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Man fuck CoDZ and it's fans I hope they get exactly one more zombies map and Richtofen comes out as bisexual
#THIS IS A JOKE POST#DON'T TAKE THIS POST SERIOUSLY#call of duty#call of duty zombies#cod zombies#codz#edward richtofen#cod#this is referencing the “i hope komaeda marries a woman” tweet
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Kawaki Homophobia Moments
#I'm joking btw please#don't take this post seriously#we get a bit silly here#Mitsuki is gonna be like 'wow Kawaki that wasn't very sun-coded of you wtf man' LMAO#then Mitsuki just shrugs due to omnipotence & is like thats okay Kawaki I'm not upset I believe you 😫#I'm curious to see what the art team for the anime does with all of the designs#Mitsuki got the short end of the timeskip designs though I'm still salty about that; the writers hate this boy so much i swear 😫#mine#op#boruto two blue vortex#boruto spoilers#boruto manga#naruto#naruto spoilers#kawaki uzumaki#kawaki#mitsuki#boruto#boruto mitsuki#mitsuki boruto
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#Reno#reno of the turks#ff7edit#my gifs#FF7 & HP crossover#I'm really fixated on his nightstick#this is not an anti reti/anti tifa post#don't use this post to spread hate#don't take this post seriously#it's just a shitpost
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Yo, Marcus, who hates Connor Anderson and Markus Manfred, I found a solution for you!
All-in-one, rk1k edition
Markus and Connor should both become Manson's
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Oh No... BITCH YOU DIDN'T..... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???!
#aren't you being too familiar#you don't even have a face#19 days#old xian#he tian#tianshan#don't take this post seriously#I don't give a shit what she calls him#I don't hate on female characters in bl manga
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If Jade and Roxy get to one of SCP's universes they will befriend scp-682. They will rub it's belly while the whole foundation stare at it in fear from afar. Than 682 would give them the ride and it would with 682 and Jade eating a cow a size of Mars(Witch of Space thing). Roxy is a vegetarian, tho, so she gets herself, idk, ice-cream on coconut milk? Than they leave promising to come back next month. 682 comes back to slaughter everything it sees. It calms down next month, when they comeback. Foundation tries to find the way to make them stay forever while staying on a positive side with them
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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
#spn trending posts#to clarify (please don't take this too seriously)#supernatural has been trending on and off for the past two or so weeks for no particular reason#but this time 9 out of 10 top posts under the tag are the destiel news memes about trump having been shot at during a speech#so whilst it didn't necessarily cause the trend it definitely contributed to it#spn#supernatural#donald trump#tw gun mention
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i don't get it when people make the argument of "well you see [superhero] is actually doing the right thing when he puts his child sidekicks in dangerous situations because the sidekick wants to fight crime and would be putting themselves into dangerous situations either way, so it's safer if they're supervised"
it's like saying "oh no my kid really wants to smoke crack. well since there's nothing I can do to stop them i guess i'll do the responsible thing and let them smoke crack with me."
#ftr im not saying sidekicks = bad#i just don't get it when sidekicks show up in more “realistic” (ie edgy) stories where child heroes are in genuine danger#and people try to argue that the heroes who put them in that danger did nothing wrong actually#like my guy if you're gonna make things “realistic” you can't just ignore the fact that in reality child soldiers are a bad thing#you can't pick-and-choose where real life morals will apply#superhero tropes are inherently silly and unrealistic#batman#robin#don't take this post seriously
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The best tribute to Napoleon Bonaparte
You're going to say Nesi after having pestered us about the bashing of Bonaparte just like the films obsessed with destroying the French Revolution, want to pay tribute to Bonaparte. What happened? I just want to clarify that I have nothing against tributes to Bonaparte I even liked one in particular. It was on May 16 , 1871 organized especially by the Paris Commune taken by the Council of the Commune. The best tribute was to destroy the statue that appeared at the top of the Vendome column. I have tears in my eyes just thinking about it :') This reply even fell at 5:35 p.m. It's so beautiful to recall the principles of fraternity and republic flouted since the 18th Brumaire. I'll let you see this magnificent tribute
Demolition of the column, May 16, 1871. Photograph by François Franck.
