#DaD!Marvin

[stormy-september]

i find it so silly that the big boss guy during legally blonde’s big review said “your Emmett isn’t handsome enough.”

brother….

AND…

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

and tbh just him starring as himself bro

[muscular-lettuce]

for the falsettos headcannons-

jason is AUTISTIC!!!! and he gets it from his DAD!!!!! (this is not entirely srs, mostly projection on marvins part but it is slightly srs about jason)

marv takes jason to a baseball game perhaps and jason wears earmuffs while marvin brings those foam plugs, n jason infodumps

i also hc they're both autistic!! jason gets it from his dad </3

[nycto-rotting]

what more can i say

[phierecycled]

can we talk about marvin looking all stressed but making sure to put on a smile before turning to whizzer

[astagsart]

awooga

[grcetxt]

"grrr i cant believe Suzanne Collins is writing a book on Haymitch instead of on Finnick!"

I CAN! I ABSOLUTELY CAN!!!! You wanna know why? Because Haymitch has more to tell. Like she said the book will be focusing on how propaganda plays such a big part in media. Remember how literally all of Haymitch's family were killed? How tf is the capitol gonna cover that up? It'll be interesting to see how the narrative gets flipped, because by HGs Haymitch is already the laughing stock of the captiol ('oh look at this silly drunk man! isnt he hilariously stupid!') like it will be SO interesting to see how he goes from this strong, confident kid- winner of the quarter quell, 2nd winner ever in district 11 (WITH NO MENTOR!!)- to the broken shell of a man we get in HGs

I saw someone get so mad that Finnick and Annie didn't get a happy ending. They went on and on about how Katniss was an unreliable narrator, and how Finnick was probably still alive, and Suzanne had killed him off for no good reason and should just bring him back. like NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! Katniss is 100% an unreliable narrator, we're shown this so many times throughout the series- but dont use that to try and change the story. Yes, Finnick couldve been happy. Yes, it was unfair that he died. But guess what! thats the point! there are so many unnecessary casualties during war, so many deaths that couldve been avoided, that feel unfair. too many "gone too soon" to fucking count. If you can't see the point suzanne was making thats on you my guy!!

Its so clear these people dont actually care about THG as a series, and just want Finnick back bcs they fancy him. Like do not get me wrong he was a great character and I loved him, but being fr a book on him would just be a little dull. He was a career, his victory was expected. Do not get me wrong i would absolutely love a deep dive into his life AFTER the games. It would be brilliant to see the psychological effects on him. But thats not what these people want, they want another bloodbath, more eye-candy. (they are becoming the people of the captiol)

A person I saw was actually saying that Suzanne was WRONG about finnick being dead?? that he was actually alive and she was delusional?? like mate, fan fiction exists for a reason. dont tell the author of a world-famous best selling series how to write her world-famous best selling series!! she knows what shes doing, and always has, so hush!

[swoo0zy]

peepers parents headcanon

[userarmand]

armand and daniel could do a very convincing whizzer and marvin couples costume

[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

Gay Dad Stance™

[local-falsettos-obsession]

Whizzer and Marvin always try to have the stupidest “arguments” when Jason enters the apartment. When Trina or Mendel calls to tell them they’re on their way Whizzer and Marvin are scheming about what Jason will walk into this time. Some of their “arguments” are: weither cereal is a soup, how dogs would wear pants, what weights more: a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers, and that Marvin was mean to Whizzer in his dream. Jason always looks forward to showing up a tiny bit more to hear whatever crazy shit his dads have come up with this time.

[shyshyaaaaaa]

Marvin Gardens/Cohen/Falsettos is the most father father that ever fathered and you can’t change my mind.

[eurydices-carnation]

Venn diagram of my top 3 tenors (these are referring to the characters not the actual actors!)

[transxfiles]

the reason i have never watched falsettos in my own home was because i subconsciously knew that it would explode my dad's mind.

[phierecycled]

marvin fretting over whizzer as soon as he tries to move an inch and fluffing his pillow while whizzer’s trying to bat away his hands in days like this aaaggggghhhhh

[astagsart]

his dad was a mechanic

[oetscop]

i know constantly trying to justify and explain delusions is both terrible for me mentally and REALLY fucking annoying

but lemme tell you. going downstairs only for my mom to hit with "its jills birthday today. mikes is next week too"