#Dank Duo
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dees-nails · 2 years ago
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Polish featured: Cirque Colors; Dank Duo - Wake And Bake (thermal) + Blaze Glaze (topper)
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theoniprince · 10 months ago
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Papierkram? - Screw it!! Zeit für Fußball⚽
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veny-many · 1 year ago
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Wolffe: (comms in)General, I need you here right now. We can't find Comet. I think he's lost.
Plo: Is it urgent situation commander?
Wolffe: Not exactly sir... Just he always wanders around like his name. And I need him to help my paperwork.
Comet: Due to my respect, commander. I think you can finish that things by yourself.
Wolffe: Comet, get in here right now.
Comet: Can't do that sir, I'm lost.
Wolffe: But you're with general.
Plo: The problem is, commander Wolffe, that it seems I have lost my way as well.
Wolffe:
Wolffe: DANK IT ALL OF YOU
Plo: I have explorer's blood through my family's, Wolffe. You shouldn't expected less of me.
Comet: Wait, really?
Plo: Yes, 'Koon' in my family name means 'explorer'. I do love seeking and...
Wolffe: Enough. Both of you. I will find all of you myself and make you suffer in eternal paperwork. Good luck.(comms end)
Comet:
Plo:
Comet: Woops.
Plo: Indeed.
Comet: We should buy some hot chocolate before he found us sir. It's his favorite.
Plo: Brilliant idea, corporal.
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lunasilvis · 3 months ago
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Oh, du musst nicht in Deutsch antworten!
Ja, wir verstehen auch viel Niederländisch. Aber nicht alles ... Und du bildest super Sätze!
Both languages are irrefutably closely related. But it's tricky, there are also great distinctions which make both languages wildly different. For example, a friend of mine dates a German girl from Oberhausen (just 30 minutes across the border). Now, an American or British or French person could think this makes for little obstacles in communication - since both our languages sound so alike. Yet, 3 years of their relationship in, they still need to speak in full English to make themselves understandable haha. And the accents when speaking each other's languages also are so different.
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seva22715 · 1 year ago
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I think this was done for Halloween.
But damn, Duo started leaking.
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theepunisher · 2 years ago
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x-i-l-verify · 1 year ago
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my favorite part of c!dream's ''evil lair'' aka the house he built to spite c!techno, is the sign across the door. 'NO TRESPASSERS ALLOWED (technoblade too)'
he really had to be like 'yes, techno, i mean you' because he knew that techno would've seen 'no trespassers' and went 'well surely that doesn't apply to me'
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boombatze · 2 years ago
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Danke CAVA & Lewia
Das Datum hatte es in sich. Keine der ursprünglich angekündigten Bands haben tatsächlich gespielt. 🤷‍♀️ Hier erfahrt ihr, wie es so kam.
Das Datum gestern hatte es in sich. Keine der ursprünglich angekündigten Bands haben tatsächlich gespielt. 🤷‍♀️ Zuerst standen nur Heckspoiler, dazu kamen dann Millie Manders & The Shut Up aus London. Die Engländer*innen mussten dann leider ihre komplette Euro-Tour canceln, da ihr Bus kaputt gegangen war. Und wie einige wissen, ist das Business für kleine & nicht so bekannte Bands in…
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reginalusus · 12 hours ago
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Ok so what if I put them in Dark Souls.
Ok, ok, ok, this fucking concept has been stuck in my head for around two months and I never bothered to draw it because I don't enjoy drawing armour and shit as you can see, but I managed to get a rough sketch of some stuff out yesterday and today.
If you would like to hear me yap about how DC Dank Souls would work and Two-Dads boss fight and their designs, feel free to go under the cut. ^-^
So it's basically a Souls-like game where Gotham is a decrepit, corrupt kingdom, even more so now that Bruce Wayne/Batman has died, and the player plays as a random, chosen Gothamite that must take down the villains/morally questionable of Gotham. Obviously I'd have Harvey and Jason be the final boss due to their personal connection with Bruce. They'd have the biggest banger of a boss theme known to man and work as a duo, similar to how Sister Freide and Father Ariandel work, or Lorian, Elder Prince and Lothric, Younger Prince etc. (both from DS3).
Some quick notes about their designs.
Harvey - Blindfolded like Lady Justitia. - His scales are a sacred chime, so they can emit miracles and be used to buff. They are also pointed with a dagger - can be used to stab as a back-up. - Due to Harvey having 'fallen angel' imagery, he DID have angel wings, but over the years and as his corruption grew, they became tattered and broken and sore. They drag behind him like a cape.
Jason - His lower body is bandaged, similar to the bandages he was wrapped in prior to being placed in the Lazarus Pit. - Grim Reaper imagery, but rather than a scythe, he uses twin sickles. Sickles are normally better for prying the hard-to-reach and tougher elements of a crop. - His eyes glow similar to the Lazarus Pit.
