#Dammit Cody!

[violetmuses]

Please let Jimmy turn heel...🕯🕯🕯

@episodes-ff @expert-texpert @persethegawd @adriennegabriella @fearlesschimera @secretlifeoofmarpessa @mytribalnightmare @adoresmiles @blackgurlnhermoods @babybratzmaraj 🏷

[sharpasanaro]

Currently listening Temuera Morrison’s Can’t Take My Eyes off You cover, and absolutely losing it at the thought of Cody drunkenly singing this at karaoke at 79s and somehow Obi-Wan is there or gets a holo recording or something and Obi-Wan is absolutely a fuckin tomato at this point

[darth-kote]

I physically start feeling upset when I look at too many pics of Cody )::

[stars-n-spice]

Questions TBB Better Fucking Answer Soon:

Where the FUCK is Tech??? Stop fucking giving us hope that he might be C2-X or whatever the fuck. Fucking show us his dead body or give him back to us!

Where the FUCK is Cody?? Huh??? Where did he go??? Only acceptable answer? He's on his way to Tatooine to be with Obi-Wan. You reveal that and all will be forgiven. I promise. Maybe.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE FOR LETTING REX AND THE GANG GET AWAY HUH??? I'M SURE THERE WERE CONSEQUENCES!! WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET HIM BACK???

What the fuck is up with Omega. Straight up. What. How. and Why? Same with Emerie. How the fuck did they come to be? Are they trans? yes. next question.

Also why does Emerie get a last name and nobody else does, hm? Why is she Emerie Karr, is that like,, did she choose that or like?? Ok dumb question sure but like,, EXPLAIN HOW AND WHY OR JUST CONFIRM SHE'S TRANS OR SOMETHING C'MON NOW.

SHOW US WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE FUCKING TUBES!

I'm sorry, I'm yelling but I've spent most of this season fucking confused and frustrated.

Where the fuck did the zillo beast go? And when is it going to eat Hemlock and Palpatine?

So...Senator Chuchi and Clone Revolution when?

And like...Cid is just...she's just going to be able to get away with what she did? We're just gonna forget about her? I mean sure, but I really thought they'd bring her back or something.

What the fuck happened to Crosshair on Tatniss? Wait, nevermind, don't tell me, I don't want to know, it'll only make me sad-

WAIT SO LIKE,, DID CROSSHAIR EVER ACTUALLY GET HIS FUCKING CHIP REMOVED OR NOT???

Explain again Hunter's enhanced senses and why the fuck he seems to have lost them in this season.

Also answer why Wrecker is the most perfect man ever? Why did they craft the most wonderful man to exist and then make him not real? You trying to kill me or what?

Feel free to add on because there are only the ones on the top of my head.

[rheasbrvtality]

streets is saying there could be a triple threat at wrestlemania between the rock, roman and cody… whatever it is we cannot let the rock win okay 😁👍🏽

[eggieeggman]

So uhh new obsession: Dimension 20, right now specifically Cody "Night Angel" Walsh from Unsleeping City season 2.

I put him in a dress heehee

Plus also:

(and they were roommates...)

[miru-has-thoughts]

DAMN. ALL YOU FUCKING "ROMAN FANS" NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

ESPECIALLY ALL OF YOU WHO DON'T WATCH REGULARLY AND JUST WANT TO SHIT TALK CODY

Y'ALL ARE INSUFFERABLE

[kevingotabigasschin]

“Stars have crossed.” 

“Bridges are burned.” 

“I love the things you hate about yourself.” - Star probably 

What would their ship name be?

StarKane? KaneDust? StarFire? HellStar? HellDust?

[ringer04]

Aww now Drew has to be dead to me...that's a bummer.

[iliyad]

if cody doesn't win tomorrow i'm genuinely not watching again how do you screw a guy over twice

[lemons-kid]

It’d be so funny if there was an au where Cody was certain they were aliens but they were just robots, just so funny /j

Everyone thought he was going insane not being included in the family heroes. Frankie and his family notices and tries to talk him out of it but he just feels more isolated

He feels vindicated when Dr. Morocco think they’re too advanced to be normal robots, but then crushed when the Doctor realizes and just tries to gut the tech.

