#DJT twice-impeached president

[your-local-femboy-bitch]

The "great" replacement theory dog whistle was the sentence: "birthrate declining well beyond replacement level." So uhh I overestimated your reading comprehension skills I see.

Dude the mouse utopia experiment is shitty, comparing rats to humans at 1:1 level, implying that the unstinulating and boring environment was a 'utopia.'

Using the rat utopia expirement for humans implies that when all of humanities needs are met we'll descend into pansexualism and cannibalism. Which A. Ignores the suppression and oppression of Homosexuals in most countries and regions, B. Implies that cannibalism and homosexuality are somewhat related which is not true and C. Ignores the famous gay figures in history like Hercules, Sappho, Oscar Wilde, Achilles (both Hercules and Achiles are myths but they were homosexuals), Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great's son, Frederick the Second who was an incredible commander and was abused by his father for being gay, the list could go on and on.

Also the rat 'utopia' was an unstimulating boring mess, that's not how you take care of rats or humans.

Also I was referring to the sentence in the image: 'This is why the LGBTQ movement is growing, aside from marxist brainwashing (another symptom).' Btw maybe you should read Das Kapital, your understanding of Socio-Economics is terrible.

Also at this point you're just quoting Eugenics, 'genetic normal', also you're quoting "hard times creat good men and good times create soft men" but are making it Eugenics. 'Darwin fail', that's just eugenics, 'mutants', 'mutagen' comparing some humans to a virus.

Also wtf are you talking about 'sterilizing children for their accolades', 'malignant narcissists', 'munchausen by proxy'? Like you're sounding like one of Donald Trump's speeches, like a fuckin' word salad.

And in the last paragraph, all the uneducated shit comes out:

"If you feel like you have a stake in the future (like people with children do) then of course you are going to be opposed to the madness such as defunding the police in crime-ridden areas,giving puberty blockers to minors, getting replaces by low IQ migrants, etc etc."

So uhh just to cover it all, people have used puberty blockers for children who not only might need it to live, in the cases where they have puberty only, but puberty blockers are safe and fine and trans kids should also be allowed to use them. Being trans isn't a trend, people are trans and you can stfu so we can celebrate trans visibility day on Easter, thanks hun.

"Crime ridden areas" are just where scapegoats that the government doesn't care about live such as areas lacking educational and social funding for necessary things.

Money usually follows white people so in areas where desegregation haven't been done usually end up underfunded.

Police are a tool for the rich and powerful to press people under them and are allowed to abuse the system under police protection.

They fabricated rainbow fentanyl so their budget wouldn't be cut, they do mass ticketing to exaggerate crimes, they lie on testimonies and under oath so many times that their words can't be trusted.

Also dude Donald Trump's a felonious rapist with a TERRIBLE economic plan, if you wanted to destroy America (like Russia), then you'd of course want to vote him in as POTUS (like Russia).

"Getting replaced by Low IQ immigrants" Wow the veil is gone, that's just the "great" replacement theory. Get yo racist meter checked dude. Also dude shut up with your forced birther shit with the "stake in future like people with children."

Anyways expanding on that DJT was and will be a shit president, here's a list of reasons:

1. Impeached twice

2. Tried to do an insurrection

3. Sold private secrets to Russia

4. Is chummy with Putin and Netanyahu

5. Hey buddy he's a xenophobe like you

6. Lies, just like constantly

7. Terrible handling of the coronavirus leading to a million deaths,

8. A tariff on all goods and a 200% sales tax will cost you and working families, especially with children, thousands of dollars

9. Due to that same policy, the same will be applied to US export goods, which will make them cost way more, no one will buy 'em so one'll sell 'em.

10. He has declared bankruptcy six times and can't run a charity because he stole from a kids cancer charity.

hope that helps, there are more.

Hey btw read Marx. You need some socio-economic education.

This Kind of Shit

(Sung to the tune of Blame it by Jamie Foxx) "....Blame it on the ADHD got me acting silly, blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-aspergers. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-aspergers...."

