#DYINGG HELP

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tags via @nobody33333333

#He would #However. I believe if they were gonna show Milligan taking the kids He would also steal one of Curtain’s boats #And not like a small boat where they could sneak away under the cover of night: he’d take Curtain’s best cruise ship just to flex on him #Milligan has never driven such a large ship before and crashes into a ton of stuff on his way out #Curtain and Garrison are drinking champagne and look out the window to see all their stuff being destroyed and their ship being stolen #Garrison just calmly downs another glass while Curtain starts frantically screaming for Jeffers to stop the boat

On a lighter note. Rewatching that scene in Ep7 after Kate falls off the cliff and uh. After Kate and Milligan finish their heart-to-heart but before the bucket clangs, Milligan gets up and just starts. walking towards the water.

Like, Milligan - Milligan look at me. Were you going to walk dramatically into the ocean and disappear beneath the waves like a giant sea beast. You were, weren't you Milligan.

Also "I've come to extract you and the others from the island" Milligan Darling What?? Is?? The Plan?? Here?? The submarine that had a slightly major role in the escape operation is currently At! The! Bottom! Of! The! Ocean!

Anyways I fully believe Milligan's plan was to put all 4 kids (5 including Martina) on his chest like baby otters and swim across the channel back to the mainland. (Modified backstroke, in case you were wondering.)

[autopsiedsage]

i drank coffee too fast and now im getting Big Migraine but im AWAKE NOW

[gothoevsky]

worst thing in the world is getting drunk and getting affectionate but gaveing no one to be affectionate with

[a-lone-echoviolet]

BAHAHHAHAHHAAAHAHHA-

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE FANDOM FOR WANTING TO SEE A SKELETON WITH NO SHIRT LMAOO

This is all i needed, plus the comments already made my day lmaooo😭😭

🔪IDOL KILLER🔪

(2/3)

At first..i thought Killer's handsome as a joke. But BRO...i dont think thats a joke anymore...

And you DEFINITELY know what certain artist influnced me c0ugH coUgh-

Design and IDOL AU by me (redesign)

If this got to 500 notes i will rip his shirt off-HAHDJSKA

[alyrasturnz]

pls do matt headcannons where reader is a swiftie! im dyingg for it

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❐ summary » matt starts off indifferent to taylor swift, but soon finds himself embracing her music for the sake of his girlfriend

❐ pairings » bf!matt x swiftie!reader

❐ warnings » none

❐ a/n && w/c » i just redesigned all my matt fics. im gonna redesign my chris fics after school tmr • 592

bf!matt who doesn’t really get the hype around taylor swift, but he sees the way your eyes light up when her songs play. he can’t help but smile when he hears you singing along, even if he doesn’t know the lyrics.

bf!matt who surprises you with tickets to a taylor swift concert, even though he’s not a fan. he just wants to see you happy, and he knows how much it means to you. he stands beside you, holding your hand, as you sing your heart out.

bf!matt who secretly learns the lyrics to your favorite taylor swift song. one day, he serenades you with it, his voice a bit off-key but full of love. you laugh and join in, turning it into a duet that’s just for the two of you.

bf!matt who, despite his initial reluctance, starts to appreciate taylor swift’s music because it makes you so happy. he finds himself humming along to the tunes, and he doesn’t even mind when you play her songs on repeat.

bf!matt who buys you taylor swift merch just because he knows it’ll make you smile. he might not wear the shirts himself, but he loves seeing you in them, your face lighting up with joy.

bf!matt who, over time, starts to enjoy the little rituals you have around taylor swift’s music. whether it’s dancing in the kitchen or singing in the car, he cherishes these moments because they’re shared with you.

bf!matt who, despite his initial indifference, finds himself becoming a fan of taylor swift, not because of the music, but because of the happiness it brings to you. he realizes that seeing you happy is all that matters.

bf!matt who, despite his initial indifference, finds himself becoming a fan of taylor swift, not because of the music, but because of the happiness it brings to you. he realizes that seeing you happy is all that matters.

