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holdmytesseract · 2 years ago

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Merry Christmas! °☆•

Loki Laufeyson x fem!Reader

Summary: It's Christmas Day - and Ella is more than excited to unwrap her presents...

Warnings: fluff, slight suggestive smut

Word Count: 2k

a/n: Merry Christmas, guys! 🎅🏼🎄 I've got a little surprise for y'all! 🎁💚

Thanks @fictive-sl0th for giving me some inspiration! ☺️💚

Tagging: @fictive-sl0th @lokisgoodgirl @simping-for-marvel @lulubelle814 @peaches1958 @lovingchoices14 @evelyn-kingsley @jennyggggrrr @acefeather2002 @vbecker10 @theaudacitytowrite @lady-rose-moon @aagn360 @mostclevermiss @linaax

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The pitter-patter of small, bare feet on the parquet floor echoed through the hallway, as the four-year-old (soon to be five-year-old) Ella literally stormed towards their parent's bedroom. The winter sun was barely up, had just risen over the sky of New York. Actually, it was way too early for the small girl to be up, but this day, well... This day was different. It was Christmas Day - and that meant it was time to unwrap presents.

Ella was about to just storm inside the room, when she remembered that her parents taught her to knock, before just storming inside a room, to respect the person's privacy - and of course to prevent Ella from walking in on… something. A kid should never experience that. So, the excited little girl stopped herself and lifted a hand to knock - rather loudly, rocking impatiently back and forth on her feet. A sleepy, soft and clearly disoriented 'Yes' sounded from within the room, giving Ella permission to step inside. She wasted no time, literally ripped the door open and ran inside. "Mommy, daddy! Wake up! It's Christmas Day! Time to unwrap presents!"

A soft groan left your lips, as you saw your overly excited daughter jumping up and down. One look out of the window told you that it was definitely way too early for this, but well... Ella was a sweet, excited child - like every other child on Christmas. While Loki buried his face deeper in his pillow with a groan as well, you rubbed your tired eyes and sat up. "Really? Is it already time, sweetie?" Ella nodded quickly. "Uh.Huh! Santa was already here!" You cocked your head to the side, quirking up an eyebrow. "Did you sneak inside the living room?" The little girl's cheeks turned into a soft red, as she started to knead her fingers nervously. "I just peeked around the corner, mommy! I swear!" You then shook your head, smiling. Little Ms. Mischief... Well... The apple never falls far from the tree. "Okay, okay, I'm coming, sweetie. Just give me a minute, okay?" Ella nodded once again, grinning like a Cheshire Cat, before she redirected her attention to her father - of course. "Daddy, you have to come too!" Another muffled groan left the God's lips; head buried still in his pillow. But then he turned around, raven curls a total mess. His oceanic blues met the enthusiastic frame of his mini-me - and Loki could tell just by the look in her eyes, that Ella was literally bursting with adrenaline, serotonin and of course sheer over excitement. "Norns, princess, did you even sleep tonight?" It was actually a very unnecessary question, since the God actually knew the answer already. Again, Ella blushed and shook her head. "Couldn't sleep, daddy... Was way too excited." Loki sighed, but smiled softly, "Thought so." and already knew, that Ella was going to be knocked out by the end of the day, sleeping like a baby.

Actually, the God planned on having a nice sleep in with you, enjoying this cosy morning, maybe even indulge you in a round of sweet love making, but Ella caused his plans to go haywire. He couldn't be upset with her though. Not when he saw the shining in her sweet eyes. The pure joy and happiness. Seeing his daughter happy, was all he needed. Besides you, of course. So, the God decided to give in to Ella's request. "Alright, princess. Let's unwrap presents." Loki said, getting up. "Yaaaaaaay!" An excited squeal left the girl's lips. With a snap of his finger, Loki was dressed in the ugly Christmas jumper you gifted him last year and a pair of grey sweatpants. One hand ruffled his luscious curls, while the other reached for his daughter's hand. "Come on, princess." All Ella was able to do, was giggling like mad, as she tightly grabbed her father's hand, who led her out of the bedroom. "I'll join you in a minute!" You shouted after them, before a big yawn escaped your lips. Yes, you thought. It was way too early. Still hearing your daughter's small giggles from down the hall, you stretched and stood up as well. Your eyes met the big window pane, saw how the big blanket of snow glimmered in the soft morning sun. You smiled. What a beautiful Christmas morning.

Slipping into your dressing gown, you left the bedroom as well, following your husband and daughter; walking straight to the living room, where the Christmas tree stood with all the presents underneath. Ella was already seated on the floor, first present in hands, while Loki sat on the sofa beside the tree, an amused smile on his lips. You walked over to sit beside your husband, watching your daughter excitedly rip open the first wrapped Christmas gift - on which her name stood.

It was not a very big present; yet you knew exactly what was inside it, because you wrapped it. It was your gift for Ella. Usually you and Loki bought her a gift together, but this year the God insisted to change tradition for once - and by the Norns, you didn't know why. Though, you supposed you were going to find out soon... "New crayons!" The little girl exclaimed suddenly, shining oceanic eyes meeting her father's identical ones, then your Y/E/C ones. You smiled and nodded, knowing that the crayons she had were on the brink of being unusable. "Do you like them, sweetheart?" She nodded. "Very much! From who are they?" Ella asked, handing you the wrapping paper. She was able to read her own name and a few single words, but not every name of the whole Avengers team. You smiled even brighter and told her to have a look for herself, promising her that she was able to read the name. Small eyebrows furrowed in concentration, as Ella tried to read the 'name'. "Ma... Ma- Ohh... Mama! It's from you?!" "Yes! Well done, baby!" Quickly, she threw the wrapping paper aside and jumped up to hug you, tiny raven curls bouncing wildly. "Thanks, mommy!" You engulfed her in a big hug, squeezing her tightly and pressing a kiss on top of her head. "You are very welcome." Loki just watched the scenes unfold in front of him with a smile. He would never get tired of seeing his little girl so excited and happy. The God would die to make sure Ella never ever stopped smiling in her whole life. It was his glorious purpose now. To look after his wife and daughter, make sure they are safe and sound - and happy.

