#DO NOT LIKE.

[delicatestm]

     “i shouldn’t be here with you.” but god, she wanted to be. and really, the only thing stopping her from having fun was herself. if they were caught together… it certainly wouldn’t be her ass on the line. but did she really want them to get in trouble? her gaze caught theirs, smile on her lips. if sadie just leaned up just a little bit their lips would touch and she hadn’t been able to kiss them in so long.

[jasoncanty01]

GAH Tumblr WTF

Not liking the new look.

[flamedrevenge]

made with legacy editor.

"i miss us." abigail stated, biting down on her bottom lip as she glanced quickly at the other. she hadn't meant to cut them off but it was clear she also hadn't been listening to anything they said. "what we were before, i mean. can we ever go back to the friendship that we had?"

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[soupevil]

Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[delicatestm]

connor shook his head, “i’m not hiring you for the bar.” it’s not like he couldn’t use some extra hands around there, however, certain things had fallen out of his grasp.  he wasn’t his brother and that much had been obvious with how the bar was going. no one really took connor seriously and there had started being some shadier shit going on and he didn’t want the other to be apart of it.

[tearosepedall]

EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.