#DOES A FUCKING BACKFLIP

[asherasgayagenda]

THE KOHAAI DUET LITERALLY LIFTS ME UP TWO INCHES OFF THE GROUND WHENEVER THEY COME IN

[green-nerd-showdown]

Presenting, the opposite to my backflip poll

btw! Photos if you aren’t a Pokémon fan but want to vote, based on vibes

[herd-reject-arts]

So I deliver mail now

Though it's not really part of the job, I can and will block a street to momentarily move a turtle across. There's a lot of water in the area, so a lot of street turtles. Luckily, my temporary route is 90% back roads and neighborhoods, so I'm not actually obstructing traffic. It was a nice Saturday afternoon, so literally no one was out on the roads. I just thought this phrasing was funny.

[dreamsy990]

i drew silly gijinkas of my dogs

the dogs in question

[mo-ok]

Dynaman ep24 /// Hoshikawa vs Hoshikawa Kitsuneshinka

[numbknee]

“and apologize to him rn” And will Cartman apologize for calling Kyle slurs or no?

Yes, he should. Further explanation under the cut because Cartman's bigotry is a complex issue. (Keep in mind an explanation for his behavior is not an excuse. Of course I don't fucking condone calling people slurs.)

Cartman definitely has a lot more to apologize for than Kyle given his extensive horrible track record in canon, but Kyle isn't exactly a perfect ray of sunshine in canon either. He's hurt Cartman too, especially in the early seasons.

Before Cartman became the evil, maniacal child we know him as today after "Scott Tenorman Must Die", Kyle fat-shamed him constantly and beat the shit out of him for often trivial reasons (like accidentally spending all their money at the fair) because in Kyle's eyes, Cartman was the fat loser of the friend group and deserved it. Of course over later seasons as Cartman got smarter and more manipulative, he retaliated to the extreme and took things far beyond any reasonable kind of revenge against Kyle.

In the fan comic I left those tags in tho, they both have a lot of things to apologize for in that scenario. Kyle is publicly dismissing their romantic relationship for completely selfish reasons, which for Cartman is so hurtful and invalidating given the intensity of his feelings towards Kyle that he retaliates with his knee-jerk response of antisemitic insults. Of course he shouldn't fucking do that, but he's lashing out with a tried-and-true method for him that he knows will hurt Kyle back. He's using his bigotry like a crutch to protect his ego.

So yes, like I said before Kyle needs to apologize to Cartman for lying to people about their relationship, and Cartman needs to apologize for calling him slurs. Kyle and Cartman's relationship is not as black-and-white as a lot of people think it is, even in canon. They both can be in the wrong for different reasons.

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

can you draw a small silly kitty

here’s a painting of one of my small silly kitties :3

[artificise]

I heard you were a researcher studying the void infection. Could you tell me all you know about it so I could best treat it? I don't want amputation to be my best option

@med-e

I have gathered knowledge of late-stage void infection and symptoms of void infection upon the human body, including subsequent bodily shutdowns. It manifests as dark purple-black lesions under the skin, mimicking thickened varicose veins. The sclera grow dark, and eyes begin to change colour to unnatural cool hues, often growing second eyelids. The blood turns a metallic purple-black.

The body becomes paler and skin hues turn towards purples, blues and blacks - any armor or clothing worn by the afflicted is cemented onto the skin and is grafted on the body by the infection, becoming impossible to remove. At this stage, you can expect the breathing system to gravitate towards a circular breathing style, as the lungs become useless and the heart stops and begins to calcify. Instead, gill-like growths appear on the skin, most commonly on the throat, and digits on the hands and feet elongate, alongside various bodily mutations. These strange evolutionary traits allow the individual to adapt and survive in the deep void; from what I know and have experienced, the lifeforms and environment are brutal in their fights for survival.

The traits seem to bring a curious bodily nature to the individual; they no longer feel the need to consume to survive, and any damage doesn't last- though, scars and wounds upon the body that were present before the infection do not heal.

As for treatment.. I haven't found anything conclusive - Petrichor V seems to have been struggling with this blight since before the first humans stepped upon this planet, and.. treatments given to afflicted have seemed to prove ineffective, as inscribed upon scrolls and written text. Warnings of void-touched areas are written everywhere.

I am trying to uncover a cure myself- these stages are slow at first, and thus the only suggestion I can provide for now is to remove the individual from any void-touched areas, and confiscate any items that have been corrupted. The individuals seem to retain lucidity despite their appearance, which shows that the mind - despite the affliction, seem intact - if not somewhat damaged by the ordeal, often carrying symptoms of deep amnesia.

As for now, I'd suggest treating the individual with green items- it does enough to slow the beginning stages, but will not stop the infection.

I.. wish I knew more, I'm.. I'm sorry.

[squuote]

we should talk more about mariella. I think she is so silly…in my head aaaghhh….

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Kassandra is the kind of person who falls to a pond, tumbles out, gets dragged around the ground and ends up bent over backwards absolutely smashed on a public bench...

Without ever spilling a single drop of her drink. Beer bottle always vertical and out of the water.

[treevore]

i encourage slandering and roasting gale dekarios but only if you're accurate with it

[aminiyard]

Him.

[unbeleevable]

[boypussydilf]

he is literally so normal but also such a weirdo freak. he's just a kid who reads video game magazines for cheats. he got so righteously angry over the imprisonment of man he became the devil. he likes to fish and play darts and show off his bad pool tricks to friends. he thinks cat puns are silly. after watching all his friends die he still makes sure to comfort the last before they go. he cooka da curry ,

*GRABBING YOUR HAND AND CRYING* HE COOKA DA CURRY…………

literally. The best thing abt akira. alongside every other thing about him. He’s so normal and completely average. Genuinely,. But he’s also so weird. This can be applied to every facet of him.

[leatherbookmark]

it's either Protagonist Aura or wwx being obnoxious or both, but like. he figures out the left arm thing and bursts out laughing, and ljy is all like "hey, i get that you're insane, but can you get a fucking grip" and he has to be like nooo I figured it out! and it's a whole Scene but like. you could have just gone "gasp! I got it!", yknow. it's Rather irritating when both characters and real people do this thing where they realise something and instead of sharing it with the class right away, they do a whole circus routine about it. 🙄

"that's not him" "what do you mean it's not him" "that's not a-tong" lan qiren I understand you so well I Too Wish To Throw Books

[strawbnetwork]

haterisms in control of my brain currently reading bnha reminded me of how much of a chore it was to finish stormbringer because the fight at the end never fucking ends and. but to balance those isms onk s2 going above & beyond for melts lil sword trick was superb i did have to take several moments. very rich in flavour potent