#DOGMAN IN ONE DAY

[newhomedotjav]

first po

More personal account kinda idk

But anyways, DOGMAN MOVIE TRAILER DROPS TODAY IMMA GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT BECAUSE HORRAAAY DOGMAN MOVIE TRAILER COMES OUT TODAY I MEAN TOMMOROW

[gigglebone6]

major dogman spoilers specifically for lore regarding big jim under cut

does anyone have a rope for me. just a question haha i definitely dont need a rope for anything in particular. Yep. definitely not after this.

[cs-eg]

its insane as hell i never ever read a single dav pilkey book as a kid (or even comics in general for that matter) they just never rlly interested me. like i would always see them at the scholastic book fairs but they never rlly caught my eye. dogmans genuinely the first comic series ive read that i actually became obsessed over crazy as hell

[i-have-the-best-url]

I feel like lil petey wouldn’t know what gen alpha terms are for a while but he comes back from dog man’s one day and just says something like “this food is only from Ohio 😁” or “I’m so sigma 😄” and then petey just loses it

gay ass cat

[artfartt]

Saw the Dogman movie a few days ago and this came to mind after that one scene

[thebearme]

Hopefully this will be a good masterpost for Dogman's parents-

Joe is to the right, the brown and black shepherd. While Maggie is to the left, the mountain dog with the furry flopping ears- Remember that now!

They work with their owner Moe in his retirement home for restless sheep. Where sheep can live it rough outside in the mountains without the worry of getting eaten ... or overheating in their coats.

There was a routine, Wooly eye Moe will feed and shave the sheeps. Maggie will walk and watch them around the hills in the day, while Joe gets the night shift. It was a pretty steady routine that they followed...

Until they become parents-

They were okay with the pups until the responsibly of rising these pups began to show a negligence in caring for the sheep. So this later led to putting them for adoption,

Funny enough, that was the day Chief's mom drove him and Knight to the ranch. She came there for the extra wooly yarn that Moe was selling but Knight and Chief had different plans!

Once they made it to the back where they found the puppie adopt. And no worries, they aren't just 'giving em away' but YOU will be evaluated by the pups to see if they would to go with you. Then Maggie vibe checks you and then you need a parent's permission, luckily Knight made it past all the steps- with alil help from Chief's mom. But for some reason it seems like Greg and Knight were connected to each other in first sight, like long lost brothers.

And start that day the became inseparable.

Now let me quickly get into the siblings-

Donut! (one anon named him that and i kept it) He's the silly brother and was about by Dippy. No a surprise his name is Donut now huh?

Coco is pretty normal, she was adopted by a farmer so she is still pretty country. But TRYS to pretend that she's not and that she actually came from a long trip in paris but she's not fooling anyone... except maybe Lil Petey. But you can't blame him, he doesn't even know what the Eiffel Tower looks like.

Swoopy, if you thought Dogman was mute then you don't know Swoopy. He's silent always, and he doesn't even sign to communicate to anyone. He just stands there... but somehow he always gets his points across. But sometimes he's abit of a silent menace.

To answer the BURNING QUESTION yes, they do love and support Dogman. Explaining the situation to all of them was scary for Dogman but fortunately he was swarm with unconditional love from his siblings.

No matter their differences and how long it's been since they've seen each other, they're still family. Not because their blood dictates that but because they CHOOSE too.

[lipglossanon]

Deed I Do

Real Dad Dogman!Leon S. Kennedy x Daughter Puppy!reader (one shot)

Warnings: 18+ MDNI, incest, age gap (Leon is late 40’s and reader is late 20’s), hybrids, jealous Leon, short and sweet, dirty talk, grinding, unprotected sex, breeding kink, knotting, creampie

ETA: this was a commission but I’m a dumbass 😭

Kofi commish by @bumpkin-batch

Word count: 1999

title from Deed I Do by Ruth Etting

Leon stretches, bones and joints popping loudly. 

“Looking forward to that retirement, I’ll bet,” Jill jokes as she passes by him to sit at the desk behind Chris’. 

“Yeah, yeah,” he rolls his eyes and stands up from his desk chair. 

