#Dandys world Sprout x reader

[the-s1lly-corner]

how would sprout react to a male! toon! user who has anemia and almost always gets heavy nosebleeds while cuddling and they genuinely think that he’s gross for accidentally bleeding onto sprout

also,may i be 🥮 anon?

Sprout x reader who gets nosebleeds a lot

And also the reader is anemic!!

Also makes me curious on how toons are made- like obviously they're meant to look a certain way but were their personalities "programmed"? Thinks really hard and saves this for later

Notes: male toon reader, short post, written on mobile, pre game stuff

CWs: blood... ichor?? You know what I mean TToTT

He doesn't think it's gross- he's not afraid of a little ichor! So don't you DARE think you're gross for something you can't control

If anything he's more worried about you... sure you're not injured and it's just something that happens... but that doesn't stop the knee-jerk reaction to do something about it

He always keeps those small packs of tissues on him in case you start bleeding, as well as a tiny sanitizer bottle for cleanup if your ichor gets in anyone or anything

Side note he does correct anyone who tries to tell you to lean your head back or really instructs you to do something that'd make the bleeding worse... mistakes happen but he's not going to let one make things worse

Guides you to the nearest seat so you can dip your head forward and let the bleeding settle while not having to stand... I don't know about you but standing while pinching your nose during a bleed makes me lightheaded! He doesn't want to risk that for you!

[wafflexdguy]

The gang's all here!

Mandatory Authors Notes:

Featuring Twisteds! 

The Main Twisteds -barring pebble- for now, because I can.

This is basically finding out/Hanging out with the Twisted versions of whom thou simps for.

For the sakes of not dying, they're sentient. At least to some degree.

Angst and fluff.

Honestly, I wanted to enlarge the images but they remained static like that for some reason. Oops.

Tumblr first before wattpad or Ao3 lol

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Astro

"You should run while you still can..."

Finding out that Astro turned twisted may have been harsh but finding him huddled in a corner crying to himself likely would have been devastating for you. It's not until you got closer that he noticed you reaching a hand out towards him in an attempt to comfort him.

He tries to stay away from you; says that it's for your safety so that he doesn't accidentally hurt you. If you stay defiant, he's generally confused and nervous around you for reasons I've just stated, but he's much more... Stable when your around. As in, he won't just attack randomly or unprovoked.

You're typically the one traveling with him whenever he's wandering around a floor. It's similar to Glisten, except immediately upon your departure, he's immediately goes aggressive on another toon until you reappear. Actually, this applies to most Twisteds barring a few. (The more you know...!)

Something I like to imagine that if you were to get him a bigger blanket *because his render shows that he doesn't have one* he immediately goes into a passive state for the rest of the floor until a certain twisted shrimp decides that blankets aren't in fashion anymore and steals it from Astro. Immediately upon the shrimp's death, he goes back to being aggressive on later floors. 

Some fluff interactions happen when you're wandering the floor with Astro, when you decide to start fiddling with his abnormally large hat. Upon feeling a disturbance within the force, he turns around to seeing you playing with his hat, even though it's kind of covered with Ichor. He gets a bit nervous for SOME reason and advises you against playing with it. If you don't listen, he just sighs and sits down and just lets you do your thing. 

He protects you (and any other toon within arm's reach assuming your there too) from other Twisteds by picking you up and running at incredibly high speeds despite him not having that much speed in canon. When you make note of it, he just says he was acting within the moment. 

He gets really nervous when you ask what happened to him or any other Twisted. If it were any other toon, he would just say that it was a freak accident, but he can't really bring himself to tell the truth for varying reasons. But with you? He almost let's himself break. He just stays silent; not intentionally it's just that he's trying to think of the right things to say until you just decide to put off the conversation for later. 

On another note, the only time Astro does go aggressive whenever your around is when Shrimpo is around. And you can't really call it 'aggressive' because all he does is pick Shrimpo up and put him somewhere else. Then just walks back to you and acts like nothing happened. 

Shelly

"..."

"Love you too, Shelly."

Tragically ironic as it sounds, you didn't really see her coming. You heard her, but didn't see her. It wasn't until she was literally looming over you that you finally noticed her, smiling down at you with a twisted smile. What should have been your final moments turned into just Shelly standing right there... staring at you, her smile now being gone.  She definitely recognizes you.

Shelly's confusion effect almost never works on you, mostly intentional on her part but she kind activates it intentionally when she doesn't want you to go so soon, which more often than not is on early floors. The way her tail starts to wag when you decide to spend a little more time with her when you finally decide to give up on the machine is enough to make you smile. 

Shelly can't talk, her vocal cords were torn apart by the Ichor and the most she can let out is dinosaurs noises. She initially thought it was cool, but when she realized that she couldn't rant about dinosaur facts to you anymore it broke her Ichor filled heart. You fill in the gap by grabbing a random book from any floor and just walk over to her and start reading about them. It makes her more happy than she can possibly let you know.

Shelly's likely faster than you, so when another Toon pops up randomly either heading for a machine or going for an item, she immediately goes after them; regardless of what you two were doing. It's where her feral instincts come in and you have to yell after her and chase after her to no avail. Your solution? Acting like another Twisted is chasing you or attacking you, that'll immediately grab her attention and rush over to help you.

Often headbutts you affectionately. Or when she's annoyed when you poke fun at her. It's never enough to actually damage you, but it's enough to get a point across that she wants you to stop whatever you're doing. Or if she's doing it affectionately, I imagine it's like a cat headbutting you trying to get your attention or to show love.

Being that she's based off of the T-Rex, she often relies on you to grab something for her, which more often than not is a book on a low shelf. You might make a T-Rex joke or two, which promptly makes her pout and turn away from you after she gets her book. 

You always flinch when she starts charging towards you on another floor, only for her to scoop you up in a hug, lifting you up multiple feet into the air. Hope you don't have a fear of heights, because this is mandatory with her.

Shelly seems to have Autophobia; the fear of being alone. So she despises when you have to go in order to not spontaneously combust (Game) or not to get trapped on a floor (FPP(First Person Perspective)). She understands, but that doesn't mean she has to like it. And trust me, she doesn't like it.

Sprout

"Hshshivhgnshshshssh..."

"Uh, sure?"

Man, walking around this floor is so fun! Looking for the 11th' machine is so fun! You sure hope that nothing bad happens!

...Hey was that pool of Ichor with a tentacle always there?

