#DUDE I WOKE UP

[jils-things]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THEM AND ONLY THEM AAUUAUAUAHGSGRGSRH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I LOVE YOU FOREVER @beeholyshit LITERALLY EVERYONE LOOK AT HIS ART RIGHT NOW 🫵🫵🫵

[t4tails]

have you guys seen the mod of r/samandmax losing his shit over ppl drawing gay fanart and deciding to ban all sam and max shipping from the subreddit

[secretly-a-trekkie]

theyre scheming probably

[doctorsiren]

Day 15 of Sirentober / Doctober

Portal / Lost

Oh Stanley ☹️

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop

[azurechicken]

It is a good thing that the BG3 team is attentive and we get updates all the time, but where does it end? If they are going to continue changing stuff about the game per request, what will be there left of what they envisioned in the first place? Especially for character traits and dialogue, like making them kinder and more likeable, just because there were two more people asking for it and they happened to see it. I just don't want to see characters shift into generic ones just because of a need to respond to everyone's ideas

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 175

Talon -William Cobb, that was his name once, he remembers that much at least- stares down blankly at the small child who is clinging to its -his His HIS- pant leg, tiny claws digging into the cloth and gripping onto the armor. It he freezes, unsure as to how to react. With Hunts or Orders, the talon knew exactly what to do. Entertain. Kill. Simple. 

Talons were supposed to kill witnesses, he- IT knows this, especially as one of the oldest talons that belonged to the Court. Yet the talon hesitates, something stopping it from doing so. The child looks up at it, something oh so familiar about the motion, with blue-green eyes before burying their face against its- his?- leg. 

“'̵m̸ ̵c̴o̷l̵d̸…” the child-chick… spoke? Not-spoke. Something else, familiar-yet-not. But cold, he knew that. Cold was bad, it meant sleep, not rest but a deep frozen sleep that took time to awaken from. A dangerous thing. A thing not-talons didn’t wake up from. 

The chick -Hadn’t he had a child once, all that time ago- whined, bringing its-his attention back to them. Talon could wait to return to the Court for a few hours more- the task it had been given was already complete-and keep the Cold away from the tiny chick. Just for a little bit. 

[screechingkroh]

Macaque is a sucker for kisses. He acts like he isn't, but he is.

Sometimes, he'll set up these elaborate (and stupid) plans just to get a kiss. He'd purposely let MK get more hits in during training just to get a little smooch from you.

You tell him that he can just ask but he never does that. So you've learnt to just give him kisses whenever. And each time you get to see him melt.

Forehead kisses? He keens at the feeling and rubs his face against your neck after.

Cheek kisses? His cheeks are red and he's trying to suppress this stupid grin. He tries playing it off but you can see how he gets this lovey-dovey look whenever you shower him in kisses.

Lip kisses? Macaque has two types but you'll almost always get the sweet kind. The kind that makes you sigh or giggle into the kiss as he rests his hands on your waist. The kind that has him smiling softly and enjoying the fact that you're there.

He doesn't like making it known that he loves your kisses, but he does. He doesn't enjoy letting people have that dirt on him, but he's okay if it's you.

How often you've got him to do stuff just for a kiss is ridiculous. But it's okay. You're a sucker for kisses, too.

[paunchbunny]

idk about you guys but people being so viscerally fatphobic on social media is making me actively want to show off more of my fat body publicly. ive known for a while now that people who are outwardly fatphobic want you to hide your body because "it disgusts them" but why should I have to accomodate that? literally just don't look at me then idiot that's entirely a skill issue

why should I have to cover up when youre the one looking at a fat person just Existing in a space and your immediate response is outright anger? Like? Ur weird. You are a weird person for that you're a weirdo please go outside and interact with the world and understand that you cannot control what you can and can't see whether you like it or not.

Social media has literally melted the brains of what once were rational people and has people convinced that they should be allowed to filter everything they see outside like they can online. That's delusional and I don't want to accomodate those people in any degree especially bc there's NO SHOT those same people react that way to anyone outside their norm.

grabbing your skull and shaking it a little there is beauty in things you do not understand there is beauty in things that you are taught to hate

[the-home-of-innovation]

Gambler

[byfulcrums]

okay but it's kind of funny how optimus, when he realizes how fragile human life is, does his best to not step on anything, to not move too quickly, to not accidentally hit someone and kill them. he's more careful than he's ever had to be, making sure these tiny beings are protected. then there's starscream

[luc1ferian]

So I read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson and I

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

THIS IS PORN!!!!

[apollos-dam-lyre]

you know how the pjo show should introduce apollo? musical number. musical episode even.

[fluffypichu876]

dmc5 dante has the same idle-for-long animation as dmc4...

truly an old man. the way he tries to fight it before eventually falling asleep is very cute

alternatively, there's an slightly rarer animation where he just gets impatient with the player, sonic the hedgehog style. i discovered it today and laughed xD

[jerjja]

"THINK, ISOBEL! THINK!"

when your nigh-unkillable JK Simmons dad who is now evil as a surprise and therefore unrecognizable to you as the great man who raised you is yelling at you about how you need to help him conquer the world but you're like, half-dead