bf!matt who starts to surprise you with little taylor swift-themed dates, like recreating a music video scene or having a listening party for her new album. he might not know all the details, but he loves putting in the effort to make you smile.

bf!matt who, one day, finds himself genuinely enjoying a taylor swift song and admits it to you with a shy smile. you tease him a bit, but deep down, you’re thrilled that he’s starting to share your love for her music.

bf!matt who, when you’re feeling down, plays your favorite taylor swift songs to cheer you up. he might not always understand your emotions, but he knows that taylor’s music has a way of making everything better for you.

bf!matt who, over time, starts to see taylor swift’s music as the soundtrack to your relationship. every song holds a memory, a moment shared between the two of you, making her music all the more special.

bf!matt who, in the end, realizes that it’s not about whether he likes taylor swift or not. it’s about loving you enough to embrace the things that make you happy, and finding joy in them because they bring you joy.

bf!matt who gets teased by his brother chris for being soft and switching up, especially since chris isn’t fond of taylor swift either. but matt just laughs it off because he knows it’s worth it to see you smile.

bf!matt who comes along with you to the eras tour, even though he’s not the biggest fan. he holds your hand as you sing along to every song, feeling grateful for these moments that you share together.

tags — @imwetforyourmom @meatballzerz69 @pinkishpearls @bandanamatt @thedangerousalleyway @muchloveforhacker @stinkytinkywinky @jetaimevous @everleiqh @conspiracy-ash @ifwdominicfike @blahbel668

[brandogenius]

anything with jb plsss im dyingg

heheheh (im back)

‼️RPF‼️

HC - julien x teacher reader (short)

- reader being a music teacher for high school students say like sophomore senior

- julien dropping reader off every morning like “have a good day at school”

- julien definitely buys reader the ‘best teacher’ mugs

- “princess let me help” “you can’t grade these papers jb” “it’s theory. i can help? it’ll take pressure off you”

- reader scheduling a talk with julien for her class, jb coming in to talk about music and her life as a musician

- brownie points if some students in readers class are boygenius fans. when they realise their teacher is dating julien

- “maybe you could take your kids on a field trip to one of our concerts? or acoustics shows” “now a bad idea”

- julien coming into class to offer guitar lessons every friday for the students

- +1 brownie point if reader is a musician themselves. imagine readers face when they preform at a small show and see their students in the audience

- “you have to tell me the drama. what happened between those two students??” “baby it’s confidential” “pleasee”

- “back in my day we played the tin whistle. the fuck do you mean you’re all practicing ukulele in class?”

- “i gave the students a little quiz on who their favourite musicians are. a few people said you and the boys” *queue julien in the corner like :’)*

- ^^^ will go into a ramble with you late at night talking about how it’s so nice that julien and the boys can inspire kids to work towards their dreams in music, while reader is grading quiz tests like nodding their head

[laurzvahll]

okay, maybe not cuz i got very sick

I promise I’m not dead and I’ll actually draw something soon

[rottenpumpkin13]

Genesis and Sephiroth look after each other when they are sick plss

*Sephiroth and Genesis are quarantined together and very ill, laying side by side on opposite beds*

Genesis: I'm dying.

Sephiroth: Do you mean literally or figuratively? Because if you are truly dying I'll have to call for help.

Genesis: Go to hell.

Sephiroth: I can't go to a place that doesn't exist, Genesis.

Genesis: Go back to wherever you crawled out from.

Sephiroth: I wish I could, Genesis.

Genesis:

Sephiroth:

Genesis: Do you mean...

Genesis: Do you mean your moth—

Sephiroth: Yes.

Genesis: Oh okay.

Genesis:

Genesis: I'm dying.

Sephiroth: Do you mean literally or fig—

Genesis: I'm going to literally bash your head into the wall if you don't shut up.

Sephiroth: But you're too weak to do that. Enacting violence requires an amount of strength that you do not have.

Genesis: I can't stand you.

Sephiroth: But you're not standing. You're laying down.

