#Daniel Mayo

[dance-world]

Gary Jeter, Richard Villaverde, Zachary Kapeluck, Billy Cannon, and Daniel Mayo - BalletX

[littlestsnicket]

title: lunch break

word count: .5k

post season 2; daniel and real rashid are aggrieved co-workers now; the workplace comedy i want the talamasca show to be and am certain i will not receive; set in the same verse as @mitzvahmelting’s rashid is a zoologist fic because i have adopted it as my personal canon

“Do you miss playing butler to the Stepford Wives?”

“We may share an employer, but I still find you immensely irritating.”

“How did you come by that gig anyway? And did the Talemasca recruit you before or after?”

Rashid sighs in a way that is so artfully restrained it comes all the way back around and makes him seem like a diva. “I hold a PhD in cryptozoology.”

“Are you bragging about your PhD to me? I’m not big on formal education.”

“No, that’s the best answer I can give to your question. I was of independent interest to both parties.”

“So Louis thought it was a good idea to hire a cryptozoologist as a butler.”

“I believe it was primarily Armand’s decision. He dealt with most of the minutiae of household management.”

“Why am I not surprised? Armand is weird, man.”

“And yet, I am significantly more fond of him than you. At moments like this, I regret my part in helping you destroy his marriage.”

“Still? He’s probably creeping around waiting to kill you for your betrayal.”

“If Armand wanted me dead, we would not be having this conversation. He would have done it when I found him lurking in my apartment.”

“That’s not fair, Rashid! I spend all of this time and effort trying to attract his attention and he just shows up in your apartment! Was he upset?”

“He allowed me to explain myself.”

“That’s surprisingly magnanimous of him.”

Rashid shrugs. “I wasn’t entirely certain until then, we never discussed it, but he knew I was a Talamasca agent. It wasn’t so large of a betrayal as it might have seemed.”

“So he paid you to spy on him.”

“I asked a similar question. Armand said he wasn’t aware he was at cross purposes with the Talamasca until extremely recently. But I reassured him that we had little interest in his personal affairs, and only provided Sam’s script on your explicit request, so he really only had one newly minted fledgling at which to direct his ire.”

“Throwing me under the bus, Rashid,” Daniel tsks.

“As I said, I don’t particularly like you. But you have little to fear. Armand is inexplicably fascinated by you.”

Daniel frowns. “I think Armand hired you because you sound like a butler and he’s fried his brain watching too much tv on his stupid fucking iPad.”

Rashid makes a face.

“Fine, man, I won’t insult Armand’s intelligence. Maybe he thinks you’re pretty.”

Rashid blushes at that. It’s so subtle Daniel might not have noticed without his heightened senses. He has to restrain himself from crowing and doesn’t do a particularly good job.

“Were you fucking?”

Rashid doesn’t say anything.

“You were!”

“No.” Rashid says, firmly. “And you are lucky the Talamasca doesn’t have an HR department.”

“I don’t believe that for a second, you wouldn’t have hesitated like that. Maybe you’re not exactly lying. Were you having sex so kinky it didn’t even look like sex anymore? I’m sure Armand is into some weird shit.”

Rashid pinches the bridge of his nose. “If I say yes, will you stop?”

“Depends how convincingly you say yes.”

Rashid fixes Daniel with an absolutely dead eyed expression, gathers up his uneaten lunch without breaking eye contact, and stalks out of the break room, slightly too quickly.

“You can’t hide from me Rashid!” Daniel calls after him. The careful deliberate lack of response is satisfying in its own way.

[stellariders]

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE

[princess-olaf]

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[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

don't have a single clue how parkinson's works but one of my favorite hcs is that Daniel got his specifically because having mentally ill gay vampires turning your brain into green eggs & ham during the 70s is in fact Bad For You if you're a human and now it's killing his neurons. also armand one hundred percent figured this out but didn't say anything until post daniel turning because See He Fixed It He Fixed It It's Fine

[thena0315]

Darren Barnet Instagram Update of One Chicago Crossover Event 12.12.24

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[sailingfireshipz]

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[stairnaheireann]

#OTD in Irish History | 18 January:

1667 – Cattle exports to England are prohibited. 1671 – Catholic gentry present petition to Charles II. 1688 – Birth of Lionel Cranfield Sackville, 1st Duke of Dorset, PC. He was an English political leader and Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. Dorset served twice as Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, from 1731 to 1737 and again from 1751 to 1755. In 1739, at the foundation of the Foundling Hospital, he was…

[realmadridnews]

EURO 2024 semifinals - results

Spain (Nacho, Carvajal, Joselu) and England (Bellingham) will play in the final of the EURO and France (Mendy, Tchouameni, Camavinga, Mbappe) got eliminated.

Spain - France 2:1 (Yamal 21', Kounde (OG) 25' - Kolo Muani 9')

Nacho Fernandez - played the whole match. (7,3/10)

Joselu Mayo - didn't play.

Daniel Carvajal - suspended.

Aurelien Tchouameni - played the whole match. (6,8/10)

Kylian Mbappe - played the whole match and assisted Kolo Muani's goal. (7,2/10)

Eduardo Camavinga - played 33 minutes. (7,3/10)

Ferland Mendy - didn't play.

Netherlands - England 1:2 (Simmons 7' - Kane (p) 18', Watkins 90+1')

Jude Bellingham - played the whole match. (7,5/10)

[enterfilm]

UNRUEH (Cyril Schäublin, 2022)

[battlevann]

I never talk about my whole brain people situation (what im calling them because i don't want to say i do or dont have anything specific) because i straight up ignore them. they don't care, they've agreed to not meddle with my personal life and they generally exist solely to help me (or who ever is in charge) function. They have no desire for a personal life (that i know of) or any real desire to keep up communication with me unless absolutely necessary

[littlestsnicket]

title: tall

word count: 100

Daniel nearly stumbles into Armand as he heaves himself off the couch. Armand-as-Rashid would never have let him get this close.

“Fuck, man, what is wrong with you?”

Armand smiles, scrunching his cheeks, reminding Daniel of a chipmunk.

“Lots. You’ll need to be more specific.”

“You spent an entire week pretending to be shorter than Louis. An entire week calculating every move so I couldn’t tell how tall you are.”

Armand raises an eyebrow.

“Yeah. It’s the cost/benefit on that that gets me.”

Armand looks at Daniel with something close to delight before he sweeps out of the room.

[also on ao3]

[stellariders]

me hoping that someone from the cast goes to the NBC Upfronts tomorrow but knowing damn well none of them are going to go.

i’m desperate for new interviews 😭

EDIT: just found out it’s in new york so now im even more sure no one’s going 😭

[tomoleary]

Mayo Daniel Bunker “The Stranger” 1913