Loki got pulled out of his thoughts by the bright voice of Ella announcing that his present was the next she had come across. "Daddy! I think this is your present!" Loki's eyes wandered to the small rectangular box in the little girl's hands, which was wrapped in shining green wrapping paper and a black bow on top. Yeah, there was almost no mistaking, that this was clearly a gift from the God of Mischief himself. So, Loki nodded. "It is. Go on, open it, princess. I'm excited to see if you like it." Well, now you were curious. You had absolutely no idea what he was going to give his daughter for Christmas. Excited giggles left the girl's lips, as she unpacked the present. But her giggles died immediately down, as soon as she opened the lid and saw what was laying inside the box. The little girl's eyes widened and a gasp left her small lips. She looked up to her father once again, who smiled brightly. "Daddy, is that...?" He nodded. "It is, princess." "Wow... Thank you, daddy!" "You're very welcome, princess." Now you really wanted to know what it was. To your luck, but also sheer horror, you didn't need to wait long. Ella reached inside the box - and retrieved a mini dagger??? Your jaw dropped in shock, taking another look. Just in case your sight had betrayed you. It hadn't. That was clearly a dagger. Your husband had just gifted your four-year-old daughter a weapon. Sure, the dagger was absolutely beautiful, with a silver blade and a black handle, clattered with tiny emeralds - and the cherry on top was the engraving 'Princess', but.... It was a dagger! Yes, it also was absolutely a Loki thing to do, but nevertheless... A dagger! "Babe..." You said, scooting closer to Loki, as you watched Ella still ogling the dagger. "Did you just gift our four-year-old a weapon?" You more or less hissed, clearly worried that she was going to accidentally slice herself up with it. Loki just chuckled, shaking his head. "My darling wife... You should know me better than that." He started, tugging a loose strand of Y/H/C behind your ear. He understood that you were worried, but he was Loki, wasn't he? "I enchanted the dagger. Ella is not able to hurt herself with it. And besides, I am going to tell her, that she is not allowed to play with it. She's only allowed to use it, when I'm teaching her how to use it." You clapped your mouth shut, somehow speechless at his words, as the realisation hit you. Of course, he would make sure of that. You were married to a God, who had magic abilities... The mischievous God had become a responsible father. Okay, he had always been. Since day one. How could you doubt that?

"Right... Of course, sure. I'm sorry, Lokes, I, uh... I didn't think of that. All I saw was a dagger in the hands of my baby..." Loki shook his head, giving you a loving smile, before he took your hands into his. "I know, my love, I know. Don't you worry. I understand." He was about to lean in to kiss you, when Ella's voice cut through the air once again. "Strawberry Pop-Tarts!" Both, yours and Loki's eyes snapped down to the squealing child, holding up a large box with the delicious, but very sugary candy. You and Loki didn't even have to ask or read from whom that gift was... Thor. Who else? It was his fault, that Ella discovered Pop-Tarts in the first place. After almost having a sugar shock, you and Loki prohibited her from eating too much of the candy.

"One at a time, Ella, okay?" You jumped immediately into action. Sweet, puppy dog eyes looked up at you. "Uh.Huh. I promise, mommy." "Good." She smiled and got on her feet, looking up at the ceiling. "Friday, is uncle Thor here?" The A.I responded immediately. "Mr. Odinson is in the gym, little Ms. Lokidottir." "Thanks, Fri!" Ella lowered her gaze to face you once again. "Mommy, daddy, can I go, say thank you to uncle Thor?" "Of course, sweetie." A sweet laugh escaped the little girl's lips, as she run out of the room and down the hall. Mere seconds later, the door to your apartment shut close.

A big sigh left your lips. "Why has your brother such a sweet tooth, huh?" The God sitting beside you shrugged his shoulder, a mischievous smile on his face. "Perhaps because he's extraordinarily greedy in general?" "Lokes!" "It's true, isn't it?" You rolled your eyes, but smiled and nudged your shoulder with his. "And you are not greedy?" "Oh, I absolutely am, but..." He started, moving his body around. "There's a difference, you know, my darling..." You arched your eyebrows. "A difference?" Loki nodded. "Well yes." "Between?" A seductive chuckle left his lips, as he flipped is leg over, caging you between the sofa and his body. "Between craving food-" He leaned closer; his luscious curls falling into his face. "And the sweet taste of you, my queen." Loki purred in your ear, causing goosebumps to spread all over your skin. "And I am positively craving you." You felt how your knees turned into jelly by only his words. Oh gods... Loki noticed your body's reaction of course immediately, causing another low chuckle to rumble through his chest. "Seems like your body is agreeing with me." He said, as he run his hands down your hips, causing you to buck into his touch. Within one snap of his fingers melted your dressing gown away, leaving you just in your panties and a sleep t-shirt underneath him. Loki reached for the hem of the unnecessary piece of clothing and pulled it over your head. His greedy eyes devoured you, as he licked his lips. "Christmas Day, indeed."

#the baby fever au #loki laufeyson x female reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki x reader #loki x y/n #loki x female reader #loki x you

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jazzpostsrandomthings · 10 months ago

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Journey Retold: The Three Grand Companies

<< Previous Entry

Woops! A full month has passed since I last wrote for this series, my bad. Was busy with exams (aced the last one yesterday) and witnessing my friend go through Shadowbringers for the first time. I have a lot more free time now so I can finally continue Journey Retold!

There will be a preamble of sorts next, feel free to skip around until you see a text written in purple.

One of my friends told me that I should shorten the names of the players when I am inserting their messages into these posts. His suggestion was to shorten "The player of the self-proclaimed Emo Catboy" to "Emo Catboy" for example and he has a point, but I am not going to. I wanted to switch to a format of "The player of [WoL Full Name]" actually, but I had to make a choice against it out of my respect for the privacy of my dear first friend I've made through the game upon their own request so I am not going to do the switch because otherwise they would stand out like a sore thumb.

Another reason why I don't want to shorten the names like this is that... I feel like it's important to point out that there is a real person behind each of these characters. I find it one of the coolest and most magical things about FFXIV and MMO genre as a whole, and for an extravert like me who only goes outside for studies it just holds a lot of weight. Not all interactions with these player characters and people behind them themselves might be pleasant, it's a double-edged sword all multiplayer games and social medias even have to deal with, but an overwhelming majority of these interactions have brought me joy and laughs and it all just feels more real than just interacting with someone over Discord DMs and such.

The issue of the player names being too long in these posts during the messaging segments is real so from now on I will shorten it to "TPo [simple character description]", like "TPo Emo Catboy" or "TPo stern Auri man". That should do it.

...

OK, where did we stop last time? Ah, right, Ifrit.

Pi had slayed a monstrocity from the deep depths of hell yaaaaaaay.

I picked the msq back up the next day, judging from the screenshots' date. The word of Pi's conquest over the Lord of Inferno had spread quickly, like a wildfire, and the officers of the three Grand Companies had arrived to the Waking Sands, wanting to have Ifrit's bane to themselves. I was hit with a choice between these three Grand Companies, i.e. Limsa Lominsa's Maelstrom, Gridania's Order of Twin Adders and Ul'dah's Immortal Flames. And I wanted to join Maelstrom right away because I like Merl-- I mean, I like Limsa and I am the most familiar with it, but I was open to seeing what can other two city-states offer and thus I had set for Ul'dah first.

