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Ok, also coming up with elaborate questions about your characters now!
Who do you like the most? Completely unapologetic.
A character that isn’t fleshed out but you think they have potential? Could also only be a concept.
Which character made the worst choices, what were they?
Favorite ship!
Which character is most likely to win at monopoly?
Which character is the strongest? (I INCLUDE MAGIC 🪄 )
Who has the best dynamic?
One: I'd say I like Mary Glass the most. She pretty much started this whole family I invented (the Glass family) and also was a self-insert at the beginning so I might be a littel biased, but she is way more fleshed out now and also loves her wife a lot. She can make storms which I wish I could do.
Two: There's this character I just called 'Granny' because I waited too long with coming up with a name for her and now I refuse to. She's like this yellow-wearing tiny asian grandma that used to be a writer and now she's insane and feral with many limbs. She kind of exists in that way, but in terms of personality and what she actually does except be married to the woman she had a kind of enemies-to-lovers thing (also not fleshed out) and bite people. I think she has potential tough and is also fun.
Three: So this is kind of a hard question to answer because I mostly just invent characters and less full stories... 🤔 I think perhaps Daniel (Mary's brother) has made some questionable choices when he became an evil landlord that crushes people to death. This, on one hand, led him to get partners (yay), but also he ended up getting targeted by a group that caused just. So much trauma. So I think his bad choice was fucking around and finding out.
Four: Favourite ship,,,, now that's hard. I really like the one with Daniel and his partners, but there's one other, where the situation is kind of like They can be bad for each other but also the only person that the other could ever be with- The first is named Toby (Short for the chocolate /j) and he accidentally aqquired this power where, when he observes people being happy, they lose their happiness and he gains it. He really likes people but doesn't want to do that, so mostly just stays inside, which is pretty lonely. Cue entry Arthur, a guy who likes watching the stars and also kind of feeds on other peoples loneliness. It's not really his fault either and they just kinda feed off each other, but they are pretty interestind and I like their dynamic. (Toby is Daniel's uncle, by the way.)
Five: Daniel would be most likely to win at monopoly since he is an evil landlord who manipulates people (I love him tough).
Six: I'd say the strongest character is Mary- Not only can and does she summon giant, destructive storms and smite people with lightning but she's also just. So freaking muscly. Mary doesn't punch you and you fall over, she punches you and you die.
Seven: The favourite dynamic I think I have right now is Mary and Daniel (Can you tell I like these two lmao). They're siblings that used to be very close when they were young, mostly bc their parents were shit. Mary ended up getting severe anger issues and leaving as soon as she could and leaving Daniel behind, who on the other hand got more manipulative and very good with words. He blames her for leaving him behind, while she says that he was always the favourite child and could get himself out of trouble just by talking anyways. They really hate each other now and would perhaps even kill, but in that really complicated siblings way where you're still bonded somehow and would fuck someone up for messing with the other. Mary ended up killing their parents and Daniel bailed her out with his cool talking skills and knowledge of court because he gets sued for tax fraud a lot and Mary's wife Jane made Daniel a new arm because Mary asked her to. So yeah. Them.
Thank you for asking and I shall retaliate soon!!
#Mary glass#jane glass#Daniel glass#Arthur glass#Toby glass#Granny glass#Ocs#I love these silly little guys <3#And they mostly hate each other but who cares hehe
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honestly, rupert is so underrated
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Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.
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#they're married okay
#knivesoutedit#glassonionedit#glass onion#knives out#glass onion: a knives out mystery#glass onion knives out#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#benoit blanc#daniel craig#hugh grant#movies#films#*myedits
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Glass Onion + Masks (insp)
#glass onion#byaurore#filmedit#filmgifs#tuserrobin#tuserrachel#tuserdee#userbru#userjasmine#userconstance#usersugar#usersavana#userallisyn#nessa007#userbbelcher#daniel craig#tusertha#useradie#knives out#glass onion spoilers
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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is
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Source: Screen Rant
Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit
#now this just made me think of Phillip spoiling Blanc with gifts and custom suits#annnnddd this just makes me love blanc more#glass onion#knives out#daniel craig#hugh grant#phillip#rian johnson#benoit blanc#benoit x phillip#gay#lgbt#phillips name was explicitly stated by kaj during the among us scene btw#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k#60k
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Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”:
#glass onion#daniel craig#benoit blanc#rian johnson#knives out#batman#world's greatest detective#janelle monae#helen brand#cassandra brand#google#google search#detective
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#iwtv#iwtvedit#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire spoilers#armand#daniel molloy#this is saved as DIVORCE.PSD on my computer#how many marriages has daniel ruined now huh?#the glasses adjusting is incredible#A BRIGHT YOUNG REPORTER INDEED
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I KICK DOWN YOUR DOOR
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Someone’s biggest flaw
Is Jackson just having a single dad arc?