He usually works away from Chris’ desk, out on patrol alongside his owner, but after turning 40, they kept him pushing paper and training new pups. This new batch coming in has him excited, although he’d never admit it. It’s the very first litter he sired back when he was in the breeding program decades ago.

“Aww, aren’t they cute!” Rebecca coos as Chris brings in the new lineup of would-be police dogs.

Leon would roll his eyes, but he’s too busy cataloging each of the new pups. There are seven in all—five boys and two girls. Aside from the girl on the end, they’re all stoic and calm. She, on the other hand, keeps letting her emotions get the best of her—tail wagging happily before remembering to stay still. 

Leon has a really good feeling she won’t be cut out for police work. It sends a little pang of worry through his chest, but he squashes it down in favor of watching them. As they’re put through their paces, Leon keeps an eye out on the girl. Just to make sure she does what she’s told. 

Weeks fly by in this new routine. A few of the recruits are turning out not to be fit for police work. The girl is definitely too friendly and useless at trying to apprehend someone breaking the law. Another pup, a boy, is too hyper. He’s already broken through three harnesses and accidentally bit an officer. 

But still, five out of seven new police dogs isn’t anything to sneeze at; Leon’s proud the majority have what it takes, like himself. The boy’s already been adopted by Barry. His two daughters have been begging for a hybrid to play with after school, and with his energy, he’ll be a perfect fit. The girl, on the other hand, is much too sweet and soft. Leon’s been keeping an ear out for what they’re going to do with her. 

He’s taken a liking to the pup; she’s earnest and kind, something he doesn’t get to see every day. She’s started to hang around Chris’ desk with him when the recruits have free time. It could explain why Chris suddenly springs it on him that he’s taking her home at the end of the week. 

“She’s just not going to fit in here,” the dark haired man gestures to the empty office, “and I don’t want her going to a shelter to sit for god knows how long. You two get along, and this way you won’t be home alone when you retire next month.”

Leon scoffs, but secretly he’s extremely pleased about the new situation. His own little girl is getting to stay with him. He can teach her all the things she wouldn’t learn here, especially with him being gone. And she’s so sweet. He’s happy he can spend this time with her and not have to worry about the job. 

Friday rolls around, and you’re a ball of joy. Leon even finds himself smiling at your excited chattering while he leads you out to Chris’ vehicle. You grow quiet on the drive to your new home, but your tail wagging assures Leon that you’re happy. Chris helps you get settled into your new room, right next to Leon, and gives you a quick tour of the house as the dogman follows behind.

There are a few bumps in dealing with a new pup in his space, but Leon wouldn’t change it for anything. He’s looking forward to retirement just that much more. In the meantime, he shows you the ropes. Cuddling, playing, annoying Chris—you guys do it all together. You groom each other too, something Leon finds himself seeking out more and more. Lately, you’ve been smelling downright edible. 

He’s had to excuse himself from your cuddling before he gets too hard to hide it. You’ve also been extra clingy lately, practically gluing yourself to him at every chance you get. Leon calls it quits midweek, and as soon as Chris opens the front door, you’re pressed all along Leon’s side with a wide smile. 

“Congratulations!” You kiss his cheek, and he gets a whiff of something sweet and tart, making his mouth water. 

You usher him into the kitchen and throw out your hands, “Ta-da! I made your favorite!”

Grinning, he ruffles your ears, “Thanks, sweetheart.”

You bite your lip, ducking your head out of shyness, “Thanks, dad. I hope you like it.”

Picking up the fork, Leon takes a bite of the lemon cake. Sweet.. tangy.. soft.. moist. The errant thought that this is what your cunt might be like makes his eyes flutter closed with a groan. 

“It’s good?” Your eyes peer at him, ears perking up. 

“Delicious,” he pats your head, and your tail whips back and forth.

“Chris, you have to try some!” You call out, heading back into the living room. 

Leon takes a few more bites, mouth salivating at the taste. He needs to get his shit together. You bring Chris into the kitchen with you, and Leon watches him shower you with praise over the dessert. You become more and more flustered, and an ugly feeling of jealousy rears its head in his chest. 

“You okay?” 