Raubahn entered the scene, as well as a cute lalafell woman wearing a weird dress that honestly makes her look like a bowling pin when she stands, I am sorry. That lalafell, Nanamo Ul Namo, is the sultana of Ul'dah by the way and it was my first time seeing her.

Their combined speech was very strong, talking about their glory and wealth (both in monetary fortune as well as the spiritual) and how they laid low the VIIth Imperial Legion five years ago.

For Victory and Fortune, stride fearless into the inferno, for we are by fire reborn!

Some young and kinda familiar gentleman had something to say about that last line:

So that's how it happened. How soon history forgets.

The speech was met with a round of applause and cheering, and like I've said before, the speech itself was very strong, I actually started to think that maybe Flames can win me over. Then the twins (or rather one of them) decide to speak to me to explain some things that were kinda glossed over in the grand speech, mentioning the refugee problem and their relationship with Amalj'aa that keep summoning Ifrit and costing many soldiers' their lives.

Next up was Gridania. The speech was mainly presented by Kan-E but her brother and sister (and also another seedseer) were also present, even if they didn't say anything.

The Elder Seedseer's speech was about peace and harmony. She talked about uniting Eorzea to fight the Empire and to protect the place that have been their home for almost five centuries.

And together, let us heal the forest's wounds, that our progeny might live in harmony beneath these ancient boughs. For serenity, purity, and sanctity!

I liked the speech as well, but it wasn't as memorable and strong as Raubahn's and I felt like this would be the Grand Company Pi would most likely side with canonically since he is mostly pacifistic and he wishes for the fighting to stop so there could be peace. Alphinaud chimed in again, mentioning how Gridania has to deal with two beast tribes, Ixal and sylphs, and how all the fighting they do is in self-defense. He also mentioned that their lands have been hurt the most by the Calamity which only complicated things for them and soon their bickering with the beast tribes can turn into an all-out war which is why they might need more people to deal with it when the time comes.

Now, all that remained was Limsa Lominsa.

Merlwyb's speech was about freedom, how their nation was fighting for it for seven centuries since they came to La Noscea and how they would like to keep their freedom until their very last breath.

And with the guidance of the Navigator, this great vessel of ours shall ride the waves till sea swallows all!

Alphinaud spoke to Pi once more, mentioning that Lominsans have a lot of blood feuds betweens the factions that comprise the city-state, not to mention the two beast tribes, kobold and Sahagin that both want to take the place for themselves and are planning on summoning their respective Primals to help them with that. All that made them quite an easy target for Garleans which is why they would be needing more men soon, "drenching the Maelstrom standard a deeper shade of crimson ere long".

Freedom is also something that Pi as a character have been craving for because of his passion for travel and exploring, but he wasn't the person to kill somebody for it... but I didn't want to disappoint Merlwyb so I ended up choosing Maelstrom in the end. Sorry Kan-E and Raubahn ;w;

Next up we see Alphinaud and his twin sister Alisaie talk about the speeches between themselves. The sister says how those remembrance ceremonies (because yes, these speeches were dedicated for those celebrations) didn't talk much about the Calamity and were mostly about "standart-waving rallies" while the brother remarks how they didn't even mention the Warriors of Light, as if they chose to omit their deeds in saving their realm in order to move on from the Calamity. Alisaie did not agree that was a right choice.

She couldn't stand it all and chose to find a different way "to cute ails of this world", the twins going their own separate ways. For now, at least.

And then it was the time to get my chocobo.

Say hello to Eorzean Axl by the name of Gingerhead. I made him into Pi's horsebird lol.

Then I did the next msq quest which was Sylph Management which allowed me to unlock Summoner and Scholar. I went on to do... Summoner one before continuing the main story.

"Huh? But didn't you choose Arcanist to then unlock a Healer job?" Yes, I did, but I realized that I actually have a Healer anxiety and that I probably won't play as a Healer much anyway, plus beating MSQ as a Healer will be pain so YUP, I chose violence.

First chain of SMN quests was OK. Kinda cool, but not memorable. Even thought our quest companion was Y'shtola's sister.

And to conclude this entry, have this hilarious screenshot.

We will be dealing with sylphs next.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ff14 #lalafell #ffxiv wol #ffxiv journal #journey retold

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cartoonrival · 6 months ago

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Giving you. Pass to rant about any secondary/background character in bmha. Any adults in the cast you like?

YAAAAAAAY i really like twice. hes my fave in the league after toga bc i think hes a silly cutie and also because the narrative position he serves as like the heart and soul of the league is really powerful. cuz at its core, esp once you start seeing how much the ppl in the league care about each other (reactions to magne's death for example) while its obviously a criminal organization it serves simultaneously as a support group for the people most pushed to the fringes of society, particularly imperfect victims-- people who are ugly and disfigured, who responded to their trauma with violence or with hate or seclusion, whose abilities are scary and dangerous and instead of hiding them away to appease polite society they turned over to them completely in an attempt to feel like they were living.

twice is part of the league because his quirk drove him mad-- there isn't support for freaks like him who aren't even sure who they are, who've gone through something as violent and harrowing as he has at the hands of their own quirk. he mentions joining the league for community with people like him. people suffering only get help if they're the right type of victim-- this is the clear line drawn between eri and toga, for example. eri reacted to her abuse with fear, but toga reacted with indulgence in what she didn't have a choice in.

he adds a very interesting dynamic to the league imo. it'd be really easy for the face of misdirected hatred resulting in violence and crime to be someone young and cute like toga for example, but instead the person who is shown to pull the league together, whose death sends everyone into a frenzy and further solidifies the "never going back" rift between them and hawks, is a middle aged smoker who dresses like a shitty marvel superhero and feels like he's losing his mind if he doesn't have his mask on.

for hawks to meet twice, to spend time with him and the rest of the league (im assuming you arent familar w bnha idk if ive been explaining this whole time like you are. i think i was sorry. hawks is a hero infiltrating the league as a spy), and to come out of that with zero change in heart, is horrifying to everyone who loved twice. because they did! they loved him! his reconnecting with his own sense of self, out of love for his team, is what saved them during the arc with the meta liberation army.

idkkkkkk i like twice a lot i think hes just a really fun character to have on screen and his banter with the league who thinks hes annoying but also really cares about him is sooo fun to watch and the narrative role he plays is vital to my understanding of the story and i think its really unique that He was the one this role was given to. toga has her sympathetic moments (DUH) but like. twice is the leagues dead girl

#asks157 #bmha #bnha #bubaigawara jin #<- ill maintag it . sure

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sevicia · 8 months ago

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Didn't go to class today cause I saw an email my teacher sent us (literally as I was about to get dressed HEHE) about only having to do one (1) exercise and attendance not running today due to him having to be (very) late cause smth came up. It was supposed to be in pairs but I'm not even bothering with that cause I'd need to BE there, which would be an enormous waste of time. The exercise took me less than 30 mins while getting to uni takes like 50 min to 1 hr. If I went there I'd have spent 40 mins MAX with the added 10 being spent looking for a partner + talking to them, and about 2 hrs going to and from. I sent the file around 8 AM. It's an 8.30 AM class. I have no other classes today so I get 2 stay home YAAAAAAAY:3333

#diary #like it'd also be hard to find a partner cause I did it in Python which is like; the GOAL of the class. So most of my classmates don't use #*don't use it yet #that's cause this class is just like the most basic of basics and I already took a coding class at the school I dropped out of LOL #I really should've gone thru the process of validating (?) the classes I took there =_= ..............................#if I did I would be taking literally a single class this semester. grrrrrrrrrrr I will go back in time and strangle myself...............

