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ficbandit · 6 days ago

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Chapter III: Die Hard, Flirt Harder

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Suga drags his eyes away from the man’s chest up to his face and, not for the first time this morning, wishes he was 6ft under.

Daichi Sawamura, partner at OKD Law and his boss, is halfway inside the doorframe, one impossibly toned arm stretched across the door, holding it open. His other is at Suga’s hip, steadying the both of them so they don’t topple out of the building. He’s so close that Suga can see the almost invisible scar just above his upper lip.

His very pretty upper lip.

“Sugawara,” the sound of his name in Daichi’s mouth—real and outside of his head—is enough to make Suga’s ears burn. “Good morning.”

Ever since he came to work at OKD Law, Suga has been resolute about avoiding the incredibly charming, impossibly attractive attorney in the office. Daichi is the kind of man who sweeps secretaries off their feet, takes clients out to dinners, and racks up crazy bills, who most definitely had women throwing themselves at his feet both at work and outside of it. It didn’t matter that Suga had a hard time looking away from the way his hair curled at the nape of his neck, or that whenever they made eye contact in the office Suga felt like he was going to spontaneously combust.

That definitely did not matter at all.

It had only taken him a few hours on his first day to decide that Daichi Sawamura was completely off-limits and out of his league, and he was determined to live by that rule for however long he worked at OKD.

I didn’t think I’d see him this morning.

The thought is so quietly genuine that it takes Suga a minute to remember how to put words together for a moment.

“Uh—good morning, sir. Sorry, I was just—my train was slow this morning, and my bike—and then I realized I don’t have my keycard—”

Daichi stays perfectly still as Suga stumbles through his sentence, his smile deepening a little as he rambles. Suga watches the scar above his lip disappear and his train of thought dissolves completely. He feels the urge to reach up and trace the edge of the nearly invisible mark with his finger.

“I think I can help you with that.”

He’s so close—

Suga swallows thickly and steps back quickly, pulling out of Daichi’s touch. The thought dissipates like it never existed, and he finds himself missing the weight of it in his mind, unlike every other thought he’s heard this morning.

Suga wants to slap himself. This, THIS, is exactly why he can’t trust himself to be around Daichi Sawamura. The man turns him into some kind of mumbling, pervy mess, the kind that ogles straight men and gets reported to HR. And fired too, probably.

“Thank you, sir. Sorry for…for…” he gestures vaguely at the door behind him. Daichi watches him, slightly amused, and waves a dismissive hand.

“My fault. I saw you coming, and I just…couldn’t stop myself.”

Silence falls between them again, and Suga finds himself staring up at him, wide-eyed, too caught up in the idea that Daichi Sawamura saw him coming and couldn’t stop, and whether the innuendo in that is as clear to him as it is to him. He feels his ears grow even warmer.

Suga really, really, needs to slam his head in the turnstile.

It’s Yui’s voice that draws him away from those thoughts, making them both glance over to where she’s been waiting, watching them with raised eyebrows.

“Suga, I’m going to head up, maybe grab you that coffee, alright?” She gives him a knowing look that makes his stomach flop. “Good morning, sir,” she gives Daichi a quick nod before escaping to the elevators, taking Suga’s last hope of a buffer with her.

Looking back, he shouldn’t have told her about his hopeless office crush on their boss. He’d known it would probably cost him one day, and it seems like that day is today.

“Should we…?” He seems unbothered, though, almost as if he’s willing to stand there in the doorway to the building for however long it takes Suga to collect his thoughts. His heart skips more than a few beats.

“Yes!” Suga nods and manages a half-choked laugh, spinning around quickly and beelining for the turnstile. “Sorry.”

He waits off to the side for Daichi to enter first, gaze resolutely fixed on the turnstile as the other man digs around in his own bag for his keycard, ready to tap them both in. He only looks up at him when Daichi freezes in place, hand searching a little more frantically in his bag before he sighs.

No way.

“I guess it’s a bad morning for the both of us, huh?” Daichi dejectedly zips his bag back up. “I’ll ask the security guard if they can let us through without a keycard.”

Suga follows him silently to the nearby security desk, trailing like a lost duckling. It’s fine, he rationalizes. Daichi Sawamura is a named partner of one of the biggest law firms in the city. He owns an entire floor of this building. They’ll let them in.

“Sorry, no can do,” the security guard mutters, not even looking up from his phone. “No key card, no entrance.”

Suga’s gaze flits to Daichi, his eyes widening at the flutter of a muscle at the back of his jaw. It’s hot, hotter than seeing your straight boss pissed should be—if you want to keep your job—and Suga tears his gaze away quickly.

“I understand,” Daichi says, his tone polite but edged with something sharper. Suga sucks in a quiet breath. “But can you maybe call up my office? My colleague will be able to confirm—”

“No. Can. Do,” the man emphasizes. He jams a thick finger at the sign to his right that reads ALL VISITORS MUST HAVE KEYCARDS OR PRIOR AUTHORIZATION TO ENTER. NO EXCEPTIONS. He goes back to his phone like they’re not even there.

Suga thinks Daichi might reach across the desk and grab the guy’s phone from the glare he gives him. He casts a frantic look across the lobby, searching for anyone who might be able to help, when he catches sight of the mail room elevator sitting across the lobby, completely open.

Suga puts a hand on Daichi’s forearm, trying to subtly pull him towards the elevator when his thoughts hit him with full force.

Fucking prick, he’s muttering, voice low and dark. I don’t need this right now, not this morning, and not in front of him—

The hair on the back of Suga’s neck stands up at the sound of it. He’s surprised that Daichi would care so much about him witnessing this interaction, but he assumes it has something to do with asserting authority and dominance over subordinates and whatever else men in power like him worry about. Still, the sound of it makes his mouth go a little dry.

He has to clear his throat to speak when Daichi turns towards him, eyes softening a fraction as they slip away from the security guard.

“I think I know another way,” he hisses under his breath, his eyes flitting to the service elevator. He drops his hand and feels his connection to Daichi slip away. “Over here.”

He starts for the elevator, looking back only to make sure that his boss is following him, and that the security guard hasn’t picked up on anything. Daichi hesitates at the desk for a second, before he gives the man one last glare and follows him, brow furrowed.

His confused look doesn’t dissipate as Suga presses the button for the elevator and casts a wary glance back at the security guard.

“What’s this?”

“Service elevator,” Suga says under his breath, leaning in as subtly as he can. He gives Daichi a conspiratorial look. “No keycard needed.”

The other man blinks at him for a moment before a smirk curls the corners of his lips.

“Are you breaking into our office, Sawamura?”

Suga’s eyes widen a fraction at the subtle playfulness in Daichi’s voice and the way his smirk makes him look boyish—less like his boss and more like someone Suga might meet on a night out. Someone Suga might not mind seeing again after that, either.

“I…well, I don’t think we were getting anywhere with him,” Suga jerked a thumb back at the security guard. “We shouldn’t both have to clock in late because of him.”

Daichi’s eyes brighten a little.

“Well, I don’t exactly clock in,” he murmurs, leaning in conspiratorially. “But don’t worry. I promise I won’t punish you for being late. The breaking in part, though—well, I might have to call you into my office for that.”

All at once, Suga forgets about his bike and the train and his keycard and loses himself in the way Daichi is looking at him. His blood sings under his skin. His thoughts are a chorus of This is your boss, Koushi, stop it and Do not fall for this fucking straight man, but they dissolve into the horny static that’s replaced his brain. He thinks back to the tone of voice Daichi used with the security guard and wonders—just hypothetically, of course, out of pure gay curiosity—what he’d have to do to get him to use that tone with him.

“Well, I—”

He’s interrupted by the elevator doors opening in front of them, and the security shouting at them from across the lobby.

“Hey, you two! Get back here, you can’t use that!”

Daichi’s gaze snaps back towards the security guard, who’s now vaulting over the desk like he’s fucking John McClane. Suga briefly wonders if there’s anything in the entire fucking building that’s worth that kind of effort before he feels himself being dragged into the open elevator and pushed against the wall beside the panel of buttons.

Daichi is standing over him, one hand by his head and the other punching the button to close the doors like he can block the security guard from him somehow. They both watch as the man sprints across the linoleum, only to reach the doors as they close on his face. He slams a hand on the metal doors and Suga can hear his faint shout from outside before they start moving upward.

Everything is suddenly quiet, save for the whirring of the elevator and the sound of them catching their breaths. Their chests are so close that they nearly brush against each other as they rise and fall, and Suga tries and fails not to think about it. Daichi’s chest is broader than his, and this close he can see the cords of his muscles beneath that button-up, tense and coiled after their daring escape.

Maybe he should just hand in his resignation when he walks into the office. He could write it up when he gets in, print it out, walk to Daichi’s office, set it on his desk, and announce he’s leaving. He’d probably look up at him with that same look from before, that kind of confused amusement that makes his eyes soft and the scar disappear, and Suga would probably kiss him, just because he finally could.

All in all, it doesn’t seem like that bad of a plan.

“Sugawara?”

Daichi steps back, ducking his head a little to catch his eyes. He’s giving him that boyish smile again, though it’s tinged with a bit of concern. Suga swallows thickly and collects himself.

“Sorry…what?”

“Lost you there for a moment. Are you okay?”

He drops his hand from its place beside Suga’s head, taking a few steps back to set his back against the opposite wall of the elevator. The distance feels sudden and violent after how close they’d been, and Suga crosses his arms across his chest against the feeling.

“Oh, yeah, I’m fine,” he manages to huff out a laugh. “I just…wasn’t expecting this much excitement this morning.”

Daichi gives him a nod, hands braced on the railing of the elevator behind him. He watches the number on the small screen above the doors rise slowly.

“I know what you mean,” he chuckles. He runs a hand through his hair and Suga follows the movement against his will. “My morning’s been hectic enough as it is without staging a Die Hard plot to get into the office.”

Suga’s eyes widen, and he smiles.

“Oh my god, I was thinking the same thing!” He laughs, forgetting his nerves momentarily. “Did you see him vault over the desk? That was insane!”

Thankfully, Daichi looks just as excited as he feels.

“I thought we were screwed,” he laughs. “Who knew he cared about his job that much?”

They both laugh, and the sound of it makes Suga go a little quiet. Something about it feels far more familiar and right than it should.

He watches the number rise above 25. They have a minute to go to reach the 48th floor, but Suga suddenly wishes it were moving slower. He has the intrusive urge to reach out and press all the buttons before their floor.

“We’ve never really talked in the office, have we?”

Daichi is the one to break the comfortable quiet, his eyes on Suga when he looks away from the buttons.

“No,” Suga scratches at the back of his neck, the question reminding him once again he’s with his boss. “I work on the other side of the office, with Oikawa-san.”

“Right,” Daichi nods, “that explains it then.” He can still feel the other man’s eyes on him. “Tooru’s mentioned you, you know,” he adds. “He says you do great work.”

Suga looks up at him then, surprised. Oikawa Tooru isn’t exactly one for praise—opting instead to point out mistakes curtly and assign extra work at terrible times—and Suga always assumed he just wasn’t on the man’s radar. He was a partner, after all, and the one who’d inherited the firm from his dad at that. Suga had always thought it was safer to work unnoticed beneath him than try for that praise.

Still, hearing it was nice, especially when it came from the man opposite of him. Suga gave him a genuine smile.

“That’s…good to hear. Thank you, Daichi-san.”

Daichi’s smile falters a little, his eyes hard to follow in the dim lighting of the elevator. Suga wonders if he said something wrong. Was he not supposed to thank him for that? Or was the absurdity of their morning finally striking him as horribly inappropriate for a boss and employee?

“Sorry, your…uh, your tie,” Daichi nods at his chest, “I think it’s a little. Here—”

He pushes off the opposite railing and steps back into Suga’s space before he can blink, his hands coming up to fuss with the botched knot at the base of his throat. He yanks at it a little, and Suga’s jaw tightens as his brain reduces to static again.

The only thing that cuts through it is a thought, warm and intoxicating in the way it settles into Suga’s mind like it’s his own. It’s so familiar that it takes him a moment to realize, with a start, that it isn’t his at all.

Sugawara Koushi.