It would be so hilarious if he saw his best friends destroyed for parts while not reacting at all. Just comical if they are put back together perfectly like nothing happened/j

I just now realized how insane Cody must've looked to Frankie in season one , imagine you catch your best friend talking and then when you walk in he's just standing there in front of four tall robots resembling humans , who are clearly not looking capable of even looking around and just standing there and Cody's just like "oh hi Frankie"

WHAT WERE YOU DOING you look like a LUNATIC

The fact he's the only one who does it too like you don't catch any of the other burns' doing it just Cody

I drew this in my notes

[koisplash]

I know that the most common interpretation for codywan is that they are extremely competent and can be both professional and love each other at the same time (don't get me wrong I absolutely love this and believe it completely)

however, I do think they deserve to be a little pathetic about each other

obviously there is the god tier trope of cody flirting back at obi-wan for the first time and obi-wan is completely flustered. but also, both obi-wan and cody being head over heels in love and being frustrated/annoyed with themselves because they should be better than this force-dammit!!

obi-wan, after cody teased him about loosing his lightsaber again: *dreamily sighs* cody smiled at me and my lightsaber feels so content with him *smiling like an idiot and blushing so hard his face is bright red*

also obi-wan to himself, two seconds later: get yourself together, you aren't a padawan anymore this is just embarrassing at this age also YOU ARE A HIGH COUNCILER PLEASEEEEEE

and the same thing going for cody like-

cody after obi-wan complimented him on his strategy during a meeting: thank you, sir *trying desperately to ignore the blush creeping onto his face* internally- oh kriff i love him hes so nice and considerate and WHY AM I ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT I AM A MARSHALL COMMANDER I AM TOO BUSY TO ACT LIKE THIS

idk just codywan getting to be a bit lovesick about each other and then being disappointed/frustrated with themselves (they are a bit pathetic and i love them for it)

[twinterrors29]

Obi-Wan: Satine, allow me to introduce my second-in-command, Cody Cody: sir Satine: ...dammit Cody: sir? Satine: oh, don't worry Commander, I'm just frustrated that your General apparently has better taste in men than me Obi-Wan: well- wait, isn't your taste in men me? Satine, smirking: anyway, it's lovely to meet you Cody

[frostbitebakery]

A Disturbed State Of The Natural Environment, Gods-Fucking-Dammit

A Pada-Wan Story

for @lttrsfrmlnrrgby

“Obi— Commander Kenobi-“

“You can call me Obi-Wan, Cody,” the kid huffs. “Neither you nor I will suddenly combust into a ball of fire if you do.”

You don’t know that, Cody thinks, not liking how his voice sounds in his mind.

Four days since the incident - or, “The Incident,” how Boil and Waxer like to say in unison with the bucket lights under their chins -, two since the 104th of all Battalions received their signal and towed the 212th fleet to the nearest station within the Republic that would allow them to overhaul the ships’ electronics.

It has been exactly two point five hours since Wolffe stopped wheezing at Cody over comms. Nearly as much time as the kid had vanished from under Cody’s paranoid nose.

“Councilor Kenobi is safe and sound,” General Koon had assured him while Wolffe stood at perfect parade rest a step behind, shriek-laughing his armor off.

The kid sighs. “You have come here for a reason?” he asks, stubborn and prim. “Or is Wooley babysitting me not enough?” He points a thumb over his shoulder to Wooley popping up several yards away, waving.

“If you haven’t noticed Hook, Line, and Sinker also keeping an eye on you, my trepidations are justified.”

The kid rolls his eyes, gesturing to three empty looking spots in the distance. “I am well aware Master Koon is in league with you.”