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mrsbsmooth · 1 year ago

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Scripts - S6 - Episode 13 (2 of 2)

Treasure hunt, date announcement

LITEXT: Time to find them in a treasure hunt! {0}BombshellGold {1}JollyRogering

BELLA_SURPRISED: Elliot and Chloe!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Yaaaaaaay!

PLAYER_HAPPY: New recruits are incoming!

GRACE_SURPRISED: This just gets spicier and spicier!

BELLA_FLIRTY: Do I smell a pirate theme?

{0}_HAPPY: Bring it on!

{0} glances at you, a hint of nervousness in his eye.

{0}_FLIRTY: New bombshells! That means more competition, {1}?

{0}_HAPPY: As if Bella wasn’t enough!

BELLA_ANGRY: Cut it out, {0}.

{0}_ANGRY: Doesn’t even concern you, {1}.

AMELIA_ANGRY: Guys, quit this tittle-tattle!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: We need to get newbie ready!

GRACE_HAPPY: Yes! Let’s get glammed up and ready to rock!

Everyone heads to the dressing room to get ready for the treasure hunt!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Game-time, ladies!

GRACE_HAPPY: Let’s find these bombshell treasures in style!

BELLA_FLIRTY: And wear something that will shiver some timber!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: What are you thinking of wearing for the treasure hunt, {0}?

AMELIA_FLIRTY: I bet there’s something special just for this occasion.

BELLA_FLIRTY: Wow!

GRACE_FLIRTY: It seems like <i>you’re</i> the treasure I’m looking for.

BELLA_FLIRTY: You can say that again.

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Yesss! Let that pirate booty bounce!

GRACE_FLIRTY: That’ll get the boys on full-maste!

PLAYER_IDLE: This is special enough.

GRACE_FLIRTY: You gotta put your best frock forward, {0}.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It’s not everyday you get to dress up as a sexy pirate!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: Another outfit might raise some sails, huh?

I’ll have a look

PLAYER_HAPPY: This booty will defo grab the new Islander’s attention.

BELLA_HAPPY: And everyone else’s!

This will do the job

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m sticking with what I had on.

AMELIA_IDLE: Fair.

Suddenly, {0} knocks on the dressing room door.

{0}_IDLE: Knock, knock.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Hey, {0}.

{0}_FLIRTY: You look stunning, {1}.

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: State the obvious, mate!

{0}_IDLE: Fancy a chat on the terrace?

Sure, let’s do it!

PLAYER_IDLE: Sure, let’s do it!

{0}_FLIRTY: Amazing. Let’s go.

{0} leads you to the terrace for a private chat.

No, I want to start the treasure hunt!

PLAYER_IDLE: No, I want to start the hunt.

{0}_SURPRISED: Oh, right!

{0}_SAD: Maybe some other time.

PLAYER_HAPPY: No time for chatting, we got treasure to find!

BELLA_HAPPY: Woohoo! Let’s go find that gold!

Everyone leaves the dressing room, ready and raring to start the game!

BELLA_HAPPY: Woohoo! Let’s go find that gold!

Everyone leaves the dressing room, raring to start the game!

As you enter the terrace, {0} hands you an iced coffee.

{0}_IDLE: I made this for you, {1}.

PLAYER_IDLE: Thanks.

You both take a seat; enjoying the breeze and the warmth of the sun.

{0}_IDLE: Just wanted to grab you for a quick chat.

PLAYER_IDLE: About what?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Well…

{0}_IDLE: These new Islanders are playing on my mind.

{0}_SAD: I just don’t want to compete for your attention all over again.

{0}_IDLE: I was so hyped about being a couple.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: And I feel like we’re in a really good place.

Reassure him!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: We are in a good place, {0}.

{0}_FLIRTY: I really like you, {1}.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: That’s good to hear. Me too.

{0}_SERIOUS: I know myself, I know how I feel about you.

ROBERTO_FLIRTY: Believe me, I never thought I’d find someone like you in the villa.

ROBERTO_FLIRTY: Especially not so quickly.

RYAN_FLIRTY: I’m just not ready to lose something this special.

LEWIE_FLIRTY: I just can’t lose you before we’ve got started.

JAMAL_IDLE: I don’t normally connect with girls like this.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I like hearing you say that.

Brush him off!

PLAYER_IDLE: Come on, {0}. This is the name of the game!

{0}_SAD: Right…

PLAYER_IDLE: Let’s just see what happens, shall we?

PLAYER_IDLE: As much as I appreciate the grand gesture…

PLAYER_IDLE: Who knows what will happen?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: It was only an iced coffee.

{0}_SAD: But message received, {1}.

Stay mysterious and keep him on his toes

PLAYER_IDLE: We never know what will happen, {0}!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Maybe someone will turn my head?

PLAYER_IDLE: Maybe they won’t…

PLAYER_FLIRTY: The rest is still unwritten.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Wait… I’m confused.

{0}_SERIOUS: Are you going to crack on with a newbie?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s wait and see, shall we?

{0}_IDLE: You’re really keeping me on my toes, aren’t you?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Damn right, I am.

Suddenly, you get a text!

LITEXT: {0} and {1}! The treasure hunt is about to begin! Head to the garden to start!

PLAYER_IDLE: Guess we should get down there.

{0}_IDLE: I guess so.

{0}_FLIRTY: But just so y’know…

{0}_FLIRTY: I don’t need to go looking for any treasure.

{0}_FLIRTY: You’re the treasure I’m looking for.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Is that right?

{0}_HAPPY: Damn straight!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s go find some more treasure, then!

{0} looks at you and smiles.

{0}_IDLE: And you’re right, let’s just see what happens.

{0}_HAPPY: And you’re right, who knows what the future will bring.

{0}_IDLE: Let’s stay in the moment.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Works for me.

You and {0} both head down to begin the treasure hunt.