The thought takes its time like it’s memorizing each syllable of his name.

Suga freezes.

Completely oblivious, Daichi finally finishes with his tie and pats his handiwork with a friendly hand, catching his eye.

“There you go.”

Another thought bubbles up, just as dizzying as the last.

I need to see you again. --- A/N: Surprise! I couldn't stop and got out another chapter lol. Enjoy! xx

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demon-blood-youths · 11 months ago

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The Misadventures of the Phoenix and Chimera Sorcerer. Part 7 - A Blind Date

Hi everyone. This is part 7. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

----- Summary -----

Megumi and Daichi received a mission to exorcise a curse at a host club in Shinjuku with Yuji and Nobara. But their plan will be taken for a crazy turn as Megumi had to endure a great trail involving Daichi's plan. How will this turn out?

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I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought as he is sitting on the dress all dressed for an occasion. Rather...for the mission. This time, he is really going to kill Daichi for this. And most likely Yuji and Nobara. Never did he think of the dumbest plan in his life in his sorcerer life. It can't be real.

This all started when they had a mission in Shinjuku.

----- Hours earlier -----

"Hold on...a host club?" Yuji blinked. Gojo-sensei nods his head, "Indeed, Itadori. There are unexplained injuries surrounding a host club in Shinjuku and now a person is critically injured. This host club has no connections to a gang or anything criminal-related. All they can mention is a monster scaring them and away from it. If it continues, it will spread and will harm people in the red-light district.

Good news....the host club is shut down temporarily under the 'notice' of repairs. By notice, it means it's time to exorcise the curse.

"So we just go in and find the curse to exorcise?" Yuji asked.

"Yes but there's a problem." Gojo stated.

"A problem?" Megumi asked.

"The curse is hard to find, you see." Gojo sighed.

"Oh! Then we can track it down with Taz's technique." Daichi said.

"I rather not. Even with Taz's nose, this curse is pretty elusive. " Gojo-sensei sighed. "Besides...If we did, we have to explain to her what a host club is. We need to keep our little Taz pure from the dark side of adults!" Gojo pouted.

"I agree with that, Gojo-sensei!" Yuji exclaimed nodding his head. Besides..how are they going to explain what a host club is to her?! Including the red district of Tokyo, Shinjuku. Taz would be curious and would have tons of questions. Good thing, Taz will be here with Yuria and Miko, teaching them instead going of with them.

"Oh come on, a host club isn't that bad. I mean...." Daichi begins. "It's just bottle service!"

"No way! My little sis will not learn about host clubs!" Yuji pokes a finger at Kisho's chest with a frown comedically. "She's too young for that, Kisho!" He exclaimed.

"Yeah! Taz is too young to learn about that! Also, how do you know what a host club is?! A host club is more than that!" Nobara chided him. Daichi had his hands up, giving up, "Okay, Fine! Sorry!"

Megumi sighs, shaking his head. He looks at Gojo. "So when do we start?"

"Tonight!!" Gojo said happily.

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After arriving in Shinjuku, the team found the host club named Lovely Dovely but before they entered. Daichi stops them. "Hold on! We need to gather information about the curse."

"Huh? Why?" Nobara asked. Yuji and Megumi wanted to know the reason.

"Didn't Gojo-sensei say that the curse is hard to find and it's elusive?" He asked. "The curse might avoid us if we go inside like this."

"Yeah but what can we ask the people around here? Most are non-sorcerers and have no idea what we're talking about." Nobara points out.

"Agreed. Plus we got the file on it." Megumi said. Daichi shakes his head, "True but a host club shuts down for repairs...people are going to find out and talk you know, especially in a place like this. I say we do some information gathering about the host club or anything that's happened. We might get something."

"But we can't waste time, Daichi." Megumi crossed his arms. "I know, I know. But we might give it a try at least. Maybe a curse has a history and we might find a way to deal with it."

Megumi thinks hard. True. Curses come from negative emotions so it must be something that a curse emerged from something like this. "Okay. But 5 minutes." He said.

"Right!" Daichi said.

"I can help out!" Yuji said. Nobara shrugs. Megumi would wait here for time just in case if he sees something. After five minutes up, the three meet back here and discuss what they heard and talk to.

"Okay! So from our investigation, I have an educated guess."

"A guess?" Nobara asked. Daichi nods. "Yes! This curse must be female or an angry customer."

"Huh. Okay, an angry customer makes sense" Yuji asked. "But why female?

"Think about it. It is only harming the employees, right?" Daichi asked to which Yuji and Nobara nodded while Megumi raised a brow at this, "I talked to people around about it and they told me. So it makes sense it's female or just a jealous boyfriend. Either of the two." Daichi said. "So I went to a hostess club and asked about the Lovely Dovely from a block down. A compeitior."

"So what did they said?" Nobara asked, now curious.

"Well there is one time where a woman walk out crying out of a host club a long time ago. They said it was months back. I heard the woman gave gifts to a guy who thought loved her but you know. The guy working there wants the tips and got greedy."

"That's cold. I can see why a curse emerged from this place" Yuji said. Nobara sighed, shaking her head, "You never get too attached to the people working in these places. Host and hostess clubs are like the modern geisha!"

Then Noabra thinks, "Speaking of which, I talked to the girls and they told me the same thing. I heard she got her heart broken. And there's another girl whose life savings was to get a boyfriend." She said.

"Yeah. Some people say the customer got angry and jumped." Yuji frowns. "They think the place is cursed because the woman cursed them to get revenge on one of the hosts. Heard he got fired though."

Daichi nods. "And I check to see what kind of men does the curse go after. If we know, then we might try to set up a bait."

"So we figure out who would be the next target then we can find the curse and hunt it down!" Yuji said. Daichi nods. "Right."

"But. We can't get civilians caught in the crossfire." Said Megumi. "The last thing we need is a curse putting another person in hospital or worse." He said.

"And that's why one of us should become the bait."

Wait what? The three blinked.

"Think about it, the curse has no idea that she is walking into a trap so we have to take advantage of our looks! If we do that, then the curse will be exorcised."

"Oh! So you guys become the hosts?" Nobara said now understanding the plan, "But who's going to be the host or all of you?! Nobara asked. Daichi snaps his fingers with a finger. "That's the plan! I came up with and to make sure we got this plan in the bag. Let's look for the description of our victims and see if this works!" He pulls out a notepad to which Yuji and Nobara look over his shoulders, looking at his notes.

"Okay so...tall...." Yuji said.

"Dark," Nobara said. "And handsome."

"Has pretty eyes," Yuji said.

"And mysterious..." Nobara said, nodding her head. All of them are nodding their eyes. "Okay...so who got all that." Then the three blink and look at Megumi, slowly realizing something.

"What?"

"Megumi! You will become the host of the club." Daichi points with a smile.

"What?" Megumi narrowed his eyes. Nobara and Yuji became silent.

"You check everything off on this list! Tall, dark, handsome, mysterious, and not to mention your great emerald eyes." Daichi counts off his fingers, "Your glorious appearance can mesmerize any woman into hanging out with you and pay for you! You're the perfect guy! And no way the curse will ignore you if you become the host. It's perfect!"

Noabra and Yuji go 'uhhh....' while Sukuna inside Yuji, now cracking up.

"I don't think that's..." Yuji begins but Megumi cuts him off.

"So....let me straight. You want me to become a host to lure the curse out of hiding based on that investigation?" Megumi said, scowling even more.

"Uh-huh!" Daichi nods. "Great plan, right?!" He grins.

Nobara and Yuji are now sweatdropping. They can feel the anger from Megumi right now. They can see his eye twitching.

Then Megumi nods with a small smile, scaring Nobara and Yuji now. "Sure it is...want to know what I think of that?" He asked. He bonks Daichi on the head with a scowl. "OW!" Daichi yelled.

"What kind of DUMB plan is that?! What the hell, Daichi?!" Megumi makes Daichi cry out, "It's a good plan! Remember when we fought that curse that took the girl-" He receives a slap upside the head.

"We are not MENTIONING that again!" Megumi yelled. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT IS WRONG WTIH YOU?!"

"But the plan! It worked didn't it?!" Daichi said.

"Every time you plan something, it gets worse and worse! You want me to become a HOST because of your so-called 'educated' guess! To me, it sounds like a dumb guess that you come up on the fly! What makes you think I would agree to it?!"

"Because.....because....it's the best plan?!" Daichi smiles nervously and this Megumi narrows his eyes into silts now. Already, they can feel the anger coming from the shadow sorcerer. Nobara and Yuji take several steps back.

"Think about it, Fushiguro. This curse chooses its victims based on their appearances and has a history with this host club from what we got from the streets." Daichi tries to convince Megumi to see his logic. "Soon...they're going to go over to other clubs to find the next target on similar appearances even if Lovely Dovely gets shut down!"

Megumi grumbled but raised his eyelids a bit. Yuji and Nobara thought Daichi is getting to through him. However...Daichi's next words invalidate his entire logical explanation.

"Besides you're host material! Every girl's dream and fantasy!" Daichi gives his best smile. Nobara and Yuji just choked. Of course, they tried their best not to laugh because they could see Megumi is fuming.

Megumi snapped as he had that wide smile on his face.

"Yeah...he is so dead." Nobara whispered.

"Yep," Yuji said as Eito is on his shoulder giving a worried chirp.

Megumi can't help but laugh loudly this time, it sounds disturbing. To which Yuji and Nobara yell, "Daichi...RUN!!"

And Daichi did for dear life as he was being chased down by an angry Megumi, leaving Yuji, Nobara, and Eito sweatdropped while Sukuna was laughing his ass off. There were screams, shouting, and cursing in the alleys of Shinjuku. But soon, Daichi managed to convince Megumi to try out this plan. However, if it fails, Megumi promises him dearly that he's dead. So the stakes are high for this mission.

"Okay. To get started, we need clothes." Daichi stated. "Nobara. You know the best clothes, right?"

"Huh? I think so but what do I get in return?" Nobara asked with her arms crossed because she didn't want to deal with a grumbling Megumi and wasn't sure if the plan could work.

"I run into a host club down the street and they have trouble in coming in because of the curse. They said that they would give us money and free food if we solve it. Plus, they know the hostess clubs where they can give you the best clothes for a discount and for free." Daichi tells Nobara giving his credit card to her.

That was enough to convince Nobara Kugasaki when he said clothes. The young woman gives him a thumbs up and a grin, "Leave it to me!"

"Yuji! I need your help in dressing Megumi."

"Right!" Yuji nods. Megumi is now annoyed. "Aren't you two too happy about this?!" He questioned his classmates.

"But freebies, Fushiguro!!" Nobara and Yuji said in unison with a pout. Megumi made a face hearing that. Later on, thanks to Nobara's skill as a fashionista and Yuji's help in aiding Megumi to change clothes in a nearby clothing store. Nobara wiped some sweat from her brow as she saw her work. Yuji clasped his hands together seeing Nobara's work. "Wow! Nobara, you made Megumi really good."

Megumi twitched an eye. He wore in a dark blue suit, with a blue flower on his breast pocket and white pants. Underneath his dark suit is white. His hair is brushed, with bangs covering on one side while he still has spiky hair on another side and back.

"I think I did a good job, haven't I?" Nobara asked. Daichi and Yuji nodded as they clapped, "Yep, yep. You did!" Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek, "I must say you really look good, Fushiguro Megumi. No doubt, you make the women swoon for you and spend money on you for their time." Said Sukuna with a gleeful smile.

"See?! Even Sukuna thinks you're beautiful!" Daichi smiled. Then Daichi's collar is grabbed and pulled forward by a fuming scary Megumi.

"Remind me to beat you after this," Megumi said, glaring down at a scared Daichi. "You better hope your plan works for your sake, Kisho." He said his real name. Daichi is now sweating bullets and is shaking in his boots.

"Of course, it will work! Trust me!" Daichi laughed with his hands waving, assuring him. Nobara paid for the clothes on Daichi's credit card at the register. With that, Megumi lets go of him and walks on ahead to go back to Lovley Dovely host club.

And the group went back to the host club. The first thing to do is open it up and have Megumi sit in the lounge and wait for the curse to show up.

And that's how Megumi got in this situation, waiting for who knows how long.

