#Dan H

[ggblasts]

Alright, Upper East Siders, let’s take a look at the Sweetheart Ball’s latest round of guests—because what’s a masquerade without a little gossip? Some came dressed to impress, others came with hidden agendas. But one thing’s for sure: nobody’s walking away from tonight unscathed.

Cleo came to slay, and this stunning red gown proves she understood the assignment. The strapless design, the draping, the thigh-high slit—it’s regal, powerful, and just dangerous enough to keep people guessing. Her deep red mask ties it all together, making her look like a queen hiding her true motives behind a polished smile. @cleoanderson

Ella stepped right out of a fairy tale in her bubblegum-pink gown. The puffed sleeves and soft lace make her look like a princess at her coronation, and the butterfly mask? It’s pure whimsical elegance. But don’t be fooled by the sweet exterior—because this is Ella we’re talking about, and sweet doesn’t mean harmless. @ellaxhampton

Roxanne is serving pure Hollywood seduction in this shimmering blush gown, and with that thigh-high slit and body-hugging fit? It’s impossible to ignore her. Add in the silver and red jeweled mask, and you’ve got a look that could bring empires to their knees. The real question is: whose heart is she here to break? @roxannelong

Leave it to Chuck Bass to arrive in a classic black-and-white power suit and still make it the most dangerous look in the room. But that mask? A golden skull with devil horns? Chuck isn’t just here to stir the pot—he’s here to own the entire kitchen. @chuckbbass

Brandon’s deep blue suit is a welcome change from the sea of black, and the subtle shimmer makes him look like a midnight secret waiting to be told. The mask is sleek, mysterious, and paired with that effortless, slightly undone look? Too good to be accidental. @brandonadamsx

Reid walked in looking like he just stole the entire bank and wants you to know it. The black and gold baroque suit screams extravagance, and the matching gold mask? A declaration of war. If anyone thought they would be the best-dressed man tonight, Reid just crushed their dreams under his designer loafers. @reidthorton

Georgina’s look is deceptively classic—a navy ballgown, a feathered mask, an elegant belt. But let’s be real: nothing about Georgina is ever just "classic". If she looks like royalty tonight, it’s because she’s plotting her takeover. @thewitchoftheuppereastside

Dan’s two-toned black-and-white mask is straight out of a classic noir film, and the black-and-white suit? Very poetic. But let’s be honest—what’s he doing here? He looks like someone with something to confess… or someone who already knows everyone else’s confessions. @danhumphreyx

Frankie didn’t just show up—she took over. The floor-length red gown, the beaded lace mask, the dangerously high stilettos… it’s a masterpiece of seduction. Every single detail is perfectly placed, and she knows it. But who’s she here for? And more importantly—who’s already fallen for her trap? @frankiebarnes

[daily-momokarun]

DAY TWENTY-FOUR ✩‧₊˚

saving each other as a love language... ✍️✍️✍️

[danisnotafan]

HUH???????

[lilianade-comics]

snippets of post AGIT Cheese Melt because, well, I'm predictable. Also featuring post AGIT Dan because I love him~

[sersi]

THE FALL GUY (2024) + Hall H

[littleroomba]

i saw dan and phil’s tour and my friend had top surgery, guess we’re both in our post-tit era now

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i don't want to lay blame but the correlation between the slow decay of my higher mental functions and izzy's titties is pretty damn high

[dnpgiggle]

while we’re on this topic

dan and phil both are equally pale. dan isn’t tan he’s got warm skin tone which doesn’t make his skin darker he’s still pale white boy like phil

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 115

“Seriously old man?” the rumbling voice nearly caused Tim to jump, his eyes darting away from where Ras was sitting, the Al Ghul almost seeming to perk. It was kind of hard to miss the man… teen… being? It was kind of hard to miss the owner of the voice what with how their hair looked like it was on fire. 

They motioned around at well, everything, crimson eyes looking exasperated. “Really?” They were definitely motioning towards him, interrupting Ras when he opened his mouth to talk. “No, I don’t want to hear it, I swear- Did he kidnap you?” That was definitely aimed at him. 

“N-no?” Tim was feeling slightly unbalanced and may be on hour sixty without sleep at this point, if the hour long nap was counted. “I need help finding my not-dad who's lost in time.” 

The being let out a strangled noise that Tim could nearly swear was almost another one, but couldn’t vocalize his slurred thoughts as the dude muttered something, motioning around as though he was tempted to strangle something or someone. 