Genesis: You are a nuisance.

Sephiroth: And you're overdramatic.

Genesis:

Sephiroth:

Genesis: I'm dyingg.

Sephiroth: Do you mean lit—

Genesis: LITERALLY. YOU'RE KILLING ME.

Sephiroth:

Genesis:

Sephiroth: Words alone cannot kill a man. If they could, I would've been dead long ago considering how much mental anguish your continuous Loveless recitations cause me.

Genesis: If you don't shut up I'm going to fling myself out of this bed and murder you with my own two hands.

Sephiroth: You would go to prison, Genesis.

Genesis:

Sephiroth: They don't allow makeup in prison. You will be unable to put on your face every morning.

Genesis:

Sephiroth: You would not thrive in prison.

Genesis: I'm actually insulted that you don't think I would thrive in prison.

Sephiroth: I, for one, would thrive in prison.

Genesis: Why on earth would you thrive in prison.

Sephiroth: Because I would mind my business and use my sentence to relax and read countless books.

Genesis: Oh, so what do you think I would do in prison?

Sephiroth: I'm not sure, but you would not thrive.

Genesis: *groaning* I'm dying.

Sephiroth: Do you mean—

*Genesis screams and flies at him*

[elijah-loyal]

les mis people help i cannae find "its not the same anymore" on ao3 and im DYINGG

[thefrontofmymind]

actress!reader x matty healy instagram blurb

(FC: Daisy Edgar Jones)

a/n: hello everyone!! again, i really enjoy reading instagram blurbs so I decided to write another one! any feedback is appreciated or if any of yall have requests/ideas for fics or faceclaims for more of these i'd love to hear them!! kisses!!

yninstagram MET GALA 22 🖤🖤 @/oscardelarenta

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ynfan1 OMG PAUL AND YN AND PHOEBEEEE

enews We’re dying! A Normal People reunion!!!

oscardelarenta It was a pleasure having you join us!

>yninstagram Thank you so much for having me !!!

phoebebridgers sexyyy

ynfan2 she’s so pretty i can’t breathe

ynfan3 mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

ynupdates yn with a fan last night at the 1975’s show in LA! apparently she was there with Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham!

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ynfan1 she looks so prettyyy!!

ynfan2 omg PLEASE tell me there’s photos of her with bo and phoebe!!!

>ynupdates check out my page!!

ynfan3 this is me! she was so lovely and she danced with me and my friends for a couple songs!

>ynfan4 omgggg i’m so jealous!!

yninstagram Vanity Fair. Out now. Xxx.

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ynfan1 mOTHER???

trumanblack fit x

>1975fan1 matty?? And yn??

>ynfan2 yn was seen at a 1975 show like a month ago!!

>yninstagram @/trumanblack oh, you.

ynfan3 already bought a copy!!!

ynupdates yn out with some friends at a bar in LA! 

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ynfan1 who was she with??

>ynupdates some industry people and her manager, Rachel!

ynfan2 i miss her London vibe but i’m so glad she’s getting more exposure in america!

>ynfan3 she’s scheduled to go on British radio next week so hopefully she’ll be going back soon !!

mtvnews Is a budding romance in the air? We think so after Yn was a blushing beauty on British breakfast radio after being asked about her newfound friendship with The 1975’s frontman, Matty Healy! Eagle eyed fans noticed Healy commenting compliment after compliment on Yn’s insta posts since last month (when she conveniently was seen at Healy’s show in LA). What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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ynfan1 ugh can’t 2 people just be friends?? she seemed so nervous for the whole interview and they took ONE part out of context!

1975fan1 who even is she?? maybe her and matty are just friends!!

>ynfan2 she’s an actress! She was in Normal People and she’s gonna be in a show with Andrew Garfield later in the year called Under The Banner Of Heaven!!

yninstagram lol

>trumanblack 🤪🤪

yn1975fan1 do yall see yn and matty’s comments???!! what is going on??!!

trumanblack smooch xx

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yninstagram okay cruella devil…

>trumanblack RUDE

1975fan1 omg matty with a dog??? DYINGG

ynfan1 wait isn’t that yn’s dog, rex???

