#Danish nt

[graveltrip]

what a goal

[maybejuel]

SABA was on the Danish youth national team but couldn't continue with football because women's football doesn't pay enough to live on as your only income

[fancymuffins-and-wannabecakes]

The danish men's handball team: *exists*

Me Your friendly neighbourhood dane:

[schlottiisatthebeck]

Finally 😍 Love this black one!

[iceagegems]

The national team did well last night, I'm pleased, it wasn't perfect but it was in the correct direction

[tchouamenii]

morten hjulmand vs england at the euros 2024

[moomin279]

Hamlet act V

[archivingbarca]

fcbarcelona: 🇩🇰⚽️ Christensen departs #Euro2024 after Denmark's 2-0 defeat to Germany

Proud of you 💙❤️

(ig, 29/06/24)

[somedaytakethetime]

"Sunny, did you send this in?" Nope, but clearly one of you sent it in for me and I'm blessed ✌🏻😌

[egyptianking]

Group D

France

People love to talk about Olivier Giroud being the sexiest man in football but to me it feels like a con. I can't name any woman who thirsts over Giroud. He feels like the footy equivalent of Ryan Reynolds where men want to suck his dick but women don't really care.

If you want actual Cock from the French, you've got to look to the defenders, my baby boy Ibrahima Konate and the only valid thing at Old Trafford, Raphael Varane.

Australia

My weakness is terrible Aussie men, it's gonna get really messy when I travel there next year. Anyway, intriguing Cock vibes coming from those guys. They literally have a player known as CumDog. But idk...none of them really....set things alight down under...

But I'll give the points to Ajdin Hrustic for the lil smoulder here I guess

Denmark

Ok we all know of my problematic thing for tall Scandi men. But one thing I'm even weaker for is projecting on a high fashion WAG, and I've been obsessed with Andreas Christensen and his wife for months now. This is a man who will wine and dine you. Buy you all the designer shit you want. Whisk you away to 5 star hotels around the world. Be the Insta Bf you need. And he's the definition of Easy On The Eyes. Cock.

Tunisia

All of these guys look kinda? Old? I'm trying to work out who is dilfy old though...cos a lot of them look like they work long and hard for their families and don't get much sleep.

Captain Youssef Msakni has this strong, capable vibe to him though which is pretty hot. He could hold me in his arms.

Here it is folks, we're posting group by group. This is the long awaited

Lucy Egyptianking's WORLD COCK FINALS

I'll be making my way through each national squad in the World Cup and awarding Cock Points (tm) to the player that does the most to me, be it sexually, emotionally, mentally, hormonally. This is a warning that this is MY subjective opinion and if you don't like it you can make your own list 😡 (and some of you won't like it bc we all know I'm periodically shamed for my haaland posting...)

Anyway, here we go with:

Group A

I won't lie folks, we're not off to the best start. None of these men have set my heart, soul or pussy on fire. But the points need to be awarded no matter what.

Qatar

Khalid Muneer Massed currently looks like someone I'd briefly have a crush on in uni but his previous facial hair loses him considerable points

And Mohamed Waad is a bit like if Luis Suarez was handsome

But ultimately the Cock Points to go Tarek Salman who reminds me of the guy in John Lewis yesterday who I made eye contact with and it made me knock over a shelf of Dior perfume.

Ecuador

Piero Hinacpié looks like he would be cast as the handsome love interest in a local theatre production and I won't lie, his slightly crooked nose is endearing to me.

Netherlands

Ok....I see the appeal of the likes of Memphis Depay, or even Frenkie De Jong. But lbr, we all know I think Virgil Van Dijk is like a god among men, so who else was I really gonna give the points to? Especially after seeing him in those Calvins x

Senegal

I was already sad about Mané but then I also found out that the guy Mousse Wague who I was going to award the cock points to was not even called up?

So I don't even care, I guess Ismaïle Sarr can have the points, half for the help he gave to my FPL team last year. Who even gives a shit.

[pernillecfcw]

What a duo 🤩

[leonsliga]

The boy with a dream 🥹❤️

[walkingintheamm]

it's the most beautiful time of the year (eurocup season)

[messymindmessydash]

Hold nu kæft vi sejler seriøst det sgu pinligt

[tchouamenii]

christian eriksen representing his country❤️

[archivingbarca]

FCBarcelona: 🇸🇮 1-1 🇩🇰

💪 Christensen

(twitter, 17/06/24)