I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought, gritting his teeth while sitting on the booth in the lounge, waiting for this curse to show up.

In the other room, the trio looks through the window door.

"Daichi, I don't think the curse is going to show up," Yuji said.

"It will." A few minutes passed. Eito chirps quietly.

"Are you sure that Megumi is the curse's type?" Nobara asked, looking at Daichi. "Yes, the list of victims that the curse attacked the people I talked to told me to have the same hair and build. I even have the host photos on their billboard and the customers and their competition point out which ones got attacked." He shows the photos to them. Yuji and Nobara went 'Oh' and went, "Yeah, yeah, now we see." All of the victims are dark, handsome, and attractive. Megumi is the perfect candidate.

"How exactly did you get them to talk to you?" Nobara asked.

"I told them that we're private investigators." Said Daichi. "It worked really well."

"That makes sense." Yuji said then looked at Megumi who is now tapping on his foot with his arms crossed. "Hope your plan works, Daichi. Because you know.....Megumi is going to let you have it this time." Yuji warns he could see Daichi sweat hearing that.

'And I can't wait to see what sort of punishment he will give out.' Sukuna said in Yuji's mind. Yuji sighs. Then the lights flickered. Everyone became tense. Megumi is now guard as the lights continue to flick. It suddenly went out making the place fall into silence. There is no sound or anything. Even from the outside. Then the light came back on followed by a sound of a bell. A woman has come in. A pretty modest woman. She had brown hair, a cute smile, and wearing modest clothes.

"Hm?" The woman blinked.

Huh? Daichi, Yuji and Nobara watched. Could it be the curse?

"Oh my! You must be the only one here! Is this place closed?" Asked the woman.

What should he do?

"I guess..." Megumi said. "Place is slow today."

"Good job, Fushiguro." Daichi whispered.

"We might close soon." Megumi sighed. Daichi blinked. Wait...what?! No! Don't say that! He thought as Eito chirps, making the flame sorcerer blink.

"Awww...but can you at least make a woman happy. At least listen to my troubles." Asked the woman. Megumi had to look at his friends especially Daichi who gives him the thumbs up. Damnit.

"Yeah sure. What can I do?" He asked. So the woman talked with him, talk about her job, her daily life and other mundane things.

"Jeez...Fushiguro at least like you're interested! He needs to go to class on customer service or how to make a woman happy at least!" Nobara sighed.

"But the plan is working, that's all it matter!" Daichi said.

"Looks like the lady is convinced that Megumi is a host. Man...you're not kidding when you said he's host material." Said Yuji making Daichi chuckle. "Am I ever wrong?" He chuckled.

"A few times." Nobara commented which made Daichi offended.

"Anyway...I come bearing gifts."

"Gifts?" Megumi blinked. The woman nodded happily, "Yes!" She brings out her bag to give a gift to him. "Here!" Daichi, Yuji, and Noabra are watching. This is too sudden.

"Sorry. I can't accept it." Said Megumi with his hand raised. "I'm just doing my job."

"Your job?" The woman blinked.

"Yes, I'm just a host who listened to women and served them, I can't take your gift," Megumi said, trying to be professional. Yeah, he's really going to kill Daichi for this.

"Oh...is that so...." The woman muttered. "Does that mean you do not love me?"

"Like I said...it's just a job." Megumi sighed.

She bit her lip then Megumi blinked to see that her bottom lip began to bleed. "Ma'am?"

"Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?!" The woman's tone shifted to raspy voice.

"!" Megumi looked at the woman as she began to transform. Hair begins to extend and her height grows as her body becomes slim. Her mouth went wider with sharp teeth. "YOU DON'T WANT MY GIFT BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK OF ME?! YOU BROKE MY HEART! YOU CARE ABOUT MONEY, YOU GREEDY SCUM BASTARD!" She lunges at Megumi with her sharp fingers. Megumi cursed and formed a shadow puppet.

A long tongue wrapped around his waist and took him as the curse missed. Slashing the couch in half. The curse hisses and looks towards the boys.

"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME!!" The curse roared.

Thanks to his shikigami frog, Megumi is safe and now in battle stance.

"Megumi!" Daichi went over to his side along with Yuji and Nobara. Looks like Daichi's plan did work, much to Megumi's disgruntlement.. It brought forth the curse now. Now it won't stop till she gets revenge.

"Alright...time to do this." Daichi fires off a fireball but the curse evades and is now on the ceiling. She shrieks as it runs over to them from the ceiling. Nobara launched some nails at the curse and all the nails missed because she jumped. Noabara yells, "Hairpin!" The cursed energy from nails strikes the curse's leg.

She shrieked loudly and got angrier. Yuji jumps and goes to deliver a punch downwards, the curse hisses, using its strands of hair to capture Yuji. Daichi helps out by having Eito grab his hoodie with his beak and pull him away from her.

"Thanks, Eito!" Yuji said as he was put down. Eito chirps happily.

"Jeez...what grade is this curse? A grade 2?" Nobara said. The curse's hair is moving like tentacles. She is clawing against the wall with her sharp claws. Her white-out eyes are glaring at the group.

"Hair extension, sharp claws, and speed. This one is tricky." Daichi said. Megumi scoffs and forms a dog with his hand, "Totality." He had Totality go up against the curse. The curse has the agility of a cat and is now at the corner, going to strike her long hair at everyone. The curse and Totality go at each other but the curse's hair slams against the columns and hits the bar. Glass bottles of alcohol are smashed and liquid is spilled everywhere. The room has the smell of sake and other kinds of alcohol. The hair is now covering the room as the curse is getting angrier and angrier. Everyone is trying to avoid the strands as they get on the tables. The hair is growing, wrapping everything around the soon. Soon, they will trap the sorcerers and it's getting difficult.

"Man...this is like the Ju-On: The Grudge!" Daichi uttered. Now the curse has them trapped and it's hard to because right now. He can see Totality trapped as well. Megumi released him back into the shadows so it won't get destroyed.

"Daichi! Can you set it ablaze?!" Megumi said.

"I can..but if I do that. The fire will spread and might cause a problem due to the alcohol being spilled everywhere.." Daichi said. Shit, he should of plan this better.

"Well...we need something or else we get wrapped up!" Nobara said. It's hard to slam a nail at the hair because it will be stopped by the hair. She doesn't have time to use her Straw Doll technique on this. One wrong move and she is out of the fight. Yuji is hanging off the ceiling as the hair is getting close to him. Daichi tries to think.

"I think I have one. But it's a gamble!" He said. The three heard this and Megumi says. "If it's going to work. Do it!"

"Got it. And also I'm sorry!" Daichi went over to Megumi, grabbing his jacket. "Wait...what are you doing?!"

"Trust me on this!" Daichi yelled.

The curse hisses, "L-LOVE`" But Daichi calls over its attention.

"Not so fast, spirit!" Daichi said as the curse was now growling. He went Megumi side and quickly unbuttoned his shirt and rips his suit off. "Feast your eyes on this!" He said, showing Megumi's bare chest to her. Megumi widens his green eyes.

Everyone's jaw drops. Sukuna went wide-eyed seeing this. Including the curse, they see the curse stand still, and right away, blood drips from its nose with her wide eyes.

Did it have a nosebleed?! Noabra stared. But soon, the hair growth stops. "That's right! Look at him, he is the definition of your fantasy! A dark hero!" Daichi presented.

"Haaaaaaaa....so handsome~" The curse went as it looked stunned and dazed by Megumi's chest. There were some abs. Yuji would have sworn there are heart eyes.

"Nobara! Yuji!" Daichi said.

"Right!" Nobara throws her nails up in the air and hits them with her hammer. All of them strike the curse true, making her scream. Yuji punches the curse right with a Black Flash, purple blood spills onto the floor and the curse is now distinguished. The hair disintegrates. The room went back to normal. Only the bar is wrecked.

"Wow. That was a close one!" Yuji said.

"You tell me." Nobara said. "Can't believe your plan worked, Daichi."

"I know, right?" Daichi chuckled, getting the praise. "You see. I told my plans weren't bad right? You know what that means?"

"Yeah! Freebies!" Nobara and Yuji said with their fists pumped up in the air. They were laughing and happy.

"Once we tell the host club down the street about it, they will be very happy. I heard they sell milkshakes that are to die for! I can't believe that they sell them! And..." Then Daichi heard their laughter cease and saw their faces become pale. with their lips trembling "Uh...guys, you're okay?"

"Uh...Daichi." Yuji points and so did Nobara, "Behind you...." The duo are making panic faces as they jerk their fingers to get Daichi to turn around.

Then flame sorcerer felt some intense cursed energy behind them. He slowly looks to Megumi whose face darkened with his eyes closed and arms crossed. His jacket is unbuttoned and his chest is now bare. His hair returned to its usual look. Daichi is on his knees, cowering with his hands pressed together.

"Grrrr...." Megumi looks at Daichi with green eyes glowing now with his teeth gritting. Daichi laughs nervously,

"UH.....hahahahahahaha....sorry about that? Hey! I told you the plan worked, right?! Why so serious? You can't kill me if you said the plan works." Daichi laughed as Nobara and Yuji were sweating now. But that wasn't the problem. It's how Daichi distracted the curse that is the problem.

Slowly, Megumi uncrossed his arms and raised his hands together, to make a shadow puppet.

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On the streets of Shinjuku, a door was kicked down as Daichi got out of the host club fast and ran down the street as fast as he could. Soon a horde of white bunnies emerged and ran after him.

"DAICHIIIIIIIIII!"

Megumi got out of the building and is now pissed off. "YOU SON OF- GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE!" He yelled, chasing after him. Leaving a stunned Nobara and Yuji inside. Yuji had Eito in his arms.

"Uhhh...should we?" Yuji begins.

"Nah. Let's call Gojo-sensei that the mission is completed." Nobara texted him on her phone and they could hear Daichi's cries and Megumi's evil laughter. At this point, Nobara is now getting used to this while Yuji sighs. The pink-haired teen can hear Sukuna laughing non-stop. Full belly laughs.

'This is entertainment!' Sukuna laughed. Yeah...once Gojo-sensei found out about this. He will be laughing too.

"I think I should write the report for their both of sakes." Yuji volunteered. They can still hear the screams and evil laughter.

"MEGUMI! I SAID I WAS SORRY!"

"FIRST YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME HOST AND NOW YOU GO AND DO THIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"I SAID IT WAS A GAMBLE AND IT WORKED! THE CURSE LIKES YOU EVEN IF IT IS MAD!!'

"YOU'RE SO DEAD! SO FUCKING DEAD!'

'I can't wait to tell the princess about this! She would be delighted!' Sukuna said in his head.

'Right. Just don't tell Taz about host clubs.' Yuji told.

'Got it. But I can't promise anything if the pup asks my princess..' Sukuna said.

"Let's hope the clothes that we buy aren't messed up," Nobara said. "But on the bright side, let's hope Daichi holds up his promise of getting us milkshakes!"

"If he can survive...." Yuji sweatdropped. Another mission accomplishment. He wonders what the next mission brings.

To be continued...

#ic #thesilverpeahenresidence #The Misadventures of the Phoenix and Chimera Sorcerer #drabbletime #rp #thesilverpeahenresidence ( the cursed one yet kind soul yuji itadori )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the witch with the hammer and nails nobara kugisaki )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the sorcerer of ten shadows megumi fushigoro )#daichi pheon x the chūnibyō sorcerer

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demon-blood-youths · 1 year ago

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcrers Part 2 - Sure-Fire Plan || Drabble

Hi everyone, this is a second drabble of Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Sorcerers. This is for my friend and rp partner; @the-silver-peahen-residence.

If you haven't seen part 1 yet. Here is it.

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Light NSFW

The hilarity of What the fuck?!

Violence

------ Summary ----

Megumi, Daichi and Yuji are on a second to exorcise a curse that is responsible for two missing girls. How would they fare against a curse that is difficult? Daichi has a plan! A sure-fire plan. What is the plan that will be used to deal with the curse on this mission.

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The next mission Ichji drove the three boys to a house. A stigmatized property. Around the neighborhood, there were cases of missing girls who turned up days later. One says that the one who took them is not human but a creature with many hands.