DISCLAIMER: People been telling me that just because I'm into a guy hauling out his huge meaty man-drill to frack for oil in his own twin brother's ass, it means I'm not allowed to criticize other shit. *throws hands up* Excuse me! Last time I checked I'm allowed to do whatever tf I want. It's the internet! I find it offensive that dumb-ass monster-fuckers and abo enthusiasts are allowed to criticize me for enjoying something that is seen as morally reprehensible in the context of it happening irl, and yet I'm not allowed to, say, complain that morbidly obese two-dick werewolf cumflation porn is fucking stupid.

I'm inspired to write some things that a lot of people might find extremely offensive, but I'll put it all under a cut. Read or don't read, idc. First of all, it has been.....what? A week? Two weeks? Every day for however long, the same user keeps 'liking' my old dark!fic doujin post from like a year ago. -Not sure if it's a glitch, or if the person is making a point of 'unliking' the post, then 're-liking' it every single day, but it has been showing up on my activity every day for weeks.

The person doing it doesn't even post Subway Bosses, or they haven't been recently. They're into a Genshin Impact ship that reminds me of Emmet/Volo because of the coloring. I wish I was into it because the Trainwreckshipping tag is slow lately, possibly because a bunch of crybully antis took a joke ship that a handful of people are into and made it into a moral issue. Emmet wanting to fistfight God and getting Volo instead is ABUSE yo! Now the timid people are afraid to post about it for fear of being *gasp* bad people!

Side note: Some of the people who hate trainwreckshipping are the same people who woobify Volo for supposedly being indigenous coded, like similar to Ainu people. Wrong-o. The Diamond and Pearl Clan people are indigenous coded. Volo is more like an immortal remnant of a forgotten people who worshipped gods millennia ago that nobody modern has heard of. The song Temple of Ekur reminds me of him, like he could be all, "I come from the bloodline of Gilgamesh who was seeded on earth by space aliens!" (Gilgamesh because he traveled to the underworld to retrieve a friend who perished in war whose corpse he callously threw over the edge of a wall during the heat of battle. It's a parallel to Volo going to the distortion world to communicate with Giratina).

Anyway, I made that particular post a year ago when Blankshipping was still fun but just starting to get overwhelmed with doggie-dick mutilation, bad-outcome pron. I was kind of excited about that particular doujin because I hadn't been exposed to a lot of unpleasant content yet, so it was an exciting variety, like oooooooo.....a bit on the dark side! Now lets go back to healthy, feel-good posting because it wears on the soul to constantly wallow in misery and negativity. A year later, and blankshipping is still doggie-dicks and mutilation pron. -Stuff like this:

Side note: Dog-fuckers need to play twincest a lot smoother. I like 'fuck my own brother' smut as much as the next degenerate, but I'm not going to write one guy getting sentimental and romantic about the scent of his own brother's ass, especially since it would smell the same as his own ass because identical twins are genetic copies of the same person. That's why I write poly or fluff with a slight touch of incest. If Emmet was to have a/b/o coded undescended testicles and womb rerouted into his bunghole, it would have to be by choice, the way transgender people mutilate their own genitals irl. Dogs are idiots irl though. A male dog will go crazy over the scent of his own sister's heat and pound incest puppies into her in a hot minute.

-Aaaaaaand that is the crux of all this gross crap in fandom. The worst of it is transgender mutilated genital coded from people who glorify transitioning, even though it's outright hubris for a person to take the perfect body god gave them and butcher it so they end up with a wound that constantly smells of death and feces as their body desperately tries to heal something it sees biologically as an aberration...a wound that needs to heal but for some reason, the trans individual chooses to keep it festering. There's a Twitter showing the grotesque consequences of real people who have mutilated themselves and suffer the consequences in the worst way possible. People need to read this to know what is going on with this horrific trend being pushed in the gay community.

I feel bad for them. They've been tricked into doing something to themselves that is a horror beyond comprehension. Many of them will walk around smelling like rotting corpses who shit themselves before death (not to mention they take hormones they have no business taking that give them symptoms of schizophrenia and bipolar). The people doing these surgeries and/or condoning this culture should be punished severely for these science experiments on humans. History will not look kindly on this. What ever happened to 'trans' people just being cross-dressing perverts with normal genitalia? Why was that so wrong?

Anyway, I think a lot of the creepy gross content in fandom lately is probably trans coded, but in the way that doesn't make it look good.

