#Danni Rodgers

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Staring Contest with a Dead Teenager

Author's Note: This is based on a comic posted on another tumblr account. The link to it is pasted below, at the end of the oneshot. In this story, the Avengers in this one shot consist of Steve, Natasha, Clint, Loki, Bucky, Thor, Sam, Bruce, and Tony. For those who need a time line, this happens before Avengers: Age of Ultron, but after Captain America: Winter Soldier.

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DP x Marvel

New York City. Known as the city that never sleeps, and the city that keeps being destroyed or attacked by abnormal criminals or invaded by alien armies. Pretty much anything can be considered the norm for a city that's been through as much as New York.

Apparently, there are entities that take that as a challenge.

For almost every other day, these.... creatures appear out of seemingly nowhere. The Avengers would suit up, get there, only to find nothing but minimum property damage. The Avengers helped out the emergency workers there with the fearful civilians. But aside from a little dirt and dust from the debris, and a couple scratches here and there, they were all relatively left unharmed.

Back at the tower, the Avengers held a team meeting to discuss the strange event. Yeah, they thought that it's great that the chaos stopped, but the question that continued to run through the Avenger's mind is, why?

The Avengers doubt the reason being them. Based on the limited reports they received with these creatures abilities, flight, intangibility, super strength, emitting qualities, etc; the list just seemed to go on. If Earth's Mightest Heroes were to go into battle against one of these entities, the Avengers would definitely have their hands full in such a fight.

But it only happened once, the Avengers just shrugged and went back to the tower, hoping that this was just a one time occurance.

They hoped, but they didn't hold their breath. With their luck, the Avengers doubt this to be a 'one time thing'.

A few days later, the Avenger's suspicions turned out to be right. Calls and reports came rolling in of another entity, this one different from the last but definitely part of the same species, causing chaos and destruction in New York once again.

Again, the Avengers suited up, arrived, and no one was there. This time, there were some witnesses who retold the group of heroes what happened with wide eyes.

To their surprise, another entity appeared, fought the first one, before containing it in a cylinder object and then fleeing the scene just before the Avengers arrived. They stayed to offer their help once more, but there wasn't much needed to be done.

Like the first time, there was minimal damage and aside from scrapes and bruises, the civilians were pretty much left unharmed.

This process happened for two weeks straight, and many of the Avengers were beginning to become restless with lack of answers. So, they began to search for them before/after every attack.

The first thing they did, thanks to Tony, was look through the security footage. But every single footage and camera they look through, it's all scrambled and only during these entities appearance. But once they leave, the footage cleared up as if it wasn't even glitching out in the first.

Now Tony, Loki, and Natasha are curious while Sam, Steve, and Thor seem frustrated, Thor even more so surprisingly. And the rest were just neutral, really, they are just curious about what's going on.

After another two weeks and the Avengers finding basically nothing. Steve was getting serious. These occurrences have happened too many times and the Avengers have made zero progress in figuring out what's going on.

The soldier was getting antsy.

He needed to know what these entities are, who they are, and what the hell are they doing in New York?

So, one day, upon arriving back at the tower, none of them didn't even get the chance to change out of their uniform when Steve turns to the group.

"We need to contact Fury."

Fury wasted no time in getting to work.... they didn't do much better than the Avenger's much to Fury's own frustration.

All the more proving the need to know these creatures and their purpose. The only thing Fury, Hill, and the rest of their people managed to do was isolate the energy signature these entities give out.

The best plan they were able to come up with was for the team to split up and discreetly patrol New York until one of these signatures appeared.

On the first day, nothing happened, same with the second, only for them to have missed the appearance of two entities on the second night. At least that solidifies the many eye witness reports of one entity appearing to take down the other before the two would disappear.

That didn't stop the frustration and anger the Avengers felt for the missed opportunity. The next day they stayed out longer and into the night, waking up early to begin the next day.

It was that day that something happened while Tony, Steve, Loki, and Sam were on patrol, the rest asleep and waiting for their turn to take the evening/late night patrol.

Hill suddenly spoke into the comms.

"A energy spike down Park Avenue!", Hill suddenly exclaims.

"I'm close by, on my way. Be there in five.", Tony announced, already adjusted his flight.

"Stark, you can't just go flying in. We don't know what these things are.", Steve protested.

"I thought this was the whole point of your patrol schedule thingy that you roped the rest of us in with Thor's help.", Tony snarked back with a roll of his eyes.

