#Damian wayne IS a Gen z and write self insert fanfic

[sleepdeprivedvigilante]

Continuing this because it's needed.

Damian: Parker, you have a black eye.

Peter, A vigilante: Damian, I know.

Damian: *annoyed at the dry response even if he gave a dry comment* Why?

Peter: The mugger wasn't very Sportsmanlike

Damian: *with a very long-suffering sigh* Parker, no-

Duke, invited forced Peter and Damian to hang out: Hey man-peter! why don't you come with us to the manor!

Damian: Yes, so we can have Father kidnap y-

Duke: *Elbows Damian on the rib* TO DRINK TEA AYE- Alfred has the best tea *He nods sagely*

Damian, looking slightly murderous: Yes- What Thomas said, Tea.

Peter: *Not completely a fool* Did you just say KIDNAP-

Dick, sees his kid-brothers hand out with the somehow super strong, malnourished, suspicious nerd kid: *Detectives* Hey! Peter right! I think i saw you're parent the other day- *He's trying to get information*

Peter, with spider senses tinglin': STRANGER DANGER-

Damian, observing the chaos from a certain distance: Fools.

Peter: So does Batman really hate Metas?

Damian: Why are you asking me this?

Peter: What man, you are a Gothamite so i figure you seen weird things.

Duke, resident Meta: Dunno how that rumor started- Batman's a softie.

Peter: He IS? ok-ok- And robin?

Damian: Robin is too cool to be a softie-

Peter: So Robin hates Metas?!!!!

Damian, with great alarm: Tt, of course he does not! He is just not as soft as Batman-

I am in desperate need of a Spiderman/Batman crossover fic (Based on Dark matter by mysterycyclone) but instead of Tim and Duke being his main friends or dick and Jaso finding him on the Secidn chapter, I need one where he goes to gotham academy with damian, maybe Jon and maps or who knows, I mean Damian is 14-15 in comics rn? (depending) and Peter could be 15-16, while Duke is 2 or 3 years older than them both, so maybe they're in gotham prep and stuff.

Like:

Damian, got told to interact with his peers, seeing Peter as the most competent inteligent-wise: Your academic achievements are not as dumb as the rest of our peers.

Peter slightly freaked out but curious: Thanks I guess?

Damian: *nods* I'm glad to FIDN someoene smart here.

After a while of being friends and relaxing more, this trio of idiots

Peter: Working on this is goign to make me go insane- *bangs head against notebook, Witha concussion, and sleep deprived*

Duke: Man need any help? Maybe if you got some rest by the manor-

Damian: You woudlnt have such a headache if you Didn't bang your head agaidnt the wall parker. But go on, it's a least slightly amusing.

Peter:*slightly joking* Hey man fuck you-