#DK Incorrect Quotes

[juviabrainrot]

idk if i’m stupid or what because HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT LUCY IS IN BETWEEN NATSU’S LEGS, NOT NEXT TO HIM 😭😭😭

mashima making nalu canon ❌

mashima making nalu art even tho they’re canonically not together (yet) and leading us on for the inevitable ✅

[svtsofthours]

Seokmin: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Jihoon: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

[incorrect-svt-quotes]

#140

[driving]

Seokmin: What happens if I press the gas and brake pedals at the same time?

Soonyoung: The car takes a screenshot

Seungkwan: Pull over and let me out of this vehicle right now

[h4unted-d4rling]

I had a manic episode and made memes about some of the Batman characters (most of them are of Edward because I have a bias hehe)

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#87 Oh he FELL-

Pif and Redson arranged a date between you a demon and Nezha

DB!Y/n*Looking at the Waiter*One choky milkshake with two straws please and thank you!

Nezha*Eyes widen and coughs,abit flustered*Listen...I'm flattered by the concept but we cannot-

Waiter*Happily sets the chocolate milkshake goodness with two straws to you and leaves*

DB!Y/n*Smirking at him, holding the straws*Hey Nez! WATCH HOW FAST I CAN DRINK THIS!!

Nezha watched as you excitedly started to SLURP the milkshake with the straws...

Nezha*Blinking and smiles letting out a chuckle as he rests his chin on his palm*" oH...OH I CAN'T NOT MAKE MAKE OUT WITH THEM..."

Prequel to these:

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Rachel: I wish you wouldn’t hate me.

Annabeth: I don’t hate you. I just don’t like you at all and think you’re terrible.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

wonwoo: You need a hobby.

dk: I have a hobby.

wonwoo: Staring at the seungkwan's ass is not a hobby.

dk: You're right. It's a profession, and I excel at my job.

[bunnypig18]

Seventeen Text Posts (10) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (11)

[tianaahhhh]

Sometimes you just need to darumdarimda your way through life.

[starrynightsxo]

cardan: *messing with his hair in the mirror* I feel like I need to do something different with my hair.

jude: why?

cardan: *smirking* I knew you liked this hairstyle.

jude: *abruptly walks off*

cardan: *finger guns in the mirror* oooh yeah, we still got it.

[asadfangirlbitxh]

Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members

Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?

[soopibean]

SEVENTEEN VS DISPATCH

This is how Seventeen would react to seeing a dispatch reporter following them.

Disclaimer!! As we all know, dispatch is a questionable entity and obviously the members of seventeen wouldn't react in this way. HOWEVER this is just meant for fun so don't take it too seriously.

Warnings: Mentions of cultish activities, Jeonghan is a scary man, reporter may like coups a little too much. Kidnapping?

Scoups

He angrily rants at the reporter, aggressively telling them what he'll do if he sees them here or around his members again. (Papa coups)

The reporter is left feeling a mixture of fear and arousal. Doesn't return either way.

Jeonghan

They're not watching him, he's watching them.

After a few days of following him they begin to realise he's visiting places they frequent. Restaurants they eat at, even the school they went to... But the most terrifying is when they realise at the end of the day, Jeonghan drove right to their house.

The reporter bursts through his front door to find Jeonghan eating a meal with his own wife and kids, a sinister smile played on his lips.

The reporter quits his job the next day and leaves the country.

Joshua

Simply gives them a gracious smile as he approaches them, offers a firm handshake as he begins his indoctrination. He doesn't see 'dispatch', he sees lost souls perfect for his cause.

The reporters are easy to convince.

Jun

Hasn't noticed. Assumed they were the trash collectors so he personally hands them his bin bags when he sees them. This was a good opportunity for them to snoop, though after opening them, all they find are bags full of scrunched up paper. It's all completely blank.

The reporters are left confused and empty handed.

Hoshi

'Horanghaes' in their direction whenever he see them, asks them to do it back. If they don't he becomes very upset.

The reporters now do it on impulse in most situations... They've become the laughing stock of the office.

Wonwoo

Notices them immediately. Convinced it's the government. Goes into hiding and starts wearing a tinfoil hat.

The reporters receive a bonus for capturing a photo of Wonwoo in said hat.

Woozi

They wait outside his studio for weeks. The blinds are always pulled, the lights are always on but no sign of life is seen. They finally leave but as they do, they miss the chance to see the wild Woozi emerging from the building, hissing at the sun and passing out from dehydration.

The reporters wasted everybody's time and are swiftly demoted.

DK

Greets them like old friends, asks about their families, brings them coffee on occasion. Even if they did find something they could report, they could never bring themselves to betray him.

The reporters become his personal protectors.

Mingyu

Immediately thinks they've caught him in a dating scandal. They follow him as he leaves the dorm late at night dressed perfectly in an expensive suit. He arrives at the restaurant, greeting somebody with a hug... It's Jungkook.

The reporters get sued by HYBE.

The8

Starts filming and taking pictures of them out of spite. Glares in disapproval at any given opportunity.

The reporters end every day feeling judged and self conscious.

Seungkwan

DRAMA QUEEN. Acts annoyed but is actually flattered. Begins to create his own fake scandals.

'O-oh I didn't see you there, I was just talking on the phone to my- oh I shouldn't have said that'

Struts off giggling, looking back every few seconds in hopes they'll follow.

The reporters decide to leave him to it.

Vernon

Does. Not. Care. Completely devoid of emotion when it comes to them. Simply stares blankly and unblinking in their direction.

The reporters are left feeling insignificant. They do little tricks to try to impress him. It doesn't work.

Dino

After watching him get left behind by the entire group on a beach trip they were having, the reporter offers him a ride home out of pity. Dino doesn't question the man and happily accepts, just grateful to have some company on his birthday. After hearing this the reporter couldn't bring himself to turn in any of the information he had gotten.

The reporter goes home and hugs his son.

However, if Dino had waited a few more minutes, he would have seen Seventeen returning with a birthday cake adorned with candles. Though upon seeing their youngest member missing and witnesses claiming he left in a suspicious vehicle, they are now convinced he had been kidnapped.

Thus chaos ensues... But that's a story for another time ;)

[svtsofthours]

Seungkwan: Are you texting Seokmin right now?

Seungkwan: Like currently?

You: Yeah?

Seungkwan: Dude he’s smiling at his phone mad hard right now.

[incorrectsebongteen]

Vernon: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Dokyeom: Cannibalism.

Vernon: *confused chewing noises*

[zb1bies]

Seokmin: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Seungcheol, rubbing his forehead: midnight snacks means cereal or maybe a sandwhich. NoT COOKING A PIZZA AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.

[chaotickpop]

Mingyu: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Hoshi: Alright.

Mingyu: TraitorSayWhat?

Dokyeom: Excuse me?

Mingyu: What?

Hoshi:

Mingyu:

Mingyu: No wait-