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My cousin just handed me something that would vaporize a Japanese person at first sight: Sushi with Nutella.

I was really worried about this, but then I remembered that I've put worse things in my mouth.

And I was right. I've actually had worse. 4.3/10. Too much going on. Nutella masked the taste completely.

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A day without the radioactive abyss formerly known as Xitter (x with a sh sound)...

Nothing more comfortable than this site that can't get any worse without them actively trying.

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Today was the day of his farewell...

It's been a while since I posted and today I'm back with an update on my puppy, Peanut, the guard dog.

Today we went to the Vet for a check-up and to do something that deep down I feel sorry for him...

Never in all the time I've had dogs have I had to go through this, but health was the final point in this matter.

Sorry, pup... But we had to take your balls off.

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HAPPY AUGUST 1ST, HAPPY ODAIBA MEMORIAL DAY!

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I think there's a side quest in Spyro that's almost it, only I think it was a soup pot.

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So... He's kind of going to be...

My family put the hammer down and it will stay... A watchdog project.

If the cost of having security and peace of mind in my home is that I have scars all over my body... It seems like a reasonable price that MY FAMILY DECIDED ON.

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Quê essa seja a minha primeira e última vez colocando um vídeo nesse blog ...

Alguém que um cachorrinho de grátis? Tô cogitando levar ele sem nem pensar na distância.

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Alguém da região do Rio de Janeiro - capital estaria interessado em um cachorrinho filhote?

Minha prima recebeu um aviso na rede social que em algumas ruas de distância um bando de pnc estavam agredindo filhotes de cachorro. Um foi salvo por uma senhora,as ela não tinha como cuidar de dois.

Ela resgatou ele mas nós já temos uma cachorra que não está feliz com a nova presença e uma gata que já anunciou que vai partir para agressão se ele se aproximar.

E ele parece que vai ficar grande, o que seria um problema já que todos os animais daqui de casa são de porte pequeno.

Ele é filhotinho muito pequeno mas já quase do tamanho da minha cachorra (ela é uma Yorkshire).

Se necessário eu ando a cidade inteira de trem ou Uber para entregar ele para sua nova casa.

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'kay... I tell.

St. James Infirmary Blues - The Beetty Boop Cartoon. that thing is hypnotic.

And the last was from a short about Q!Forever and the drugs arc: Copacabana (At the Copa).

I think I have a old soul.

If I had a coin for every time I fell in love with an old song because of an animation from some fandom I would have two coins. Which isn't much, but it's weird to happen twice.

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If I had a coin for every time I fell in love with an old song because of an animation from some fandom I would have two coins. Which isn't much, but it's weird to happen twice.

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Done.

Things that should have happened in the ML Season 5

-Adrien (As Adrien) Standing up to his father

-Marinette and Adrien Dance in the formal outfits

-Adrien finds out he's a sentimonster

-Adrien finds out Gabriel was Monarch

-Marinette doesnt have to handle a situation herself

-Ladybug vs Chat noir

-Andre the ice cream man gets deported

-Andre the mayor gets locked up for corruption.

-Lila gets investigated for identity theft

-Alya and the class apologize to Marinette regarding the Lila debacle.

-Luka gets a boyfriend during his trip.

-Luka apologizes to both Adrien and Marinette for hiding the fact he knew their identities. And faces legit consequences

-Su Han actually TRAINS THE F***ING HEROES

-Kagami punches Felix (looks she flipped him, but at least one punch)

-The statue of Gabriel gets covered in Pigeon s***

-Gabriel is seen in hell

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I have no idea why, but my YouTube feed keeps recommending the same song to me, from an artist I've never heard, just because I saw a short about how the song was similar to the music from a Mario Kart map. ONCE. I listen to Imagine Dragons, Mystery Skulls, MCR, FoB and music from the time my grandparents were kids IN LOOP!! But what is recommended to me every time without fail is this song…

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She succeeded. She managed to take my cell phone. AGAIN!!!

My sister has a knack for turning cell phones into steaming piles of rubble.

In the short time I have this my cell phone, my sister destroyed (counting on this) 3 cell phones.

always in the same way:

Knock it to the ground and destroy the screen beyond any repairs.

Drop into pools/buckets of water/any liquid more than 4 cm deep.

She works with deliveries and parcels by cell phone... And begins a horrible and emotional cry of how she always suffers and no one can help her.

And she always makes my life miserable if I don't 'lend' my phone to her... And this is always accompanied by passive-aggressive comments of how my cell phone is garbage and that it must be disposed of urgently.

By the way she goes, she should get a new phone from the middle of next MONTH!!!!!

Until then my phone is 'hostage' to her. And I have to depend on my cousin's goodwill and study schedules to use her laptop a little bit, which I'm using now.

And the worst... I was very engaged in YGO DL... And I can't download anything on my cousin's laptop. I'm not annoyed that I can't play a digital card game, but frustrated that once again I have to do the whims of my pseudo-Karen sister.