#DO NOT RESPOND

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Deadpool Diary Day 1

"Is this all there is to sentience?" Came the somber thought of the early dawn. "Eh" Wade shrugged and sat up from his cot in the hostel he crashed in that night. "Does anyone know what time breakfast is, I'm famished." Silence answered him as he strung up his boots, dried blood from the previous night's excursions dried enough to dust off. Wade rambled on as he started to collect his things, weapons mostly, and placing them into the various what nots of his suit. "..I hope they have pancakes.. or maybe breakfast chimichangas? .. That's gotta be a thing somewhere in this city right?.. Can I have that back?.." Wade reaches over to pull out a small knife from the neck of a still body.

"Could have cleaned it off!" He shouted suddenly and wiped the still wet blade on the shirt of the nonresponsive person. "Y'all would have to be the rudest group of hippies..." He huffed and slid the small knife in the slot at his chest. "humph ..I'm not leaving a tip." He huffed and walked out, his boots tracking the coagulated liquids of the various silent victims splayed in various poses of death.

[ode2rin]

rin or reo

i'm gonna poke your eyes out

[mayday-mayd4y]

"Well then try harder"

I am UNMEDICATED neurodivergent, KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT ENGLISH for at least 11 years of my life out of 16, ONLY REASON NOT SUICIDAL IS BECAUSE I RAISED BEIJG TOLD THAT DOING THAT WILL DISAPPOINT MY MUM. Maybe let me take a fucking break.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I get married on the day you leave us, I'll mention you and carry you on in our lives as part of us. It feels somehow symbolic to me, I hope it does for you too

It's a nice idea, but I don't like thinking of people thinking of me as a social entity that does not disappear when I disappear

I want to keep the idea that I'm not really gone after I'm gone for as long as possible. In reality, eventually everyone will forget about me. Or, they'll forget about me the way they forget about most people after they die. I accept this and I have been preparing for this by, among other things, making these tumblr accounts to try to leave some kind of tangible trace. So I hope that after I die, people will look at my tumblr and be like "he had these interests and these ideas and this private life, and he left all of this behind in this public space, and although it's kind of sad, it's also kind of fascinating"

[sunrise-sunsxt]

Well, that time of year again. They come as they go, that’s what the New Year brings.

I know some may be looking forward to it, starting anew.

But for me, it just feels as though no matter what I do, I just keep going backwards.

Some say just give it a few days, but that’s been told to me for over the past 25 years.

(Nice job, managed to be a complete downer again)

I really have no big resolutions. Same as every year, just try to survive out there and avoid any mishaps.

[sigh]

1994, here we come. Just a few more hours.

[tutoriel12]

fraud

[starridge]

well???

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[msilverstar]

Such pathetic trolls

Ignore fake AI detection comments! If you get any of those, consider enabling moderation for the comments on that work.

Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The REAL lore from the FNAF survival logbook,,

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[podcasts-8-my-heart]

Rant

I’m fucking tired of dealing with my parents, hence getting the apartment. But fucking hell. Stop judging each others shit while I move in. This is exactly why I DID NOT want them moving my stuff in on the same day because it was passive aggressive comments back and forth between them the ENTIRE TIME.

Like I’m glad to have a place to myself but gtfo.

[mayday-mayd4y]

You ever just see your exes talking about missing someone they loved way before they loved you and wondered if you just. Was never worth thinking about. You ever wonder if they would ever think about you once in a while? Probably not. And it will always be like this, after this one get tired of you, and after the next do the same, and another, and another

Maybe you just don't deserve have your goodbye hurt a single bit. Idk

[kociamieta]

it's been quite difficult to do things lately, drawing included, but making this weird thing was pretty relaxing ^_^ it is a friend

[ashwii]

I love this stupid game and its stupid dialog options, it's the best part