Everyone gathers in the garden, itching to uncover the new bombshells!

BELLA_HAPPY: Here we goooo!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Show us the booty!

You get another text!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: I got a text!

LITEXT: Islanders! Before you can get your mitts on the treasure, you must first solve a riddle. {0}RiddleMeThis {1}LoveHunt

*Skip the riddle; meet the newbies alone!

You sprint off to meet the new Islanders before anyone else!

Answer the riddle!

PLAYER_IDLE: Let’s go! Where’s the riddle!?

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: What do we do…?

You notice a pirate note lying in the grass.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Wait! I see something.

OZZY_HAPPY: Good optics, {0}.

You hurry over to the note and pick it up!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: It’s a riddle!

{0}_FLIRTY: Ohhh yeahhhh, baby!

ROBERTO_HAPPY: Read it out, {0}!

You unwrap the pirate note and begin to read…

PLAYER_IDLE: Islanders, look for the seat that you push with your feet!

You think for a moment. What do you think it could be?

The swing seat!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Guys! It’s totally the swing seat!

{0}_IDLE: She’s definitely right.

BELLA_HAPPY: Let’s gooooo…!

Everyone heads to the swing seat to check.

Bean bags!

PLAYER_IDLE: I think it’s the beanbags…

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Woah there, {0}!

AMELIA_SERIOUS: It’s definitely the swing seat!

OZZY_IDLE: I think Amelia might be right.

Everyone heads to the swing seat to see!

As you approach the challenge stage, you spy two treasure chests waiting just for you!

Just then, you get a text!

LITEXT: Welcome, {0}. Get ready to plunder these treasure chests and take the gold for yourself… {1}MeHearties {2}YoHoHo

You approach the first chest and begin to open it…

Suddenly, the lid opens to reveal a hunky man!

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Hi there!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Oh my days!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Guess you’ve found the treasure, then!

PLAYER_HAPPY: I guess I have!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: The name’s Elliot.

PLAYER_IDLE: What brings you to Love Island, Elliot?

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m looking for love like everyone else.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: …And maybe to top up my tan.

PLAYER_HAPPY: You’ve come to the right place.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Here’s hoping.

PLAYER_IDLE: What do you do?

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m a videogame streamer…

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Nothing special.

PLAYER_IDLE: So you play games professionally?!

ELLIOT_IDLE: Sort of.

Suddenly, the second treasure chest starts to shake!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Maybe we should open that?

PLAYER_IDLE: Let’s do it.

You open the second chest and a female figure pirouettes out!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Hey!

CHLOE_EMBARRASSED: Sorry, I couldn’t wait to get out of there!

CHLOE_HAPPY: I’m Chloe.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I’m single and oh so ready to mingle.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Welcome, Chloe!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m so down to get started.

CHLOE_IDLE: Me too.

Elliot and Chloe look at you and smile.

Flirt with Elliot

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Elliot, I think you’ll go down well here.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: We’re in need of a guy like you…

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: You mean a guy who got all A*s in his GCSEs?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Exactly!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: That’s cool, Elliot.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Looks like you’ve got beauty AND brains.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Well, I may have a brain…

ELLIOT_HAPPY: But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Oh, so modest…

Flirt with Chloe

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Chloe…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Yeah?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You’re a pocket rocket.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Why, thanks!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You’re not so bad yourself.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I can already tell we’re going to have fun together.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I think you could be right.

Bad mouth the other Islanders

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m glad I got you guys alone.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Why’s that?

PLAYER_SERIOUS: The other Islanders are just non-stop drama at the moment.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Oooh! Gossip!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: It’s nice to have a break from them.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: So you’re saying you’re the crème de la crème?

PLAYER_HAPPY: I’ll let you decide that for yourself.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I can believe that.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Hang around with me if you want the vibes!

Give newbies a friendly welcome

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m so excited to have you guys here!

CHLOE_HAPPY: We’re excited to be here!

PLAYER_IDLE: We were really in need of some fresh newbies.

PLAYER_HAPPY: You guys are going to have the best summer!

ELLIOT_IDLE: That’s the plan.

PLAYER_IDLE: Alright then, time for the million dollar question!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Go on...

PLAYER_FLIRTY: What are your biggest turns on?

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Great question.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m into anything to do with ears.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Any light kisses, sucking, nibbling. That sort of thing.

PLAYER_IDLE: Interesting.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I’ll try to remember that one.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Please do.

PLAYER_IDLE: How about you Chloe?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I love someone who bites their lip.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Gives me flutters just thinking about it!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I’ll try to remember that.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You better, girl.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Anything else you want to know about us now it’s just us?

ELLIOT_IDLE: Yeah, ask away, {0}.

Have you ever dated anyone famous?

PLAYER_IDLE: Have either of you ever dated anyone famous?

CHLOE_HAPPY: I actually have!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Me too.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Both of you!

PLAYER_IDLE: Care to elaborate?

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Maybe some other time…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I don’t kiss ‘n’ tell, I’m afraid.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Me neither.

What were you both like as kids?

PLAYER_IDLE: What were you like as kids?

CHLOE_HAPPY: Well, I was at ballet school for most of my childhood.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I got pirouetting pretty young.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Me too, actually.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Well, not pirouetting.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: But I started my first streaming company when I was 15.

PLAYER_HAPPY: 15? That’s impressive.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Thanks.

Are either of you gym bunnies?

PLAYER_IDLE: Are either of you gym bunnies?

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: No way…

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Don’t get me wrong, I keep fit and healthy!

ELLIOT_IDLE: But I prefer running in nature.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Gets me out of the house and away from my screens.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Well, I’m a big time gym bunny.

CHLOE_HAPPY: You’ve got to be when you’re a ballet dancer!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Hate to brag, but I can bench press 150 pounds.

PLAYER_IDLE: Very cool!

Just then, you hear crashing in the distance…

You see a treasure map on the swing seat!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: I see it!

OZZY_FLIRTY: Nice job, {0}.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Good job, Amelia!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Woop! Woop!

You open the map and see a ‘kiss’ marks the spot!

GRACE_FLIRTY: Ooooh, a lippy stain!

{0}_SURPRISED: X marks the spot!

{0}_HAPPY: State the obvious, mate.

PLAYER_IDLE: Let’s see where the kiss leads to…

{0}_FLIRTY: It leads right here, {1}.

BELLA_IDLE: No time for that, guys!

GRACE_HAPPY: Will you lovebirds take a morning off!

You crane your head and take a closer look at the map.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: It leads to the challenge stage!

BELLA_HAPPY: Let’s head there then!

AMELIA_HAPPY: Woohoo! Full speed ahead!

Everyone sets sail for the challenge stage, ready to meet the new Islanders…

As you approach the challenge stage, you spy two treasure chests waiting for you!