Much like Shelly, Sprout can't talk. That likely has something with having looked like Ichor shoved down his throat, preventing him from speaking. Being said, he can make noise that sounds similar to words but aren't exactly words. Maybe you can make out what he's trying to say which would make him at least somewhat relieved. 

Sprout's one of the slowest Twisteds, so that means he can't immediately reach you upon you coming into danger from a fellow twisted. His solution is to use those tendrils that he can spawn and just hold up the Twisted in question, giving you time to escape. This won't work on mains, obviously but the tendrils will slow them down when it wraps around their legs!

Shockingly, Sprout is still protective of his friends and soulmates, so he often follows you around, with the only exception in my personal headcanon being Cosmo, but he just typically hovers over you and more often than not is your personal bodyguard that any of the smaller Twisteds don't bother to mess with. 

He doesn't have time to chase after other Toons. What if the second he leaves you you encounter another Twisted? What if they're faster than you? He needs to be there to protect you! In case you don't get it, Sprout generally ignores the other Toons that walk by the both of you; albeit nervously.

Sprout can't admit it, but he hates that he can't bake or cook with you or Cosmo anymore. Even if you didn't participate in the baking or cooking process, he misses just being able to hang out with his best friends. But when you hand him a pastry that tastes much like what thou baked in the past, his heart melts and it makes everything much easier to deal with. 

He doesn't dare try to touch you with his Ichor arm. Not because he can accidentally hurt you with the claws, but because the Ichor might turn you into a twisted. He just can't bring himself to risk it, but he's more than willing to give you a pat on the back with his non-corrupted hand.

Occasionally, Sprout does attempt to do a machine, just to see if he can help you or Cosmo out, only to break the handle accidentally. So imagine him just shifting his foot uncomfortably while you just give him a dead stare upon finding out that he effectively broke a machine. 

"You fool; you've doomed us all."

"Rraaghshsahsiarlkghjscsh."

"Sprout, that's not an excuse."

"Rahsghshgakchs!"

"Sprout."

"Rshhsh..."

I'd like to imagine that Sprout constantly has Ichor dripping from his mouth and not just his feet, so when he's looming over you while you're doing a machine, he might accidentally drip some Ichor on you. Which might be harmless, who knows!

"Oooshshsh..."

"Sprout..."

Vee

"Look at me."

"Vee, you're right in my face, how can I not look at you?"

Ads pop up everywhere you look. It would be really funny if it weren't so annoying, and the worst part? They're all about a game show your familiar with, with a face you wish'd you see again... 

Hey, why does everything feel so slow all of a sudden...?

The second Toon able to talk. Vee doesn't have vocal cords to damage or a mouth to fill to the brim with Ichor. You get to hear all of the snarky comments she has to say when you fail a machine, congrats! She just stands there condescendingly, "I could do so much better than you could right now."

"Then do it."

"No."

All bark with no bite, this one. Vee constantly self-boasts and compliments herself about how popular she is(n't) and says that she could rush through all of these floors without a single issue and having it be the upmost quality. If you noticed, she has 5 stars on extraction, so that's where it stems from. Despite this, you would likely call her out on her bullshit for... varying reasons. (Cough -Powering Off...- Cough)

Does she apologize for any of it? Kind of. Vee only self-boasts, but nothing is really ever directed as an insult towards you intentionally. But if she knows she's putting you down mentally, she will back off and sometimes gives you things like bandages or medkits or smoke bombs to make up for it.

Vee's softer side kindly appears whenever you're exhausted from all of the machines and offers (forces) you to be carried around until you're finally up and running again. You thank her for it, only to be given a 'it's no big deal.' and then proceeds to walk off to find a toon to hit or kill. 

Ads. Ads, everywhere you walk. You know how Twisted Vee has a cooldown with how often she can do ads? Not around you. If she doesn't want you to go anywhere, she will throw constant ads in your face in order for you to just stop for a minute to hang out with her. She sarcastically quizzes you on what the previous ads was advertising and does get genuinely stunned if you answer correctly, since she's assuming you didn't pay attention to it.

My headcanon is that her tail constantly twitches violently, so when she hits you while you're walking behind her, it's the only time where she'll show actual panic because that actually did damage to you. After being reassured that you're fine, Vee forces you to walk in front of her to avoid another incident like that again. 

Vee's way of protecting you is just basically picking you up and watching as the twisted hopelessly hops in an attempt to grab and hit you. She finds it humorous while you're likely yelling at her to not hold you up by your leg. She never really listens as she walks away with you finally set upright on top of her head. 

Don't question it.

[sammylkcho]

Hey I was wondering if you could do a sprout x reader*g/n* (romantic/fluff) with just a reader who likes to bite him like in a vampire away since he’s like a strawberry so the reader likes to bite and just slurp the flavor like a vampire (I don’t know how to explain it so Srry if it’s hard to understand)

I decided to turn this into a half-headcanon with a oneshot because when I tried writing the full oneshot, I hated the result. So, here we are jnwdajkdsa

hope you like it! <3

—I feel like the first time you bit him, it was simply because a voice in your head said: "He's like a strawberry; strawberries smell good and have a tangy juice that makes them taste nice... would he taste like that too?" (A bit of a silly way of thinking, but hey, no judgment here)

—So... *sip*

—It happened during a hug, and you just buried your head into his neck and gave him a small bite, nothing too serious!

—Yes, he tasted exactly how strawberries would taste.

—Though Sprout’s flavor leaned more sweet than tangy

—Our dear Berry Boy must have been VERY confused when you did that

—"Oooh, they look like vampire marks! :D" That’s probably what you said after getting a tiny taste of him

—He likely just felt a slight tingle on his neck after you did it, unsure what to make of it

—Eventually, when the two of you discuss it and agree that it’s okay, it might turn into a peculiar but endearing little habit.

—Oneshot time!

You had been patiently waiting for Sprout to finish baking an apple pie that both of you had been craving for days. Today was the perfect day to make it since neither of you was busy—especially Sprout, who was usually the busier one as one of the mains.

While the pie baked, you kept him company, chatting about your activities over the past few days. You mentioned how Teagan had invited you for tea and how Glisten had given you some tips on "the perfect attire."

The atmosphere was cozy, almost domestic, as if nothing else in the world mattered except for the two of you. It was a sweet, heartwarming moment.

The timer Sprout had set finally went off, pulling both of you out of your little bubble.

He smiled at you before turning around to grab oven mitts and carefully remove the pie from the oven. He handled the tray with precision, ensuring he didn’t get burned.