With a start, Leon blinks, realizing a low growl has been building up in his chest. 

“Yeah, sorry, just thinking about something,” he clears his throat. “Well, I’m beat, so I’m going to take a shower and head to bed.”

“Oh, okay,” your ears droop, and it makes his heart hurt. 

“Did you need me?”

You pick at your nails, “Could we watch a movie together? I’m feeling kinda under the weather.”

Warm satisfaction suffuses him over your asking him and not Chris, “Sure, just meet me in my room once I finish showering.”

“Okay!” You smile brightly and hurry off to your room.

“I’m glad you guys are getting along,” Chris chuckles before stuffing another bite of cake into his mouth. 

“Don’t eat all of it,” Leon points to the dessert, “that’s technically for me.”

“It’s one slice,” Chris rolls his eyes. 

Leon’s nose twitches, and he waves his owner off, heading to the bathroom. After showering, Leon wraps his lower waist with a towel before realizing he didn’t bring a change of clothes. It’s a habit he’ll have to learn to break since you’ve moved in. Sighing to himself, he makes his way to his room, hoping you haven’t come in just yet. 

His hopes are dashed when he sees your wide-eyed look as you lay in bed. His sheets are gonna smell like you, and it makes his cock twitch. Pulling in a deep breath to calm himself, he nearly chokes as your sweet scent floods his nose. He knows he’s looking at you a little too heatedly.

“Sorry, I’ll get dressed.” He finally breaks eye contact and heads to his dresser. 

He throws on an old tee and slips on a pair of sweats under the towel before tossing it in the hamper. You scooch over to make room for him, and as soon as he’s lying back, you’re practically clambering on top of him. You throw one thigh over his legs, the heat of your cunt a hot brand against his leg. Burying your face against his chest, you nuzzle and scent your way up to his neck. 

“Dad,” you whine, “I feel sick.”

“Sick how?” He murmurs, trying to clear the fog in his brain as you subtly grind against him. “Have you been taking your meds?”

You shake your head no, pressing your nose against the pulse in his neck. 

“I ran out. Chris is s’posed to pick them up tomorrow,” you mumble, lips brushing against his skin and raising the hair on his neck. 

“Oh, baby,” he croons, cock chubbing in his sweats. “It’s heat sickness, my sweet pup.”

No wonder you’ve smelled so good lately. He grips your hips and helps you straddle his lap. 

“Take these off,” he snaps the band of your shorts, “gonna make my sweet girl feel better.”

Whimpering, you quickly slip off all your clothes until you’re sitting completely naked on his thighs. He pushes his sweats down just enough to free his hardening cock. 

Your tail thumps against his legs. “Smell so good, dad.”

“So do you, baby,” he helps you sit your chubby pussy on his cock, pressing the thick length against his abs. “Just rub against me.”

Nodding your head, you brace your hands on his forearms as they grip your hips. Whining, your pussy lips part around his cock, and you slowly rut against him, dragging your slick all along his fat dick. 

“That’s it, doing so good giving daddy a pussy job,” he groans, jerking you back and forth as you frot against him. 

Whining, you hump down against his cock, precum and slick smearing across your cunt until there’s a sticky mess between you both. Leon grunts, feeling his knot starting to form at the base of his dick. 

“Fuck, gonna make daddy pop his knot, baby,” he drops his head back as you moan loudly. 

“Want it, please dad, my pussy feels so empty,” you pull away, shiny strings of slick clinging to his cock. 

“Shh, shh,” he runs his palms up your thighs before bringing one hand back down to grip his cock. “I’ll give it to you, but you gotta be quiet for me, okay?”

“Okay,” you whisper, biting your lip when Leon slaps his cock against your pudgy clit. 

He uses his thumb to press the head down to guide it into your drooling hole. You both pant and sigh as you slowly sink your cunt down until you're flush with your dad’s hips. Leon’s eyes nearly cross from how tight you are, walls soft and wet as they squeeze his cock.

“So good, fuck, gonna knot you, sweetheart, knot this sweet little pussy,” he growls out, pulling out to shove you down onto the mattress. 