GRACE_SURPRISED: We found them!

{0}_HAPPY: Let’s shake this booty!

Just then, you get a text!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

LITEXT: Welcome, Islanders. Get ready to plunder these treasure chests and see what hot treasure is inside… {0}MeHearties {1}YoHoHo

GRACE_HAPPY: Let’s open it!

PLAYER_HAPPY: Are we ready?!

You approach the first chest…

As you open it, a hunk of a man steps out!

ELLIOT_IDLE: Hi there!

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Omg! Omg! Omg! New boy alert!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: A new boy…

GRACE_SURPRISED: New boy, Ahoy!

BELLA_HAPPY: Hot boy, ahoy!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Guess you’ve found the treasure, then!

GRACE_FLIRTY: We have indeed. And we likey very much.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: The name’s Elliot, by the way.

PLAYER_HAPPY: What brings you to Love Island, Elliot?

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m looking for love like everyone else.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: …And maybe to top up my tan.

PLAYER_HAPPY: You’ve come to the right place.

GRACE_HAPPY: What is it that you do, Elliot?

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m a videogame streamer.

BELLA_HAPPY: Wow! That’s so cool!

GRACE_FLIRTY: So freaking cool.

ROBERTO_HAPPY: Looks like you don’t see much of the sun, my man!

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: We can’t all top up our tans on a budget airline, my man.

ROBERTO_SURPRISED: Whaaaaaa?

ROBERTO_HAPPY: At least I can fly a plane, seems the closest you’ve got to it is a simulator.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Can’t be so hard if ducks can do it.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Maybe you should duck out of the way and let me get to know the girls?

GRACE_HAPPY: Damn!

BELLA_HAPPY: You can stay, Elliot.

Elliot looks over to you and smiles.

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: Wait… Elliot, don’t I know you!?

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I don’t think so?!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’ve definitely seen you somewhere before!

Suddenly, the second treasure chest starts to shake!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Maybe we open that?

PLAYER_HAPPY: Good idea.

Elliot shoots you a mischievous grin.

As you open the chest, a stunning girl pirouettes out!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Hey!

CHLOE_EMBARRASSED: Sorry, I couldn’t wait to get out of there!

CHLOE_HAPPY: I’m Chloe.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I’m single and oh so ready to mingle.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Plus, I'm a prima ballerina.

Chloe does a ballet spin and lands perfectly, pouting as she does so.

All the boys look stunned by Chloe’s appearance.

{0}_SURPRISED: One word. Worldie.

{0}_FLIRTY: You’re a pocket rocket, Chloe.

OZZY_HAPPY: Hey, I’m Ozzy. Nice to meet you, Chloe.

ROBERTO_FLIRTY: Welcome.

{0}_HAPPY: What’s up, Chloe.

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: This prima ballerina is already popular with the boys!

BELLA_FLIRTY: And me… Hey there, Chloe…

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: Hope you don’t run rings around us!

CHLOE_HAPPY: Aww. Only if you get on my bad side.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Looks like the new Islanders have landed!

Grace giggles and shoots Elliot an up-down glance.

GRACE_FLIRTY: You’re actually proper fit, Elliot!

OZZY_EMBARRASSED: Alright, Grace.

GRACE_FLIRTY: Not intruding are we?

PLAYER_HAPPY: What took you so long?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Meet Elliot and Grace!

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Hey, hey.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: What’s up?

BELLA_HAPPY: Looks like we’ve got some new talent in the villa!

AMELIA_FLIRTY: You can say that again.

Amelia eyes Elliot, then she shrieks!

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Wait… Shut the actual front door!

ELLIOT_SURPRISED: Huh?

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: I’ve totally just realised who you are!

AMELIA_IDLE: You’re that game streamer, right?

Elliot laughs bashfully, then nods.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Yeah, I'm afraid that’s me.

AMELIA_IDLE: I knew I recognised you!

AMELIA_HAPPY: I follow you online!

PLAYER_IDLE: Hang on…

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Do you guys know each other?

AMELIA_EMBARRASSED: No, no, no…

AMELIA_HAPPY: Not personally!

AMELIA_IDLE: I just know Elliot’s work.

AMELIA_HAPPY: I’m a big fan!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Wait… Are you famous!?

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Not really.

AMELIA_HAPPY: You totally are!

ELLIOT_IDLE: In some circles, I guess.

AMELIA_HAPPY: Someone’s super modest!

PLAYER_HAPPY: And someone’s fan-girling!

Elliot looks bashfully at his feet, then shoots you a smile.

PLAYER_HAPPY: A gamer and ballerina in the villa.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Anyone fancy a dance off?

OZZY_HAPPY: That could be interesting!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: It takes two to tango!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I don’t think so, babe.

GRACE_FLIRTY: I’m his dancing partner here.

{0}_IDLE: Don’t you have to be super fit to be a prima ballerina, Chloe?

Chloe giggles and looks {0} up and down.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You don’t look so bad yourself, {0}.

Break up this flirting!

PLAYER_EMBARRASSED: Alright, guys, chill out with the flirts.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: We weren’t flirting, {1}.

CHLOE_EMBARRASSED: Oops! Am I stepping on toes already?

PLAYER_IDLE: Just watch where you put those ballet points, Chloe.

Act casual

PLAYER_IDLE: So, if you’re a ballet dancer, shouldn’t you be training?

BELLA_FLIRTY: Even ballerinas need holidays!

Out-flirt Chloe

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You can look, but don’t touch.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: He’s a real handful this one. Too much for you I bet.

{0} bites his lip at you, enjoying the attention you’re giving him.

Suddenly, you get a text!

PLAYER_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

LITEXT: Islanders, now you’ve met your new recruits. It’s time to get to know them in a quiz! {0}Bombshell {1}IceBreaker

OZZY_HAPPY: Love me a quiz.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s do this!

As the quiz gets going, the Islanders pick out questions from a lucky-dip!

{0}_HAPPY: Me first!

{0} places his hand in the lucky-dip and pulls out a question.

{0}_IDLE: Which of these newbies started their own business when they were 15?

GRACE_IDLE: Hmmmmm…

Elliot

PLAYER_IDLE: Elliot!

ELLIOT_IDLE: You’re a good listener, {0}.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: That’s right!

ELLIOT_IDLE: Started my streaming company then.

{0}_SURPRISED: When you were 15?

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Yeah.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I just started putting out vids and people really responded to them.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: I tried to be myself, maybe sprinkle a few jokes here and there.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: It all happened very quickly!

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I was still at school then!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I definitely bit off more than I could chew.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Good learning curve, though.

{0}_HAPPY: That’s impressive, dude.

Chloe

PLAYER_IDLE: Chloe?