Moments like these weren’t uncommon between the two of you. Sprout’s love for cooking, especially baking, often led to such shared experiences, where you’d keep him company in the kitchen and spend time together.

But this time, you didn’t tease him about how impatient you were to taste his creation, as you usually did. Your thoughts were elsewhere, swirling with curiosity as you kept watching him.

How would your beloved Berry Boy taste?

Sure, anyone would assume that Sprout, being a strawberry, would taste like one. But the idea left you unsatisfied.

You needed to know. Would his juice lean sweeter or more tangy, like some strawberries could?

“All done. Now we just need to let it cool” Sprout announced, his voice breaking through your cloud of thoughts.

You noticed the apple pie resting on the counter, steam curling lazily from its surface as it cooled. Oddly, you didn’t feel the usual craving for the dessert.

“Mmh... it looks delicious!” you replied with some enthusiasm, though your focus was elsewhere.

Before your sweet tooth could kick in, you stepped closer to Sprout and hugged him from behind, surprising him with the sudden action.

Resting your chin on his shoulder, you inadvertently loosened his scarf.

You pretended to nuzzle into his neck, eliciting a lighthearted chuckle from Sprout, who seemed to find your playful antics endearing. Then, without much thought, you gave him a gentle bite—like a cat—and even sucked a little to settle your curiosity.

It was..

Silence stretched as you tried to find the right words to describe the strawberry-like flavor of Sprout’s juice.

That’s it! It was a mix where sweetness dominated over tanginess. Unusual, but delicious.

Pulling back slightly, you inspected his neck to see the results of your impulsive act. The area was tinged a pale red from your playful nibble.

“You did that like you were some kind of vampire” Sprout remarked, his tone more amused than anything else.

“Oh, oh! Yes, like a vampire!” you replied with a soft laugh, still clinging to him like a plush toy.

It wasn’t a bad thing, you thought. If Sprout didn’t mind, maybe this could become a quirky little habit. You’d be his personal vampire, savoring his precious, sweet, and tangy “blood.”

[ametistacollinsworld]

Hi! Can I request sprout headcannons with a reader that is quite clumsy :3?

Thanks for the request!! Hope u like it! <3

🍓Sprout our little strawberry cutie <3

🍓As we all know, Sprout is super protective. He literally has a ability for it, so I believe he would always be worried about you doing anything even slightly dangerous, especially since you are a clumsy person/toon and can easily get hurt.

🍓I'm sure there was a time when you were too excited to see him, so you started running towards him wanting a kiss, but you ended up tripping and falling on top of him, kissing him in the process, but.... making him fall on the ground with you by accident. (You apologized embarrassedly, but he didn't care, just asking you to be more careful.)

🍓Lots of kisses to get well soon on your injuries, and lots of get well soon desserts too!! Yummy 💕

🍓I'm sure you've tried to bake some cupcakes by yourself, hiding from Sprout, wanting to give them to him as a surprise, but somehow you managed to get the whole kitchen dirty with batter and flour, and almost set the oven on fire. (It's safe to say that after that, you were banned from entering the kitchen without Sprout's supervision.)

🍓I can definitely see Sprout always having a box or two of your favorite band-aids, since you always seem to use them, so why not have a little stash?

🍓The loving boyfriend who cooks you chicken soup when you are sick, vibes are strong with this guy, my friends!

🍓He would definitely love to have lazy days with you, because lazy days= No things that could possibly hurt you and more carefree time with you!

🍓A very cute relationship where your boyfriend cares and takes care of you!! He loves you so much :3

[wisteriaiswriting]

Midnight Snack

Words: 322

Request: heyoooo ! could you do a sprout x gn reader fic ? your choice on what’s it about :D

As soon as I saw this I knew what I should do, this was heavily inspired by a certain chapter made from @eclipseberrycake. (She was my main reason of writing for Dandys World and I love their work!)

When you woke up it wasn’t the morning like you expected, instead the moon was in full view of the window. About to go back to sleep when your stomach rumbled, clearly hungry. Looking over to Sprout, who had thrown himself onto the otherside of the bed, nearly falling off.

Quickly shoving a pillow next to him in case he rolls over, you quietly leave the room. Wandering down the now empty hallway, taking a bit of extra time to find the kitchen. Not wanting to wake anyone with the lights, you find a luckily and well placed flashlight, using it to search through the pantry to find anything you felt like eating.

Sat in a basket on a lower shelf there were small packets of [favourite snacks], grabbing a few packets before turning around. Only then did you notice the person in the doorway, or rather, dog. There sat Pebble, tag wagging behind him as he watched.

“Pebble, why are you awake, bud?” Not wanting him to bark and wake anyone, but that was all in vain. Barking louder than normal (You swear on it.) before rushing off, hearing him leave and a certain berry coming closer. Knowing what was going to happen you hurried to open a packet and start eating it.

“Pebble? Y/N?!” His eyes quickly landed on the snacks in your hand, the ones you were now shoveling into your mouth. “Why are you up at this hour?” Stepping forwards, he reached for a packet. You pulled away thinking he was going to take the one you were eating, but no. He took one of the many on the counter, opening it and snacking on them himself. “I dunno, I was hungry, and I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for Pebble. The little rat…” Hearing him huff, trying to hide his laughter. “You can scold him tomorrow, but let’s get back to bed now.”

[sickwhispers]

eeeee!! yay!! ^♡^ can I ask for finn x reader and/or sprout x reader hcs?? I don't wanna overload u so I'll keep it at those!!! tysm ^_^ -incredibly desperate annon from earlier

Oh my gosh you are such a cutie (/p) don't worry about overloading me, I'm at your service!

WRITE ME LETTERS (hot freaks)

Credits to xx675ehf on tumblr for the finn picture

Pairing: Finn x reader

Relationship: romantic

Warning: he doesn't understand personal space all that much, but he means well

Type: headcanons + drabble

"Whale, whale, whale... look what we have here!" Would be the first thing you hear before he comes barreling towards you at a hundred miles per hour. His body colliding with yours from behind as he brings you in for a tight squeeze

He was never one to really announce his presence, preffering to instead tackle you with affection after a quick fish pun

They never seemed to end when it comes to you

Or, really, they never seemed to end in general

But, if you indulge him just the slightest, it's easy for him to get carried away

He's almost like a dog, in a way

He'd follow you everywhere

To each machine, to each hiding spot, right by your side the second you make your way into the elevator

Every break is spent with him practically glued to your hip, his hands holding onto you in anyway they can

Whether it be by holding your hands, clinging onto your arm, tugging at any article of clothing he could reach rapidly to bring your attention back onto him

He's a Hyper one, and he isn't scared to prove it

He's even been trying to come up with new and improved fish puns

Something that'll impress you

He's self aware, he knows not everyone's a fan of his fish puns

But, even if he was able to score just a tiny giggle from you, he'd be over the moon

"Oh, c'mon! Don't act so koi with me, i dont bite!" His arms wrap around you just a bit tighter, head pressed up right against your side as an proud grin spread across his face.