First Phase Harvey and Jason share a health bar in the first phase. Jason is very aggressive and will attack the player with quick and brutish heavy attacks with his dual sickles. He can also throw knives, use the environment to leap around and use a chain grapple to grip the player forward. Harvey will buff Jason in the background with his scale chime. Sometimes he will buff Jason's speed, sometimes his strength - however, before he does this, he will flip his coin and there will be a distinct ding. When that ding goes off, the player has around three-five seconds to hit Harvey and prevent the buff. The player can choose to be aggressive to Harvey since he is mostly idle during this phase, but he can admit a divine AOE (Call of the Jury, perhaps it's named) from his chime that will push the player back, forcing them to fight Jason. Git gud.
Second Phase Once the health bar is drained, a cutscene will play. Jason will fall to the ground in defeat, spluttering blood and essence from the Lazarus Pit. He dies. Harvey will fall beside him and cradle him, weeping and lamenting as he does so. He will mumble something like, "a second death to a second life would pleaseth us… however, for one as beloved as thou, we want a third," before carrying him to the Lazarus Pit. He will set Jason into it, before turning to face the player and removing his half-helmet, as well as his blindfold. They will drop to the ground, and from Harvey will admit Janus, melting into view gracefully at his side as a sort of spectre. Double health bar now, woo!
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This fight play similarly to the Pontiff Sulyvhan fight from DS3. Harvey will no longer bear his scales and coin; he will swap them for dual swords resembling the Sword of Justice. Harvey's attacks are not as heavy as Jason's, but they are smoother and more elegant, similar to the Dancer of the Boreal Valley from DS3 or Rellana, Twin Moon Knight from Elden Ring. Janus deals less damage but, again similar to Pontiff Sulyvhan, will actually betray what move Harvey is about to perform, giving the player a chance to learn movesets.
Third Phase Once Harvey is defeated, another cutscene will play. He will fall on one knee, crestfallen and weak. He gazes over at the Lazarus Pit and from it will emerge Jason. He will pull down his hood, revealing a distinct, crimson helm that contrasts with his green eyes beneath it (think of Pursuer from DS2). He looks over to Harvey and approaches him before helping him to his feet. Harvey flips his coin, and it comes scarred side up. Jason and Harvey will then face the player, unyielding. Then the health bars pop up, wooooo!
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Jason will be similar to his first phase, and Harvey will be similar to his second phase, minus Janus. They are both aggressive, but one will tend to give the player breathing room now and then. Sometimes they will have choregraphed attacks where they work together, sometimes one will try to grab the player so the other can unleash a flurry of attacks. They have separate health bars obviously, so the player will have to choose which of the two they want to try and tackle first, or they can even out both. Git gud.
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oddballwriter · 1 year ago
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Dwelling in the Night
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Series Masterlist
Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4
Summary: There's a new vigilante figure out on the streets at night. And there's also a new neighbor on the same floor as Steven and the rest of the boys.  
Warnings: Mentions of blood, dead bodies, crime, all that. Reader is a vampire so it's implied that they consume blood and all that. Also, Y/N kills, but the act is never actually written or depicted. Steven being dumb and clueless for reasons of the plot. This is mostly Steven-centric and Marc-centric but Jake's here too but doesn't really do anything for the plot other than simply have some lines that progress the plot. Gender-neutral reader with they/them being used for them. Heads up, it does get a bit confusing in one part but I think it's fine.  
Author’s Snip: I wrote this in one sitting and it's currently 1:30 am. Honestly, anything to stall my studying for an exam for one of my classes. I wrote this fucking unit of a shot involving my love for vampire Y/N's just to do it.
Notes: Please appreciate vampire reader. We need more of that in the x reader community. I as a reader would love for that to happen more often. Thank you.
Word count: 2,600~
I’ll shut up now. Enjoy!
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The system took pride in their patrolling. Even if it was still doing work for Khonshu, they were still free in what they did when coming across a criminal rather than being yapped at. It brought a sort of satisfaction of taking, or at least scaring, another threat off the street. But things were getting weird, and slightly disturbing.
Criminals had started to drop like flies with a theme of them being found in dark alleys with bitten throats, but there was never any blood to be found that made sense with their wounds. Just their pale corpses with looks of fear or shock in their glazed-over eyes.
Jake admired the simple tactic of scaring off would be scum by the fear of being the next person in the obituaries, but he had to admit that the method of doing that was unsettling. He just killed them and let whoever came across the scene be shucked with cleaning the mess.
Marc worried that this other party wasn't actually someone necessarily on "the right side" and this was an actual threat to the public that just so happened to have a streak going with having their victims coincidentally being criminals.
It wasn't until they came across two cases that proved that worry otherwise.
The first was a girl they found running around the alleys in a panic. When they went to her and asked if she was okay, she was babbling about something in her panting. "There was this guy! He dragged me into the alleys, he held up a knife to me and was threatening me!" she explained pointing in the general direction, but she kept talking "But this... in the shadows, there were these two glowing lights, like eyes! And this person came out from there and grabbed them." she said. "I just ran off I didn't know where to go! They were blocking off the way to the street." she exclaimed.
It was actually Steven who was fronting then. He helped her calm down and led her out of the alley system and back in to get the perp and maybe help whoever got him away from the poor woman. But when he found the guy, he was like all the others he and the system had heard about.
Dead with a bitten throat, fear on their face, and hardly any blood in the pool for it to make sense.