"All I'm saying is that you should wait for back up before encountering the hostiles.", Steve tries to placate Tony.

"Hostiles, hostiles. Why are we making this plural. Based on reports that you oh so love to use, one of these so called 'hostiles' have been doing our job for us.", Tony shot back, "I say we got at least one friendly and one hostile."

"The point is, we don't know.", Steve retorted, voice sounding more strained and harsh in his alarm, "We have to be careful with this-."

"Too late. Spotted them.", Tony interrupted as his screens picked up and zoomed in on bright flashes of green and blue light in the distance, "I'm going in."

"Stark!"

Tony was quick, flying and coming to a quick stop, hands out and blasters charged up and at the ready.

.

.

.

Only to stare at the side of a kid sucking up a tall pale figure into what looked to be futuristic thermos in a bright flash of light.

Tony had his face plate flip so as to see whether or not his systems were malfunctioning.

But nope.

Floating kid is still there, also noticed Tony flying there. He clutched the thermos tightly to his chest with a sheepish deer in head-lights look on his face. Is that green smoke coming from the strange contraption.

"Stark! One of the signatures just disappeared.", Hill exclaims urgently in the comms, "What do you see?"

He sees a kid. But Tony, for the life of him, couldn't bring himself to say a seemingly simple sentence. Still staring at the white haired floating kid, who just stared dumbly back.

"Be careful! The remaining entity is close to you. It seems to be very powerful!"

They were being shown up by kid. Not gonna lie, that hurt Tony's pride actually, but also made the playboy, billionaire, genius, philanthropist very much worried.

What the hell happened to this kid in order to gain the kind of power that makes Maria Hill worried?

Why is there a floating kid again?

And Tony just hovers, staring at the kid, because based on his 'deer in headlights' look becoming more obvious, the kid could hear Hill through the comm. He waits for the kid to speak first.

And the damn kid just says, "Hi there."

What is Tony's life right now?

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As stated from the top, this is based off a comic, here's a link to the original below.

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Teagan, Brightney. I forgot Toodles rabies shot again 😭

*Toodles in the background just acting fucking feral.*

(also recommendation for brightney. Red and fancy font.)

.....Darling, how does this keep happening?

It's one of your only jobs with her..

[firedemongaming]

He is doing it because he was told to.

John's instructions weren't 'escape those'

His instructions were 'figure out how I escaped those'

Even if Danny can escape just fine how own way, that's not what he was told to do

And phasing out would bypass the meaning of the lesson (that being that it's good to know the non-magic methods (even if they're not easier for Danny in this case))

John knows this (he chose the lesson after all) so while he might have a laugh when he realises Danny hasn't noticed he's phasing out of it, he probably wouldn't criticise Danny for not using his phasing to escape

Because in this scenario, phasing out of the cuffs is the wrong answer.

Because John didn't phase out of them

He unlocked them with the key he nicked.

So John Constantine has canonically exorcised a ghost by telling it to piss off, so imagine, if you will, this:

Box Ghost:*appears* I am the Box Ghost, prepare to meet your rectangular and cardboard DOOM

John: Piss off

Box Ghost: *disappears*

John: Now, as I was saying-

Danny, sleep deprived and one ghost attack away from a mental breakdown: *in awe* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS MAGIC MAN

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Box Ghost, in the Ghost Zone: What the *bleep*

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Law & Order: Criminal Intent Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Danny Ross/Liz Rodgers Characters: Danny Ross, Liz Rodgers Summary:

Danny Ross is happily dating Liz Rodgers. He can't get enough of her. He's Captain of a great squad. He's a father of two wonderful boys. He isn't good at expressing himself, but he loves all of them. And he wants one more moment to tell them. A moment he was robbed of.

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Behind the Curtain Musical Poll

Okay, so here are the cast listings for each musical.

Music Man:

Rio: Henry Hill

Agatha: Marion the Librarian

Jen - the Mayor

Billy - Marcellus

Wicked:

Rio: Fiyero

Agatha: Elphaba

Jen: Glinda or Madam Morrible (I have no idea which would be funnier; if this wins, that will be the next poll.)