[malenipshadows]

Analysis: Citizen Tr*mp may have broken a law that Pres-ident Tr*mp made a felony

Analysis by Philip Bump, National correspondent, The Washington Post, published online August 10, 2022, at 4:17 p.m. EDT. [excerpt]

   There are not many people who know exactly why FBI agents searched Donald Tr*mp’s Mar -a-Lago estate on Monday [8/08/2022]. The FBI knows, certainly, and the former president and his attorneys probably have a good sense as well, given that they saw the search warrant. Everyone else is operating on what’s been revealed by Tr*mp’s team and public reporting: The FBI search was largely or entirely a function of the investigation into Tr*mp’s retention of documents after leaving the White House.    We know that he did, by his own admission. This year [2022], a number of boxes of material were turned over to the National Archives. Included in that material were some that were classified. On Monday [8/08/2022], the FBI removed another dozen boxes, with speculation rampant that more of that material was similarly restricted.    If Tr*mp is found to have violated federal law in removing and retaining classified documents without authorization, he could be convicted of a felony punishable by five years in prison. And that conviction would be a felony carrying that punishment because of a law signed by Pres-ident Donald Tr*mp.    Tr*mp’s 2016 campaign was intertwined with a similar question. His Democratic opponent, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, had been found

 to have operated a private email server that she used for official business — including, the FBI determined, some that was classified. Tr*mp and his allies pushed for Clinton to face criminal charges but in July 2016, FBI Director James B. Comey announced that the FBI wouldn’t seek an indictment. Tr*mp was furious, but he won, anyway.   During his first year in office, a central tool used for surveillance by the intelligence community — Section 702 of the FISA Amendments Act — was set to expire. Shortly before it did, Congress passed an extension of the authority for another five years.    But that didn’t come without turmoil. Tr*mp came into office angry at the intelligence community for revealing to reporters that it believed Russia had interfered in the 2016 election. He excoriated intelligence agencies on Twitter — and continued to do so as the contours of the investigation into that interference became clear.    On the day that the House was set to vote on the reauthorization, Tr*mp complained on Twitter:    “House votes on controversial FISA ACT today.” This is the act that may have been used, with the help of the discredited and phony Dossier, to so badly surveil and abuse the Tr*mp Campaign by the previous administration and others?  (That initial phrase is in quotes because Tr*mp, characteristically, was responding to something he saw on Fox News.)    The tweet freaked out advocates of the extension. A few hours later, he tweeted his support and it passed. On Jan. 18, 2018, he signed it into law.    What became law was S. 139. It had been introduced by Sen. Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah) as the Rapid DNA Act of 2017. But sometimes Congress hollows out existing legislation and replaces it entirely with other legislation to move the process forward more quickly. So S. 139 was replaced with H.R. 4478, which extended Section 702 for another five years.    It also had a stipulation editing 18 U.S. Code §1924. It originally read:

   “Whoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than one year, or both.”

    With Tr*mp’s signing S. 139 into law, that became: “shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both.” And with that, it became a felony.    You can see how Tr*mp absconding with classified material to Mar-a-Lago facially would violate the law as articulated. So, Tr*mp’s allies have already been offering a rationalization: He had declassified everything he took to Mar -a-Lago. [Remainder omitted.]

[to-pick-ourselves-up-7]

I will say something about you people and voting in the US.

Your prefered candidate has dropped out of the race? That is awful, and I sincerely mean it, it has happened to me twice as a mexican voter than the pre-candidate I voted for did not win our version of the primaries. And this time it's even worse, we got our own mexican, hypocriticaly leftist version of DJT.

Now, reasonably, I know you guys in the US of A, are veeeery, veeeeeeery into getting you way in votes and politics (I've worked customer service for the US and believe me, a modem has nothing to do with an impeachment, and more than once did I hear a racist rant in my ear when asking about the internet speed, or how the land doesn't vote., etc.).

But, you guys take it WAY too personal.

It is an attack to your personal belief and ideologies when your prefered candidate doesn't win, and please, don't talk to me about corruption, I'm a lawyer, I'm mexican, I know one or a thousand things about that.

After all of that, I can only say, please be a responsible voter. The US elections not only affect YOU guys, they affect the entire world, we've been feeling the waves and ripples of the Orange in Chief for three years and I see a lot of people unwilling to vote for someone other than Bernie Sanders (whom I respect and admire and damn, I wanted him to win too), BUT!! If you throw a tantrum and vote green or don't vote, you're taking away from any option other than Trump, if you vote green or other independent, YOU'RE GIFTING YOUR VOTE TO TRUMP!

