#DUDE THIS IS LITERALLY KILLING ME LIKE

[baekhyuns-purple-buttplug]

Lets get this straight yall

AINT NONE OF YALL TOLD ME THAT THIS EPISODE WOULD START WITH SEX. I FUCKING OPENED IT DURING MICROBIOLOGY LAB LEADING TO ME CHOKING AND ALMOST INHALING THE FUCKING BACTERIA I WAS STAINING. SMHH The struggles I go through to be happy and do medicine

ANWAYS THIS SHI WAS ALL I WAS THINKING WHILE DRIVING MY BIKE BACK HOME

THE AGGRESIVENESS

THS PUSHHHH??????

JACK LIKES EM FIESTY AS FUCKK

ANYMORE TIME AND DUDE WOULDVE TORN HIS PANTS THROUGH

THE HAND ON HIS NECK?? THE WORDS??? THE FUCKING SMUG SMILE

JOKE SWEATING ALREADYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ThE AGGRESSIVE ASS PINNING

THIS? LIKE HELLO???

THAT SMILE OH MAN

THE FUCKING LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST FUCKITY FUCK

THE ROLLING AROUND....... BROTHER LIKE THIS FR IS MAKIN ME TWEAK. ALSO JACK'S EXPRESSION HE'S READY

THE FOREHEADS CONNECTING LIKE THIS SHI AINT A ONE NIGHT STAND ITS SERIOUS, ITS MEANINGFUL AND LOVINGGGG

THIS TIME LET ME DO IT..........................THEYRE SWITCHES>????? WTFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRO HAS BEEN PREPPING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR 5 YEARS LMFAOAOAO LIKE LOOK AT HIMMMM

AT LAST THIS YAOI ASSS MOMENT WHICH I FUCKING LOVE

NGL JOKE PULLED SOME MOVES HERE THAT IM FOR SURE GON TRY ON MY GF LMFAOAOAO U CAN TELL THAT WAR GETS A LoT OF BITCHES LIKE I WAS LITERALLY JOTTING NOTES DOWN AT THE END 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby and Into the pit Oswald have similar “friends”..

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[doctorsiren]

Meet the people of Woodward Ranch! To most West Virginians, the place is just a normal animal sanctuary, but to those in the know, it’s a cryptid conservation ranch :)

Wyatt Woodward is the grandson of the man who used to own the ranch (I haven’t figured out that guy yet so…). His grandfather passed and left the ranch to Wyatt in his will, despite Wyatt only having met the man once or twice when he was little. Now he’s tasked with running the place, as well as grappling with the reality that monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural are very very much real

Lucy Lovejoy is a farmhand / wrangler on the ranch. She grew up living there and is miffed that Wyatt was given ownership. She believes she’s entitled to it because she actually knows the place and Wyatt didn’t even believe in the supernatural until he came to the ranch

Dr. Herschel Finch is the ranch’s science boy (that’s probably not the official title) and he does his magic + science stuff to keep the ranch safe as well as be the resident cryptid expert. He’s very chaotic neutral and would probably kill someone…yknow…for science! Nobody really quite knows his history, despite him telling lots of strange backstories about his past.

Denny is a feral little orphan werewolf girl that lives on the ranch and has deemed it her home. She causes trouble for Wyatt because he’s easy to mess with, but she’s also the one (other than the Mothman) who sees him as family the fastest

The Mothman is one of the cryptids who regularly stays at the ranch. He was Wyatt’s grandfather’s favourite, and so Wyatt quickly becomes the new favourite of the Mothman. Just look at him 🥺 he’s so,,,🫶

Bonus:

Cryptoria is Finch’s ex-wife. Nobody on the ranch has actually met her, but Finch’s reasoning for why they got divorced was that “she was evil”. They question why he didn’t take that into account when marrying a literal demon, and also why that was the dealbreaker, seeing as he’s not one to be opposed to some evil from time to time, but he doesn’t elaborate. He does explain, however, that she tried to kill him. Despite that, he also actively laments the relationship, clearly missing his hot demon wife. Cryptoria divorced HIM because she found him annoying. They’re soooo toxic for each other. They’re the kind of exes that simultaneously hate each other but would totally make out again if they had the chance.

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: So- wait, what do we all need to do then? Do we just- do we just enjoy?

Roier: Uhh just um, just-

Maxo: Enjoy! Enjoy it!

Roier: Yes, enjoy, enjoy, because we are going to do, um-

Foolish: [looking at Vegetta] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy...

Vegetta: Foolish… *takes off his clothes* enjoy.

Foolish:

[yonch]

obligatory hand headcanons (handcanons if you will) for the isats

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode

[hyperblue]

enjoy those scribbles from a clone babies au fic that you're never going to see bc my ass is NOT finishing it

[doubledyke]

💅

[infizero]

i love everything they gave us with maria's character in shadow gens because not only has it made her a much more interesting character, but it's also strengthened how much she and sonic would for sure get along

shes brave and isnt afraid to speak her mind!! i loved her standing up to black doom, the fact that she had the courage to yell at him like that really shows her character. we can also see her standing up for shadow when abe calls him a monster in one of the cut dark beginnings scenes.

and tied in with that is that she finds the unknown and things others would probably find scary or offputting to be interesting!! her parents were worried about sending her to space but she just thought it was cool! and rather than being scared, she finds white space interesting!

and that alongside her talking about the aurora borealis in dark beginnings, and her dialogue about their teacher, we can tell that she also had that scientist-like curiosity and love for knowledge that the rest of her family has :) it makes you wonder what she would've ended up doing if she had gotten to grow up...

i just really like the further details we've gotten, as it honestly lines up with how i've liked to think about her for a while. she wasn't just a whispery sick little girl, she was smart and brave and fascinated by the unknown!!!

[moeblob]

I wrote an essay about this then deleted it.

[gnomewithalaptop]

Damn, I really thought I was about to make some crazy observation here and connect the dots that Hercules was the one who gave Cassie the costume she ends up using for her Titans of Tomorrow Evil Arc, but alas, DC in 2007 was simply not on my level

[bumblingbabooshka]

In 'vis a vis' Janeway doesn't mention B'Elanna in the list of people who're worried about Tom which implies that B'Elanna didn't report the fact that "Tom" grabbed her arm, called her a disappointment and broke up with her (as Janeway definitely would have mentioned it as evidence of him acting strange if she knew about it) which makes sense on several different fronts but also makes me scream and cry loud enough to break glass.

[suja-janee]

Being accused of “only drawing sareena to ship her with bi-han” is such a hilarious and audacious statement to me

…

Cause how are you gonna say that about me when

1. I’ve drawn her 3x more than I’ve ever drawn him (my procreate files are a MESS)

2. I’ve designed over 20 outfits for her (each outfit having its own lore and headcanons)

3. I actually ENJOY multi-shipping her (for context I only multiship sareena, I ONLY ship Bi-han with sareena though and have never really felt any need or interest to ship him with anyone else)

[thief-of-eggs]

It’s starting to feel like ‘write a timkon sickfic featuring sick! kon’ outside

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Just learnt ‘Findis’ is a combination of ‘Finwë’ and ‘Indis’—

they were that sort of sappy parent.