How tf did Daniel acquire partners?
Is the Glass family like, regularly hunted by ppl or?
PEOPLE EAT PEOPLE???
Someone’s best trait
How likely would it be for them to kill any of my characters (you choose) upon encounter
What does Leon do? Where does he keep hanging around and stuff
Most likely to fall into a super obvious trap
The fun continues :D
Oooh okay these are very good questions. Also are you aware of the action often called "opening a door"? It doesn't take long and then I wouldn't have to buy a new one every time you visit, tough of course I am happy that you do.
A big flaw that I have on hand right now is Mary's- She's very quick to anger and often loses it if provoked.
Single dad with monsterous babysitters who give terrible advice, pretty much, yeah!
So, uh, he met Jamie first. He was her landlord and she didn't struggle with money so he visited to crash her house down. Jamie, on the other hand, invited him so she could eat him, which led to a rather awkward moment where a guy with one hand on the ceiling, which has a lot of cracks that suspiciously lead to the beforementioned hand, and a giant monster stare at each other and think "wait, what the fuck?". They ended up not killing each other and went to get dinner instead. Later on, Jamie and Daniel both seperately met Avery, Jamie when trying to kill her and Daniel when Avery accidentally dug him up. Where Ozan comes in I have absolutely no idea but in the end all four of them (except for Daniel and Avery, they're in a QPR) were dating.
I mostly think about what happens inside of the family, but there's a pretty good chance that most of them have a bounty on their head somewhere, so I do think there's people after them every now and then.
Not very often, and most of them absolutely not, but Jamie definitely eats people that he thinks are evil (that's why he wanted to eat Daniel lmao), Avery has certainly had a few and Ozan is probably not that opposed to the idea. The only time they've eaten people together, tough, was after someone hurt Daniel and they were big mad.
I can think of a few; Jane's very calm and patient, Ozan and Jackson very kind and Toby is very compassionate. Tara has a strong sense of justice.
Most of them wouldn't just attack people for no reason, but if Avery was in an especially foul mood and, met Cecil in a dark alley it might smell his rich blood and go in for the kill, but that would have to be, like, total rock bottom for it. Tara would immediately attack anyone that participated in the Mistletoe project, even if they didn't really know what they were doing- They're pretty unforgiving like that.
Leon just tends to appear near people that are going to die soon, both because he feels drawn to them and also it just kinda happens that he looks around and is somewhere else. He mostly tries not to be seen since people tend to freak out over a ghost child continuously crying black tears and he has a few spots like graveyards and such where he likes to chill. He doesn't visit his parents very often, but sometimes he goes to check in on Camilla and run a hand through her so he can tell her which of her bugs are about to die soon. (She names and loves all of them.) What he really gets up to all the time, no one knows.
Mary, if she's mad, will be quick to fall into traps if Jane doesn't hold her back. Ozan has a high chance of accidentally walking into such traps and Granny might just do it for fun if she's bored.
I will get revenge for my door soon!
#Ocs#asks#mary glass#daniel glass#Jane glass#Toby glass#Leon glass#Yada yada I'm not tagging everyone again xp
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benoit blanc dress up simulator
#kinda want this ngl#benoit blanc#glass onion#knives out#daniel craig#benoit blanc fanart#glass onion fanart#knives out fanart#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#gif#animation#flashing#flashing warning#gif warning
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we could've had it all
#this is literally the greatest idea anyone's ever had i am so sad we didn't get this#knives out#glass onion#rian johnson#daniel craig#benoit blanc#my post
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Glass Onion (2022) + Art
#glassonionedit#knivesoutedit#glass onion#knives out#glass onion: a knives out mystery#glass onion knives out#daniel craig#janelle monae#art#movies#films#gay#*myedits
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