The second was with Marc himself. He dropped in on a duo of muggers who cornered a young man, getting a left hook in on one of them. But his buddy ran off into the dark and dank alleys to get away. Marc needed to do a few more punches to get the first down and out before chasing after the second, but he swore he could've seen a figure follow after them in the corner of his vision.
He heard the sound of what must have been the guy's scream as soon as Marc moved on.
But when Marc got there, he was already on the wet brick floor writhing and grabbing at his neck. He saw them. A figure in the shadows where the backlights couldn't reach to show them in all say for a silhouette, had ducked into another alley. "Hey!" Marc called to them before chasing after them. But when he turned the corner, they were gone, only seeing a complete dead end.
When Marc came back to the guy, he found him trying to breathe through a gargled, and bitten, throat. He tried his best to help the guy since he was still alive. Unfortunately, bites to the jugular weren't kind injuries to those who are dealt them.
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"I don't understand," Steven mutters as Marc slides back into their flat after patrolling and finding a few more crooks who came across this other person. "Why the injuries to the neck? And how is there hardly any blood?" he questions, "There's nowhere for it to go. There's nowhere for them to go. They just come out of nowhere and pick these blokes off and leave in such a short moment.".
"I don't know. And I don't think I want to know. This freak's keeping the load easier for us by doing whatever they're doing with these guys." Marc says, emphasizing the word 'freak'. "Hey, watch who you're calling a freak, amigo. We aren't exactly normal either." Jake says, mostly joking. "Yeah, sure. But we're not the one who's having our guys come up without a drop of blood left in them." Marc defends.
A crash is heard from nearby, in the flat next door.
"The hell's going on over there?" Marc muttered to himself as a reaction to the sound, but Steven said a name almost instantly.
"Who?" Marc asked.
"It's Y/N. They're our neighbor. They moved in a few months ago." Steven answered. "I've never heard of them." Marc comments before Steven quips back with "That's because you two hardly meet anybody.".
"Give me the body for a bit. I want to check on them. That sounded like something big fell over." Steven requests. Marc shrugs and switches out after briefly instructing "Put the body to sleep when you're done.".
Steven un-summons the suit, steps out into the hallway, steps towards your door, and knocks. After a beat, the door opens enough to have your head pop through, but not enough to show the rest of your flat like a fully opened door would. Which he didn't really mind, you always did this whenever he or anyone would knock. "Hello." Steven greets you with a little smile.
You look worried at seeing him in front of you. "I heard a pretty loud noise come from your flat. Is everything okay?" Steven asked. "Yeah. I'm so sorry. I knocked over a shelf." you answer. Steven is shocked for a bit, "A shelf? My word. Are you sure you're okay? Do you want me to help you lift it back up?" Steven stresses as he moves to the side to peak into your flat to see how bad the damage is. But you quickly pull back in and tighten the width of the open door to a sliver , making him unable to see the inside with a "No!".
He pulls away, startled at the sudden reaction.
You open the door back up to step out again. "I'm sorry about that." you timidly apologize. "It's fine. I can pick it back up on my own. Thank you for offering to help and for your concern." you say. "There's some blood on your hand." Steven notices. You pull your hand behind your back at the realization. "It's fine. I'll clean it up myself." you blurt out as you go back into your flat with a quick "Good night, Steven." before closing and re-locking the door behind you, all before he can properly react.
"Good night?" Steven repeats back in confusion.
"That was weird." Marc comments, exposing that he had watched the whole thing go down. "Yeah. They... are a bit strange. They don't really come out most of the day." Steven explains. "Why were they up this late?" Jake buds in, having seen it all too. "It's nearly four in the morning and they look wide awake and aren't in any pajamas." Jake adds.
The next time Steven saw you, you were bringing a huge box into your apartment a few days after that night.
"Need help?" he asked. "Sure. It's actually really hard to drag around." you admit. As he picked up the other end of the large, and heavy, box and walked with your pace into your flat you spoke. "I'm sorry about the noise and acting weird a few nights ago. I was just embarrassed from having woken you up." you explain. Steven gently huffs, "No need to apologize. I wasn't asleep anyways. I was pulling an all-nighter like you were." Steven reassures. You look at him for a moment, "Oh right. Yeah. I do that a lot. I do better with work at night." you remark.
You two manage to get the box past some things it would have bumped, into and into the space between the space of your bedroom and living room. That's when he sees that there's no bed there in your bedroom area, glancing at the box to see a depiction of a bed frame.
"Changing furniture?" Steven asks. "Yeah. I already sold my old one." you say. Steven quarks a brow, "When? Have you had to sleep on your sofa-?" he asks as he turns towards your living room area before interrupting himself with a "Woah!".
There in the area, where a coffee table should be, was an authentic-looking coffin. "Quite the decor there." Steven comments with a breathy little chuckle. "Yeah. I like the look it had." you claim.
Looking around your flat for the first time, Steven could see it. It wasn't exactly goth per se, but there was a weirdly somber and antique look to your decor. It had that same attic look that Steven's did, but you had an attic feel of that of an abandoned house that was left for the dust bunnies to call home. Almost haunted house-esk with the draw curtains adding to it all.
"Is someone in there?" Steven jokes, mostly to himself. "No." you stutter out, "But it does still open." you mention as you walk towards it to show him by lifting the lid.
