#Danny already has ghostly LoA members doing everything he wants and doesn’t want. why would he want to deal with the living

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Danny: No Mother I do not want to take over the League of Assassins. I have enough problems keeping the floating eyeballs from making me king of a Lazarus dimension, I do not need any of gramps living followers making my job even harder than it really is, the dead ones are enough of a headache.

Talia: But Danyal-

Danny: besides I’m already dead see *goes ghost* I cannot rule a living organization so ha

Talia: being dead is not an excuse in this family and you know it.

Danny: *goes human because being dead did not work* oh now we’re family. I thought I was just the spare for your perfect little heir

Talia: now habibi-

Danny: oh don’t you start with the pet names, you are only here because Damian was smart enough to see through grandfathers bullshit.

Talia: Damian is just getting training from his father nothing more

Danny: and yet here you are trying to convince me to take Damian’s place.

Talia: …

Danny: you know what’s the worst about all of this. Thanks to being dead I got to meet lots of the OG League members and I got to say Gramps has really lost the plot. The League of SHADOWS was supposed to help the world from the shadows and make things better but gramps took one too many dips in the Infinite Realms sewer water. Now he’s killing the people he should be supporting and letting the world rot around him.

Talia: …

Danny: so no Mother I will not be taking over an organization that long ago lost its purpose. Now are you going to introduce me to dad or not.

Not at All How He Imagined This Going

Should I start numbering these things? Another Dp x Dc demon twins prompt for the list.

It’s surprising that a legion of the League of Assassins are so close to Gotham. While being a few states might not be what most consider “close”, Batman is not most people.

It’s also peculiar that they’re so out of the way. After all, a small town like Amity Park has little strategical advantage aside from a lab owned by Dalv.Co.

Infiltrating, while not simple nor easy, is doable, and necessary for reconnaissance. And they come upon…. A tied down Damian sassing Talia? Or rather a Damian clone sassing Talia, because Robin is right next to Batman. Who the clone has just glanced directly at. Despite them barely being seen. Great.

This is not at all how Danny thought he would see his brother again. Or meet his father. Or spend his Thursday night. Welp, he’s already been digging his (third) grave plenty tonight, might as well up the ante.