This is serious.

"Ichji...are there photos of the missing girls?" Daichi asked. Megumi gives it to him. "Here." He shows it to him. Daichi looks through the file with Yuji looking over his shoulder. The sorcerer shows it to him.

The sorcerer reads the girls' profiles and where they're from. He nods.

"So the girls turned up."

"Yes...but they weren't the same." Ichji sighed. "It appears that they are cursed by this curse. Nobody believes them until a window tells us about it."

"I see. Where did this happen?"

"At a building right blocks away from the school. Some of the girls came to hang out there, they blacked out and two of them gone missing as they came to. It was the stigmatized property where a man committed suicide." Icji stated.

"I see," Megumi said.

"Damn." Yuji shakes his head. Suicide isn't a proper death. Daichi became silent as he didn't say anything. As they came to town, Daichi said this as they got out of the car. "Guys! imight need to get something to drink too! A drink! Give me a moment! I catch up with you guys real quick!"

Megumi didn't say anything but nods. "Alright."

"Can you get me a drink, Daichi?" Yuji asked.

"Sure!" He smiled and ran off.

Time passes, just for several minutes. Megumi wonders what keeps Daichi so long. Probably doing something. Ichji is waiting.

Yuji rereads the file once more. "Man...do you think the curse must be the guy who hanged himself." He said curiously.

Megumi shrugs. "Who knows. Curses can be created by regret left by the dead." He said with his eyes closed. Yuji nods then they heard a scream coming from the house.

"Ichji-san!"

"Right! Making a curtain!"

"But Daichi..." Yuji begins.

"He will be fine! He will come after us!" Said Megumi. Ichji nods, "I will inform him!"

So the two sorcerers entered the building.

Minutes later, they find the cursed spirit responsible and it is holding two girls in its hands. This curse looks like a man with a pig's nose and has many limbs like an octopus. And those limbs are annoying and difficult to deal with. Megumi had Totality tear the limbs off but they keep growing more like a Hydra's.

As for Yuji, it's a bad matchup for him as he has to keep moving so he makes sure to cut down with a cursed tool knife. Right now, this curse is difficult especially when it has two hostages in its grasp. It is getting harder to save them until someone runs into the scene followed by the sound of a familiar chirping from a bird.

"Everyone! I have arrived!" Daichi announced as Eito chirped excitedly. And he brought something with him. A bag.

"Guys! Don't worry! I prepared for this!" He goes to whisper to the boys. "Okay...right here. I have its weakness." He tells them. The boys were curious.

A weakness?

"Okay, what is it?" Yuji asked.

"A sure-way fire to win! A secret weapon." Daichi grins. "Trust me on this! It will help distract the curse, a good plan." The two looked at each other but if Daichi had a plan instead of charging head-first. It must be good. And they don't have time for this. So they have to gamble on this.

"Okay! Do it then!" Megumi nods.

"Yeah! Do it Daichi!" Yuji smiled as Megumi readied himself to separate the curse from the hostage.

And then Daichi spins and throws the bag into the air. The curse hisses while holding the hostage tightly making the girls whimpered. Everyone expected to be a bomb or some sort of attack. But what came out of the bag are...pink panties and bras.

Pink panties and bras.

The record was scratched and the room is filled with shocked slience.

What? Megumi stared.

Huh?! Yuji stared in shock.

What in the fuck? Sukuna uttered in Yuji's mind. The three were bewildered and were in shock. Even the hostages are in shock and now horrified. Was that the secret weapon?!

The curse widens its eyes with its jaw dropped.

As the undergarments were in the air in slo-mo. The cursed spirit drops the girls immediately on her butt and goes after the articles of clothing. The hands were grabbing at them and clutching them so tightly as if they were treasures. Once that clothing was in its hands, it gave them an opportunity to defeat it.

"NOW!" Daichi said, firing off a fire arrow, blasting it. Megumi and Yuji snapped back to reality. Megumi had Totality take the hostages away from the curse chomp while Yuji punched it against the wall before he jumped away so Daichi fired again at the spirit.

The spirit shrieks as it dies in the blue flames. Daichi laughs while Yuji is relieved and Megumi is silent.

Mission completed.

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After the curse is exorcised, the hostages are fine. Shocked but okay and alive. Ichji is taking them to a police station so the parents will be contacted. In the meantime, Yuji is happy that the hostages are saved and the curse is exorcised. However...

"So Daichi...care to explain your plan back there?" Megumi asked.

"Of course I-" A proud Daichi pauses in mid-sentence, feeling the aura from Megumi right now. Yuji had to take several steps away from Megumi because he knew what was about to unfold. The proud Phoenix is now scared.

"Well...I'm waiting.." Megumi said tapping on his foot and waiting for an explanation. Daichi is sweatdropping as he can see Megumi's face darkening and frowning.

"Oh well...I found a box....of clothes."

"You mean...panties and the bras you brought?" Megumi asked, cutting through the bullshit right now because he doesn't have time to play stupid games. Daichi quickly nods. "Yes and given the girls that the cursed spirit took. I have to assume something! An educated guess!"

"An educated guess?" Megumi raised a brow, amused by this. Yuji and Eito look worried.

"That the cursed spirit is a pervert," Daichi said it making Yuji and Sukuna blink. What?!

Is he fucking serious??? Sukuna said in his head.

"What makes you think that? Because the curse took girls because of that?" Yuji begins, looking confused yet curious. He likes to hear this out.

"Yes! You have to assume when it comes to spirits. Most cursed spirits can be perverts!" As Daichi said that, Sukuna twitched an eye at that statement, "It has a reason for taking those girls, right? Plus most of the victims came from all-girls school! So I have to think that the cursed spirit is a pervert and if you look at the girls we see on the file! The ones that are missing are brunette and it's a pattern! The two taken and the ones affected are brunette!" Daichi said. "I watch a mystery anime that reminds me of this and the best way to distract it to save the girl is to throw panties and bras at it. Like uh...Criminal Minds! So thinking about it, I had to think like a cursed spirit and uh....went and got some."

Sukuna can't believe this but now thinking about it. The curse did look delighted holding the undergarments in its hands while the hostages' faces looked horrified. Poor souls. Thought it was pretty funny to see that.

"Oh...well...I mean..." Yuji doesn't know what to say at this point. But the curse was distracted by it and they did save the two girls sooo...mission accomplished???

"So let me get this straight...so your sure-fire plan was to save the hostage. By buying a bag of panties and bras which is your secret weapon, come to the building and your best bet is to throw girls' undergarments at the curse to distract it because your educated guess is that the cursed spirit that took the hostage is a pervert because you watch an anime that says so?" Megumi asked. "Am I getting this right??? "

"Uh-huh! And it worked didn't it?!" Daichi smiles so stupidly.

"Uuuhhhh...." Yuji wasn't sure what to say. Now thinking back on it. It did kinda work. Daichi's reasonably makes sense but it was bit messed up.

"And I'm going to guess that you ran off earlier to get them right? Not the drinks?"

Daichi slowly nods. Megumi became silent for a moment, scaring Yuji Eito, and Daichi. Then he sighs loudly, "Okay. Okay."

Yuji and Daichi blinked. "Wait really? Does that mean we're good then?!"

Huh. Yuji thought. Seems like Megumi understood. Okay all is wel-huh? Then pink-haired teen sees Megumi move his hands and make a gesture. A shadow puppet. Daichi pales seeing this. Yuji widens his eyes.

Oh no. Yuji thought, sweatdropped.

Oh yes! Sukuna gleefully waited for this punishment. The King of Curses can't wait to see this.

"Rabbit Escape." Megumi summoned. Daichi prepared for the worst. But he didn't expect a horde of cute bunnies coming from the shadows. Huh. He thought they would be scary but they looked so harmless. Is it...Megumi is congratulating him with bunnies?!

Awww.... Megumi is a nice guy after all!

"Megumi-ACK!" Daichi's eyes beams until he gets kicked in the cheek by a rabbit. He holds his cheek with a hand. "Wait..what?!" He looks flabbergasted. Then he got bonked by another rabbit and got kicked in the ass by a third. Soon, the rabbits surrounded the sorcerer and proceeded to beat him up in a dogpile. Shouts fill the area.

MEGUMI! NOOO! STOP! I'M SORRY!"

This is not only brutal but it's humiliating. Yuji gasped watching this onslaught while Sukuna was laughing non-stop, holding his sides.

"I swear to god, Daichi! Even if your plan did work, what the hell is wrong with you!? Your secret weapon against the curse is women's undergarments?! You took this long to buy them before the mission started?! UNDERGARMENTS! WHAT THE HELL?!" "BUT IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?!!"

"You say it was a sure-fire win! I thought it would be those cursed charms, explosive paper, or something else! Not that!" Megumi yelled. "ALSO WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THEM?!"

"I TOLD THE GIRLS THAT SPIRIT KIDNAPPED THAT I WILL AVENGE THEIR HONOR ON THE WAY THERE!" Daichi yelled.

Basically, he explained to the girls that the culprit is a pervert and would try to bother them again. So to bait this culprit, he said truthfully to the girls and they agreed after some convincing in order to save their friends. They helped buy him panties because that would look weird if he brought them himself.

"Uhhh..." Yuji has no words. Wow. Daichi has some balls to talk to some girls about it. Ichji arrived back and saw the scene. "Uhhh..." Should he do something?

"Y-YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Megumi yelled angrily and got his rabbit shikigami to punish him harder. Yuji holding Eito was staring wide-eyed at this. Yuji doesn't know what to think at this point. Ichji came back only to see Megumi punishing Daichi again.

"OW STOP! MEGUMI!" Daichi cries.

"Did something happened?" Ichji asked.

"Uhhhh." Yuji nods before sighing. "I mean the curse is exorcised and we are saved. So I think we're good but uh.." Said Yuji. "Daichi's plan was...."

"IF YOU PULL THIS STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH DIVINE DOG! UNDERSTAND?!" Megumi yelled.

"I UNDERSTAND! I UNDERSTAND!" Daichi cried, holding his hands up.

"I see...uhhh..." Ichji said, now going to text Gojo-sensei that the mission is completed. This is going to take time to get used to.

"Now Megumi....uh...cut Daichi some slack, I mean...it was a good move on his part and-" Yuji begins, trying to play peacemaker. However, Megumi gives him the look, shutting him up.

Okay. I tried. Yuji thought, backing away from him.

Minutes later, they return to the car and are being driven home to campus. Yuji has to sit between them so Megumi won't try to strangle Dachi. They rode in complete silence.

"So...uh...should we put this in our report and..." Yuji begins to break the silence.

Megumi quickly says. "I will write it, I will submit it and we will never mention this again. Are we clear?" He said. The way Megumi said it made the two boys gulp. Ichji sweatdropped.

"Yeah," Yuji said.

"Yes," Daichi said it, having Eito on his lap.

"Good." Megumi sighed. Sometimes...Megumi doesn't understand Daichi. He does one thing good but does one thing wrong. Even with that, the missions are resolved without any trouble. But still...what the hell??

Yuji hopes Daichi doesn't think too bad of Megumi. He hopes the next mission will be smoother than this one. He hopes.

Well..at least..the people are saved. Daichi thinks.

To be continued??!

#ic #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers || Drabble #The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorcerers Part 2 - Sure-Fire Plan #thesilverpeahenresidence #jujutsu kaisen rp #jujutsu kaisen au #thesilverpeahenresidence ( the cursed one yet kind soul yuji itadori )#thesilverpeahenresidence ( the sorcerer of ten shadows megumi fushigoro )#daichi pheon x the chūnibyō sorcerer

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demon-blood-youths · 11 months ago

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The Misadventures of the Pheonix and Chimera Sorcerers. Part 6 - Return of Wilson

Hi everyone. This is part 6. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence. This drabble came about after having fun on IM chat from the aftermath of part 5 between me and Peahen-mun. Some of the dialogue from Peahen's canon muses is hers and I want to credit her for it.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

---- Warning ---

More hilarity.

This is a long drabble!!

Incorrect gammar.

----- Summary -----

After an almost disastrous mission of retrieving one of Sukuna's fingers, Daichi is still grieving the death of an innocent and blames himself much to Megumi's dismay. So Megumi and his friends plan a way to cheer him up. However...during the weekend, things get a little bizarre. How would Megumi deal with this?