And, wow. It was real. It still had the pale pink padding and even the pillow inside of it, still pristine as ever, ignoring a couple of scratches on the outside wood.
"Impressive. How'd you even get your hands on this?" Steven asked. You thought for a moment, most likely trying to recall the answer to that question. "Some funeral places have spares that never got sold. So they sell them for a much cheaper price." you say.
Steven nodded as he took another look at the coffin.
"Well, it really is a nice touch." Steven complimented. "Thank you." you reply with a sigh.
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Again.
And again.
One alley crawler dead and paled out after another.
Finding the bodies seemed to become a normal accordance for the boys when they were out doing their rounds around the city. Whoever this was at least started to lean the bodies against the wall after doing the deed now so that there wasn't just some corpse in the middle of the alley's street.
He was still finding the people this person 'saved' too. With them saying the same thing each time. Talking about a person in the shadows with a pair of glowing eyes being the only visible thing about them and then having gotten whatever criminal tried their luck yanked away into the said shadows with a scream echoing as the victim ran to safety.
They never see the actual person though. They don't seem to wear a costume like they do. No mask. No suit. Their only identity keeper they have being that of the shadows that exist beyond any light sources. The only sign of it being them is just the animal-like glow of their eyes. And one brutal calling card for those who came to see where they were.
Tonight was different.
Marc heard the sound of gunshots and rushed to the scene. But he found someone running for their life trying to leave already. He grabs a hold of them, thinking it was a person escaping a forceful mugging till they tried to aim a gun at him. Thankfully, he manages to subdue them.
"That thing tried to get me!" they shouted frantically as they attempted to get loose. "You gotta let me go, man. I don't want to be another body found around here." they beg.
"They tried robbing someone." a voice rings through.
Marc, and also the person he was holding down, looked towards where it came from. He notices the eyes first, with their white pearly glow surrounded by the rest of their shadowy form. The eyes almost looked like the system when they wore their suits, though it was dimmer, just enough to pierce through the darkness, and looked more like the glow was coming from the irises than the whole eye.
"I stopped them before they could pounce. This one was holding more firepower than most. I didn't want to have to risk it." the voice spoke again.
It felt a little haunting. The glow was almost disarming somehow, and their voice was calm and collected as it naturally echoed through the walls of the buildings, and sounding almost familiar. Marc stood there just staring at them till the person he was holding started thrashing harder in his hold, "Let me go, that thing's going to fucking kill me! I swear to god!" they pleaded.
"You're in his court now. You aren't my issue anymore." the silhouette says looking towards the person from where they were before looking back up at Marc.
"Sorry about me leaving my actual catches around." the silhouette apologizes. "I have nowhere to put them." they add as an explanation.
"Why kill them?" Marc questioned, speaking before really thinking. "You kill some of yours don't you, Moonknight? I don't see why you're judging me." the silhouette remarks. "I meant in the way that you do. I just kill them and leave them. You do... something to them." Marc speaks, hesitating for a second at the latter end.
The silhouette stays silent for a second seemingly striking their eyebrow from the way their eyes move. "I have reasons to do it that you probably wouldn't like to hear." they say. "We're doing the same work either way. My method is just more intense than yours tends to be." they comment before slipping back and disappearing into the shadows.
Marc calls out a "Wait!" but gets nothing in return.
He's just left alone with a scared shitless would-have-been mugger and more questions.
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"Hey!" Steven calls out as he does a brief jog over to you in the hallway. "About time I catch you out in the day." Steven jokes. "Oh. Hello, Steven. Yeah. I needed to run some errands." you say, giving an explanation for the rare occurrence. "Good thing you've come back. It's been overcast all day and would rain at any minute." Steven comments.
"Anyways. I knocked on your door yesterday but you didn't come to the door at all." Steven mentions. "Oh. Really? I'm sorry. I'm usually asleep in the day because of my all-nighters." you claim.
"Really? You've got to be the hardest sleeper then. You're like the dead in there. I knocked hard for a while." Steven explains. "So I've been told." you nervously laugh. "You must be real tired if you usually sleep in the day then," he comments. "Yeah. But I have to deal with it." you say.
"What did you need?" you ask.
"Oh. Nothing from me. I was told to tell you, by the landlord, that there would be a check of the fire alarm system next week and that some might go off." Steven explains. "They tried to knock on your door the day before I knocked, but I guess you were asleep." Steven says. "Yeah. I probably was." you reply, "I'll send them an e-mail or something telling them about my sleep schedule." you mutter to yourself.
"Well, nice running into you. Go get yourself some rest." Steven says as he bids you goodbye by patting your shoulder. "Be sure to wrap yourself in something warm too. You're a bit cold." he adds.
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This may be an out-there one but stick with me for a sec! I remember Leona going off to Jamil about how Kalim’s best asset is that he’s friendly and he knows how to use that to sway people whether he knows it or not. With that in mind, may we see Kalim’s magical charms work on Maleficia?
Consider this interaction as a part 2 to this one! They just happen to flow together really well.
P.S. For no reason at all, you should totally go read Jade's School Uniform vignette :))
Family means Nobody is Left Behind or Forgotten.
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A single spot of sunshine lit up all of Diasomnia's dank, gloomy lounge.