At this point, and as we see the raise of authoritarianism in the world, anything is better than another period of Trump. Personally, I don't like Joe Biden either (he's one of those people that could hold butter in their mouth and not have it melt), but he is not Trump. And any argument you come up with won't win to "He's not Trump", this precise moment in time should tell you that at least, look at the US right now, and think again before you fuck it up for 7 billion people.

On a personal note, I voted for the candidate I knew would have more possibility to win in the past election against the man who is now the president, because I knew the worst option was not as bad as the one in power. And I was right.

[larrywestproductions]

"American Christian God-King (The Russian Orthodox)" Twice-Impeached U.S. President Donald Trump depicted as "Christian Deity" due to his many religiously devoted followers and the way he's turned the GOP into a religious death cult. I went with a Russian Christian Orthodox style largely due to admiration from the Russian government, as well as his adoration for Putin himself. The words are: "DJT" = Donald J Trump 45 = 45th President "очень" = Very (Bigly) "Огромный" = Huge (Yuge) Side note: I originally came up with this idea in 2019 and never finished it, so it was nice to actually finish it a few days ago. https://www.deviantart.com/luvataciousskull/art/American-Christian-God-King-The-Russian-Orthodox-903026156

[theparadorinn]

Reggae former PUSA Hays Eagles

Hi,

I may have figured out how to post pictures on the blog.  I went shopping got three bags of rock salt (a rare commodity these day) and a cheap TV, Preferred IT Solutions installed my new phone system Thursday, my hat's off to John and his crew.  They got my phone bill cut in half and quadrupled my internet speed and best of all I figured out how I will be able to again play my Reggae in the mansion.  So I had to get a smart TV and found this for $100:

Yea it worked.  :)

Business seems to be picking up.  I was sold out for Valentine's Day and almost sold out this past weekend.  I've even been picking up some weekday business.  Room sales (not room revenue) is going to be very good for a February (with my covid special-revenue is mediocre but that's better than many of my fellow small businesses and I am grateful for that.  A lot of my reservations are again  coming through my hated Expedia Group that charge me a 15% commission and I'm converting my new guests to booking directly through my website instead of from Expedia.  I've had several already book repeat visits from my website.

Recently came back from 2 weeks in Florida, darn I needed that.  Split the first week between my friend Jeff that owns The Inn on the Mexican War Streets in St Pete and my brother and his family in Tampa.  Then second week I spend in Lake Worth where I used to live.  Saw a bunch of old friends and ate my fill of Spanish street food.  Came back to this nasty cold weather and snow.  My electric Snow Joe does such a great job when the snow is cold and dry.  It's light and easy to maneuver.  I can do the 140' side walk and parking lot in about 2 hours instead of all day with a shovel.  If you are looking for an affordable snow blower that generally works great checkout the Snow Joe.

Thank god that idiot is out of the White House.  He's left such a mess for poor President Biden to clean up. One of the big things he ignored was this pandemic.  I think the cold blooded bast*** did on purpose to "cull" the dependents on society that aren't multimillionaires.  Get rid of the old people that collect SS and subsidized housing and the poor people.

The best part of his demise, two on my radar, all the companies severing ties to the Trump organization best of all Deutsche Bank has said when his loans are up they will not renew or renegotiate a $400M loan.  So he's going to have to go out and find other lenders and everyone has seen how he operates and I don't think a bank is going to be stupid and buy his bluster, so his terms won't be as favorable as in the past.  And he won't be able to use our Justice system (whom he despises and maligns like our Intelligence agencies) for free and will have to hire lawyers to defend himself from all the civil and criminal law suites.  He may actually go belly up.  :)  :)  :) :)   Mitch Mitch McConnell even suggested that people bring civil and criminal suites against him, damn did that invoke a nasty tweet from DJT.  He did not go out with grace, his legacy will be the first president impeached twice and the first to incite an insurrection.  I never liked the man and you even could say despised him as our PUSA.  In case I haven't said before I worked for him (actually his first bought bride Ivana) at Trump Towers in Atlantic City for a year and knew the small business owner (Nicolas Jacobsen) in West Palm Beach he refused to pay the $33,977 for three chandeliers he installed in Mar-a-Lago ballroom in 2005.  And here we are in 2021 and Mr. Jacobsen is now filing a defamation lawsuit against Trump for $1M.

