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New ... life? ... hatches on the farm

Snuggles the Evil Chicken:

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The twins were mostly left to fend for themselves on the farm

Eloise gives herself a bath in the pond, while Daphne resorts to asking the dog for help

The General: sorry kid, but child neglect is kind of the name of the game for family vloggers

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forgotten, unproblematic second born Benedict is now a teen

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Another Saturday, another festival

Bunny won the pie competition and Colin befriended her grandma, the mayor

Lavina: you know, some cities have cats as mayors Colin: sure, grandma

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Daphne and Eloise are toddlers!

no more infants! until next generation

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The dichotomy of having twin infants in sims 4 ...

... whenever one is clean, fed and happy the other is crying on the floor in a puddle of their own piss

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So I don't think your infants are meant to help you in the garden but what do I know I guess

Daphne: yeah Dad! spray some of those pesticides over this way!

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Of course I had to return Pearl to the family graveyard

(a place on the mantle where she can sit near her mother Bonehilda knitting away)

Colin, on the other hand, has been inspired to become a grim reaper when she grows up

(unfortunately she's about eight generations too soon)

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Pearl died and I was really sad about it until I saw this fucking fox

Fox: O M G. the gen 20 heiress of the Normal LEPacy? Dead? I'm SHOOK

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There's nothing like a spring day on the Normal homestead

(and nothing like the smell of wet dog that undoubtably permeates the air)

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Pearl may not show it, but she's getting up there in years and getting fed up with this nonsense

Pearl: this is officially the eighth child I've had spit baby food all over me. EIGHTH.

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because fuck object babies Daphne and Eloise aged up immediately

Unfortunately, so did The General

The General: for a great low rate you can get online ... hopefully The General has more time :(

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Bunny: Rahul! get in here right now! Rahul: oh no! another fire?! Bunny: no it's even worse. it's twins!

Everyone meet Daphne & Eloise Normal

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At this point I was started to believe Pearl was cursed. She had max cooking skill using a high price oven!

turns out, it was a known glitch at the time

Rahul: glitches! even worse than fires! oh no! when are they releasing a new patch? Colin: dad what the fuck are you talking about?

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In between farm chores, Bunny's sister-in-law Rashidah comes over for their traditional "please leave your husband for me" chat

Rashidah: gosh Bunny you look like you could really use a nice, long, sensual massage ... Bunny: ugh you're so right girlie pop we should have a spa day!!

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While dad is ... cross-stitching on the toilet ... grandma can play!

Pearl: wait, he told me he was doing "important business things"

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Another day, another Normal kitchen fire

Benedict: normal? this shit is gonna keep my future therapist comfortable for LIFE