Kalim, a gargantuan smile plastered on his face, was seated at a table, playfully swinging his legs back and forth. He had with him a portable stove and a tea set, both ridiculously fine and expensive. His friend Silver would soon be there, and the two would delight in sharing an afternoon snack and catching up on one another's lives.
I wonder when he’ll get here! Kalim thought, angling his head toward the doors that spilled into the room. He said he was meeting up with his dad first, so maybe they’ll come together?
From a corridor came faint voices, low and calm, like lost souls afraid to startle their own shadows. The shapes of two people extended along a stony wall, green candlelight haloing them as they approached. Their forms steadily grew larger and larger until they had, at last, consumed all light.
"Silver?" Kalim called as he hopped out of his chair.
A pair entered the lounge, chasing away the sun in favor of the stars. Cloaked in black and pale-faced, inhuman horns protruding from their heads, they heralded in the night and bad dreams like the monsters from under one’s bed.
Kalim greeted them with cheer anyway.
“It’s you, Malleus!! You’re with your family today, huh?” he cried out, excitedly waving at the duo. “Didn’t think I’d run into you. Usually you’re so hard to find for meetings!"
“Asim. I had not expected to encounter you myself.” The corner of the prince's mouth lifted into a slight smirk. "Perhaps you've not looked hard enough."
"Gahahah! I'll try harder next time then!"
“Who might this be, Malleus?”
“Excuse me.” His eyes slid to the woman beside him as gestured toward Kalim. “Grandmother, I give you Kalim Al-Asim, a fellow dorm leader. Asim, my grandmother, and current queen of Briar Valley.”
“Your grandma?!” Kalim’s exclamation echoed off the cavernous walls. There was no effort to conceal his shock, not in tone nor in face. “Whoa, I never would have known…! I thought she was your sister or something! You look a lot alike.”
Maleficia chuckled darkly. “We fae mature quite differently than humans. Our true age rarely shows.”
“So you look a lot younger than you actually are? That’s so cool!” Kalim laughed, oblivious to his own brashness as he ran his mouth. “There’s someone in my year level that’s kind of like that too. Have you met Riddle? He looks small but he’s actually super smart and responsible! I really look up to him!”
Maleficia nodded as she patiently listened in.
Next to her, Malleus slowly surveyed the room, then allowed his gaze to drift back to Kalim. “If I may ask, where have your own relatives, Asim? Were they not to accompany you today?"
“Oh, that!! Only dad could make it this year. He had to take an important business call, so he said go hang out with some friends and he’ll catch up with me later!”
Kalim indicated the canister beside his tea making supplies. “He brought back a new blend from one of his trading partners. It’s a rare tea made with petals and buds from the Queendom of Roses and Briar Valley. That’s where Silver’s from, so I wanted to share it with him!”
“A tea made in part with plants from the Briar Valley, you say…” Malleus cradled his chin in one hand. “Most intriguing. Our kingdom is a small, isolated one. It is not often that our culture is able to merge with that of another."
“The Queendom of Roses is the country east of our continent,” Maleficia said sagely. "It is not only known for its roses, but all kinds of flowers that blossom in the springtime. Being that our Briar Valley is more northward, our flora tends to be much hardier than that of the Queendom."
"That means your flowers and theirs are different somehow, right? It's neat how someone thought to bring roses from two completely different places together!" Kalim grinned widely. "It's like going to a feast where each guest brings a dish from their culture so everyone can have a taste of where they come from.”
Maleficia stared at the young man, her expression indiscernable.
“Oh yeah, if you guys are interested in it, you can try some!” Kalim offered.
Malleus cocked his head. "I believe you stated that your intention was to share the tea with Silver?"
"Don't be shy! It's my treat, and there's plenty to go around! I'll go and brew it. Take a seat while you wait!"
“Hmm, if you are offering… I suppose it would be rude of us to refuse your thoughtful invitation. Grandmother?”
“No objections.”
The Draconias slunk to the table and sat, their lithe forms melded with the quilted leather chairs. They looked right at home with their refined posture, commanding the lounge from their thrones without so much as lifting a finger.
Kalim appeared like nothing more than an attendant in the powerful presence of royalty, buzzing about and fiddling with various tools as he set to making the tea.
Removing the lid off of his kettle, he poured in enough water to fill most of the vessel up. Kalim set it upon the portable stove and cranked the heat up. A soft electric hum started, and the flat disc upon which the kettle sat slowly warmed.
“What a strange device," Malleus mused, his brows creasing at the various dials and settings on the stove. "Would it not be more efficient to prepare the tea with magic? A single puff of fire breath would also suffice to hasten the tea."
"Probably! But you two are my guests. It's my job to feed you and make sure you're enjoying yourselves! This is my way of doing that."
As he talked, Kalim kept his hands in motion. He popped the cap off of his cannister, scooping out unassuming mounds of dried leaves and flowers and letting them fall into each teacup. First, the queen's, then Malleus's, and himself last.
"In my home country, guests are always served before the host. It's to welcome people into our homes. 'You're my friend, and I respect you. I want to honor you with food and drink, to treat you like you're a member of my family.' That's the feeling behind it!"