You had sat on the floor of the elevator, giving yourself a few seconds of peace before having to go back to being tormented once more by the threats lurking around practically every corner. But, of course, there was rarely any moment of peace with finn on your team. He meant well, you knew he did, and he definitely wasn't the malicious type. He just... never seemed to realize when the right time for affection was. And right now, with your chest heaving up and down from a chase you had just endured, you weren't exactly begging for psychical touch.

But at the same time, you couldn't help but find it endearing. Your arm slowly lifted up, shaky from the adrenaline you had just experienced only a few moments ago, before wrapping around him, bringing him just a bit closer. This had caused him to let out an ecstatic gasp in return.

"Yknow, Finn... you're really-" you take a pause, avoiding eye contact with him. Although, despite you doing everything you can not to let your gaze fall right back onto him, you could still feel the way his eyes bored into you. You almost didn't want to say it. Your mouth opening and closing a few times as you tried to muster up the courage. "krilling me with the puns..."

There was a pause. Not one long enough to be considered worrisome, but it had definitely been a decent amount of time before you finally craned your head in his direction. And, once your gaze finally landed on him, the first thing that greeted you were his eyes staring right back into yours. They had widened significantly, and along with that his lips parted slightly. For a second you wondered if it was his body that was shaking or the movement the elevator made as it climbed up to the next floor.

"That..." He began to speak, taking another pause. You soon realized it was his body that was shaking, not the elevator. And, as he took a deep breath, signifying that he was ready to finish his sentence, his smile seemed to stretch farther then you've ever seen. "Was fin-tastic!"

It's safe to say that he'd enjoy it if you ever decided to reply to his puns with some of your own

Nothing would make him happier then hearing a fish pun slip from your mouth, whether it be intentional or a complete accident from all the times you've heard him say them

PERSONAL BODY GUARD

Pairing: Sprout x reader

Relationship: romantic

Warning: none!

Type: headcanons + drabble

Overprotective

That single definition was a word you heard thrown every round every now and then when it came to sprout

And, not once was it ever used as a lie

Because he was, in fact, overprotective

A gentle tug of the wrist in an attempt to drag you away from running head on into a twisted, a two hour lecture afterwards about how much danger you could've been in had he not saved you in time

His presence constantly looming over you each floor, never too far away.

It was a natural instict at this point

No matter how far away you were on a floor, the second one thing goes wrong, he's right by your side

Sometimes he could be a little too much

Not that he cares about your complaints when he's grabbing you by the cheeks, twisting your head in every single direction as he inspects you for any sort of wound

"Do you know how risky that was!? You could've lost a heart!" Despite the almost desperate tone behind his movements, turning your head from side to side, his touch was always gentle. He had taken a good blow to the back, his scarf barely holding onto his form as it threatened to slip at any second. You hadn't lost a heart, thankfully, but he sure did.

He kept you huddled behind a few boxes, legs trembling beneath the both of you as you tried to regain your stamina from the chase you had only managed to survive from. His grip was tight, and once he had made sure you hadn't gotten hurt during your little stunt, he slowly let his hands slip from your face.

"Are... you okay?" You tried to reach out, your arms stretching out to check him for any injuries just like he had done for you. And yet, they didn't have to move an inch before sprout's body seemed to slump against you. His head resting against your shoulder as his arms stayed hanging lazily by his sides. He almost didn't want to move, finding too much pleasure in having you pressed up against him.

A sigh slipped past his mouth, the sound drawn out as he hesitated for a second before speaking. "Me? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. Well- I'll be fine. But, let's just stay here for a second, okay..?"

You couldn't remember the last time he had ever admitted to not being okay during a run

Typically, he'd brush off your concern with a dismissive wave of his hand

As long as you were fine, he was fine

It didn't take too long before he was reassuring you, smiling as he always did while he stuck a bandaid over a wound too serious for just a simple bandaid.

He always kept the better stuff for you

Did he ever want to admit he put you before himself almost all of the time?

No.

He didn't want you to worry

He's the one who should be worrying about you, not the other way around

He's a bit of a hopeless romantic, it doesn't take much before he's head over heels in love after a simple smile you threw his way

It's always better to be focused and prepared, especially when the people he loves are constantly being hunted down by corrupted versions of his friends

He doesn't like it when the others point out how distracted he gets everytime he spots you from far away, his body freezing up on the spot as his eyes lock onto the way you pick up protein bar off the floor

For a second he wonders if your admiring his picture on the wrapper

But surely that's wishful thinking...

[brittle-biscuits]

HC: Twisted Sprout would keep Y/N with him by laying on them with his whole body so they can't crawl out (something something keeping Y/N safe something something getting lost something overprotective)

Idk what possessed me to think of this but it's a funny visual that I think is in-line with Sprout behavior

Tisha: “Y/N, hurry!”

Y/N: “I just need to-“

Twisted Sprout: “Leaving….NO! Not…..SAFE!”

You heard that screech Twisted Sprout makes as the ground beneath you formed into a black puddle, the telltale sign of his attack incoming.

Y/N: “Gosh darn it, it’s too late! Just go off without me!”

Tisha: “Y/N!”

The tendril springs up and coils around you to keep you in place as Twisted Sprout makes a beeline straight for you.

Tisha and the other Toons could only watch as he descended upon you just as the elevator doors shut.

….

….

….

In retrospect, this wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. You fully expected Twisted Sprout to be beyond reasoning and tear you apart, but he was..kind of just laying on top of you to keep you in place.

Y/N: “Uh, S-Sprout? Is that you, pal?”

Twisted Sprout only made slight rumbling sounds in response.

Twisted Sprout: “Not..safe…lost…outside. Stay…here….”

[biribaa]

Can you maybe make Twisted Sprout x Reader headcannons? I straight up fell inlove after i saw how he looked as a Twisted (his hair though 🔥)

Twisted!Sprout x reader

His emo ass hair

TW/CW:

Likes to compare the size of your hands with his, theres something special about your fingers wrapping around his that cherishes the Twisted. It may confuse you at first.