The Problem with America isn't a racial issue.  We are all fed up with the lies and deceit coming from our elected officials or their appointed persons.  The double talk out of them is so infuriating.  Big and small issues, you can't believe anything they say,  And we all know they are lying to us.  Water quality is a blatant example of this.  Flint MI bureaucrats lied for years about lead in their water system and then PGH water authority did the same.  Until the feds came in and called them up on it.  DJT really hit the nail on the head with this, maybe he's not as stupid as I think he is. His constant whining about the fake news really hit home with many people.  Instead of focusing on all the "fake news" out there he only zeroed in on news against him.

While I'm whining, I went to Penn State and was fed up with the ivory tower mentality of the administration way back then.  When the Jerry Sandusky scandal broke and the then president Graham Spanier did all the double talk and back tracking "he didn't know anything" the l lost all respect for PSU's administration.  And Spanier continued to receive his pay, even though he was accused of criminal behavior.  Shouldn't universities set an example of how things should be run?

Speaking of higher education, I like what Robert Morris University is doing.  They have teamed up with local community colleges where you can enroll at the community college and get direct credits much more affordable than RMU's cost.  A nice alternative if you have anyone thinking of pursuing a college degree. I know they already have an agreement with Beaver County Community College and believe they are working on an agreement with Community College of Allegheny.

Have you been watching the Hay's Eagle nest on the web cam?  They now have 3 eggs.  The other day, some stupid racoon climbed the tree to get at the eggs, mom would have nothing to do with it, she really got upset and showed him who's boss before dad showed up as back up.  It was pretty funny.

Celine Dion is scheduled to perform at PPG Paints Arena September 24, get your tickets because she's sure to sell out and be sure to book at The Parador.  Remember it's a five minute walk from my Inn to the "T" (our light rail system) and then a five minute walk to the Arena from the Steel Plaza station and the "T"'s free.  No hassles driving, parking or if you imbibe concerns about a DUI.  Book soon here if you want a one night visit, when I start selling out, I will bump it up to a two night minimum.  :)

Speaking of concerts, Kenney Chesney will be at Heinz Field June 12 and I still have 2 rooms left.  Def Leppard, Mtley Crue  Joan Jett will be at PNC Park July 22 and I still have some rooms left.

Well, I'm tired and going to sign off, I should have my Reggae set up by Thursday, waiting on a part.  That might motivate me to do another blog this coming weekend.  Take care, keep warm, stay safe and say hi to a neighbor,

ed

[curlygirl84]

DJT has made history: the first president to be impeached twice! So now he makes up 50% of all impeachments...a monumental failure all around!

[paulorwell-blog]

The Shittery: A Lexicon of Modern Trumpspeak

(From Total Sh*t Donald Trump, available as a free ebook here)

Donnie’s shit so permeates every aspect of our lives that he is turning America into a total shittery, a place so muddied by browns that even familiar shit can be unrecognizable. This Shittery will help you get your bearings in our Trump-centered world, providing explanations for how and why the shit truly hits the fan. Just below it are some un-shitty bonus definitions. 

We welcome suggestions, revisions, and insertions. Email paul@paulorwell.com 

AIN’T GOT / Ain’t got shit on me: Trump’s position on Russia 

ALL OVER / Shit all over: Donnie trolls latest target 

BAD / Bad shit: Trump not happy 

BANG / Bang like a shithouse door in a gale: door noise as fired staffers exit 

BARR / (i) complete idiot (ii) current Attorney General BE- / Beshits: soil with presidential 70 BE- / Beshits: soil with presidential excrement 

BEAR / Does a bear shit in the woods?: Does Trump fabricate facts? 