“I see. So this is the hospitality that comes specifically from the Scalding Sands.” A small smile formed on Malleus’s lips. “I do recall similar kindness from my trip to Silk City. The people of the Scalding Sands are very friendly and warm, much like the sun.”
“The times have certainly changed,” Maleficia remarked. “Back in my day, the children of man were not quite so open-minded. To invite fae to any gathering was to invite danger—such was the common sentiment.”
“Ahhh, that’s too bad. Being left out of a party never feels good!” Kalim let a rare frown appear. “I guess I never realized how lucky I am to live in a time where all kinds of people can be friends.”
The kettle rattled on the stove, a high-pitched whistle erupting from its spout. He swiftly removed it by the handle, and set to pouring hot clear liquid into Maleficia’s cup, then Malleus’s, and his own. Curtains of steam rose up, hiding his features as he chewed on his thoughts.
“Silk City wasn’t always as big as it is now,” Kalim finally said. “My ancestors found a way to use the waterways for trade. It connected us to new information, goods, and people. Then over time, the population grew into the big community we know today.
“Things changed a lot! I’m thankful that they did, because that means all of us can experience so much more together, like this tea. The world really opened up to us.”
The leaves and rosebuds started to unfurl, their colors and flavors seeping into the hot water. A subtly sweet, mellow scent wafted up, filling the lounge with a flowery perfume.
“Indeed, it has.” Maleficia agreed. “Our Briar Valley is set in its ways, yet the world around it seems to constantly shift. I did not think I would live to see the day a child of man so fearlessly entertains me for tea myself—but here we are, fae and human, on equal terms.”
She reached over and squeezed Malleus’s hand. He laid another over hers and smiled back. There was something sad and haunting in their eyes, a mutual understanding of something far darker than their words would allow.
“Yeah, it’s great that we can do stuff like this without worrying anymore! Speaking of, I think the tea’s about done brewing. One last final touch…”
Kalim picked up his entire sugar pot and inverted it over Maleficia’s cup. Several cubes tumbled out and splashed into the beverage. The typically composed queen startled at the sugar and tea concoction (especially when Kalim produced another sugar pot and proceeded to do the same to Malleus’s cup).
“Is this… customary?” Maleficia carefully inquired.
“No, we’d usually add more! Luxurious tea is sweet tea!!” Kalim responded, totally oblivious to her shock. “I thought I’d just be serving Silver today though, so I bought way less sugar than I usually do. I hope it’s still to your liking though!”
“Ah, this style of tea would be the same kind I was served in Silk City. The… exceedingly sweet kind,” Malleus said warily. He spoke no more, but the warning had already made itself evident.
“… I understand. This dish is an integral part of your culture.” Maleficia lifted her cup with the grace and elegance befitting of a queen. “I shall partake in your saccharine fare… Asim, was it?”
“Yup, that’s me! Kalim Al-Asim.”
“Fufu. I will remember your name and face, Kalim Al-Asim. Of that, you can be certain. After all, I had the opportunity to hear many interesting things from you. It would not do to forget such an important individual—and a beloved companion to my Malleus.”
She swallowed her overly sugared tea without flinching. It was strong, peppered with floral notes—two adjacent springtimes at the same threshold. To one side, the Queendom with a sweet medley of rainbow flowers clustered around its roses. To the other, the once great Briar Country, its rosen blooms shrouded by bitter bramble.
So different, yet still meeting in the middle. Humans and fae, reconciling under the same sun.
“How is it?”
Maleficia slowly lowered the cup from her lips. They ached from the sugar in a single sip, yet she was satisfied all the same.
“It was delicious.”
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cell151 · 2 months ago
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Okay, after this depressing Signalis idea, here's a happier one.
A much needed smoke break in a side corridor...
It was one of the few places in the facility where there was a spot that was out of view of the security cameras. No one would report such an oversight.
Maybe Adler, Star thought as she took a drag of her cigarette. She glanced at her superior officer fidget with her cigarette. The Storch was not a heavy smoker but always took a cigarette when offered. Sometimes she would light it and puff or she would do as she did now: roll it between her fingers. She often did that pens, paperclips or anything small she got her hand on.
"Ration for your thoughts, comrade," Star said playfully.
Storch took a deep breath and cleared her throat. "I really enjoy having you under my command. I value your skill and company, comrade."
Formal as always. "Is this my employee review?"
"If you like." Storch popped the cigarette in her and leaned down for Star to light it for her. "Danke." She took a drag on it and grimaced at the taste. "Would you forgive me for being blunt about something?"
Star shrugged. "You always are."
Storch took another drag on her cigarette and contemplated her next set of words. "I have feelings for you, Starling."
Star nearly spat out her cigarette, managing to grab it as she coughed. "What?" she wheezed.
"Shhh! Not so loud! The walls literally have ears." Storch checked the nearby vents for any eavesdropping Arars. For all their complaints about being overworked, the worker units had time to learn everyone's business.
"How come you didn't tell me sooner Legs? And why now?"
"To answer the latter, it's been pestering me lately and I wanted give you notice in case you wanted to switch to a different Storch." She noticed Star giggling to herself. "What? I want to be professional about this."
"Storch, be honest, is anything professional around here?" Star waved her hand around. As if on cue, a whole set of lights down the corridor flickered and died. "Not exactly Heimat or the space stations around Tannhauser Gate."