Billy: Boc or Wizard

Legally Blonde:

Rio: Emmett

Agatha: Elle

Jen: Callahan or Vivian

Billy: Chorus (European Gay)

Beauty and the Beast:

Rio: Beast

Agatha: Belle

Jen: Gaston or Sorceress

Billy: Lumiere or Cogsworth

Cinderella (Rodgers and Hammerstein aka Brandy Cinderella):

Rio: Prince Charming

Agatha: Cinderella (obvs)

Jen: Stepmother OR Godmother (i really cannot decide)

Billy: Lionel

Grease:

Rio: Danny

Agatha: Sandy

Jen: Rizzo

Billy: some other character idk

This will only be up for 24 hours because I just want to get through with it. I'm just having difficulty choosing between them. Reblog/share to friends who are interested/reading my story please.

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Just a little snippet of conversation I imagine Vlad and Danny having in the middle of a fight.

Danny: Brett Favre would be very disappointed in you and that’s a FACT.

Vlad: For the last time, the man isn’t dead Daniel.

Danny: Vince Lombardi is. I wonder how disappointed he would be.

Vlad: Daniel, stop.

Danny: Nope! I’m going to call Aaron Rodgers and tell him what you did!

Vlad: Gasp YOU WOULDN’T DARE.

Danny: WATCH ME.

Vlad: You can’t threaten me Daniel! I know where you live!

Danny: ignores him Better yet, I’ll go into the zone and talk to that Lambeau guy. Hey, how does it feel to root for the only team in NFL history that didn’t sell out a Super Bowl?

Vlad: Tell me this Daniel, how is it that you claim to not watch the Packers play, but you can remember all of these insignificant details about my favorite football team?

Danny: Easy. Pause for dramatic effect I’m a Bears fan.

Vlad: immediately tries to kill him

Danny: Whoa! Haha, Didn’t see that coming! Unsportsmanlike behavior from the offense!

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New intro <3

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hello dear beloved mutual. WHAT the fuck is happening in iasip?????? i thought it was wholesome like mr rodger's neighborhood or smth?????

I HAVE NEVER SAT UP SO QUICKLY

IASIP is NOT wholesome at all, I'm sorry I've misguided you

It is genuinely a show about horrible people doing bad things. It's a completely satire show and you're not supposed to condone these fuckers at all. They ruin pretty much everyone who interacts with them's lives (besides a trans lady!! Shout out to Carmen)

Like. It's genuinely a great show because one minute you're like "man they're just silly guys" then they open their mouth and you're sitting there with your mouth open or head in hands

The main characters are: an unchecked autistic guy who is illiterate and a stalker, a BPD guy with a god complex who is a possible psychopath and hinted at could be a serial killer, a gay man who has daddy issues and Catholic guilt that's so bad he is homophobic half of the time and is basically in a relationship with the possible murderous psychopath (they're the definition of codependency), Danny DeVito <3 (who is manipulative as FUCK), and then a woman who is the twin to the possible murderous psychopath and could be a decent person if she wasn't around the rest and tried

It's the longest lasting sitcom and is pretty well written and as long as you acknowledge the show is satire and VERY reflective of the time it was airing per episode, you'll have a fun time. Like. It should have awards. It's impressive in many ways. And the creators ARE the actors. I'm not kidding. One of the guys gains and loses 60lbs for a single season and it's dedication. They also ship the two codependent fuckers openly. There's 16 seasons and there's another coming soon

But yeah. A ton of sensitive content happens so it's not for everyone. There's a few episodes removed from streaming for certain content

Here's the first season episode list:

I'm in season 9 still. I literally can write essays about these fuckasses.

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If "Killer Klowns from outer space" was an animated series my head cannon voice actors for each would be...

Klowns:

Shorty - Tom Kenny (SpongeBob)

Bibbo- Bill Fagerbakke (Patrick star)

Slim - Rodger Bumpass (Squidward)

Spikey - Dee Snider

Fatso- Jack Black (Bowser)

Chubby - Danny Devito

Rudy - Mathew Lillard (Shaggy)

Magori - Michael Keaton

Frank - Frank Welker

Slam- Johnny Depp

Jumbo - Patrick Warburton

Daisy - Tara Strong

Rosebud - Jodi Benson

JoJo - Kevin Michael Richardson

Humans:

Mike Tobacco - Ralph Macchio

Debbie Stone - Mila Kunis

Dave Hansen - Ashton Kutcher

Curtis Mooney - Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs)

Rich Terenzi - Billy West

Paul Ternezi - Jason Marsden