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The weekend is here and there are no missions giving the first-year students a lot of free time. However, one is not happy for the weekend. The sound of sobs and crying is heard from the room.

A knock on the door is heard before opening.

"Uh...Kisho. You're good?" Yuji Itadori comes in as the person in question; Kisho Hashimoto aka Daichi Pheon-X is on his bed, face on the pillow while Eito is on his back chirping, comforting him. Followed by Yuji, there's Megumi, Nobara, and Taz.

"Nnnnnn-" A response of a muffled sound is heard from Kisho.

"What?" Yuji said.

"NO!" Kisho sniffled, lifting his head. "I'm not! I can't get over it!"

"Uhhhh..." Yuji tries to rack his brain while Sukuna groans, rolling his eyes at this. "Is it about the Wilson the Goat?" Yuji asked.

Upon hearing this, Megumi groans mentally.

"Yes...." Kisho sniffled. "Rest in Peace...Wilson." Kisho sniffled. Megumi sighs, "Kisho...serious-" But Nobara cuts in, "Just let him be. He needs a minute."

"Over a goat????" Megumi asked incredulously.

Kisho snaps, "It's not just a goat, MEGUMI! He is a HERO! HE SAVED MY LIFE! That's like telling John Wick that it's a just a dog after killing everyone over it! Are you going to tell John Wick about it?!"

Taz blinks while Kinie snickers. This is entertaining. Kinie never thought a goat ate one of King's fingers and things happened from there. Taz was told about this after asking Gojo-sensei of who Wilson is. After hearing the details, Taz gets it and feels bad. For Kisho. For Sukuna. and For Wilson.

I mean...Gojo-sensei told me that he was running from a curse user and he got attacked from behind, dropping the case. I mean...it wasn't Kisho's fault. He tried his best. Taz thought while Kinie snickered. 'Still...it's so pitiful.'

"It's okay, Daichi. Think of it this way. Wilson went to goat heaven." Taz said, cheering him up. Kisho snffiles and nods, "Yes! As a hero, he went to goat heaven. He's a good friend." He said.

Megumi twitched an eye, "Kisho...you only met that damn goat for FIVE minutes!"

"A very good friend!" Kisho reiterated.

"FIVE MINUTES!" Megumi yelled.

"Five minutes is enough to know a person, okay?!" Kisho retorted, slamming his fists on the bed, making Nobara facepalm. Sukuna groans in Yuji's head, ' I really wanna smack some sense into him again. It's his fault that the damn goat ate my finger in the first place.'

Yuji sighs, 'But he got it back, Sukuna. Though...in a messy way.' He sweatdropped, remembering the smoky remains of Wilson the Goat when Kisho in Daichi mode using his curse technique,. Yeah, no doubt that will scar Kisho for life. However...the King of Curses isn't too sympathetic to Chunbiyo sorcerer's plight. 'AND HE'S FUCKING CRYING ABOUT THAT! IT'S JUST A FUCKING DAMN DIRTY GOAT!'

Yuji sighed, knowing Sukuna is still sore about Wilson eating his finger but still.

In all fairness, Kisho was chased by one of the curse users and he managed to outdo most of them except for one. He remembers seeing the injury that he sustained on the back. e was attacked from behind and fell into the goat enclosure. That's gotta hurt. But nothing hurts more than taking a life of someone.

'Someone?!' Sukuna repeated.

So Yuji can't blame Kisho and how he's feeling. He took it way too hard. Although hearing Sukuna panic about a goat eating his finger is kinda funny.

'HEY!' Sukuna yelled.

Kisho is still grieving as he explains, "And that same goat saved me from a curse suer! How would you feel if someone said your shikigami is just a dog, Megumi?" Kisho said.

"He has a point, Fushiguro." Nobara said with Yuji nodded, "Especially John Wick thing. Animals are innocent!"

"SO LET ME GRIEVE DAMNIT!" Kisho yelled. Rolling his eyes, Megumi is not dealing with this today.

Megumi groans, "Look-you know what? Fine. Just tell us when you feel better." He leaves, ushering the others to leave as Megumi is about to close the door. Kisho then says,

"AND TELL SUKUNA, HE SUCKS!"

Upon hearing that, Sukuna twitched an eye and summons a mouth on Yuji's cheek, "THE HELL YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNK!?"

Oh boy. Yuji widen his eyes but the next words that the four didn't expect from Kisho was this. He got up and yelled at Sukuna.

He yelled at him.

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! YOU SUCK! WHAT IDIOT SEPERATES HIMSELF IN 20 FINGERS?! YOU COULD OF MADE A FREAKING CULT AND GO WITH IT! SO SCREW YOU!" Kisho yelled before shutting the door close angrily.

Wow. Nobody expected Kisho to tell Sukuna off of all people. He was that mad. Sukuna is flabbergasted as he cannot believe that this brat has the audacity to tell him off. "I'm going to strangle that little-"

"Just drop it already Sukuna, please! You're not going to get through to him so just let him be alone.... "Megumi tells him, making the King of Curses grumbled. Kinie is amused by this. 'That is the first time he mouth off to you...' She tells him.

Sukuna sighs. 'Honest that's true princess that's a first...but...over a damn animal.' Unbelievable.

Yuji sighs. 'Just cut him some slack, Sukuna' He tells him while Sukuna tsked.

"I can see where Kisho is coming from." Taz begins and tells her friends, "Kisho feels bad because he blames himself for letting it happen. I mean if the goat saved him then he really feels bad. Because it's not the goat...it's the people that cared for the goat and the people Wilson left behind." Taz said.

Such profound words made Nobara and Yuji think. Megumi is not argue there.

"That's a good point." Nobara said. Yuji nods while Megumi sighs. Then Yuji has an idea, "How about this? Let's cheer Kisho up! I mean...he can't stay there all day. Maybe a movie can help."

"Can that work?" Nobara asked. Taz nods. "It's the least we can do! Kisho did everything as Daichi and he did well on his missions from Gojo-sensei said so far. It's just this one mission that made him so down."

Megumi made a face but he can't refute what his friends said. True. Even though....the previous missions were...solved in a Daichi or rather chunibyo fashion. He remembers when half of the house got blown up, or when Daichi threw panties and bras at a perverted curse spirit, and when Daichi defeated a curse user like Rioto and got him enroll at Kyoto High so Rioto can become a better person.

Despite the ridiculousness of all, Kisho proved himself as a sorcerer in his own way. Kisho being Daichi is something else. Megumi wonders what would happen if Kisho not being Daichi fare on a mission.

"Alright...let's do it." Megumi said, surprising everyone. "You're not wrong. Kisho as Daichi did well given...his way of doing things."

"Like when he threw pan-" But Yuji was cut off when Megumi gave him a look. "That and amongst other things," Megumi added.

"Like when he beat his so-called rival," Nobara asked.

"Yes."

"And even the part where he blew half of a house to exorcise a speedy cursed spirit that is hard to beat," Taz asked.

"That too," Megumi said. "Daichi did try to secure the case despite the finger not being there. I made the same mistake. So I said let's get him some food and find a movie that's best." He said.

Yuji and Taz looks at each other and smile. "Okay! Let's do it." The two ran off making Nobara chuckled and shake her head. "Hey! Wait up!"

Megumi slumps his shoulders but shrugs. Well...today is going to be fine.

Hours later, the gang return to Jujutsu High with some snacks and food. Taz brought things from the bakery, Yuji brought some chicken, Nobara brought some drinks and Megumi got some snacks and other beverages along with some shopping bags. They already agreed on what movie they're going to see.

As they return to the campus, Yuji talks with Nobara, "Jeez! How many do you plan to buy, Kugisaki?! You know we buying stuff for Kisho, right?"

"Huh?! Of course, I am thinking about him, you idiot! I'm going to help Kisho with some fashion sense!" Nobara said. This made Megumi sigh, shaking his head while Taz giggles.

"I hope Kisho hopes cookies and machta cakes! They're the best!"

"They sure are, Taz." Megumi smiles. "I think Kisho will appericate it-"

"Baaaaaaaaa~"

Everyone froze as they halted their return to the dorms. What was that?

"Baaaa.."

What the fuck was that?! Sukuna said in Yuji's head. Taz became startled as Kinie is up, hearing this. "What was that?!" Nobara freezes, "I don't know."

"That sounds like a goat...." Yuji said. Taz blinks, "We have a goat on the school?!"

The school became foggy as the four saw a shadow. A shadow on four legs has horns and glowing eyes. A familiar being.

Megumi muttered somethung under his breath, "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me..." This can't be happening, damn it!

"No way did he come back as a spirit?" Nobara said. "Is he going to haunt the school!??" She said as Yuji got Taz behind him right away. Taz is also scared. Right now, the three are watching this as the goat stood still.

Sukuna can't believe this, twitching an eye at this.

And then.

"MAAAAAA~" This got the three into a panick.

"RUN!" Nobara, Yuji and Taz shouted, running away as the goat bleats so loudly. Megumi had to run too, running after his friends, "Damn it all!"

Right away, they went to the boys' dormitory and knocks rapidly on Kisho's door. "KISHO! OPEN UP!" Yuji yelled. Then the other opens the door and sees Kisho eating ice cream. Eating his feelings; of course.

"What? What's wrong?"

Nobara and Yuji are slowly pointing to the left, outside and says, "G..g.....g..goat...goat ghos..ghost..." They trembled while Megumi is saying nothing.

"What?"

"A ghost goat!" Nobara and Yuji shouted.

"A what now? Guys...are you messing with me?" Kisho frowns. Taz shakes her head, "We're not." She cried. Then he hears a bleat outside followed by a name. "BAaaaa! Daichi!"

The five paused. Nobara looks shocked, "What the?" Megumi is speechless that a ghost goat just spoke. Sukuna got up from skull pile and went "What the hell." Yuji is surprised to hear and goes to drag Kisho out of the room. "Told you! He really said something!"

As Yuji got Kisho outside, the school is foggy. The weather states there's a mist but it's more creepy when you have a ghost goat. Then the sounds of hooves clink against the ground, the teens watched something approaching. A goat. A goat that Kisho knows too well.

"Wilson?"

"Baaaa! Daichi, it is I....Wilson."

What in the actual fuck. Sukuna can't believe what he's seeing. Even Kinie is surprised.

Daichi...I am here to say thank you..baa. I am so glad to meet you! Baaaaaaa

"Wilson?" Kisho said.

"it is me...baaa..even if it's one moment. The pets you gave me made me haaappy."

This cannot be happening! How did a goat come as a spirit?!' Megumi thought. This surprised everyone and made everyone widen their eyes. Yuji, Taz, and Nobara are listening. Kisho already broke down, "Wilson! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I let you down! I killed you because you were possessed." Kisho cried.

Wilson shakes his head, "Don't feel baaad. I already live a long life. I am so glad to meet you before I die. Baaah."

Kisho sniffled, "Wilson."

Already, tears are falling. Yuji, Nobara and Taz are sniffling. Megumi sees this and is now...well he doesn't know what to think. "......"

Sukuna can't resist rolling his eyes. Oh brother.

'Don't ruin this moment!' Yuji said so Sukuna didn't say anything.

"Thank you, Wilson! I really sorry! You saved my life and all I did I took your life after my mistake." Kisho sobbed. Taz passes napkins to Nobara and Yuji who are wiping their tears away much to Megumi's disbelief.

"Baaa....it's fine. That finger tastes like trash...."

This little....they are not meant for feed! Sukuna thought. Kisho nods, "Does that mean you are going to heaven now? Goat heaven." And Taz is crying, blowing her nose out. But the next words that stop the crying as what Wilson says bewilders everyone....

"Naaaaaah...I am going to stay here for awhile." Wilson replied. A record that sang a sad melody for a good euogly has been scratched.

Wait...WHAT??!

Sukuna can't believe what he's hearing, he even forms a mouth on Yuji's cheek. "WHAT!? LIKE HELL YOU ARE YOU-" But Yuji tries to calm him down, "Easy Sukuna."