"I hold myself to a higher standards than most."
Star grinned. "Oh I know." She playfully poked Storch in the side prompting a snort from the taller Protektor.
Storch blushed and cleared her throat again. "Also I noticed you were quite close with the Eule in D Block. I didn't want to interfere and I didn't know if you were...interested...in me." She let the cigarette fall from her hand and she stepped on it. "That's it."
Star nodded and took one last drag of her cigarette before putting it out. "To answer that last question." She lifted her hand and placed it on Storch's chest armor. "I am."
Storch's eyes went wide. Protektor units didn't engage in casual physical contact, unless the Stars were sparing, and one certainly didn't put their hands on another unit's armor. A jab to one's chest armor was invitation for an ass kicking. A gentle touch was something different.
Storch nodded in understanding which prompted Star to cover her mouth to stifle a laugh.
"As for the conflict that you raised, I guess I'll just have to upgrade from a duo to a trio."
This idea was completely foreign to Storch. "Wait. What?"
"Of course. Having two girlfriends doesn't break the Rule of Six." Star grinned as she saw Storch fight back laughter. Her fingers started drumming on the hilt of her baton as the Replika had to find something to fidget with as she went through a round of mental gymnastics.
"Huh," was Storch's conclusion after she composed herself. "I'm quite surprised by all this, Starling."
Star shrugged. "What can I say, Legs? I like to live an adventurous life."
Now it was Storch's turn to grin. "You mean like the time you almost blew up the ammunition dump because you wanted a smoke break?"
"That happened one time!"
A few cycles later...
Eule was excited for her meet up with Star, who said she had a surprise. The door opened and Star greeted her with a kiss.
"Hello there. Little Owl, I want you to meet a close friend of mine and hopefully she'll be a close of ours."
The Eule was shocked to see the taller Protektor standing in the room.
"Guten tag," Storch said with an awkward wave.
"O-Oh! Hello!" Eule let out a yelp as Star picked her up, sat on the bed and placed her on her lap. The smaller Replika's cheeks burned as Storch came over and joined them.
"I'm hoping we could all be friends," the Star said, wrapping her arms around Eule's middle while the Storch gently ruffled her hair.
Eule nodded enthusiastically. JACKPOT! When the two Protektor units paused and then burst out laughing did she realize to her horror that she said that out loud.
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smicksstuff · 2 years ago
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YN and Mason had a secret relationship. You guys haven't made it public just yet, however, a slip from a buddy changed everything.
tis’ the season
mason mount x leclercsister!reader
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yn_leclerc 14 days to christmas
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masonmount🎄❤️
alex_albon cutting it close this year eh
yn_leclerc im sorry i was busy 😩
lorenzotl looking good yn!!
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moneymase is that who i think it is?
chelseaboys there is no way mason would date her. who even is she?
moneymase mate there is no need to be rude about it. you don't even know them.
isahernaez you made gingerbread houses without me? 😔
yn_leclerc sorry babes🥺
arthur_leclerc the gingerbread house looks good im coming to steal it
yn_leclerc stay away from it 😠
arthur_leclerc NO 😈
pierregasly hmm are we just ignoring the obvious here
yn_leclerc go away pierre
charles_leclerc @yn_leclerc dont be rude
yn_leclerc 😝
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masonmount its that time of the year again ✨
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declanrice cute 😍
jackgrealish I thought yn knew how to ice skate
yn_leclerc JACKKKKKK
jackgrealish oh shit my bad. it was bound to happen.
landonorris FINALLLY!!
landonorris no more secrets. i hate them.
charles_leclerc YOU GUYS ARE DATING?
yn_leclerc stop being annoying you knew about it
arthur_leclerc im telling maman
yn_leclerc OMG @lorenzotl HELPPP
judebellingham my favourites! 🔥
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princemason mason mount + y/n leclerc = matchmade in heaven
chelseafans doesn’t she have enough already. why does she need mason too?? bet you she has no clue about football
moneymase mate if you dont like it, just leave.
benchillwell finally!! my favourite duo. 😍
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masonmount santa knew what was on my wishlist this year ❤️
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yn_leclerc love you ❤️
georgerussell63 merry christmas 🎄
jackgrealish oh god not the cheesy christmas photos 😫
masonmount you did this to yourself mate
yn_leclerc this is just the beginning @jackgrealish 💋😉
philfoden stunning as ever
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pascale.leclerc.355 my 2 babies
arthur_leclerc uhh maman what about me
charles_leclerc and me too
yn_leclerc 🫢🫢🫢
kaihavertz29 Fröhliche Weihnachten ❤️
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yn_leclerc you + me under the mistletoe ❤️
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judebellingham ❤️❤️❤️
masonmount my 👸
charles_leclerc WHAT MISTLETOE ? NO NO NO
yn_leclerc 🫢
sophiaamelia my babygirl is all grown up 🥺❤️
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jackgrealish yn looking amazing as ever 😝
masonmount hey stop hitting on my girl
yn_leclerc OH NO JACKK what did you do?
jackgrealish 💁🏼
arthur_leclerc to many many more christmases like this ❤️
lorezotl yes many many more
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isahernaez just wait till C and I arrive 🤩
carlossainz55 im in a party mood. and I'm bringing my kid with me 🥳
landonorris who is the kid?
