit despite the discomfort, you should be fine.

But there is a cheaper, safer more effective option which I will share with you shortly.

Now let’s see what the market has to offer us.

ProExtender Penis Enlarger and Exender

In a word, the reason why we gave this one the first place is reputation.

ProExtender was originally intended as a medical device for those undergoing reconstructive penis surgery. But its creator, Dr Jorn Ege Siana, was curious if it could be used by ordinary men for penis enlargement. And it has proved effective! There’s been a study that reports average increase of 2.8cm(1.1in).

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Thus, we have an effective, clinically tested, comfortable penis enlargement device. That said these contraptions are not used by the adult film stars because they simply cannot afford something going wrong however rare it maybe.

But there’s more! The brand offers a complete gentleman’s set for penis enlargement to guide you through the journey from the beginning to the end. It includes the device itself, 30 day supply of VigRX erection enhancing pills, 30 day supply of Semenax semen enhancing pills and a CD with exercises. Stand-alone penis stretcher is available for purchase as well, but ProExtender insists on their system for the best experience.

Quick extender pro

A brand with customer experience in mind is quite refreshing to see in such a niche(not to say fringe) area as penis enlargement. And the customer experience is outstanding indeed. The company utilises a built-in order tracking system for maximum transparency and offers 6-month money back guarantee. And, most importantly, the device is quite comfortable to wear due to the double strap system the brand devised. As for the productivity, the average increase over 6 months is 28%(wearing Quick extender pro for 6-8 hours a day).

QEP offers 4 kinds of packages:

Deluxe limited edition. Includes a month’s supply of RizerXL(sexual enhancer), penis pump, strong springs, memory foam comfort pads, 6 volume DVD set and other bonuses.

Deluxe standard edition. Features a month’s supply of RizerXL and 6 comfort pads.

Value edition. Beginner’s kit that basically consists just of the extender itself.

Curvature and Peyronie’s. A kit with springs specifically adjusted for treating Peyronie’s disease and straightening the penis.

Phallosan Forte Penis Enlarger

What’s different about this model is it’s form-factor. Phallosan Forte uses an elastic belt to be strapped about your waist to attach the device to the penis, which is convenient when you’re wearing the device in public, since this way of attaching it makes it much more inconspicuous. Moreover, rather than fixating the glans via a strap, Phallosan Forte employs a vacuum system: a bell goes over the head of your penis, while a vacuum chamber attached in front of it pulls it in place. To further minimise any discomfort, the kit includes a delicate protector cap.

The brand promises up to 30% length increase in 6 months and up to 20% girth increase in the same time interval.

Male Edge Extender Enlargement Device

This brand offers a comfortable and compact traction device. Medically graded materials, comfortable and lightweight model. You don’t wanna weave around with a bulky device in your pants, right? (Well, naturally, hardly there is a technology on the market to allow you to wear a traction device inconspicuously in some good tight jeans, though. Don’t expect quite that level of compactness.) Remarkably, the tractile force can be adjusted to up to 2800g(which is a lot), so that’s some power to be careful with, – just a reminder.

Male edge is basically a revised version of jes-extender, which has dominated the market since 1994.

PeniMaster Pro

This penis extender uses a self-adapting connection to the glans. The elastic piece of polymer of a roughly spheroid form assumes the form of a glans of any form or size, fixing it in place. This fixation is facilitated by vacuum applied through the valve in the piece(a little pear-looking hand pump for this purpose is included in the kit). The direction of the pull can be adjusted(Which might come in handy for those who’d like to straighten their penis; the device has even proven effective in reducing penis curvature during the course of Peyronie’s disease treatment.). The kit includes PeniMaster Pro belt expander system, which can be worn in different manners from a shoulder suspender to a knee belt. This system, claims the manufacturer, is quite unnoticeable and can be even worn during some sport activities like jogging.

Different Surgery To Make Your Penis Bigger.

Naturally people tend to look for non-invasive methods of penis enlargement first, if not out of the fear of lying under the surgeon’s scalpel, then out of the fear for their wallets.

It seems like surgery, despite the two above mentioned shortcomings, would be a 100% solution, wouldn’t it? There’s just no way it wont work: the change is being done here and now, in the concrete sculptings of flesh.

Well.. it’s true that surgery would definitely change something, but there are also quite a few caveats here.

Surgery carries risks of infection, and disregard of post-surgery hygiene/treatment in severe cases can lead to penis removal.

Yes, that’s right, there is no way back. You should understand all the seriousness of the situation and carefully follow any of the post-surgery instructions. Secondly, as we shall find out, in some cases there are trade-offs to be made that not every man would be willing to take.

Now, let’s consider the scenarios available to you if you’ve chosen surgery and further illustrate the risks associated with each method:

(Spoiler alert: medical professionals are generally sceptical of penis enlargement surgeries.)

Fat Cells Injection To Make Your Penis Larger.

This is supposed to increase the length and/or girth, but it may lead to deformities, in severe cases requiring penis removal.

The American Urological Association (AUA) and the Urology Care Foundation “consider subcutaneous fat injection for increasing penile girth to be a procedure which has not been shown to be safe or efficacious.”

Fat Grafting Penis Enlargement Surgery

Less invasive. Basically taking the fat tissue elsewhere in the body and grafting it onto the penis. This can be effective, however, the gained size disappears over time, which requires repeating the surgery multiple times to achieve the desired result.

Put simply, the method grants an average 2.39–2.65 cm increase after 12 months, however your member can lose 20-80% of the gained volume in a year.

Ligament suspension.

“…..Human penis is attached to the pelvic bone(namely, the pubic symphysis) by the suspensory ligament. This ligament supports your penis when it’s erect……”

Cutting it does lead to increase in flaccid length, since the free-hanging penis is detached from the pubic symphysis. However, this method does not increase erect length. Moreover, you will end up with your erection simply hanging down, rather than standing proudly. Which, besides slight loss in grace, can lead to difficulties during the process of penetration.

“The AUA also considers the division of the suspensory ligament of the penis for increasing penile length in adults to be a procedure which has not been shown to be safe or efficacious.”

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