BEAT / Beat the shit out of: punishment meted out to dissenters at Trump rally 

BED / Shit the bed: Donnie tweets in the morning 

BETWEEN / Stuck between a shit and a sweat: Republicans facing re-election 

BIRD / Stick that bottom lip out any further and a bird might shit on it: Trump pouts at Merkel 

BRAINS / Shit for brains: matter inside Trump’s cranium 

BREATH / Shit breath: Donnie needs Tic Tacs 

BRICK / Shit a brick: start building The Wall 

BRICKHOUSE / Built like a brick shithouse: able to withstand caravans 

BULL / Bullshit: only language Trump speaks fluently 

BURGER / Shitburger: dinner ordered for college football championship teams 

CANNED / Shitcanned: fired while literally sitting on toilet, e.g. Rex Tillerson 

CAT / Slicker than catshit on linoleum: Sarah Huckabee Sanders 

CAT- / cat-shit crazy: DJT after unfair segment on Fux News 

CHEAP / Cheap shit: Trump-branded rubbish meant to evoke wealth 

CHOCOLATE-COVERED / Chocolate-covered shit: sweeten it up, swallow it down! 

CREEK / Up shit creek: our environment at present; both water and climate not good 

CROCK / Crock of shit: Barr’s summary of Mueller report 

DADDLE / Shitdaddle: run away from the president 

DEEP / Deep shit: Trump thinks for a second 

DIP / Dipshit: stock market goes down after a Trump tweet 

DOG / Dogshit: women Donnie finds unattractive 

DUMB / Dumb shit: Donald J. Trump 

EAT / Eat shit: work for POTUS 45 

-ERATI / Shitterati: celebrities attending the 2016 inauguration 

FACED / Shit-faced: Trump after applying tanning lotion 

FAN / When the shit hits the fan: Trump bodyguard punches protester 

FIT / Have a shit-fit: Donnie reads bad press 

FLIES / Like flies on shit: religious right visits White House 

FOR BRAINS / Shit-for-brains: Tillerson’s assessment of Donnie 

FRIGHTEN / Frighten the shit out of: Russian pee-tapes 

FUCKING / Fucking shit: Trump has extramarital sex 

FULL OF / Full of shit: 2+ days since Trump had bowel movement 

GET / Get one’s shit together: prepare for deposition 

GIBBON / Shitgibbon: Trump explaining himself 

GIVE / Give a shit (or two shits): POTUS 45 does not 

GIVE SOMEONE / Give someone shit: be Donald Trump 

GOT / Got the shits: Trump gets letter from the Southern District of New York 

GRIN / shit-eating grin: Donnie after Mueller report 

HAPPENS / Shit happens: Trump’s work philosophy 

HEAD / Shithead: golden hair on pate 

HOLE / Shithole: any country in Africa 

HOLY / Holy shit: The Pope; Donnie calls him “disgraceful” 

HORSE / Horseshit: Trump University coursework 

HOT / Hot shit: (i) Trump under a sunbed; (ii) attractive female to Donnie 

HOUSE / Shithouse: Mar-a-Lago 

HUMAN / Shitty human: Donnie 

IGNORANT / Ignorant shit: Stephen Miller 

IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD / Shit in your own backyard: pro-Trump rally in your home city 

JACK / Jack-shit: what Donnie gives to charity 

KING / King Shit: Donald Trump 

LIST / Shit list: (i) Democrats who annoy Donnie; (ii) loyalists who contradict him 

LITTLE / Little shit: Marco 

LOT OF _ TO DO / Lot of shit to do: many attorneys to speak to 

LUCK / Shit out of luck: Trump’s casinos close down 

LUMP OF / Lump of shit: Donnie MEAN / Mean shit: (i) Robert Mueller; (ii) lie 

NASTY / Soft as shit and twice as nasty: Trump in bed 

NO / No shit: Trump out of office 

NOSE / Shitnose: head up Donald’s rectum, e.g. Barr, Bolton, Jared 

OH / Oh shit!: realization on waking that it isn’t a dream - Donnie is POTUS 

OLD / Old shit: Donald Trump 

-OSPHERE / Shitosphere: within farting distance of DJT 

OUT OF LUCK / see Luck 

PACK UP / Pack up your shit: electoral result of 2020 

PANTS / Shit one’s pants: defeated by Nancy Pelosi 

PAPER / Shitpaper: Washington Post, New York Times 

PIECE / Piece of shit: any Democrat in Trump’s eyes 

PIG / Happy as a pig in shit: Stephen Miller 

PILE / Pile of shit: inbound mail to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue 

