#pie-knight

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This idiot got amuleted because he forgot the power of friendship

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HATE THIS PLACE

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"*This blog seems to suck bad." no it doesn't. It has my friend in it :)

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Girl who is 7'2 and a mage hit ask

I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I SAW YOU RB IT ON THE HIKARI BLOG

MUST MY MISTAKES BE BROADCASTED TO THE WORLD

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Task: write fic

Details: write a fic of Eirika as a student in the officer's academy

Author: MEEEE :3

Problem: I love yuri

Result: take a wild guess as to what your friend who enjoys crossovers and crackshipping wrote

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crackship yuri?

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CURSE OF INTRO SCENE TO NINO AND ZEPHIEL FIC!!!! Tag Crab so he can see it btw. Also, in this fic then the scene at the beginning of chapter 26 when Nino and Jaffar go to kill Zephiel happens a bit differently and Nino ends up talking to him for a bit before she leaves. I'll also write that as a chapter later in the fic when it becomes more relevant.

And final little note, this takes place about 5 years after fe7, so Nino and Zephiel are both 19-20ish

In the high summer of Bern, Zephiel had ventured out into the wilderness with his sister and retainer. There were no others he wanted to spend such a fine day with, and so the three of them set out on a hike. They dressed in plain clothes and used false names, but soon found their true identities slipping out, for they were alone in the wilderness.

The mountain pass was by no means silent, for birds sang, a light breeze rustled the trees and dear little Guinevere would not stop laughing. Murdock had once said little girls start laughing when they turned five and would not stop until they were forty. The idea seemed absurd to Zephiel until he paid attention to just how much Guinevere would laugh.

With her smile bright as the sun, dashing between bushes and trees while Zephiel and Murdock watched, seemed so very right that day. The tension in the castle on the days where everyone was stuck inside due to the rain seemed so thick one could cut it. But the sun would always follow, and they could bask in it as they pleased and Zephiel could be away from his father.

The little princess in all her innocence did not understand much of what went on between her father and brother, but was just as eager as the latter to see the sun. She ran and jumped all about.

Even as he sat and she wandered further and further away, Zephiel could hear her giggling echo in the valley. It was nice. Murdock disappeared just beyond the treeline, for the young princess needed his protection more than the older (but still young) prince. Only a moment passed before the peace was disturbed and Guinevere shrieked.

The prince wasted no time taking his sword and running with all his might to see what had happened. Maybe a wolf attacked or bandits had followed them.

To his surprise, there was no terrible danger. Guinevere was perfectly safe, though she did cower behind Murdock.

"What ever is the matter?" asked the prince.

"A woman," Guinevere cried and she pointed ahead, "I don't know who she is, but she was there when I came."

Zephiel followed her finger and just as she said, a woman lay in the tall grass. He ran to her side and put his hand first to her neck, then her wrist. There was the rhythmic beating of her heart and he calmed and examined the rest of her for wounds.

There were scratches and small cuts, but nothing that would cause someone to fall unconscious. Most likely, she was exhausted or sick. Still, he could hardly bring himself to care when he saw the scar on her cheek. One long continuous line that ran from her left ear to her nose bridge.

No one else would pay it any mind, but Zephiel recognized it. Many people in Elibe had green hair and a soft face, but very few had the same scar as Nino Reed.

oo… looking inquisitively……..

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I somehow still get surprised seeing you dislike 3h characters. The reason why I like almost every single character in that game I'd because they've festered in my mind for years. You're only on playthrough 2, of course you're still unenlightened and hateful!!

sorry but unless it stops being funny (which is never) or dimitri suddenly becomes the best written character ever I will not stop dunking on him

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The Eirika x Mercedes fic

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8 gourds

a gourd so nice you see it octice :]

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BOOBS

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What if they made a girl

what if they made TWO girls……..

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You're the ourple guy enjoyer. Genuinely so tragic there's no love in your heart for Lorenz but hey at least you have enough sense to like Lute and Erk. You also like Lysithea right-

liking theri, lute, and erk have genuinely made purple a contender for new favorite color… red’s staying strong, for now.

and I play up the lorenz hate mostly for the bit, I do genuinely like him!

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I hate writing I don't want to do this to myself I don't want to write

you must persevere…. for the silly………….

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Kabru would play fire emblem but he'd be even weirder about it than Crab. He do damage calculations in his head. He can imagine how to play a map just by reading the fandom wiki page. His favorite characters are consistently Jagens and Jagen adjacents

disgusting. to the principal’s office with him

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Nothing bad happens to anyone in this fic :)

oh thank goodness! luckily you only ever tell me the truth so I have nothing to fear :D wait I just remembered what happened to ishmaire in sacred stones uh-