He manhandles you onto your stomach and yanks your hips up before fucking his cock back into you, bottoming out in your squelching heat. He sees you bite down on the pillow to muffle the cry that slips from your mouth. Your pussy flutters and grips his cock tightly, sucking him in until the tip kisses your cervix. Growling low, he roughly pumps his hips, slipping his cock in and out of your perfect pussy. 

“You’re perfect, fucking meant for me,” he leans forward to bite and kiss your neck, “fat pussy a perfect fit for my cock.”

“Dad, dad, feels so good,” you whimper brokenly, “want your knot, want your pups, daddy.”  

“Fuck,” he snarls against your ear, cock pistoning deeper into your greedy hole. “Cum for me, pup, and I’ll knot your wet pussy.”

He reaches underneath you to circle and pinch your swollen clit. You thrash and buck against him, mewling and gasping as he works you closer to your orgasm. His knot catches at your hole, and as soon as your back arches, your pussy cumming around his cock, he shoves his knot past your clenching hole and locks you together. 

“Dad!” You cry out, voice muffled from where you’re pressed into the sheets.

“Ohhh,” he lazily humps your ass, rutting his cock and knot deeper into your cunt, “so good, baby. You did so well for daddy.”

You hum happily, and he nuzzles against your neck, laying you both on your sides so you can rest comfortably.

“I’ll fill you up again later to keep you from getting sick,” he murmurs in your ear and groans when your pussy milks and pulses around his cock. 

“Thanks, dad.”

He smiles and presses a kiss on your hair. He really does have a sweet pup.

[ominus-potato]

I feel like I’m going to pass out… everything’s spinning… can I please have some Dogman x Petey Valentine’s Day spice?

No spice but here’s some Valentine’s Day Detey I stayed up till nearly 5am drawing 🥲👍

The second one was only supposed to be a quick doodle but I really liked the pose so I kept adding detail.

[directdogman]

Hihihi dogman!!

I just have a small question abt Randy, is one of the reasons he maybe stutters due to neurogenic stuttering because of his serious brain trauma? I love him so much and I've been wondering this.

Sorry for the short ask, Have a nice day!!! :)

Good catch! He always stuttered somewhat due to his nervousness, but the head injury certainly doesn't help.

[pinkydoggy83]

SPOILERS FOR THE DOGMAN BOOKS! HIGHLY ENCOURAGE READING THEM! THEY ARE SO CHARMING!

With that out of the way, I just wanna rant because I picked up the series again. I wanted to read it before watching the upcoming movie. Think of this as a Dog Man appreciation post <3

I stopped reading the series at "Lord of the Fleas" in elementary, so I started my binge read there.

I honestly wish I had never stopped reading so soon because this book is already a banger. I just love the way Petey is slowly accepting Li'l Petey as his son. Even without realizing it, he has grown so attached to his son and cares so much about him. Like, come on, that's hecken sweet.

Not only that, but I wanna mention George and Harold (I also used to read Captain Underpants back in the day). Back then I thought it was cool that it established that they were now fifth graders and were creating Dog Man as their next story after Captain Underpants. Now that I'm older, I feel this fuzzy feeling watching these goofy fifth graders try to be "mature" and in turn try to add some mature themes into Dog Man.

I find that really sweet and amazing! You really don't often see fictional authors of a story grow up like this. The authors themselves are characters. It's one of the most special things about this franchise. I really do appreciate this detail a lot more now. You get to grow up with them…or, I suppose, see them grow up. And in turn you see how the series changes!

The next book has a lot about Petey and Li'l Petey, but I want to cover this Dog Man part before talking about the cats.

Yeah, it's pretty strange to rationally realize that Dog Man is just a normal dude's body with a dog head. So in that way, Dog Man is a bit of an outcast (I can definitely use this for my own character exploration of Dog Man in a hypothetical fanfic). But the words used against Dog Man is"misfit," which I found interesting. Obviously, they are not outcasting him for his looks (that's not the main focus) but how he can't behave like he's expected to.

Dog Man isn't the most perfect hero. He can be clumsy, and his canine instincts can get in the way. It wouldn't be such a problem for him as a dog; however, he's not just a dog. He's a dog with human responsibilities. He's been given expectation ever since becoming Dog Man.