PISS AND CORRUPTION / Shit, piss, and corruption: Donnie’s daily routine 

PUSHING UPHILL / Pushing shit uphill: reasoning with Donnie 

REMEMBER / Can’t remember shit: Trump under oath 

RICH AS / Rich as shit: as rich as Donnie, i.e. not that rich at all 

-SACK / Shit-sack: Donnie’s physique 

SACK DAY / Shit-sack Day: holiday celebrated after Trump loses, retires, or is impeached 

SACK OF / Sack of shit: Donnie’s physique 

SAME OLD / Same old shit: another day in the Oval Office for Donnie 76 

SANDWICH / Shit sandwich: squashed by Donnie on the mattress 

SAUNA / Shit sauna: Trump’s tanning bed 

-SCRAPER / Shitscraper (i) Trump Tower at 725 5th Avenue, New York; (ii) metal bar to remove shit from boots 

SCENE / Shitty scene: Donnie explaining to wife where he has been and with whom 

SHERLOCK / No shit, Sherlock: Donnie to Mueller 

SHINOLA / Know the difference between shit and Shinola: Trump doesn’t 

SHOOT / Shoot the shit: apprehend illegal immigrant with gun 

SHOVEL / Shovel shit: hold press conference for Donnie 

SHOW / Shitshow: The Apprentice 

SNIFFLE / Shit sniffle: subtle sign that Trump’s parking a turd 

SOFT / Soft as shit: Donald Trump without an election/erection 

SQUIRREL / Nuttier than squirrel shit: Ben Carson 

STACK / Didn’t know you could stack shit that high: (eventual) realization of Rex Tillerson 

STAIN / Shit stain: self-tanning lotion on clothes 

STINK / His shit doesn’t stink: Trump guarantees it 

STIR UP / Stir up shit: send a tweet 

STIRRER / Shit-stirrer: New York Times 

STOMPERS / Shit stompers: supporters at Trump rallies 

STORM / Shit storm: Hurricane Maria 

SWEATS / Shit sweats: what congressional Republicans feel when defending their man 

TAKE / Take shit from: remove papers from Resolute desk 

THE / The shits: (i) feeling after listening to Donnie; (ii) the Cabinet 

-TER / Shitter: place where Donnie tweets 

THICK / Thick as shit: born with Trump’s intelligence 

THROW / Throw shit against the wall: manhandle a protester 

TICKET / Shit ticket: Trump + Pence for 2020 

TON / Shit ton: large number two 

TOO OLD / Too old for this shit: Steven Bannon 

TOUGH / Tough shit: President Putin 

TRUMP- / Trumpshit: pure presidential excrement 

TURNED TO / Turned to shit: Donnie touched it 

UP TO YOUR NECK IN / Up to your neck in shit: investigating Donnie, e.g. New York district attorney 

WEIRD / Weird shit: POTUS 43’s opinion of POTUS 45’s inauguration speech 

WENT OUT / Went out to shit and the hog ate him: staffer went to see POTUS and got fired 

WRITES ITSELF / This shit writes itself: ink from Steven Miller’s pen 

ZERO / Zero shits given: Trump aid to Puerto Rico 

(From Total Sh*t Donald Trump, available as a free ebook here)

[loveletterstodonald]

April 30, 2018

My Dear Friend and President, DJT,

Sorry to miss our correspondence yesterday. I was retreating in Christmas Valley near South Lake Tahoe. Internet access was spotty so I could not keep up with your news. I did catch wind of the hopeful possibilities on the Korean Peninsula. I am holding everyone in the Light, especially Mr. Moon. As you know, he has the most to lose if this all falls through.

I see today you are meeting with Muhammadu Buhari, President of Nigeria. The Premium Times says he's planning to use $496 million from the Excess Crude Account to buy aircraft from you. His political opposition wants to impeach him because he did not follow due process in getting the funds. I think you should think twice about selling him any weapons. Boko Haram may be a terrible menace but they have figured out how to raid military bases. The weapons you sell to Mr. Buhari today may end up in their hands. Not good.

I encourage you to take a look at the NYT story about the young women who the Boko Haram abducted from their school in 2014.  https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/04/11/world/africa/nigeria-boko-haram-girls.html

I think it will help you understand the complexity of the situation in Nigeria. Weapons are not the answer to the challenges in that country.

peace,

RCA