#Damien talks

[the-moon-pal]

what are u so nervous about..

[bitch2007]

Looking for the post where Danny falling through a portal to the past in England where he is adopted and goes by Alfred Pennyworth and a blob ghost runs loose so he comes up to ghost with a shotgun and thermos

[notdamien]

HIS NAME IS WHAT

[polisphere-high]

Damien! Is pip your pookie wookie smookie dookie

… My what??

…

(he ran off to go talk to Pip. Though, I do wonder what you mean by that. - Jason White)

[whadadonameskremylecroux]

No question, just saying hiii 😁

hiii!

how are you!

[thediaryofcharlie]

MUTUAL ONLY BLOG!

welcome to my dark and twisted mind ^_^ !

[candy-skullz]

Style shipper blocked me I see this as a win I fucking hate Style 💪

Stay winning everybody

[izutsuminoboobs]

if im following u on this blog srry i am probably using u for ur reblogs .. as in . ones that r from . A While Ago

[fruitfulcreations]

Hey there, I'm Fruitfulmind or rather, 'Damien'. I've been writing for a while, since I've been about seven years old. (Lordy, the Fairly Odd Parent fanfics were REAL.) This is my art/writing sideblog, I typically follow back from @archangelfuckinggabriel

A little information about me:

I'm Damien. I go by he/they pronouns. I'm 30 years-old and a proud self shipper. Right now my major selfship is Magnus Hammersmith (this is subject to change.)

My requests are currently: OPEN

I won't write anything NSFW featuring minors so if you're thinking of asking? Don't. This also includes 'aged up' characters; it just gives me the squick. Sorry.

I don't only do fandom requests, I also do oc writing requests, or even oc/canon requests.

Other places you can find me/Links of interest:

Ao3

Toyhou.se (Do a majority of my requests from here)

My Carrd

Discord: ringwolf (You can message me here for requests or even send me a message/ask on Tumblr)

[squiddleshow]

haiiii post limit

[the-moon-pal]

now why haven't i heard anyone talk about muppetplier.....

[notdamien]

mlms everywhere cheered

[thisdudedoesntexist]

Danny has a problem.

It's been around two weeks after fighting vlad and removing his powers, the tension has been building between them for a long time.

First it was the crown, Danny had earned it after fighting Pariah but Vlad thinks that Danny isn't ruthless enough to rule saying that he's "too soft" and "too indecisive" to wear the (for all the title of Ghost King is worth) glorified funny hat. Then after a long time of arguing between them Vlad came up with a scheme. If he couldn't become the king he would become the regent, he just needed to possess Jack Fenton, have him divorce Vlad's "beloved" Madeline and then possess her into marrying him.

As you can guess this didn't work, Danny found him about two seconds after he tried to divorce Maddy cause he wasn't even trying to act (like a human sized Golden retriever) his dad. So he and mom beat the creepy incel out of his dad, in the process Danny was forced to transform and his parents accepted him (YAY!), he also got hit in the side of his head by Vlad, damaging his Broca's area just enough so he can only speak in Ghostspeak, but he can still understand human words and letters. After that mess they moved to Gotham so he could recover in a place with high ectoplasm without Vlad harassing them. ( Lady Gotham hates Vlad.)

Now you're probably wondering, "What's the problem, Vlad is out of the picture and your parents accept your half dead-ness."

The problem is that some guy dressed as a scarecrow released some weird gas into his school. He didn't get a lot of people cause the "Bats?" Showed up but his friend Damien got sprayed and ran off saying he was gonna kill his brother tim. So in Danny's infinite genius he ran off after him to make sure he doesn't hurt someone.

He's not sure why Damien speaks Ghostspeak though.

[sleepy-purple-sloth]

Aw nuts 😧 There goes my sister's fucking skull 💀 Guess I screwed up again🤦‍♂️Tried to drive her home 🚗 from that cool party with my friends 😎 But I tried to get a nut 🌰 Not that kinda nut ❌ ’Cause she ate a walnut 🥜 That pole kicked her butt ‼️ Now her head flew off 😵 on the ground 🛣 I am going to get such a pound 😰 from my mom 👩‍👧‍👦 Who's Toni Colette 😱 And she'll never gonna Toni Co-let(te) me live this down 😓 I think I’m gonna put her in the grounds 🪦 But she'll be back 🔙 guess it runs in the genes 🧬 Hereditary

[izutsuminoboobs]

mmk ignore those i accidentally saved this to this blogs queue instead of the utdr archive's .. (=_='')

[j-liz]

HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.

You think so, huh?