Cody will not explain safety precautions again. He’s saving that for when the kid really sets out to stomp on any and all walls Cody had to hastily and thoroughly built when his General, his partner, suddenly turned into a child at the worst possible development stage for Cody’s sanity.

The kid studies him while Cody is trying to come up with a legitimate reason for looking for him. Direct admittance to personal concern would backfire on Cody in multiple, entertaining ways, and he frankly doesn’t want to deal with that. From the kid being smug that Cody cares about him very much so keeping his distance must mean something more. To accusations of not trusting Obi-Wan (which, correct, Cody doesn’t know him after all), seeing him as a kid (also true) when he’s sixteen and basically a stone’s throw away from becoming a geezer.

Sixteen. Cody shudders. He remembers very well that half year when he was that developmental age. He shudders again. Gods, the mood swings alone.

“I am reasonably paranoid about your welfare,” he says at last. Wooden which makes him cringe but he’s never lied to Obi-Wan and he’s not starting now.

The kid stares at him for a while. One corner of his mouth quirks up with a shrug and a shuttered look in his eyes Cody desperately wants to make better. “It’s different when they really are out to get you, isn’t it.” The Council had explained how precarious his older self’s safety was at the best of times. Cody had only seen the aftermath and the accompanying ranting about life choices with the occasional visibly happy understanding that Obi-Wan could, actually, grow a non-patchy beard when he’s got a few more years on him.

“May I sit with you?” Cody asks. Shoveling his own metaphorical grave is so much easier with mixed signals after all. But he misses the older Obi-Wan. It’s not fair of him but he needs this.

The expected blush blooms on freckled cheeks. “Yes, of course!” is the eager reply, followed by more blushing.

It’s endearingly cute and Cody would like to chew on his bucket now.

The kid scoots over, wide eyed and expectant.

Gingerly, Cody lowers himself, ignoring the armor digging into his ass and thighs. And lets the silence stretch.

This, really, is what he came here for. A self-indulgent little break to catch his breath. The High General of a Systems Army is compromised and that fact has to remain eyes only to an exclusive handful of people. Only the Jedi Council knows out of obvious necessity. So it’s up to Cody to keep everything else running, keeping the admiralty in the dark because even teenaged Obi-Wan had said he’s got a bad feeling if they were to tell the brass. So they haven’t.

Usually, when flimsiwork and war horrors keep stacking up and expand into an avalanche, Obi-Wan and Cody sit together in silence, sharing a precious cup of real tea, being together and lending support and strength they can’t find for themselves but can always, always find for each other.

Selfishly he wants that strength from Obi-Wan now, the warmth of his body nearby. He’s already breathing easier.

The kid is looking at him curiously, but Cody chooses not to say anything. Instead he turns forward once more, watching the busy night markets of the station and the stars behind it. After a moment the kid does the same.

Shoulders slowly relax and the silence becomes comfortable.

[erobret]

SHE LOOKS UP AT HIM , chewing on a thought . she gestures to a chair close by her , beckoning for him to have a seat . ❝ i know a thing or two 'bout not wantin' to talk 'bout bad times in yer past . ❞ boy did she know . she was a wanted woman through all her twenties and the first half of her thirties . kept runnin' and runnin' from the law until she was tired of it . all because of being disowned because no one ever had her back .

she leans back again , inhaling deeply on the cigarette that she still shouldn't be smoking inside but she was still a rebel , even in her age . ❝ ya can't let it get to to ya --- or at least try not to . things in our past can leave scars but they can also make us a hell of a lot stronger . i betcha took some good knowledge outta that weird ass gimmick . ❞ head cocks to the side . there was always something to learn from one's past . ❝ perhaps all that needed to happen for you to get where ya are now . ❞

he’s not open to reacting like he used to, refuses to ever give people the satisfaction of anger or getting under his skin. a young, more reckless cody would’ve flipped out at the slightest negative mention of his past whether it was intentional or not, all sort of a trauma response — he just ( . . . ) hated it, felt as if there was no other way to react until now. years upon years of endless teasing comments built a fairly strong less sensitive version of himself, only change was that now he didn’t snap back, took it on the chin and moved on even if it was a little awkward