Don't get me started with the whole angst of his owner dying because that's already so much...but you have to realize that he's taking over Knight's job. Which the idea is hecken mind-boggling!

The thing that makes Dog Man overcome these problems is his golden heart. In the end, Dog Man wants to do the right thing and save the day. That's just Dog Man for ya. That's what makes him so much like a dog and a man.

I'm really overreading this all, but I love this idea for Dog Man. It's kinda hard to put it into words, but I hope this all makes sense.

OOOH BOY! This scene actually made me stop and put my phone down.

The sweet, sincere words of Li'l Petey as it sinks into Petey while Grandpa is just breaking stuff in the background. Guys. I wasn't expecting this from Dog Man. I was so shocked reading this part. Like you can see how much Petey loves Li'l Petey but has such a hard time seeing the world like his son does. Which, by the way, is literally his clone, so it's like him arguing with his inner child. That single hug speaks so many words. Petey just wants to protect him.

I love their dynamic so much. You got this old, disheveled cat who became realistic about the world in a sad way, and this young, wide-eyed, optimistic cat who has so much to learn about... but at the same time can teach so much. That's beautiful, man. That's beautiful.

Anyways, there's so much to talk about Dog Man (that's just how fantastic the books are), but I think I'll just end the post here for now. I'm still busy catching up, so maybe I'll share again. I'm just so glad I came back to this series again <3

[104degrees]

yeah, um... hey, i was just thinking, do you... remember? when you asked me when my dad was gonna die? uh-huh. you really couldn’t push this a week, couldn’t you, you just couldn’t like--there was no part of you that could just be like, “hey let’s reschedule and move this cause, y’know, their dad just died and y’know.” i mean my sister’s kinda--she’s fucked up about it, and my brother’s a mess, and i’m fucking, i’m GONE i’m like i’m on the fucking--i’m dead, it’s over for me, it’s okay, it’s fine. but you just drag us out here, you inhuman fucking dogman, you... crazy. you- you fucking killed him, too. you’re the one who did it. you just--and, you did. you drained the life out of him. you dragged this thing out for six! fucking months and then you bring us out here now you couldn’t wait like, a few days, you actually couldn’t do that for us... no idea, huh? ...god! ...yeah, shut the fuck up, man, we’re not selling to you. okay? we’re not doing that. we are gonna grind you down, man, we are sand in the gears every email’s gonna take like six months, we’re all gonna spend hundreds of millions of dollars, and in the end, you’re gonna get fucking bored and move on it’s not... happening! okay? yeah. yeah, i fucking hate you.

[altairplanetes]

Panacea 2 loneliness 💖

Helloooo dogman fandom🙏🙏🔥🔥

I absolutely adore these two, I was honestly really disappointed when I didn't see their dynamic but who knows? Maybe there will be a change in relationship in the second movie(if there is one)

Love you Nurse lady and chief💖💖

(If you look closely you can see some ships I snuck in 🫂)

I spent so much time on this, I'm actually so proud of myself 😭ughhhh this was so fun

Next post tho detey 😝😝😝

(Also if you know me from my old usernames, yes I did change it to AltairPlanetes. HIII!!! 💖Thank you to everyone who's supported me from the very start💔💔I truly appreciate you , thank you for motivating you)

Have a wonderful day💖💖

[dailyuh]

yeah. um. hey i was just thinking. do you remember when you asked me when my dad was gonna die? uh-huh. you really couldn’t push this a week, could you? you just couldn’t like— there was no part of you that could just be like, hey let’s reschedule and move this ‘cause, you know, their dad just died and, you know. I mean, my sisters kinda— she’s fucked up about it, and my brothers a mess, and I’m fucking— I’m gone. I’m like I’m on the fucking— I’m dead. it’s over for me. it’s okay, it’s fine. but you just drag us out here, you inhuman fucking dogman. you.. crazy. you-you fucking killed him too. you’re the one who did it. you just— and you did. you drained the life out of him. you dragged this thing out for six fucking months, and then you bring us out here now. you couldn’t wait like a few days. you actually couldn’t do that for us. no idea, huh? god! yeah, shut the fuck up man. we’re not selling to you. okay? we’re not doing that. we are gonna grind you down man. we are sand in the gears. every email is gonna take like six months. we’re all gonna spend hundreds of millions of dollars, and in the end, you’re gonna get fucking bored and move on. it’s not happening, okay? yeah. yeah.. I fucking hate you. and if you tell the board I said any of this, I’m just gonna say it was a negotiating tactic, and you know what? maybe it is. but it’s not, so fuck you. did I? really? good. did you hear what I said? did you hear it? yeah. you know it’s uh, it’s a negotiating tactic, you stupid cunt. it is. you piece of shit.