isahernaez who else?
landonorris just checking 😊
sebastianvettel merry christmas leclerc family. see you guys soon ❤️🎄
yn_leclerc danke seb. cant wait! ❤️
sharlleclerc OMG is it another seb and charles christmas?
danielricciardo where is my invite? 🤔
yn_leclerc but you are in kangaroo land
danielricciardo yea thats right atleast im not freezing my bum off
yn_leclerc come back here
danielricciardo when the sun is back
mickschumacher credits ??
yn_leclerc all hail resident photographer micky 🙆🏼‍♀️ love ya ❤️
gina_schumacher technically i took some pictures so why does only mick get the thanks
yn_leclerc love you gina!!! thank you schumachers ❤️
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kann you do headcanons/oneshots for gustav in 2003/2004 who has ein crush on fem reader who's in the band. Like Her und Gustav make milkshakes together, und uhm other foods. And they're always laughing and he gets super blushy whenever she's giggling? Kann reader also be someone who likes to dye their hair a lot und gustav helps her sometimes, or watches her do her makeup? Danke schon!! (I'm so sorry for my englisch 😭😭😭 it's so bad)
(hello! Sure I can! Enjoy, schön!)
Gustav Schäfer's Crush
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I feel like he would be able to hide his feelings fairly well
But you catch him at times and there is no going back
Once he is discovered it's over
But he is nice, sweet and pretty cool with you before
He would help you with little things even if you could do it alone
Just always somehow with you no matter what
Seems like a duo of best friends but truly crushes
He admired from afar ever since day one and even as you guys got older
When Devilish was just starting out you guys were practicing you always found a way to somehow annoy each other for giggles
He's be walking behind you and poke you with his drumstick and then flee when you come after him
Especially in that little apartment house thingy we say in videos
Would grab your shit, run and have you chase him only to lock himself in a room
He trapped himself really
Watching TV on the couch with his head in your lap
You guys thought you had crushes pretty well but looking back on it as you guys are older-
That shit was so obvious Tom, Bill and Georg were begging you guys to put them out their misery
Somehow always got lost staring at you as you laughed, smiled or just stood there going over practically anything
Legit mesmerized
You guys somehow found a tradition of making milkshakes together
He got the ingredients out, you got the bowls
You guys would sometimes surprise each other with a new milkshake, you would make his and he would make yours
But most of the time he had your favorite milkshake flavor and just how you liked it down in his mind to a T
You guys were cooking a lot with each other but most of the time it ended in chaos
You guys got banned from the kitchen a lot
Blame him, he threw dried rice at you and then you threw a soda can at him
Nobody's fault really
He finds pride in making you laugh
Be it tickling, jokes, making fun of things or making a fool out of himself
He just liked making you laugh
In interviews he would say something that resulted in you laughing, and you would just be giggling under your breath, sorta hiding your face in his shoulder as he's all smiling
A little blushy I'm not denying it
Gustav saw your little journey of natural hair to dyed hair the whole way
He likes how you look natural haired and dyed haired
He thinks you look pretty either way but if it makes you happy he doesn't mind it
He was the one you asked to help dye your hair for the first time
He sucked at it but it somehow turned out alright
Was proud of his (your) work very much so
He more admired from afar when you guys get older because he doesn't trust himself not to get it in your eyes or moss some spots
But watching you do your makeup is a MUST
He sits behind you as you work on the mirror and stares
He doesn't think he could do the makeup very well but he likes your process
He thinks you look more amazing without it though and is the one to tell you you don't need it
But if you like it and feel good, he'll happily watch you
Maybe get suckered into buying you some
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After days of travel, the group reached a monument half hidden in the desert. They had not come across any well traveled routes throughout their march, and the monument fared no better. Abandoned and forgotten, its monolith a testament to no one. It looked as though the perfect cube of obsidian that glistened in the sunlight had been tilted unnaturally until it rested on one of its edges before being buried deep within the sands.
“That’s not something you see everyday.” Dank covered his eyes with one hand while peering down at the monument. Vestare grunted as she struggled through the loose sand. The weight of her axe had put her off balance as they traversed the sands and her mood had soured from the lack of alcohol over the past weeks journey.
“Let me see this.” Armand reached Dank’s side and held his warhammer out to the monument. It pulsed blue rhythmically, giving off a soothing glow, “It isn’t evil. If anything, this is a holy site.”
“Those are my favorite.” Dante pulled himself up and onto the crest with the others, “Do you see an entrance?” The duo shook their head as Vestare heaved herself a few feet closer to the group.
“Either way, we have to go in. May as well get it over with.” Orlogg said and began walking the edge of the dune, peering at the exposed rock of the monument in search of a way inside. Before he had gotten more than fifteen feet away there was a yelp as Vestare, who had hauled herself to the top of the sandy ridge the group was standing on, toppled over and started to flip down the side of the dune towards the monument below. When she reached the bottom and came to a stop, she rolled uselessly side to side before regaining her balance and struggling to her feet. From the top of the dune came shrieks of laughter from the gathered group who had watched her fall.
~Day 48 of Weyard snips~
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