CHLOE_HAPPY: Heck no! I was busy in ballet school!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: That would’ve been me…

ELLIOT_IDLE: I already told {0} and Chloe about this.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: {0} must have forgotten already!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I started my streaming company then.

{0}_SURPRISED: When you were 15?

ELLIOT_IDLE: Yeah. Weird to think I was that young.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I was just making videos, I put them out, and things took off.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I was still at school then!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I definitely bit off more than I could chew.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It paid off, though!

{0}_SERIOUS: That’s really impressive, dude.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Thanks, guys!

Both

PLAYER_IDLE: Both of you?

CHLOE_EMBARRASSED: Heck no! I was busy in ballet school!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I already told {0} and Chloe about this.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: {0} must have forgotten already!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: It was me.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I started my streaming company then.

{0}_SURPRISED: When you were 15?

ELLIOT_IDLE: Yeah. Weird to think I was that young.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: I was basically still in nappies then!

OZZY_EMBARRASSED: At 15?

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Exaggeration. But still.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I just started dropping vids and people really responded to them.

ELLIOT_IDLE: But yeah, I was super young.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Definitely bit off more than I could chew.

AMELIA_HAPPY: It paid off, though!

{0}_SERIOUS: That’s impressive, dude.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Thanks, guys!

It’s your turn to pick a question!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s see what we’ve got…

You pick a card and read your question out loud…

PLAYER_IDLE: Which new Islander can bench press 150 pounds?

I know the answer!

PLAYER_IDLE: I think I know this one!

PLAYER_HAPPY: It’s…

Elliot

PLAYER_IDLE: Elliot?

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I’m flattered…

ELLIOT_IDLE: But that’s not me.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: That’s me, {0}.

CHLOE_HAPPY: I already told you, {0}. You must have forgotten already!

{0}_SURPRISED: That’s seriously impressive.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: What can I say, I’ve got a ballerina body!

CHLOE_HAPPY: Gotta be strong and supple to land those moves.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You look like you could do some serious bench presses yourself, {0}.

{0}_HAPPY: Thanks.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Are you a gym bunny too?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I wouldn’t say bunny.

{0}_HAPPY: But yeah, I like the gym.

{0}_HAPPY: It’s all about beating those personal targets, right?

CHLOE_HAPPY: Trust me, I completely get that!

OZZY_IDLE: Well, I could bench press {0} under the table.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I’d like to see that.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Ok, let’s all calm down.

Chloe

PLAYER_IDLE: It’s Chloe!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You’re right!

CHLOE_HAPPY: I already told {0} about this. She’s got a good memory!

{0}_FLIRTY: Fit!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: As in… physically fit…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: What can I say, I’ve got a ballerina body!

CHLOE_HAPPY: Gotta be strong and supple to land those moves.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You look like you could do some serious bench presses yourself, {0}.

{0}_HAPPY: Thanks.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Are you a gym bunny too?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I wouldn’t say bunny.

{0}_HAPPY: But yeah, I like the gym.

{0}_HAPPY: It’s all about beating those personal targets, right?

CHLOE_HAPPY: I completely get that!

OZZY_IDLE: I reckon I could bench press {0} under the table.

{0}_IDLE: Is that a challenge, Ozzy?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Oooohh. I’d like to see that.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Ok, let’s all calm down.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Looks like you’re in great shape too, {0}.

PLAYER_HAPPY: I like to think so!

Both!

PLAYER_IDLE: I’m gonna say… Both!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I’m flattered…

ELLIOT_IDLE: But that’s not me.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Not a fan of being cooped up in an airless gym.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I prefer to go for runs in nature.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Sometimes even rock climbing, if I’m lucky.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I can bench press 150 pounds, {0}.

CHLOE_HAPPY: I already told you, {0}. You must have forgotten!

{0}_SURPRISED: Fit…

{0}_EMBARRASSED: As in, physically fit…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: What can I say, I’ve got a ballerina body!

CHLOE_HAPPY: Gotta be strong and supple to land those moves.

{0}_IDLE: That’s seriously impressive, Chloe.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Are you a gym bunny too?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I wouldn’t say bunny.

{0}_HAPPY: But yeah, I like the gym.

{0}_HAPPY: It’s all about beating those personal targets, right?

CHLOE_HAPPY: I completely get that!

OZZY_IDLE: Oh, please. I could bench press {0} under the table.

{0}_IDLE: Is that a challenge, Ozzy?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Oooh. I’d like to see that.

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: Alright boys, that’s enough beating of chests.

BELLA_FLIRTY: Treasure chests!

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: Sorry, bad joke…

Leave it for the others

PLAYER_IDLE: C’mon guys, what do you think?

{0}_IDLE: Hmmmm…

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Elliot?

{0}_IDLE: I agree.

{0}_HAPPY: I’m spying some muscles there!

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m flattered.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: But no.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: I’m certainly not a gym bro…

PLAYER_HAPPY: Chloe’s the bench press queen!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: That’ll be me, boys!

{0}_FLIRTY: Fit…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: What can I say, I’ve got a ballerina body!

CHLOE_HAPPY: Gotta be strong and supple to land those moves.

{0}_IDLE: That’s impressive, Chloe.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You look like you could do some serious bench presses yourself, {0}.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Are you a gym bunny too?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I wouldn’t say bunny.

{0}_HAPPY: But yeah, I like the gym.

{0}_HAPPY: It’s all about beating those personal targets, right?

CHLOE_HAPPY: I completely get that!

OZZY_IDLE: Oh, please. I could bench press {0} under the table.

{0}_IDLE: Is that a challenge, Ozzy?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Sounds hot!

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: Alright boys, that’s enough beating of chests.

BELLA_IDLE: Let’s all try to calm down.

BELLA_HAPPY: It’s my turn to ask a question!

Bella dunks her hand in the lucky dip and pulls out a question.

BELLA_SURPRISED: Oooohhh…

BELLA_FLIRTY: This Islander has a thing for food during sex!

Before you can say anything, Grace swoops in.

GRACE_EMBARRASSED: Chloe?

CHLOE_HAPPY: Correct.

{0}_FLIRTY: I think I’m in love…

OZZY_IDLE: That’s hot…

GRACE_SURPRISED: Ozzy!

OZZY_EMBARRASSED: I mean… Was it… hot?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Yeah, it was hot chocolate sauce.

OZZY_IDLE: Good to know.

{0}_FLIRTY: I love me a bit of hot chocolate sauce.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Who doesn’t love hot… chocolate… sauce…

{0}_IDLE: Are you alright, {1}?

{0}_FLIRTY: Never better.

BELLA_IDLE: Ok you group of randy boys. Next question, please.

GRACE_SERIOUS: Yeah, next question, quickly.

Grace drops her hand in the lucky dip and pulls out a question.