Nobara steps forward, "Soooo this means your going to be hunting the school now?" She asked, sweatdropping. Megumi's thoughts as he sighs, 'Nope, nope, no, no. This isn't happening...'

Kisho then asks, "Really? You want to stay here?" Wilson bleats happily, "Yes...baa...I like it here!"

Now Taz is curious, looking at her friends, "Does that mean we get to keep him?!" She asked, looking excited now. Kinie sighs, "Oh gods no.."

Of course, Megumi crosses his arms and gave his disapproval, "No. We are NOT keeping him as a pet!"

"Why not?!" Kisho cried. Nobara then says, ":This would be something crazy.." To which Yuji nods, "Yeah."

Like Megumi, Sukuna voiced his disapproval as well, "I will fucking kill this damn goat. No way in hell we can let him stay here!"

But nobody is prepared for what Wilson said to the King of Curses,

"Shut the fuck up, Sukuna."

Duh-duh.

Everyone went jaw-slacked in shock with wide eyes to the size of saucers including Sukuna and Kinie. And right away, their vessels can sense their inner cursed spirits fuming now. Kinie pops out from Taz's head in quoll, "How dare are you address the King?!"

But Wilson the Goat didn't stop there. Oh no.

"Your finger tastes like ass like a bad chicken fry. Kiss my baaa ass!!"

Nobody.

Nobody has the guts to say 'shut the fuck up' to Sukuna Ryomen, the King of Curses like that. Even Sukuna can't believe the vulgar words that come out of this goat's mouth and the attitude of this livestock who ate his finger and came back as a spirit. How dare he insult him like that?! Who does this fucking goat think he is?!"THE HELL DID YOU-" Sukuna is now furious.

"Sukuna? Wait, just calm down-" Yuji yelled.

"BRAT, SWITCH!" Sukuna commanded.

"NO WAY!" Yuji shotued.

"DID I STUTTER?!" Sukuna then forces the switch as he takes over Yuji's body. "I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU AGAIN YOU DAMN LITTLE BEAST!!!" He has fire in his hands to which Nobara tries to calm him down, "Sukuna, calm down!"

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. Kinie then sends out a kinfolk to kill this goat, "I will handle this disgusting livestock!" Much to Taz's fears, "Kinie, no, stop!"

But Wilson did something that shocked everyone. Wilson opens his mouth and his mouth grows disturbingly large, then gobbles up the kinfolk in one bite.

Gobble a spirit up in ONE bite.

Kinie is appalled and in horror. "Did...you....ate my KINFOLK?! You b-beast?!" Taz is now taken aback, "Wilson eats curses." Wilson bleats making everyone tense.

"Awwww..." Kisho said, clasping his hands and admiring what Wilson did. Everyone turns at him in disbelief and horror, wondering if Kisho went insane. "AWWWW?!"

Then the dark Phoenix sorcerer decided, "Okay! No more senseless killing! I had enough killing, and I am not going to kill again!"

Sukuna is now pissed off and growls. "This son of a-" But Megumi steps in, "Calm down already! I think he has proven his point" Sukuna swirled his head at Fushiguro, "You can't be serious!"

"I AM!" Megumi said, firmly. Sukuna goes to consult Kinie as she can't believe what she saw, trying to process this, "Don't worry princess I'll get that thing for such an insult!" Sukuna assures her. Megumi shakes his head, "Sukuna, just drop it."

"So what are we going to do now?!" Nobara asked. Kisho answers, "Look. Can we just let Wilson live here?! I mean...he forgive us! Also he can eat curses! He could be an ally!"

"No!" Sukuna and Megumi said in unison. Nobara replies, "Ehhh, maybe he can be a big help in the future maybe?"

Yuji is in agreement as he wants to switch back. 'Or at least something of a support friend to help us out.'

"Come on Megumi. Please! I want to make it up to Wilson and the mission! I can take care of him!! I swear. Pleeaseeee?!" Kisho is now begging. Taz wants to help out in looking after Wilson because animals are cute!

"Wait you thinking of having him as a pet-" Megumi begs but Sukuna cuts him off, "No way in hell!"

"I wanna help out!" Nobara had her hand raise.

'I do too.' Yuji said.

'Shut it, brat!' Sukuna retorted. So Kisho tries to baragin, "Okay yeah! I want him as a pet! Also! I can make it up to Kinie and Sukuna if that helps."

Kinie growls, "How exactly are you going to make it to me?! He ate my kinfolk and insulted my King!!" Then she points out, "Also why need a goat if you have a turkey?!" Kinie referred to Eito. Eito squawked as he is offended by this. Kisho retorts, "Eito is not a turkey! He's a pheonix!"

Megumi groans, "Kisho, I know you wanna make up for this but I don't know how you-"

"Ha! How about I skin that damn goat alive and burn the turkey!" Sukuna points at Eito and Wilson. Both spirits bleat and squawk at the ancient cursed spirits. Eito is squawking angrily at Sukuna to which Curse King responses, "I seriously will skin you too you fucking bird!!"

But Nobara pouts, "But Eito is adorable-

"DON'T GIVE A SHIT IT HE'S CUTE TO YOU! I'M STILL GOING TO SKIN HIM ALIVE!!"

So Taz provides a solution, "Guys....how about we ask Gojo-sensei about this? And see what he says???" That sounds like a good idea. Megumi sighs, "We can Taz and see what he says."

At the same time, Eito goes to Nobara, like being praised as cute. He nuzzles against her cheek. "Awwww..." Nobara smiled before nuzzling back. Sukuna sees this and growls. Yuji wants to switch back so he did.

"Just come on!" Megumi said, annoyed. Yuji thought, '*I wonder how he is going to take this....' Knowing Gojo-sensei, he knows what to do!

------- Minutes later at the teachers' lounge -------

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yuji sighs mentally with an expressionless face almost matching Fushiguro's as Gojo-sensei is laughing his ass off, rolling on the ground with tears streaming down. This irks Sukuna and Kinie. It was so bad that Gojo unwittingly activated infinity, now levitating and laughing in the air, he even did spins in the air.

Kinie frowns as she almost pops a vein. Kisho had to whispered to Nobara and Megumi "Is this a good thing or..."

Kinie shouted from Taz's head, "STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER!" This made the petite girl winced. Nobara and Megumi don't know how to respond to that.

Taz whispered to the gang, "I think he's laughing that a goat came back as a ghost or the fact that Wilson ate one of Kinie's kinfolk."

Megumi sweatdrops, "Or it's both or more."

"Probably both..." Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek and shouts, "DAMN IT STOP LAUGHING, SIX EYES!!" Sukuna shouted angrily. Finally, after 2 minutes of laughter.

"Oh god..." Gojo snorted, trying to catch his breath,"S..sorry sorry it's just funny. It's hard not to laugh....." He said. "You're telling the goat that ate one of Sukuna's fingers which forced Daichi to exorcise came back as a spirit and wants to stay here. Oh! And he ate one of Kinie Ger's shikigami. Is that what I'm hearing."

"Right." Taz said.

"Uh-huh." Kisho nods. Gojo chuckels, "Okay..okay..okay. That's really funny." So the question was...

"So Sensei, can we keep Wilson?" Kisho getting straight to the point. And of course, Gojo-sensei answers, "Yes, oh yes, we can."

"NO!" Sukuna yelled. God! Why did they came to Six Eyes for an answer! Of course, he's going to say yes! Godamnit.

"Buuuutt...we gotta explain to the principal first!" Gojo-sensei snickered.

------ More five minutes later -----

Just why? Why? For the love of....

Principal Yagi had to rub his temples as he heard the situation. A spirit got the school on lockdown. Never he thought. A goat. No. A ghost goat is the one responsible. So Gojo explains it. Yagi had to look at Kisho right now.

He heard about the boy's exploits. Before meeting him, he is a boy aka Daichi Pheon-X, a naive sorcerer who has no idea what he's doing despite his cursed technique. Although the student is serious about his studies, he even helps out two girls in dealing with cursed spirits, especially one in peculiar; Miko Yotsuya. Even if he taught her for a while without anyone's knowledge. The boy means well. The things he done...were....eccentric and completed his missions with little incident. Well except for blowing half of the house when exorcising a curse but there were other things.

On one mission, there was a report where he threw women undergarments where in Megumi's writing that Daichi or rather Kisho made an educated guess that most cursed spirits are perverts and took advantage of the spirit's deepest regret and desires. It's either Gojo's influence rubbing off or this is another Gojo in the making. He also defeated a former curse user, Rioto and vouch for him in going to Kyoto school since he hasn't killed anyone.

"So let me get this straight. A ghost goat came-"

"His name is Wilson." Kisho said.

"Right, a goat named Wilson." Yagi begins, "This is the goat that ate one of Sukuna fingers which you have to exorcise, correct, Kisho?"

"Yes sir."

"The same goat came back as a spirit and wants to haunt our school? The same goat that ate one of the shikigami belonged to Kinie Ger." Yagi asked.

"Yes." Taz confirmed.

"And you want to keep him?"?? Yagi asked. Yuji, Nobara, Taz, and Kisho nodded except for Fushiguro who disapproved of it. Yagi sighs, "I see. I can understand why because he eats cursed spirits and you felt responsible for Wilson, Kisho. However...if a being like that came back as a spirit then it is prone to cursed energy. Meaning it will become corrupt."

"Like a Hollow?" Taz asked.

"Not quite, Taz. A cursed spirit. A dangerous one at that." Yagi said. "The only thing to do is store the spirit into a cursed doll or have it become a shikigami to have Willson properly as an ally." He said while the goat is eating something. Is that grass?

"A shikigami, huh?" Kisho thinks really deeply and he glances at Megumi, "Then how about..."

"No." Megumi answered with a scowl.

"What the heck, Fushiguro! I didn't finish!" Kisho bawked.

"I know what you're going to say, Kisho. You want me to have the goat as my shikigami?" Megumi frowned.

"Why not?!" Kisho said.

"Because my cursed technique is Ten Shadows Technique, I can only summon ten shinigami using shadows as my medium."

"But didn't you lost one or two?" Nobara said.

"I did. But...."

"So why not fill the empty slots?" Kisho said.

"That's not how it works, Kisho." Megumi said.

"Why stop at ten?" Kisho questioned. "Why not more? Like eleven or twelve?!" Kisho points out. " Just because it's called Ten Shadows Technique doesn't mean you have to be stuck with the name!"

That's actually a good point. Yuji and Nobara are wondering about it. Gojo hums as that was never brought up. Why only ten?

Megumi frowns, "You know it's an inherited technique, right, Kisho? Ten is the limit for sorcerers with that technique."

"Yeah. But there are no rules that it has to stay like that! You gotta go Plus Ultra!" Kisho replied.

"Wrong school, dumbass." Megumi retorted.

"For once, I have to agree with Kisho here." Gojo hummed.

"Yeah! Megumi! You're like a Pokemon Trainer! You can fill the slots." Kisho which got Yuji and Nobara almost tripped, they snorted making Megumi twitch an eye. Gojo tries not so hard not to laugh. He already hurts his side from laughter so much. Yagi just sighs.

"Remind me to hit you again after this." Megumi said to Kisho. Yagi sighs, "Very well, then I will make a cursed doll for Wilson to go inside."

"Baaaa~!" The goat bleatly.

"Seems we have a new guest with us now!" Gojo smiled.

Then the cursed spirits; Kinie and Sukuna want to have their say. Sukuna went first, "Why though?! that fucking little-" But Gojo cuts him off, "Oh come on, it's fine! Besides it might get you and Kinie a few laughs!"

Sukuan growls, "I rather burn that damn goat!!!" Megumi had to pinch the bridge of his nose. Just great. Great!

Then Kinie adds, "If he's staying, the King and I demand compensation for the insults!" She said. Making Kisho to speak up, "How about this! I make sure to make it up to you two! Just name your price!"

This got everyone to pause. Right now, Kisho is excited for Wilson to stay here but he's scared of Sukuna and Kinie right now. Kinie quickly says, "Fine! I want-" But Kisho cuts her off, "BUT! It doesn't involve Eito and Wilson!"

Kinie clicked her tongue. "Fine! I want a cursed spirit, not the weak ones that is 4 or 3. A strong one to replace one of my kinfolk."

