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Colin: so mom. can you live here and help KR take care of Kyle so I can focus on my very important work duties Bunny: yes of course sweetie .... but aren't you unemployed? Colin: ugh. no one understands me around here.

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Colin's 'very important work duties' in question

Colin: unemployed? pfft. mom, it's call pre-employment

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KR: *painful labor noises* Colin: literally why is this taking so long I want to meet my son already

everyone, this is Kyle Normal. not to be confused with Kylo Ren. different nepo-baby.

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KR: Colin! the baby is coming! we gotta go to the hospital! Colin: hold on honey, I have some very important work duties I have to finish first! KR: aren't you unemployed?!? Colin: excuse you I'm a moderator on r/realhousewviesofbatuu!!

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KR's late pregnancy hobby was exploring the technology she had never experienced on Batuu

KR: a fucking blue shell! Ridiculous! I would rather face fucking darth vader!

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Spare Update! this is Eloise Normal, her baby bump, her oldest child Beatrix Normal, and her most beloved child, Rosie.

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Of course Snuggles the Evil Chicken had to join them in their new house. Hey Snuggles ... what are you doing on the edge of that cliff ...

Snuggles: contemplating the cruelty of existence. duh.

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Nothing like an actual fire at your housewarming!

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well. hmmm. I may have gotten a bit distracted.

mark my words: today, I am going to queue posts for at least one full generation of the Normal lepacy

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I know " woke " might tell you if you can do that but fairies really only eat plants and healthy food so it would not be possible for them to be overweight, fat. or chubby

oh...fairies aren't. they aren't real

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KR and Colin decided to move to Tartosa to start their lives with their little one. The neighbors are ... intrigued

Hilary: ummm.. is that a motherfucking stormtrooper Faiz: hey, don't yuck someone else's yums. Have some fruitcake, star wars freaks!

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gang gang

they could describe all my saves with one single word. you know? like:

child neglect (gnarly)

stinky pets (gnarly)

homosexuals (gnarly)

breaking every three to four months (aauuguguauh)

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not me casually sliding back into posting on tumblr like Dustin Normal casually showing up at his great-nephew Roy's birthday party

Dustin: I'm incognito. call me anon daddy

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mark my words: today, I am going to queue posts for at least one full generation of the Normal lepacy

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Hello friends

Haven't been posting or playing sims at all because I have been re-obsessed with Webkinz in the past month. Pro tip if you were a former obsessed webkinz kid like me you actually get a free pet today

Here's a bonus of my favorite deranged pet names, only one of which was named by 10 year old me LOL

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Apparently this family gathering had a theme ...

Colin: to the next generation of Normals! cousin Haven: oh shit Eloise: oh SHIT!

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KR has an announcement for Colin!

KR-9611: the force is with me ... in my womb :)