GRACE_FLIRTY: Which new Islander has kissed a celebrity?

Elliot

PLAYER_IDLE: Elliot?

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Correct.

CHLOE_IDLE: Although, we told you we both dated celebs.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Must have slipped your mind, {0}.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Me and Elliot already have something in common!

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Both of you?!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: I used to date someone who was famous.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Who!?

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Maybe I’ll tell you all some other time…

CHLOE_HAPPY: Ditto.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t kiss and tell.

Chloe

PLAYER_IDLE: Chloe?

CHLOE_HAPPY: Correct!

ELLIOT_IDLE: Although, we told you we both dated celebs.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Must have slipped your mind, {0}.

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: I mean, obviously Chloe has kissed a celeb, look at her.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Me too.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Both of you have kissed a celeb?

ELLIOT_IDLE: I used to date someone who was famous.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: Omg. Who!?

GRACE_SURPRISED: Who? What? When? How?

ELLIOT_HAPPY: My lips are sealed.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Ditto.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I don’t kiss and tell.

Both

PLAYER_IDLE: Both of you?

PLAYER_IDLE: I know you both dated celebs, so you must have kissed them too!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Good memory, {0}.

CHLOE_HAPPY: Yeah!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I kissed a celeb!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Snap!

GRACE_SURPRISED: Who? What? When?

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: You’ll have to try harder than that.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Yeah, I don’t kiss and tell.

{0}_IDLE: On that note, Chloe…

{0}_FLIRTY: If you could kiss someone here. Who would it be?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Let me see…

Chloe bites her lip and cheekily scans the other Islanders.

CHLOE_IDLE: If I was choosing one of the girls…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: It would have to be {0}.

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Oh would it now?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: It sure would. You’re gorgeous.

Chloe smiles at you.

BELLA_FLIRTY: Good choice.

BELLA_HAPPY: But you’ve got some competition!

CHLOE_IDLE: And if I had to choose one of the boys…

CHLOE_FLIRTY: It would definitely be {0}...

PLAYER_SURPRISED: Really?

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Damn it.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: {0} is definitely a bit of me.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I am?

Chloe nods at {0}. He looks over to you and shuffles awkwardly.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: How about you, {0}? What’s your type on paper?

{0}_IDLE: Well…

{0} is left tongue-tied as he looks at Chloe.

{0}_HAPPY: I think he’s looking right at her!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Aww… Cute…!

Chloe shoots {0} a flirty grin.

Suddenly, Elliot’s phone pings!

ELLIOT_SURPRISED: I got a text!

LITEXT: Elliot, today you will be going on a romantic beach date. It’s time to pick one lucky lady. {0}LovesABeach {1}SummerWine

ELLIOT_HAPPY: Sound’s good to me.

Elliot looks round, then his eyes stop at you.

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: I’d like to take you, {0}.

Blow him a kiss!

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Can’t wait.

You flirtatiously blow Elliot a kiss!

{0} looks down at the ground.

Bella shuffles awkwardly.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Let’s do it, Elliot.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I’m so excited to get to know you!

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: This is going to be fun.

Tell him he’s got big shoes to fill

PLAYER_SERIOUS: You’ve got some big shoes to fill, Elliot.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: That’s ok.

ELLIOT_IDLE: I’m quietly confident.

Act casual

PLAYER_IDLE: Thanks, Elliot.

PLAYER_IDLE: It’ll be good to get to know you better.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Exactly.

ELLIOT_HAPPY: I’m confident we’ll have some fun.

Suddenly, Chloe receives a text!

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Well, well, well. I got a text too!

LITEXT: Chloe, you’re also off on a romantic beach date. Please choose an Islander to take {0}LastButNotLeast {1}GetThatFlirtOn

Chloe shoots {0} a flirty smile.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: I’ll be taking {0}.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Damn, {1}. You’re one lucky dude.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Proper jel, mate.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: {0}, let’s date!

*Kiss {0} to warn Chloe off!

PLAYER_IDLE: But first…

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Come here, {0}.

You bury yourself in {0}’s arms and give him a sexy kiss to remember.

You run your hands through {0}’s hair as he kisses you back.

Little shivers of pleasure rush through you as you draw away from each other.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: Have a good date, {0}.

{0}_FLIRTY: I won’t be forgetting that anytime soon.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: You better not, babe.

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: You can say that again.

CHLOE_SERIOUS: Me neither, {0} isn’t playing!

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: Looks like I might be interrupting something.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Looks like I’ll have to bring my A Game!

Shoot Chloe evils

You shoot Chloe evils from where you’re standing.

PLAYER_ANGRY: Don’t get too excited, Chloe?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Why not?

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Something tells me we’re going to have some fun, {0}.

Wish them both luck

PLAYER_IDLE: Good luck, you two!

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Really, {1}?

PLAYER_FLIRTY: I hope you two have a great first date.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Thanks, {0}.

CHLOE_IDLE: Maybe there’ll be time for us to have a date too.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: If you’re lucky.

She playfully winks at you.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: There are so many vibes right now.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: I can’t keep up.

{0}_IDLE: You and me both, man.

BELLA_EMBARRASSED: You got that right.

The conversation is interrupted by another text ping!

{0}_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

LITEXT: {0} and Chloe, Elliot and {1}, please get ready for your beach date! {2}BabyGetSandy {3}BeachFlirt

CHLOE_FLIRTY: Let’s go, {0}!

ELLIOT_FLIRTY: Shall we, {0}?

PLAYER_HAPPY: Let’s do it!

GRACE_IDLE: Bye, guys!

BELLA_IDLE: Have fun.

BELLA_IDLE: Try not to forget about me.

{0}_HAPPY: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

{0}_HAPPY: Which isn’t a lot.

You and Elliot head back to the villa. Chloe and {0} walk together ahead.

ELLIOT_IDLE: Well, this certainly doesn’t feel awkward…

PLAYER_HAPPY: Welcome to the villa, Elliot.

ELLIOT_EMBARRASSED: I didn’t bank on having your partner watch my first date with you!

ELLIOT_HAPPY: But I’m ready for it!

You watch as Chloe and {0} stride off together ahead.

Chloe links arms with {0}, drawing him closer.

You can just overhear her whispering something in his ear.

CHLOE_FLIRTY: You’re the one I came in here for, {0}.

{0} looks at her and smiles…

NARRATOR: Phew! Well that’s enough drama for a five act play!

NARRATOR: Not only is this hunky gamer making a <i>play</i> for {0}…

NARRATOR: But ballerina Chloe is making moves for {0}’s man!

NARRATOR: Will he be swayed by the sugar-plum-fairy? Or will {0} become Elliot’s Player Two?

NARRATOR: Let’s see how it plays out next time on Love Island!

#litg scripts #litg spoilers

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