"Deal!" Kisho then looks to Sukuna, "Sukuna?"

"I want to skin the damn turkey," Sukuna said. Eito squawked.

"Sukuna..." Megumi warned. Sukuna tsked, "I don't want anything from him. I have my princess so I'll spend time with her and see that she's happy again after what happened..."

Fair enough. "Alright then, I make sure to make Kinie happy with a new kinfolk." He said. Sukuna went back into his inante, his mouth disappeared on Yuji's cheek. Kisho slumps his shoulders, hearing this. A sigh of relief. He apologizes to Yuji, "Sorry about that."

Yuji laughs it off, waving his hand and telling the other not to worry about it, "No no it's fine..sorry about Sukuna and you too Eito."

Eito chirps and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's cheek, as he is forgiving of him. Kisho shakes his head, "You don't gotta apologize, Yuji. It's fine. The finger was something I was responsible for. That includes Wilson too." Kisho said. Yuji smiles and chuckles, "Got it. Thanks, Eito." He nuzzles against the creature.

And so Yagi goes to prepare a doll for Wilson to go inside. He needs two days. Kisho is so happy as he goes to give Wilson pets, "Wilson!" He said with a happy face as the goat bleats happily.

Sukuna groans, 'Oh give me a fucking break already' He wished he was back in Heian Era and not deal with this nonsense!

"At least he's happy." Nobara noted regarding Kisho's state of being now. He went from grieving to happiness.

So they have to spend time with a goat named Wilson during two days. And more to Sukuna's irritation, Wilson is now getting favored by the school as he goes around, getting pets on the head, "Baaaaaa!"

'GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN GOAT!!' Sukuna yelled making Yuji winced. Megumi noticed this, "Is Sukuna angry again?" He asked. Yuji sighs and nods, "Yeah."

Wilson hears this and goes to nuzzle against Yuji's leg. Yuji can't help but blush, "Awwww..." he goes to reach his hand out towards Wilson.

Sukuna made his disapproval, 'Don't you fucking dare pet that little-'

"Oh come on, Sukuna! He's not bad!' Yuji tells him, petting Wilson now. Sukuna groans, 'I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!' And much to Sukuna's displeasure, his vessel is not only one. His friends are also petting him, the pup Taz and the woman, Nobara. "I gotta admit, he's pretty adorable." Said Nobara. Taz giggles while Yuji and Nobara went, "Awwwww.." They went, petting the goat some more. Megumi sighs mentally, 'Oh my god.'

Then the goat goes to Megumi and goes to nuzzle against his leg. The shadow sorcerer stood still but...he pets the goat's head.

Just this once.

After petting it, the goat even in spirit form feels nice. He has to admit, the goat is a bit adorable but he won't say that in front of his classmates.

"So...are you going-"

"No." Megumi answered clearly to Kisho. Kisho pouted while everyone laughed.

The weekend so far has gone peacefully. It was good. The group decided to watch a movie in Kisho's room with Wilson there. What will be the next thing for our jujutsu students?

To be continued....

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The Misadventures of The Pheonix and The Shadow Chimera Sorecers Part 1 || Drabble

Hi everyone! This is a funny drabble starting our muses. This is for my good friend named @the-silver-peahen-residence. Please check out her threads and drabbles!

----- Notes ------

Cursing

Comedy

Headache

---- Summary ----

Megumi, Daichi, and Yuji are sent on a mission together to exorcise a curse. However....ridiculous and hilarious chaos ensues during their mission. How would Megumi fare dealing with Daichi's antics while Yuji made sure to keep the peace?!

But first recap of the following events involving Daichi/Kisho from Megumi's POV.

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Fushigoro Megumi, a 1st year at Tokyo Jujutsu High and a grade-2 sorcerer. Known for his jujutsu technique, Ten Shadows Technique; an inherited prized technique passed down from the Zenin Clan. He can summon 10 shinigami such as Nue, Totality, and Max Elephant by using his shadows as an intermediary. He gained the ability to manipulate shadows. He can hide in them and store objects within his shadow.

Fushigoro is a young man who is known for being stoic, aloof, and calculating. Yet he is also stern and earnest. He is highly disciplined in his jujutsu sorcery and combat is exceptional when keeping cool under pressure during intense situations. No doubt, Fushigoro is a model student of the 1st years. So far, he had reliable friends such as Nobara Kugsaki, Yuji Itadori and Taz Hellion.

And then one day, he met Daichi Pheon-X. Aka Kisho Hashimoto.

Kisho Hashimoto, known as Daichi Pheon-X as self-taught sorcerer on social media; Daichi Pheonix. His innate jujutsu technique; is Flames of the Dark Phoenix and has a cursed spirit companion; Eito. A bird that is described as a red plushie with small wings. Not much is known of his technique, only based on observations. He the manipulation of flames and creates flames. He can create flaming arrows, and imbue his cursed energy into objects such as a toy sword to create a flaming sword. His cursed spirit; Eito is his support.

Known for his optimism and daring feats yet he is disciplined in the supernatural arts in his own way. He is strong enough to take care of grade-2 curses based on the proof of his videos. Shares knowledge of his experience with sorcerers and non-sorcerers alike regarding spirits. However, his recklessness and his rouge-like behavior have brought attention to jujutsu society.

Compared to Fushigoro, if Daichi/Kisho is just a normal sorcerer, he would be promoted to grade 2. However, given his misguided experience and recklessness, he would be treated as a novice so he will learn the proper way.

Now Fushigoro has no problem with Kisho. No problems. But there is one problem. Sometimes..he is hard to deal with.

Megumi Fushigoro has to wonder. How the hell has he managed so far? Now Daichi or rather Kisho Hashimoto isn't a bad person. No, he means well. There were times when Daichi did good but there were times that made Megumi go 'what the hell' at Daichi's actions.

The first time he saw Daichi was when Gojo Saturo; a teacher gave him and his class a mission to investigate this self-taught sorcerer. Staring with his videos, the moment Megumi saw his videos, he became annoyed. Seriously annoyed as he twitched an eye. He never felt this before. Yuji Itadori wasn't this bad, hell...Yuji wouldn't do the things that are so reckless. But Daichi Pheon-X..

He treats jujutsu sorcery as a video game while defeating grade-4 and grade-3 curses with such confidence, recklessness, and grandeur. He even beats a grade 2 despite the dangers. Not only that, he creates mass property damage along the way whether it's accidentally or intentionally which is the main complaint. By destroying the buildings where the battles took place. And challenging curses that should be left to proper jujutsu sorcerers. By proper...it means sorcerers who knew the hell they were doing. Daichi is not that person even if he has a powerful curse technique.

The way he strikes poses and says the names of his attacks reminds Megumi of people with 8th-grade syndrome back in middle school who didn't grow out of it. A Chunibyou. Megumi twitches an eye every time he thinks about it. It's even worse that one's grandeur illusions are made reality if one has cursed energy and can manipulate it. Daichi is that person giving him a headache. And he is hard to track down since he's all over the place, exorcising curses and destroying locations where curses reside.

He and his class tracked this Chuunbiyou down due to his latest announcement. To exercise a high-grade curse at a shrine.

The moment he lays eyes on him is of great annoyance. He strikes poses and greets himself like he's a comic book character from a fantasy anime. It aggrave the shadow sorcerer to no end.

But the reason why he is doing this in the first person is quite surprising.

Is to make sure nobody steps foot upon a curse or unleashes it by accident. Seeing him upset about people entering places that are known for dangerous hauntings and messing with things beyond their understanding that bring misery and harm to other people makes him upset. In a way, it sounds like he doesn't blame the curses as they are acting on instinct. He blames the people for provoking curses. He exorcises the curses before anyone gets hurt. So he is doing this to prevent an incident by doing. A way to save people from curses. So he is going to take the brunt of it.

Megumi thinks back to the ghost hunters and Keiko Hotel. That one was a nightmare as he cringes at the memory. Then he got angry with the case involving the fake medium and the haunted house attraction incident that took many innocent lives. That one stings and he never forgets. Even with those cases resolved, who knows how many cases are similar to those two? So he understood why Daichi was doing this and his anger is genuine about it. He is not an idiot like those ghost hunters and he is not a fraud like that fake medium; Osaki.

But the plan to go about it. It was so stupid that he had to facepalm and groan mentally.

Provoking the curse into a fight and trapping it with some sealing paper that probably might not work in order to defeat it. Did he mention that Daichi gave them the dumbest superhero names as a way to hide their identities? Marrkos Ninja? What the hell?

Moving along...

As expected, the plan didn't work as well. But seeing him fight the curse is well....pretty impressive but he further enrages the high-grade curse and his technique almost got his friends caught in the crossfire. He even used Nue, his flying shikigami as a springboard to get higher in the air! It was so embarrassing and aggravating that Sukuna and Kinie Ger had to come out and help subdue the kappa curse. After that, it was time to take Daichi Pheon-X in.

Not before, Sukuna dishes out punishment upon this poor self-taught sorcerer when Daichi challenges the King of Curses in a duel and the amount of stupid things he pulled.

Now Megumi Fushigoro could've....intervened. He could've. He really could've.

But he thinks this is the most effective way for Daichi to learn as Sukuna is slapping him around as a way to discipline him and it change his tune real quick

In a way, to allow this to happen, he could say that it's petty revenge for using Nue as a springboard.

After that, he was brought to the Jujutsu High. In the nurse's office, he heard that Gojo gave him a good talking to and had him enrolled as a student at Jujutsu High. This means Megumi has to deal with him daily now. Great. Then one morning, Daichi left with a note that he went back home. Or rather more like sneaking out like the campus is a prison.

Megumi has to groan mentally when getting him. But it seems like Daichi is full of surprises. Taz helped manage to track him down by scent to his house. The moment they knocked on the door, the door opened revealing Daichi as a completely different person. Instead of his wild appearance, his spiky hair with his dual red and blue bright two bangs, his sleeveless gloves, his draped coat, and his boisterous attitude. What he saw was a normal average kid with bangs covering his eyes and wearing glasses in a normal white tee and pants with a reserved personality. Daichi Pheonix's real name is Kisho Hashimoto.

Later on, Megumi finds out that his own family didn't know that their own son was Daichi Pheon-X, the so-called great sorcerer. It's like Kisho is hiding this from them as he doesn't want them to know about it. It's like Kisho has a secret identity like some kind of superhero which Megumi resists to roll his eyes. However, it makes sense.

But then...things became more ridiculous at the house to the point where Megumi got pissed off at Daichi...no...Kisho! Ugh..he is going to go with Daichi at this point. Because Daichi makes him more mad than Kisho if he were to be honest. Even if they were the same person...

But besides the point, Megumi got pissed because of the cursed charms that he made.

Daichi's mother and sister told the tales of his cursed charms. Charms that are disguised as lucky charms, made by Daichi himself to ward off curses. However, stories like the story of Daichi helping his father to finish a project before a deadline on the take-your-kid-to-work day and helping his sister to pass his entrance exam. He made charms to help with the stress where in actuality, warding off the curses which made sense given the corporate world. Now this wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the charms break and an ENTIRE office building and the people in it were cursed as a result of it. He saw the box of the failed ones that was crawling with small grade-4 curses. It was appalling.

Megumi confronted him about it and it is revealed that he made the charms by following instructions on Google. Google of all the places he could done his research! He wants to tear his hair out and strangle Daichi with it. He never yell at someone before but goddamnit, Daichi made him so mad. He never thought of saying this. Because Megumiwas this close to beating the living shit out of Daichi for his recklessness and ignorance when applying the jujutsu sorcery to this!

After giving Daichi the biggest dressing down of his life he confiscated the charms and brought them forth to Gojo and Nanami to dispel them.

At the school, Megumi became more furious when he found out that Daichi had been SELLING the cursed charms online much to everyone's dismay. Well...except for Gojo, for some reason, he finds this hilarious.

Megumi chased him down the hallways when Daichi try to run. He is so ready to beat the shit out of him. Daichi was this close to getting beat up. Because the chunibyo somehow managed to convince him that he would stop selling the charms after apologizing profusely. He thought he was helping people in dealing with curses while helping his family with money. The way he explained it wasn't some scammer, it was a child who didn't know any better given the tools and resources he had since Daichi wasn't born in some sorcerer family. Megumi sighed mentally as he had to rubs his temple of his forehead. Because he is stuck between getting mad at him and not getting at mad him.