Ras cleared his throat, looking almost awkward which was how Tim knew he had to be dreaming or drugged. Probably drugged. “Jordan, how good to see you, it’s been so long-”

“Can it Pops,” the being-named-Jordan scoffed, finger pointing towards the Demon’s Head. “Moms still pissed and isn’t coming back any time soon with you still pulling this shit.” 

Tim felt his brain stall, process for a moment, then process some more over what he just heard before his mouth ran before it could catch up. “Ras is married???” 

[ed-recoverry]

Some of my favorite posts on r/BenignExperience from the past week (part four!!!)

Part one, part two, part three

[ggblasts]

Spotted: Dan Humphrey, looking absolutely miserable, sulking through the streets of Brooklyn. It seems like our favorite *Lonely Boy* is even lonelier these days, especially after his recent break-up with none other than Roxanne Long. You remember Roxanne, right? The gorgeous, statuesque model with a heart of gold and a smile that could melt ice? Yeah, that Roxanne. And now, here Dan is, walking around like he's carrying the weight of the world on his slouched shoulders. It makes you wonder: Is he having second thoughts?

The break-up shocked everyone, but what really set tongues wagging was how it went down. One minute, Dan and Roxanne were Brooklyn’s hottest couple, and the next, we get a mass text from Dan himself, claiming he didn’t love Roxanne after all. Say what? Was that really the truth, or was there something—or someone—else pulling the strings? Sure, the text had his name attached, but it felt oddly out of character. Could Dan Humphrey, the sensitive brooder, really be that cruel?

And of course, the gossip mill started churning, with one outrageous rumor standing out above the rest. You guessed it, the rumor that we, Gossip Girl, had a hand in Dan’s shocking confession. Now, I know we can be mischievous, but come on. We would never stoop to that level. Dan’s love life is a mess on its own; he doesn’t need our help. We watch, we report, but meddling? That’s not our style. So, whatever led to that fateful message, it wasn’t us.

Still, you can’t help but wonder if Dan is starting to regret his decision. They say hindsight is 20/20, and with every somber glance, every forlorn sigh, it looks like Dan’s realizing he might’ve let a good thing go. After all, Roxanne wasn’t just a bombshell; she was the kind of girl who made him better, who got him out of his own head and into the real world. Maybe he didn’t appreciate that when he had it, but now, with her gone? It’s a different story.

Roxanne, for her part, seems to be doing just fine. She’s been spotted out and about, looking as radiant as ever. No late-night crying sessions or tear-streaked selfies for her. If she’s heartbroken, she’s hiding it well. But that only makes Dan’s misery more apparent. It’s hard to see someone thrive when you’re spiraling, and Dan? Well, spiraling might just be an understatement.

As for why Dan chose to send that mass text in the first place? That’s the million-dollar question. Was it impulsive? Did he panic? Or maybe, just maybe, he thought it was the right thing to do at the time. But now? It’s starting to look like the biggest mistake of his life. Whether or not Dan comes crawling back to Roxanne remains to be seen, but one thing’s for sure: this saga isn’t over.

So, what’s next for Lonely Boy? A heartfelt apology? A desperate attempt to win Roxanne back? Only time will tell. But for now, all we can say is that Dan looks like he’s in way over his head—and he has no one to blame but himself. Stay tuned, Upper East Siders. This drama is far from finished.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

@danhumphreyx

[daily-momokarun]

DAY TWELVE ✩‧₊˚

I think I just might die when I see this scene animated.. SO MANY GOOD MOMENTS IN SEASON TWO... it's coming out in my birth month too, what a gift 🙏

[phoneyotc]

The samples for the Re-Animator shaker keychains have arrived!!!

Closeup view

Please ignore that the droplet on the opaque variant is transparent. That will not be present in the ones you will get.

[pinkbumblebees]

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

The next Dwampy show needs to be for an adult audience and I am completely serious.

I sincerely don't believe that they can continue making kids shows while still throwing it back to Phineas and Ferb. Their new target audience was not alive when pnf came out. As Dan directs more and more of his attention to the fandom, more than anything it would just be fun to see them both go back to their original roots in things like Family Guy and just take a new route anyway.

[gyossefka]

Illustration for H.P. Lovecraft’s “Call of Cthulhu” by Dan Hillier.