In times of danger, the tendrils he can form from the floor actually helps for something else besides hurting other toons. In a blink of a eye, you will be carried like a feather, and carefully being placed next to him.

I have a headcanon that Sprout can hardly talk or anything similar because of Ichor, thats why the grunts. So verbal communication may be a struggle...

Cuddling, snuggling... Main twisteds are great in that(when they want to), and Sprout being the second tallest(or he is the tallest twisted? Dont remember) is a huge bonus, he can hold you tight to his chest with his claw, not having to worry about anyone daring to bother you two, but specially Sprout.

You often have to ask him to crouch so you can kiss his face, the Ichor made him kinda slow...

[horror-beeings-artandwriting]

Sprout x reader headcanons? Like, imagine being on a run with him and he keeps trying to make you take the bandaid even though you’ve been on full health for the last few floors and he just has one heart.

Sprout please just take it

I can do that! Funnily enough I’m a sprout main most of the time.

Prompt: headcanons(romantic)

Characters: Sprout

Pronouns: GN reader

Sprout has always been way to overprotective, about his friends, about You, I mean you the most since yk. Partner. He always try’s to get you to take the meds even if you’re full up on them and at 3 hearts. Then if you won’t take them he’ll make someone else take them!!! You have to literally BEG. This man’s to take a health item. Boy could be distracting on 1 heart, verge of passing out and would still make sure you took a band if you got hit once. He can’t loose you… He lost so many others. Astro.. Cosmo… Pebs.. Shelly… He can’t loose the one he loves most… He can’t loose you. So, he’ll make sure to heal you. To give you all the meds you need. But when you explain to him that, him not taking care of himself, or letting himself get hurt, hurts you…he gives in; and starts taking bands once in a while… You still have to beg him to pick one up if you’re on 2 hp, and have no meds. But he starts being a LITTLE more selfish and takes them. He calls it selfish at least. He always reminds himself, every time he takes a band, or a med… He’s alive for you. And he can’t die. Because you need him.

Hope this is okay!!! Sorry it took so long D:

[sxprot]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do an astro x fem reader story or a sprout x fem reader story. Maybe an early morning type headcannons uhm but either is fine! I hope you're doing okay and your day is going well!

Author's Note: Hello, I decided to do both. I think it's nice, and I have plenty of time to do them all. I sincerely hope you like it. I'm sorry in advance for making this so short, I'm not too good at morning hc type. I hope I didn't make it too weird!! :(

Astro/ Sprout X fem!reader

ASTRO

I think of him of being tad bit clingy when he isn't the one that woke up early. Beside, he isn’t that ready for the day.

"Just 5 minutes, please..." He begs, arms tighten around your waist as he snuggles close to you, drowning in your scent.

Morning isn't his strong suit, so expect him to sigh dramatically when you drag his blanket. He actually would prefer if he has some days off with you, but your encouragement seems to wake him up. He would groggily rubbing his eyes with his blanket, a tired smile on his face.

I thought of him being a light sleeper due to him taking care of children and assuring that their dreams always remain blissful as possible. So any cries of the children would wake him up in no time.

Although, sometimes if he was the one that woke up early, he would plant a kiss on your forehead. Morning kisses is a nice way to start the day, along with some foods that he had bought for you.

"Morning, Starlight. Are you ready?"

(why is this so short, I'm in shamble)

SPROUT

Would be an early bird, shut up, letme think.

I think of him snoring a bit loud, like okay, he simply just tired. You had to understand that! Do not attempt to make fun of him

Sprout has a lot of tricks up his sleeve when you aren't planning to wake up any sooner. He'd use your favorite food as a excuse to annoy you any further.

"Ah, too bad that my girlfriend won't be able to eat her favorite food! I guess I had to dump it into the trash." He snickers, poking your cheek.

You would groan, swatting his hand away

Gives you a peck on the forehead along with his usual grin. Stupid idiot would smile like a child that receives many candies. DO NOT EVER MISS THE WAY HE WOULD BLOW A KISS AT YOU

I was there to witness it, it was cheesy

[rachaeldafrog]

My current fixation is Dandy’s world and now I’m just gonna post a bunch of yandere dandy’s world x reader art just because I can.

So if any of you see this, feel free to drop any specific toons you wanna see :)

I also drew everyone because I love them so so so so so so much

[the-s1lly-corner]

HIGHDJEBXGD

fruitcake x reader(poly)

HAVE AN AMAZING DAY‼️‼️

Sprout x Reader x Cosmo (general hcs)

been a minute since ive written poly! hooray! writing the opening note for this between working on art requests hooray

EDIT: AAAAAAAA I forgot to get to this- as much as I love prepping posts and stuff to write later I gotta... remember to get to them... I'm so so sorry for taking so long to get to this anon 😭😭 notes: reader is gn, short post, admin is still trying to figure out characters WOO, toon reader, pre game cws: none

Oh you three definitely spend a lot of time in the kitchen together! Even if you don't bake you're there... besides it's always nice to have a taste tester who just knows when something tastes good without needing to pick everything apart...!

Sprout is protective of both of you- well, he's a bit protective of everyone... but he's got a special place in his heart for the two of you!

He always comes in when someone- be it toon or visitor is giving either of you a hard time. If it's a toon he'll shut it down outright... visitors are trickier, though... but their attention tends to shift to him fast thanks to him being a main character

Cosmo on the other hand likes spending his extra time with you when sprouts been whisked away during gardenviews visiting hours!

Both of you always prep things so Sprout can unwind easily after a hard day... a cuddle pile is in order..!

Sprout tends to be big spoon, cosmo can go either way... sometimes the three of you shuffle around who's being sandwiched

Circling back to the baking idea, if you're not particularly skilled in the kitchen they'd be more than happy to show you some recipes!

A baking date, really cute! My beloved (in theory)

And they are very supportive of you AND will comfort you if something goes wrong and you stress over it

Sprout gently guides you through it while Cosmo tries to find what exactly went wrong... they don't think you're a lover for messing up..!

[wafflexdguy]

End Of Abuse.

We're assuming you or they don't immediately brush it off like a Toon would with a Twisted.

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Shelly

"You're going to be okay..."

Seeing you get hurt really got her worried and pissed off. Shockingly, nobody likes it when their partner is getting attacked by a staff of a place that's supposed to be family friendly. She tries to intervene but the staff just brushes her off. She's effectively untouchable, but that doesn't stop her from reporting them to upper management.