But that feeling soon passed when Megumi snapped.

He snapped when he heard from Maki during lunch of how much-cursed charms he sold. Daichi sold 4.5 BILLION cursed charms worldwide and some of the charms were in America like Taz's home; New York City having a huge influx of cursed spirits caused by them. Putting everyone's lives in danger all over the world from those faulty charms.

Megumi never thought of beating someone up so badly since middle school. He didn't know how much Daichi sold. He thought it was small given his social media reputation but he underestimated his internet fame. He didn't think it was 4.5 freaking billion. It was so bad that Megumi had to enlist the help of two special-grade curses, Sukuna and Kinie to track him down. He had to teach him a lesson. He has to. Because Daichi or Kisho needs to realize how his cursed energy affects people. It all started out with Megumi beating the crap out of him starting with slapping and punching while putting the fear of god into him. He even uses shikigami if he tries to get away. Of course, Daichi resisted but he was nowhere near the level of hand-to-hand combat like Megumi and Yuji.

After that was said and done, Daichi went to the nurse's office after his punishment. It was decided to burn all of the charms made after being forced to dispel them himself as a valuable lesson.

And ever since then, Daichi/Kisho has not done anything stupid again as he looks committed to learning jujutsu sorcery the proper way.

But it didn't take long for Daichi to do something stupid.

Again.

Daichi begins his first mission with them and for the first time, it is a good change from his reckless behavior to working together with others and coordinating with them. Megumi can see the growth compared to before. He helped out in taking down a grade 1 curse while getting female students to safely with the help of Taz.

But there is no such thing as an easy mission.

After exorcising the curse, the female student recognizes Daichi but is confused because he reminds her of Kisho given his....strange appearance. Megumi prefers to call it his Chūnibyō attire.

Of course, Kisho is Daichi, and for some Daichi keeps saying that he isn't Kisho. Megumi had to shake his head at the idiocy. But he and his friends didn't expect what Miko said. It is soon revealed that Kisho is teaching the female student, Miko Yotsuya jujutsu without anyone's knowledge.

HE'S DOING WHAT?! Megumi gritted his teeth. This damn moron....He glared at Daichi's back right now who is now sweating bullets. Megumi remember how he got so mad because Daichi unwittingly put someone in danger and taught a non-sorcerer jujutsu on top of that might or might not lead to this.

And thought of someone like Daichi or no...Kisho teaching someone, especially a non-sorcerer jujutsu is a no-no in jujutsu society. This is the same girl that Yuji gossiped to him about being Kisho's girlfriend because Yuji followed Kisho when he noticed him sneaking out every two nights in a week and coming back tired in the morning. Every week. It all clicks now.

The curse is here because Miko was training on her own with Daichi's or rather Kisho's instruction. Somewhere along the way, the curse must have attracted to her or for something else. It's not conclusive but it could be a possibility.

The reason for that is that Miko Yotsuya can see curses, not just regular but higher as well. It is revealed that the only way that Miko deals with them is to ignore them like they're not there. The moment Nobara, Taz, and Yuji tell him this. Megumi has no words. Even sorcerers easily lost their composure for a minute when it came to high-grade curses. Miko dealt with this almost every day It was not only crazy but dangerous even Sukuna thought it was unwise to ignore them for so long because not every curse would react the same way if they were ignored like they weren't there.

So it made sense why Kisho did this. However, it doesn't excuse why he didn't bring her to the school in the first place and just told them about it! There is no need to be so sneaky about it either! He chased Daichi down and brought him back to explain this. And oh...thanks to that, another girl wanted to become a sorcerer despite having low cursed energy. Yuria Niguredou. Now Kisho/Daichi are responsible for them now, trying to get them up to speed.

Fan-freaking-tastic...

Now back to the present time...

Megumi sighed loudly while watching the videos on Daichi's channel after Nobara, Yuji, and Taz wanted to be part of his videos. And what's more, Kisho got things down when teaching the girls about jujutsu. He almost...almost didn't get anything wrong which is surprising so that's good. It's just not bringing up the stupid explosive cursed papers which is a problem.

But now his friends want to get in for his videos in the near future.

Megumi is on his bed watching his videos. Trying to understand Daichi's.......eccentric thinking. In a way, he's like Gojo at times.

He watched his earlier videos and there were things that were heavily misinformed but there were things that he got right, due to his research but over time, in the recent and latest videos. He reacts to comments that correct these facts and he seems relieved to hear them. His explanation videos and Q&A weren't that bad. It's just the videos when he combats curses. Every time he wins, a building collapses after leaving it. It made his eye twitch. He even groaned and cursed when he talked about accursed cursed charms as a way to advertise it. Daichi is lucky that he didn't have any curse users going after him. Or else he will be dead.

With a sigh, he sees someone who cares about people in his own way even with his faults. Then he goes to sleep.

The next day, he didn't expect to be paired up with him along with Yuji on a mission. Nobara and Taz were told to help the girls up to speed in their stead. Daichi's cursed technique is needed for this mission.

While Daichi and Yuji look pumped as they talk about getting snacks, Megumi is still stoic as ever, looking out the window. But why? Why does he have this lingering feeling this is going to be a long day??? As they arrived at their destination, Daichi laughed as he got out of the car.

"Alright! Now where this is curse?!" Daichi grinned. Their window and teacher; Ichji Kiyotaka explains the mission on the way there and the injuries that the locals suffer. Regardless, Daichi's optimism never wavered. The curse is inside this old building down the street on a hill. To proceed and execute the mission, the curtain is cast by the Kiyotaka in order to hide the mission from the outside. Mainly non-sorcerers.

The three entered the veil.

Eito is chirping as he is flying. Megumi summons his divine dog, Totality to track down the curse.

"Okay...so this curse is responsible for incidents like car crashes. This reminds me of a tale when I fought a curse for causing construction accidents." Daichi begins.

"Oh! Is this one where you fought a curse at a construction site? That one was really cool. You were jumping buildings and you were fighting it out." Yuji said. Megumi made a face hearing that. Like when he destroyed an entire construction site and he avoided arrest after exorcising the curse?! Yeah, that was some accomplishment. Megumi thought. His excuse is that the curse was causing the accidents but most non-sorcerers don't believe that type of nonsense.

Megumi and the boys walked before the wolf stopped and growled. Eito hoots and returns to Daichi on his shoulder. "Guys. Get ready." Megumi informs as Yuji and Daichi are in fighting stances. A cricket is heard on the wall, and a curse is scaling down to confront them. It looks like a lizard with talons and feathers. It shrieks and lunges at the group!

Right away, Daichi conjures his fire arrow and fires. The curse quickly dodges with lightning speed. Daichi fires another and he misses again.

Shit!

The curse goes to chomp down on Daichi's head behind him but Yuji counters it with a punch. The curse evades the punch and goes to get some distance before lunging at the duo. Then it got tackled by Megumi's Totality, sending the curse crash into a wall, screeching in pain.

"This explains the car crashes," Daichi said, noting his speed. Eito hoots as he looks ready to fight with his wings even if it is not combatant shikigami like Totality. The wolf shikigami growls at the curse as he is at Megumi's side.

The curse came out of the wall and let out a loud screech, making the building shake. The three continue to fight it but the curse is too quick. The only thing that can keep up with it is Megumi's shikigami. But then....they have a clear shot.

Daichi grins and aims his fire arrow, this time..it is bigger than before. Yuji sees this with his eyes widen and Megumi's eyes widen to the size of the saucers.

What the?!

"DAICHI DON'T!" Megumi shouted.

But it was too late! Daichi lets go out of the arrow and fires.

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KABOOM!

The manager, Ichji Kiyotaka shouts in fright when he hears a huge explosion! He looks at the scene, hearing it. Smoke is seen from the building where the students and the startled man blinks. What just happened.

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The boys coughed as the smoke cleared. They see the cursed spirit twitch as it is covered in burns before dying. This got Daichi laughing as he had his hands on his hips.

"HAHAHAHA! The curse is now exorcised! The day is saved!" Daichi smiles. All of them are covered in soot even Totality as he sneezes the snoot out of his muzzle non-stop. Yuji is amazed that Daichi exorcised a curse like that but he sweatdrops as he can feel Sukuna glaring at Daichi for that. Then two heard a chuckle.

"Heh...."

Daichi, Yuji and Eito look at Megumi is shaking before chuckling and then laughing. "Uh...Fushigoro?" The pink-haired teen is now looking concerned while Sukuna raises a brow at this. Daichi and Eito look dumbfounded then the boys slowly see Megumi make a gesture with his hands.

Uhhhh...the boys are looking at this.

Then he stops laughing immediately when he glares at Daichi who is now gulping and says,

"Max Elephant." A pink elephant emerges from his shadows and toots his trunk, before spraying water directly at Daichi with such great pressure that he was out of the building and passed the veil.

Ichji Kiyotaka gasps, seeing this, and comes right away.

"Gak?!" Daichi is coughing on the ground. His clothes are drenched and muddy since he is on the dirt. A shocked Yuji is holding Eito in his arms — who got out of the way just in time before his master got sprayed with water. "Uhhh....oooh shit." Yuji cursed, seeing this.

An angry Megumi Fushigoro approaches the flame sorcerer.

"M-Megumi! What the hell?!" Daichi yelled before coughing up water a bit.

"What the hell!? Don't give me that, you idiot! We exorcise curses not blow half of the building when doing it! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Megumi yelled.

"IT WAS TOO FAST!" Daichi cried. "I GOT A CLEAR SHOT A-AND IF I MISS! THE BUILDING CAN SLOW IT DOWN, YOU KNOW?!!"

"AND YOU THINK THAT WORKS?!" Megumi yelled incredulously.

"IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?" Daichi argued. The curse fades away in purified flames.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US CAUGHT?!! NO ONE SHOULD KNOW IT WAS US! WHY DO YOU THINK ICHJI PUT UP A CURTAIN FOR?!" Megumi questioned.

"I don't...know..." He sees Megumi's eye twitching to which Daichi quickly answers,. "I-I mean...to hide our activities from non-sorcerers!"

"Yes. And what you did do?! You blew half of the house!" Megumi shows the house that is blown up. Half of it. A piece of rubble was left on the floor. " So how this is going to be explained?!!" Megumi asked.

"W-well....we can just say that a fire was the cause! Like from a gas leak or from lithium batteries! You know! That's a thing!" Daichi quickly said. "That's how I did it when it comes to this type of stuff!"

This dumb Chūnibyō.....

"Y-you....that's it!" Megumi goes to tackle and proceeds to beat him up, "YOU DAMN IDIOT!" He yelled.

Daichi cries. "OW! MEGUMI! STAHP! I'M SORRY!"

Yuji and Eito were watching in disbelief. Sukuna is laughing inside his vessel finding this entertaining. Ichji Kiyotaka wasn't sure how to handle this as he looked nervous. "So it seems the curse has been exorcised, Itadori?" He asked Itadori to which Yuji Itadori nodded. "Yeah, it is, sir. Uh...I'm going to break them up. Please hold him" He goes to hand Eito over to Ichji. Ichji watches Yuji going to break them up right away and hopes to calm Megumi down.

"Huh?" Ichji hums, looking at Eito who gently chirps at him. He never thought a cursed spirit like this one would be warm and fuzzy in his hands.

Yuji breaks both of them up much to Sukuna's dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay! Guys, guys! We exorcise the curse, didn't we?!! That means we get to go home early!" Yuji smiles, trying to look on the bright side.

Daichi nods nervously, "Right."

Megumi grumbles, "Yeah sure."

"Actually...we have another mission coming up soon," Ichji said after telling Gojo-sensei that they exorcised the curse. Megumi groans, Daichi chuckles nervously and Yuji is now nervous and worried. He hopes the next mission won't be as bad.

Right?

Yuji can only hope.

"I swear....if you tried this again, Daichi. I am beating you with the rabbits next time." Megumi tells him. Daichi blinks. Rabbits.

This is going to be one of those days...

To be continued??!

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