The heroic people spoke with a righteous voice
P.S: I am against vandalism in general, I want to reassure you on this point :)
#napoleon#bashing#don't take this post seriously#Although you know me so you know my opinion on this.#humor post#1800s
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You use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify shipping canonically ace and/or aro characters. I use "aces and aros can be in relationships" to justify headcanoning characters canonically in relationships as ace and/or aro.
We are not the same.
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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.
#hermitaday#zombiecleo fanart#zombiecleo#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#my art#cw cannibalism#cannibalism#no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is#being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man#no wonder she's so messed up like. wow#please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder#i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo
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nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha
#I'm just fooling around... don't take this seriously etc. etc. disclaimers 😅 but so many of you are swifties lmao#my post#my posts#funny#text post#meme#textposts#anti taylor swift#1k#taylor swift
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Oh personally it's bad. He had us call him uncle and he has no idea what trouble he got himself into. At least with me.
On a scale of 1 to "seeing Jeff Blim as a father figure" how bad are your daddy issues?
#UNCLE JEFF!!!!!#I think it's obvious where I am on the scale#I'm okay#memes#starkid#jeff blim#don't take this post seriously#He lets us call him Uncle Jeff and I think it's cute#team starkid#shitposting#starkid memes#shitpost#uncle jeff blim#love you uncle jeff#i only love one starkid and totally is so less stressful and saves a lot of time and energy to only have one starkid member as your fave#crazy uncle jeff#don't teach me about parasocial relationships I'm old I know that I have no problem with it. Jeff and I are cool.#he let's us call him uncle jeff and i think it's cute#non-serious post
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Deleted dbh scenes should include Amanda struggling to keep a straight face after Connor got his ass kicked by two Tracis
Connor entering a garden
When he finds Amanda he's laughing about something
"Hello, Amanda"
Amanda, turning away, instantly serious
"Connor, you disappointed me in a way I didn't know was possible."
#dbh#dbh amanda#dbh connor#don't take this post seriously#it is obviously out of character but it's just kinda funny to think about#how CyberLife's fancy prototype can fail in this way
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now that i've finished tgcf i can make memes about all three books! i was tempted to put binghe at the absolute center because he could easily go into any quadrant at different points in his life, and both lwj and hua cheng could swing jock, but i think the most important thing is that wei wuxian is all four at once. somehow.
#mxtx#svsss#mdzs#tgcf#sqq is about as big of a nerd as you can get#and he's definitely more prep than goth bc rich boy#lbh could really go anywhere. his white lotus vibes and post-abyss vibes are in direct opposition on this chart#like i would put white lotus binghe in the prep nerd zone bc he's a little teacher's pet#and then he comes out of the abyss as a goth jock and it scrambles sqq's brain#wwx is a huge nerd but also a huge jock. he's extremely goth but also as head disciple was definitely a prep. he can do it all#lwj is definitely a prep and i put him in the nerd zone bc of The Rules™#but being the kind of cultivator he is requires being at least a bit of a jock#xie lian is without a doubt a jock#i love that he's absolutely jacked because he's been doing physical labor for 800 years without spiritual powers#in his crown prince days he'd be a prep. he doesn't really fit into either category these days#as much as xie lian is without a doubt a jock#hua cheng is that much a goth#i put him in the nerd section bc of all his exposition and how much he knows about literally everything#but he could be a jock. drawing on his soldier roots i suppose#anyway don't take this too seriously it's for funsies
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Mxtx plots
TGCF: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
MDZS: a mastermind is behind all of this and must be stopped
SVSSS: the male lead will lose his shit, kill everyone, and destroy reality as we know it if he doesn't receive... *checks notes* ...gay love.
#a shitpost#please don't take this too seriously. lord knows i didn't.#shit posting is a compulsion#mdzs#tgcf#mo dao zu shi#svsss#tian guan ci fu#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#mxtx#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#cql#chen qing ling#heaven officials blessing#heaven official's blessing#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scum villain#scumbag system#scum villian self saving system
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