Kids have usually (more commonly accidentally) hurt Toons before, but this was outright intentional, so she wouldn't buy a 'it was an accident' excuse. Because look at you! And look at them! They purposely hurt you! How could they?!

Immediately rushes to help you once the staff finally gets escorted out of the building after Shelly reported them. You don't initially move, just staying completely still; having your hands covering your head in order to protect yourself. It breaks her heart seeing you like this while the other better staff is trying to help you.

Immediately gets separation anxiety. She saw what happened to you, she isn't going to let herself get pushed aside like that again when you're in danger. It's one of her many regrets about that day and constantly beats herself up about it. You might tell her that it's not her fault, that she couldn't do anything about it, but she still feels incredibly guilty about it. 

Even if it were months after the 'incident,' Shelly is still very much paranoid that something like that will happen again. Maybe to a lesser extent but she's still scared that a kid or adult alike could attack you again. Even if you have gotten over the whole thing, she kind of hasn't.

She'll bug upper management to do a bunch of background checks the next time they hire someone. She doesn't have to bug at them to press charges since they're already doing that, probably because most of the other staff members argued to press charges. 

Shelly's heart continues to break if you flinch at so much as someone offering you a high five. If you still have PTSD after the whole incident, she'll offer you to stay around her doing activities like digging up fossils or reading books with her, since she doesn't really have any better alternatives to calm you down or keep you calm. 

Vee

"What a total loser, huh?"

Immediately puts herself between you and the staff. Should the staff try to push her out of the way, that's when she'll attack herself. It's one of the only times where she get's legitimately aggressive and protective over you unless you had anxiety. (In which case, she'll only be protective of you) She yells at them to back off, promptly getting the attention of other Toons or staff members, and you know what happens next. 

You'd think that robots wouldn't have adrenaline, but you'd be oddly wrong in this regard. Because even though the threat at that point is gone, Vee is still very much on fight or flight mode, and her fight mode is most certainly on. She absolutely refuses to leave your side until she's sure you're okay, all the while keeping a face of sternness without leaving your side. It's a side of her that you haven't seen before, something that likely shocked you seeing from her. 

Maybe you'll notice that her tail is twitching with anxiety when she's escorting you to a medical area (I don't know what you'd call them for Toons). Luckily nothing you got was really life threatening; still traumatizing. 

Once everything has cooled down and a few days passed she'll go back to her old self. Don't question how often she invites you to co-host with her on her gameshow. Don't question how often she curls her tail around your waist whenever a loud noise suddenly appears. It's nothing! Just her being slightly worried about you!

She comments on how sucky the person that attacked you was, practically making fun of them in an attempt to cheer you up. If this does or not is up to you.

Vee silently is seething to herself whenever she thinks about that day, how she could have done something sooner or acted faster. It's something she silently seething to herself about, because she doesn't really want to stress you out more than you already are. If you ask if she's alright, she'll just brush the topic off, saying "It's nothin' just thinking about something." She's hesitant to specify as to what.

For all of the information that's stored in her database, she's surprisingly unprepared to deal with your situation. She might know how to handle it, but she wasn't prepared for it. Why would she? Gardenview was supposed to be totally safe! With no way of it closing down due to safety issues.

Immediately after the incident happens, she all of a sudden has all the time in the world for you. You ask her to help you with something? She's right there! Struggling to figure out a answer to a question or problem? Wow, thanks for answering the question, Vee! Need help for burying a body? wHAT-

Off topic, but if she turns Twisted later down the line, she's very much against you getting out of her sight in any form. Effectively making her a possessive girlfriend or partner. Same goes for when she's not twisted, the only difference being that she can't really do anything about you wandering off other than following you, which is what she's more likely to do.

Sprout

"YOUR BEST FRIEND IS SUCH A LOoose-...."

"Finish that sentence, I dare you."

I wouldn't be surprised if the two just went into an all-out brawl. It's one-sided obviously, but like Vee, it caused enough commotion to draw attention, blah blah blah, person gets fired and you're traumatized. Woo.

Sprout being generally overprotective goes into overdrive around you. Not into yandere levels, but it quickly gets exhausting when you have him hovering over you all the time like a curious bee. He isn't exactly subtle about it either, really. In fact, you wouldn't be insane to think he was purposefully showing to be overprotective to discourage anything like what happened to you ever again. To you and any other Toon.

He'll suggest that you stay away from anyone violent, Toon or Human. He's perfectly fine with you hanging out with anyone else though. I mean, you're your own person so he won't force you to not hang out with anyone he doesn't like, but he does get really concerned or suspicious when you do hang out with someone violent.

Sprouts overprotectiveness dies down when you're showing signs of who you used to be. He knows you're recovering and doesn't feel the need to make sure you can hold your own. Because he knows you can after you're showing signs, you're alright. It's still there though, when he constantly asks you to help him and Cosmo to bake something.

He'll let you know if something feels off about any kind of situation that feels off or dangerous, I'd like to imagine that he has that kind of gut feeling of knowing immediately when something is awry. Either way, he won't leave you alone if that's ever the case.

Yeah, this one's short because there isn't anything about him that hasn't been said already. He's overprotective over you, he keeps you away from any potential dangers while also trying to be healthy about it. I don't know what else to put here.

Astro

"A-are you okay...?"

Astro isn't confrontational. So it likely doesn't come as a surprise that he doesn't get involved in the fight. Actually, he's hiding around a corner, stunned at the scene before him for a moment before running to get help. You know what happens next, let's move on.

Everything about the situation caught him off guard. He honestly has no idea what to really do besides just giving you encouragement and giving you better dreams. Unlike the other Main Toons, he asks for help with trying to repair your situation. This primarily is going to consist of going to the caretakers and a couple of other Toons that might know what to do.

That being said, he basically just holds you on a high pedestal for a while. He praises you whenever he sees you being depressed or sad in general and he prioritizes your wants over his owns for a while. All of this is unhealthy, don't make any if's ands or buts about it, but his justification for it is just trying to make you feel safer.

Astro isn't the best with comforting you, regrettably. He tries his best though! He'll give you his blanket if he believes that it'll help or he'll let you play with the ball on his hat if you want to. But other than that, he'll just rub you on the back and just try to comfort you the best he can, or just try to get your mind on something else.

"...Did you know that hedgehogs can only move as fast as four miles per hour?"

"...What?"