>ynfan2 omg i think ur right!!

>yn1975fan1 omg that’s so cute that matty met rex!!!!

ynupdates yn seen in London yesterday with Matty Healy from the 1975! they had some drinks with some friends and were walking hand in hand! so cute!

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ynfan1 omg omg omg omg omg my PARENTS

ynfan2 they are ADORABLE I LOVE THEM

yn1975fan1 from all the videos of them together, they seem so happy with each other <;33

1975fan1 cmon…we don’t know if they’re dating! They could just be friends!!

yninstagram i help him work 💞

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yn1975fan1 OOOHHHH MYY GODDDDDDDD

ynfan1 aaahhhh theyre so cute together

trumanblack help distract me more like

>yninstagram shut up you love it!

trumanblack i help her work 👹👹

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yninstagram STOPPP DELETE ITTT

>trumanblack never its what you get

yn1975fan1 omg they are just the cutest im dying!!!!

1975fan1 ok matty and yn are totally together im gonna just lay down on the highway now

denisewelch gorgeous!! X

managerrachel don’t you bother her too much, Matthew!

>trumanblack attacked? on my own post? when she started it?

yn1975fan2 SHUT UP MY NEW FAV COUPLE

enews New couple alert! Actress, YN and 1975 frontman, Matty Heally were seen very close last night outside a bar in Soho, London (if you know what we mean). This comes after months of flirting and appearances on each others’ socials but neither parties, nor their teams, have yet to confirm anything–though we think it’s pretty clear where their relationship lies!

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yn1975fan1 they’re cute and all but this kinda feels like a breach of privacy? like they didn’t know the photo was being taken and if they wanted to be public with their relationship, they’d talk about it more

ynfan1 take this down!! this was clearly taken without their permission!

yn1975fan2 ugh idk who i’m more jealous of!!

1975fan1 please stop sending me these pictures of my fiancé wrapped around another woman. This is not me and it's hard enough knowing this has happened without seeing it. Enough now.

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yninstagram heatwave killin me

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trumanblack the weather isn’t the only thing thats hot

>1975fan1 mATTHEW

ynfan1 so pretty!!

managerrachel get inside! don’t want my favourite client getting heatstroke…

>yninstagram yes mum…

yn1975fan1 pretty sure that’s out the front of matty’s house…

>yn1975fan2 well if they’re dating its not really a surprise that they spend time at each other’s houses

trumanblack 📸📸📸

TAGGED: yninstagram

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yn1975fan1 yn is so prettyyyyy

1975fan1 these are so cute!!

yninstagram 💕💕

>trumanblack 💗💗

trumanblack Today marks a year of loving you. I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy–I didn’t think I could ever be this happy. Thanks to you, I believe in soulmates. Here’s to one, and many more to come. xxx

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yninstagram xxx

yninstagram 1 year with this one. My dear, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me and everyday, I love you more and more. I cannot wait to see what else comes our way 💕💕

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trumanblack 💗💗

people Packing on the PDA! Matty Healy and YN were seen this week dining in London. They appeared very in love and rumours report they were celebrating their anniversary! How cute!

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yn1975fan1 i love them so much!!!

yn1975fan2 i can’t believe they’ve been together for a whole year!!

yninstagram big day 🕊️🕊️

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phoebebridgers so beautiful, queen!!

>yninstagram love you!! So glad you could be there xxxx

managerrachel my girl is MARRIED!!!

trumanblack officially off the market, ladies and gentlemen

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1975adam welcome to the married gang bro!

yninstagram yeah, NOW you’re not single…

>trumanblack in the eyes of the lord, baby!