[deteyshipper713]

The door busted open quickly and in came Dogman!

“Dogman!” Lil Petey and Molly cried out with joy while 80 HD waved hello in an excited manner. The little puppies started to bark with joy at seeing their own Papa home at last.

Dogman excitedly ran towards everyone and gave each of them a lick hello, being very gentle with the little ones. They all then hugged together with 80 HD holding the puppies’ basket close to Dogman so the little ones could join in too.

It was obvious that Dogman was very happy to be home to his family.

Except, he didn’t see one of the family members there. That is until Petey walked in carrying dinner with both his paws.

“Alright, guys, dinner is-“ But before Petey could finish his announcement, Dogman lunged right towards him with a quick and surprising hug attack.

“Aaaahhh!” Petey screamed as he was being forcefully plummeted to the ground and losing grip of the dinner he just made.

Luckily, 80HD used his extending robot arms to grab dinner before it could hit the ground like Petey and Dogman.

Petey stopped Dogman’s enthusiastic licking by grabbing the dog’s face cheeks with all his might. Dogman’s greetings should not be a surprise to him by now but Petey was still not accustomed to liking them, even if they were married now and he had to deal with them every single day.

He was tempted to berate Dogman till the mutt showed remorse, but as he looked at the silly dog’s happy expression, knowing it was cause this supa cop was just happy to see his husband at home safe and sound, he just let out a heavy sigh of acceptance. This was how his life was now. No need to get mad about it.

“Welcome home, dear,” he said exhaustively.

[askpolicecatpeteyau]

What does a normal day working there look like?

Petey: Well, there's officer Tanya constantly losing her temper at the microwave, certain cops being stupid when doing tasks, me having been given the task of answering the phone when a crime happens and alerting the other cops, Dogman's chaotic nonsense, and this one officer here who has apparently taken a liking to scaring me more no reason and posting it on social media. So, a lot of workplace chaos.

[mighty-ant]

cat's cradle

ao3

The thought came to Petey as Dogman was making dinner. 

In concession to the kitten with a set bedtime whose life and happiness they were both now responsible for, it would be another early dinner. The sun was only just starting to set, and with the light coming through the south facing window beside him, Dogman painted a picturesque scene in his apron without even trying. 

The kitchen was flooded with a warm, golden glow that caught Dogman's fur, casting one side of his face in platinum as he swayed side to side humming a new melody. It was one he’d been workshopping the last few days, though Petey only caught snippets at a time. If they were lucky, Dogman would give it a test run on the piano that night, if not the next. 

It had Petey wondering, not for the first time, if Dogman was always so musically inclined. Did Knight used to play the piano, and Dogman inherited his talent along with his body? Or was it something he decided to pick up on his own now that he could reach the keys? 

 Petey didn’t go out of his way to make friends or cultivate an ‘approachable personality’—not for a long time at least, and not until Li’l Petey brought life and love and incessant questions into his world. It might’ve been the understatement of the year, but Petey didn’t like most people. 

Dogman, however…was proving to be another exception to the rule. 

The only problem now was that no matter how much Petey might want to talk to Dogman, short of writing down all his answers, Dogman wasn’t able to reciprocate. Human vocal chords hadn’t been included with the human body transplant, which limited Dogman in this small, but suddenly extremely important way. 

After months of trying to unalive the guy, Petey actually wanted to have a conversation with him on equal footing. And he couldn’t. And he was pretty damn annoyed about it!

Though at the moment, Petey was just trying not to get caught staring.

Cont.