When you're finally getting better and getting more confident, he's relieved. Astro still follows you like a lost puppy, but if you don't really mind, neither does he. He still bombards you with good dreams so much that it starts to become boring dreams, but you don't really mention it to him.

If you're more prone to being frightened after the whole incident, Astro's rules apply to you temporarily or permanently depending on what you want. Either way, you two are in the same club because someone decided you didn't need to retain you happy go lucky attitude anymore.

One way or another, Astro isn't nearly as protective as Sprout or Vee but isn't as (extremely) clingy as Shelly. Accidentally becoming a lukewarm mix probably makes him a good person to be with during these kinds of situations.  

Dandy

[sammylkcho]

Hiii I love ur platonic and possessive Astro with younger!reader and that got me thinking..How about platonic and possessive Sprout with a Baby girl!reader as his sibling?? And it feels a bit silly.. but I’m allowed to be silly and you too :D!!

-✨

I like the idea, and I'd also love to get creative by imagining that baby!reader would have an appearance similar to a seed, with just one or two leaves that look like hair due to the way strawberries grow

And I took my own creative liberties when writing about Sprout, btw

Warnings/Notes: Babygirl!reader, possesive Sprout (platonic), pronuns she/her with Y/N [Reader], a bit OOC

Gardenview had never been this busy on a holiday weekend—unless there was some kind of event or pending task to be done. But this time, it was just a normal day.

Not to mention that the Toons’ Handlers rarely showed up unless it was under strict orders from Delilah or Arthur. So, naturally, all the Toons were trying to figure out what was going on or what was keeping the staff running back and forth without stopping.

Even the Mains weren’t getting any attention! And considering they were usually the Handlers' top priority, everyone was equally surprised.

"Dandy, are you sure Devan didn’t mention anything?" Poppy asked, resting her face in the palm of her hands, clearly curious and anxious to know what was happening outside.

"Ah… Poppy, I’m going to give you the same answer I gave you the last ten times: no." Dandy replied, flipping through drawings that various kids had made during their visits to Gardenview and left behind.

"Nothing bad happened, right? Delilah rarely meets with our Handlers…"

"Stop worrying that music box of yours, Boxten! I already told you everything’s going to be fine!"

Poppy tried to reassure Boxten, hoping to keep him from spiraling into an anxious, worry-filled state.

The atmosphere was starting to grow tense as everyone began coming up with their own theories and speculations about what could be happening. The fact that no one knew anything, and that it was all so sudden—even for the Mains—was far too strange.

"Uuuuh… What dumb designs, looks like a radish."

"Yeah, a really ugly and dumb radish."

"Oh man, they look so ridiculous with those little flowers around them!"

Suddenly, not-so-discreet murmurs and laughter from Gigi and Connie started echoing louder through the room, causing all the Toons to go silent just to hear what they were talking about. Not only did it spark curiosity about their conversation, but also about whatever it was they were laughing at.

Vee, who had been standing with Shelly and Sprout just moments ago, walked over to the two Toons with a deep frown, filled with suspicion over whatever they were scheming.

"Ahem. Do you two plan on showing us what you’ve got?" Vee demanded, crossing her arms as her gaze flicked between Gigi and Connie.

A brief silence settled between them as they exchanged glances, before Connie sighed and Gigi pouted slightly, reluctantly revealing the papers they had been holding.

"Let’s just say I took a little stroll through Delilah’s office while they were busy and found… this." Connie explained with a teasing lilt, barely holding back a laugh at Vee’s deepening frown upon realizing she had been snooping around in Delilah’s office.

Vee immediately started scolding Connie, yelling at her about how she shouldn’t be digging through the founders’ (their creators’) belongings, since it was strictly forbidden. Not to mention—it was also stealing. She also blamed Gigi, accusing her of plotting to rummage through Delilah and Arthur’s things while all of this was going on.

While that whole scene was unfolding, Sprout noticed a sheet of paper that Connie had set aside while reluctantly enduring Vee’s scolding. Curious, he moved closer, picking it up to examine it in more detail.

The details on the page left him completely stunned—no, more than stunned.

In the upper left corner, the name Y/N Seedly was written. Meanwhile, the center of the page was filled with designs of this Y/N, depicting a rather childlike appearance. The design closely resembled a growing plant, with its greenish tones and the tiny leaves that barely looked like hair. Below that, Delilah and Arthur’s signatures were present, along with a couple of extra notes marked as "to be added" or simply labeled as "notes" about Y/N.

“She doesn’t look any older than Toodles… She actually seems smaller than that ‘Y/N.’ I’d even say the kids who visit Gardenview are older than this one, and Gardenview accepts kids as young as five…”

Rodger’s sudden voice snapped Sprout out of his thoughts, making him aware of the growing warmth he was feeling—and the countless eyes now locked onto the paper he was holding.

“Wha- WHY ARE YOU ALL STANDING BEHIND ME?” Sprout exclaimed sharply, only just realizing the sheer number of curious Toons gathered behind and beside him, all trying to get a look at what he had in his hands.

Rodger continued mumbling possible conclusions based on the most logical explanations, but Sprout wasn’t paying attention anymore. His focus was entirely on the name written on the page.

Why did they have his last name? Were they supposed to be related in some way, or was it just a coincidence—?

“Alright, that’s enough chattering, everyone. We’ve got a new friend! But hush, okay?”

A new voice—one that was very well-known among them—rang out, immediately quieting all the murmurs and scattered conversations as the Toons turned their attention toward Devan.

Sam entered the room, cradling a small bundle wrapped in a soft red blanket with white polka dots. From the gentle rise and fall of the bundle, it was clear that he was holding someone.

Sprout was the first to step forward, moving toward his Handler to get a closer look at what he was keeping so carefully hidden. He already had a slight suspicion about what—or who—it was.

Sam knelt down to Sprout’s height, gently bringing the tiny figure closer. Nestled within the soft cotton blanket was a small being, peacefully asleep.

“Hey, looks like you finally have a family of your own,” Sam murmured, offering Sprout a soft smile. “Meet Y/N Seedly—your new sister.”

He spoke the last part in a quieter voice, knowing that Sprout didn’t like hearing his last name spoken aloud, especially in front of everyone.

“Uh… Am I holding her right?” Sprout asked, a hint of nervousness in his voice as he carefully adjusted his grip, unsure of how to properly carry his new little sister.

“Perfect. You’ll get the hang of it soon enough.”

Sam stood up, ready to share the news with the rest of the Toons. Meanwhile, the Mains gathered around Sprout, peeking curiously from the sides but careful not to disrupt the little moment he was having.