[elias-bouchard-apologist]

PLEASE I SAW CHAIPUNK HOGWART AU ART HERE BUT NOW I CANT FIND IT HELP ME IT WAS SO GREAT IM DYINGG

[distortionmewtwo]

"Dont tell me how to parent"

Then how do you parent Sugar, where did you get your experience which academy of parentage did you go to what grade overall level and qualifications did you get. Do you have other children, do they still speak to you? Willingly? Any younger siblings or cousins you helped raised? How did they turn out do they still look to you for advice or do they keep a distance?

Where are you parental credentials and experience?? What was your last parent employment whats this gap on ur parent CV???

/joke please do not show Sugar this i want to keep some pleasantries XD - U

(LMAOOOOO DYINGG

Sugar does have two kids though ;3c and one future one)

[avathebestx]

Episode was absolutely amazing cause we got my very hot daddy Hunter and I loved the bond between Omega and Tech and the fact that Tech actually revealed his true feelings to Omega (somewhat) was just so cute I was DYINGG. She also quoted what he said and that made him so happy. I feel like Tech is really trying to do better and put his knowledge to the side sometimes if it means helping Omega. We saw in this episode how he hurt her on accident and he didn’t know because stating facts is what he does so after this I feel like he’s going to do his best for her, even if it means not be 100% right all the time. 😩❤️

[taiyami]

As promised, I’m back with more questions 😌

I want to know more about yours and Hawks’ relationship! How do you two comfort each other? Do you help him with taking care of his feathers? 💕

^^ repurposed an old sketch of us and I'm DYINGG LMAO

-> When it comes to needing comfort I think it depends on the severity of the situation. I think we both usually need some space initially but we're also REALLY bad about STAYING distant LOL. The constant text check ups every 2 hours with "Are you okay" "yes" "can I come over" "no"; it's the routine. It's normal for Keigo to disappear for a few days (and sometimes I do too!) but I don't really mind and I don't question it. I trust that when he wants to come to me he will ^_^

I think he tends to comfort me by trying to make me smile (mostly by trying to annoy me or be playful in the stupidest ways possible) and ALWAYS picks up my favorite takeout food. The way to my heart is through my stomach, 100%. I think he likes to be comforted in ways that help him distract himself from his horribly busy life, so I tend to treat him to a bougie self care night in where he does not have to lift a single finger 😤 I give him a 15 step facial (😏), some good body rubs (I'm a trained masseuse like. Literally) and end the night with a good cuddle sesh where we fall asleep at 7 pm 👍🏼 HAHA

-> and YESSSS I do help him preen 🥹 I'm an expert at it. I like to imagine in bnha there's all sorts of products for feathered people and Keigo has the wealth to be able to buy the most BOUGIEEE products. Like silk on your hands.. I imagine his feathers have a different texture to real feathers (don't even get me started on this bc I will type entire novels about this) so maybe he has to get special care products. Either way, YES. His feathers have to be preened (realistically) every time he showers, so we spend a lot of time doing it together to cut down on time. ^_^

[esmerxyaugusta]

someonee plsss dm meeee abt lovely runner i just watched all of the released eps and im not okay, like im having a mental breakdown, like did when i watched to my star..... like help meee, im not okayyy, im dyingg dhsjbjdbdf gjb, pls someone talk abt lovely runner with me, you have no idea how much im dying dsjhgbsjnhjef AHAHAHHA help me bfdjgbsjdb

also..

I KNEW THAT THE SHOW ONLY AIRED THIS YR BUT I THOUGHT ALL THE EPS WERE OUT THATS WHY I WATCHED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT NOOOOO THERES STILL 2 EPS LEFT IM NOT OKAY HURRY UP AND RELASE THEM PLS PLS PLS IM DYING AHAHAHAHH

ahahahahah help help help im gonna die without the last 2 eps mfnidsbfdfbjsdbjsbefhsbfjhsbfjhsfhdbf

[chicspo]

do you have any tips on dealing with your period?:( im on mine and im dyingg

it's the worst but it will be over soon <3 try to stay in and dont do anything out of the norm or too stressful. for bad cramps use a heating pad if u have one or just put on an extra sweater or take a warm shower. drink LOTS of water it helps with dizziness