“ yeah— thought you’d know that but it’s cool, i just don’t like talking about it. was a bad time in my life ” and he was ridiculed for it. even though he doesn’t want to stand here and discuss stardust, he still turns his attention towards the phone in her hand. quite suddenly his expression softens, almost feels bad for being rude “ oh, that’s sweet. i’m glad that someone could enjoy it ” and one kid was enough, if he can make someone feel a little happiness then perhaps he shouldn’t be so endlessly bitter about things that are long gone “ i’m sorry by the way. it’s touchy— i don’t— i don’t enjoy identifying with that part of my life, nothing personal ”

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Oaths & Exclamations

lo (Old English) ⚜ spi (c.1225) ⚜ how mischance (c.1330)

by my hood (c.1374) ⚜ by my sheath (1532)

by the mouse-foot (1550) ⚜ what a/the goodyear (c.1555)

bread and salt; by Jove (1575) ⚜ by my truly (1580)

by these hilts; by yea and nay/no (1598)

by the Lord Harry; by the pody cody (1693) ⚜ by jingo (1694)

splutterdenails (1707) ⚜ I snore (1790) ⚜ by hokey (1825)

shiver my timbers (1834) ⚜ by the (great) horn spoon (1842)

upon my Sam (1879) ⚜ for goodness’ sake (1885) ⚜ yerra (1892)

for the love of Mike (1901) ⚜ knickers (1971)

Honour-Related Oaths & Exclamations

aplight (1297) ⚜ by my troth (c.1374) ⚜ on one’s honour (c.1460)

upon my word (1591) ⚜ honour bright (1819)

With Reference to Life or Body Parts

by my life (c.1225) ⚜ by these ten bones (c.1485) ⚜ lifelikins (c.1644)

Imprecations

woe (971) ⚜ woe worth (c.1275) ⚜ dahet (c.1290)

confound; sorrow on (c.1330) ⚜ in the waniand (c.1352)

woe betide you (1362) ⚜ wild-fire (c.1375) ⚜ evil theedom (c.1386)

a pestilence (up)on (c.1390) ⚜ hang; murrain (c.1400)

vengeance (c.1500) ⚜ plague (c.1566) ⚜ maugre (1590)

pox (c.1592) ⚜ rot (1594) ⚜ cancro (1597) ⚜ perdition; death (c.1603)

pize; vild (1605) ⚜ peasecod (1606) ⚜ cargo (1607)

confusion (1608) ⚜ pest (1632) ⚜ light upon (1642) ⚜ deuce (1651)

rat (1691) ⚜ stap my vitals; strike me blind (1697)

split my windpipe (1700) ⚜ rabbit (1701) ⚜ consume (1756)

capot me (1760) ⚜ foul fall (c.1775) ⚜ weary (1788) ⚜ drat (1815)

rats (1816) ⚜ bad cess to (1859) ⚜ curse (1885)

Damn

damn (1589) ⚜ damnation (c.1603) ⚜ damme (1645) ⚜ darn (1781)

dash (1800) ⚜ hot damn (1929) ⚜ dammit (1956)

Mild Oaths

before George (c.1592) ⚜ Gemini (1664) ⚜ dash my wig (1797)

Jiminy (1803) ⚜ Christmas (1897)

Implying Rejection

farewell fieldfare (c.1413) ⚜ twenty-three skidoo (1926)

Foreign Words

parbleu (1696) ⚜ sapperment (1815) ⚜ caramba (1835)

merde (1920) ⚜ sapristi (1932)

The recorded examples above start relatively late, in the 13th century.

People must have sworn as much in the first millennium as they do today (Beowulf would surely have let out something rather more Anglo-Saxon in his various fights than the expressively elegant locutions we know from the poem) but the words would never have been written down.

The lists show an increasingly colloquial character as time goes by, and writers more accurately incorporate the language of everyday into their work.

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