Sprout’s tail began wagging from side to side as he gazed down at his new sister, like something straight out of a fairy tale. That settled it—he would take very good care of her. Nothing was going to happen to her, not on his watch. He was going to be the best big brother in the entire world.

Slowly, he reached out and gently touched the tiny leaves sprouting from her head—soft, pale green, not yet fully grown. The same went for the small tail she had, barely visible and still too underdeveloped for any properly sized leaves to form.

Carefully, he pulled her closer to his chest, making sure not to wake her and disturb her dreams. That protective feeling inside him only grew stronger. He had to keep her safe. Nothing—not even the smallest harm—was going to touch his little sister.

[ametistacollinsworld]

I don't wanna make you uncomfortable but I wanted to ask if you can do a sprout x very shy reader s reader that easily gets flustered.

Thanks for your request! Sorry if it's not much- My creativity wasn't up so good for this one- Hope you like it! <:3

Ever since Sprout got to know you, he could tell how extremely shy you were, whether with humans or even with other toons.

He had to admit it was kind of adorable, how your cheeks would blush with embarrassment, how you would stutter softly but always seem to have a small smile on your face, or sometimes how you would nervously play with your fingers trying to calm yourself down.

To him, you were simply a very cute being, and this led him to have a crush on you.

This crush was mutual, but if it were because of your shyness, it would never have gone anywhere, fortunately that was not what happened!

And we can say that, the day he confessed to you, asking you to be their partner, we can say that…

You fainted.

You literally fainted.

Sprout ran towards you with concern, thinking that something serious might have happened, bringing your head to his lap.

After a few minutes of panic, he noticed that you were slowly waking up, noticing how your face seemed to be completely red and how you seemed to avoid looking at him in the eyes.

"You fainted out of nowhere and I got really worried! Are you okay??!" Sprout spoke quickly with a worried tone.

"I'm f-fine… don't worry…" You spoke slowly, trying to find the words. Strawberry gave a small sigh of relief.

"That's good…" Sprout spoke softly, seeming to give a small smile, trying to hide his sadness for having practically just been "rejected".

"And S-Sprout? I too… I like you too!" You exclaimed with an embarrassed and nervous tone, quickly hiding your face in your hands, making the Strawberry blink in surprise.

"R-Really?" Sprout asked with a hopeful tone, taking your hands gently and removing them from in front of your face to look into your eyes.

"Y-Yeah…" You spoke softly, avoiding looking at him.

"Can I… can I kiss you?" Sprout asked softly, lowering his eyes to your lips and noticing how you held your breath.

"Y-You… you can." You stammered softly, feeling him gently caress your cheek.

Sprout then slowly brought his face closer to yours, soon starting a small, sweet and passionate kiss.

After a few minutes, he broke away from the kiss, breathing heavily, feeling that his own face was now flushed.

"That was the best first kiss ever, (Y/n)." Sprout whispered in an adoring tone.

"That means you are my partner now, right?" Sprout spoke with a happy tone and a big smile, but received no response...

"(Y/n)?" Sprout asked again, looking at you to realize that you had fainted again.

"Not again…" Sprout spoke, feeling a drop of sweat on his forehead, but giving a small laugh at the situation.

With time, you will get used to the affection, for sure… <3

[pukefactory]

sprout x reader who is awkward and likes to scream. hear me out! sprout says something flirty and reader is just standing there awkwardly. turns around. runs away. not even a minute later you can hear extremely loud and giddy screaming. please and thank you. *slides you three cents and half a burger*

Oh my god, I got my three cents back and half a burger—truly, divine intervention!

‎♡‧₊˚✧ CLOCKED OUT ✧˚₊‧♡

𖦹 Summary: Sprout accidentally makes you a bit too flustered

𖦹 Character(s): Sprout Seedly (Dandy’s World)

𖦹 Reader pronouns: Not Specified

𖦹 Genre: Short story, Fluff, SFW

𖦹 Word Count: 444

𖦹 Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!

𖦹 Image Credits: Qwelver

It starts like any other day. You and Sprout are walking together, his scarf shifting slightly with each step as he rambles about a new baking project he’s been working on with Cosmo. You’re listening—sort of—but mostly, you’re hyper-aware of how close he’s standing. Close enough that if you moved even slightly, your arms might brush. Not that it means anything. Probably.

You’re not exactly good at… handling things like this. Social interaction. People. Or Sprout specifically—because he has this way of saying things so bluntly, so casually, that your brain short-circuits every time.

And then, he does it.

“Y’know,” he says, glancing at you with that usual no-nonsense expression, “you’re kinda cute when you get all awkward like that.”

Silence. The air freezes. You malfunction.

Your entire body locks up as you stare at him, wide-eyed and unblinking. Your brain is screaming, but your mouth refuses to cooperate. The words take a full five seconds to register.

Sprout raises a brow, half confused, half concerned. “Hey, you good?”

You turn. You run. Full sprint. No words. No explanation. Just immediate escape. Fight-or-flight response at full capacity.

You don’t even make it ten steps before—

“AAAAAHHHHHHHH—!!”

A piercing scream echoes through the entire area, but not one of fear. Not one of distress. Just pure, unfiltered, giddy chaos.

Sprout stops dead in his tracks, blinking as the sound of your delighted shrieking rings through the empty halls of Gardenview, bouncing off the walls like some kind of siren.

“…What.”

He doesn’t move, just listens as your voice continues echoing in the distance. Then—silence. A pause. And suddenly—

“HE CALLED ME CUTE!!”

Another scream. Louder this time. Probably scaring off any signs of life nearby.

Sprout drags a hand down his face, trying (and failing) to fight off the warmth creeping up his neck. “Oh my Stars,” he mutters, exasperated. “You’re actually ridiculous, haha…”

He debates going after you. Decides against it. He’ll wait.

Sure enough, not even a minute later, you come sprinting back at full speed, skidding to a dramatic stop in front of him, completely breathless and visibly trying to compose yourself.

He crosses his arms, looking both smug and flustered. “You done?”

“…Maybe.” You wheeze, breathing heavily, sweat dripping down your heated face.

He stares. You stare back. The silence stretches for an unbearable second before you make the mistake of remembering why you ran in the first place.

Your face turns scarlet.

Sprout sighs. “You’re just gonna run again, aren’t you?”

Your eye twitches.

And then you turn. You run.

Somewhere in the distance—

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH—!!”

Sprout groans, tugging his scarf up over his face. “This is my life now, huh.”